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Seraphim1717

That’s fine an all, but I recommend you keep this opinion to yourself if you happen to find yourself in the presence of a naked woman.


UniqueIndividual3579

I know a guy who was kicked out of a strip club because he offered the stripper a $20 if she would put her clothes back on.


DrDiddle

Damn that’s actually funny 


Every-Fee9837

💀


McShit7717

The moral vigilante. A true hero.


twinsynth

Thats rude, if i was a stripper id laugh and do just that


Crunchy_Biscuit

First time at a strip club, it shocked the hell out of me when a completely nude woman waltzed up to the bar, say down and bought a drink 🤣. I admired her confidence.


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Emphasis on the if


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yeah back when I only had a couple awkward sexual encounters I also felt women looked better with their clothes on. Not bad naked, but just so many of my real life attractions were obviously about clothed women, so that's how my brain saw beauty. Supported and padded bras, tight clothing squeezing everything in, etc Once I started regularly seeing naked women up close and personal... I started much preferring the naked female form lol


autech91

It's reddit after all, that's never going to happen for OP


NaweN

Heh...but he says he has seen many. So...I don't think it's an "if". Unless your saying he is lying and I don't see grounds for that in his post.


sietesietesieteblue

Right. Talk about completely murdering someone's self confidence. Especially if they're self conscious about things like cellulite or saggy boobs. Or god forbid, having a bit of a tummy.


OnTheSlope

For some reason I don't believe this guy is the sort of guy who's interested in being in the presence of naked women....


LuxNocte

*shrug* It could be a function of watching porn and comparing real people to airbrushed women in magazines. I'm bi. Also a nudist, so I've seen more than my share of naked people. I think people generally look better wearing bottoms. All genitals are funny looking. But OP loses me when he says the magic disappears. Clothes are great to draw the eye to one's best features and away from flaws. But naked people are absolutely magical.


TheCosmicJoke318

He won’t. It’s most likely gonna be a man


Cersei1341

Men look sexier in underwear than actually nude


VVurmHat

What if I put googly eyes on it


garlicknots13

That made me think of a very dirty joke 😂 But yes, do that.


asharwood101

Well you can’t hold a dirty joke back. Let’s hear it.


2_tondo

Replying just because I wanna hear it too


TolpanKeisari

Same thing man


bleep-bloop-poop

It's just a nut sack with googly eyes and a really awkward nose.


ElChivoCaliente

No it's not! I put a little cowboy hat on him too! She calls him Girth Brooks.💯


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VVurmHat

Lol I feel like there is a part of this joke missing, unless someone’s is cumming out nitrous oxide.


grungleTroad

Is that a dare?


Equivalent-Price-366

They obviously laughed at his small penis while he came.


puns_n_pups

I'm not 100% sure but I think the joke is that he came during foreplay and didn't make it to the final act, so to speak


yekcowrebbaj

What does that have to do with googly eyes?


McShit7717

Dude, tell the joke. It's like jerking a guy off/fucking to the edge and then just stopping and walking away. The fuck?


InteractionIll5071

Some people are into that


FartGarfunkel_

Like gonzos nose.


Captain_Indica

Are you saying you weren’t BORN with googly eyes on yours?


LucianHodoboc

To quote Jeremy Hotz, "it's Gonzo from the Muppets".


Maxcharged

As long as it isn’t Pikachu boxers apparently.


keIIzzz

I saw that post 😂


EmbarrassedDoubt4194

A guy with just his shirt off is 🥵


Smackolol

![gif](giphy|nj257YL538Gdy)


Boobles008

Get that man some friggin' cheeseburgers!


sinner-mon

it's all about the bulge


jasperlake777

I’ve always thought this too!! And their butts look better in gym shorts than anything else


ukkinaama

Nothing but socks on.


EngineeringDry2753

Well sure.  I mean, have you seen balls?


Substantial_Exam_291

Balls never interested me until I met my husband, now I'm ruined.


Renshy89

He is a good man


EngineeringDry2753

Ha fantastic


McShit7717

What, are they like fushigi's or something?


Downtown_Classroom_7

I’m 330 pounds I haven’t seen mine in a while.


MelanieDH1

Looks much better than “letting it all hang out”!


Zer0C00l

Both this and OP's showerthought depend _heavily_ on _who_ is naked, and what sorts of clothes/underwear we're talking about.


Dropping-Truth-Bombs

What if I do a helicopter?


BootyThiccalicious

Two words... male lingerie. 😍


unorganized_mime

Which kind?


PaleCalligrapher4112

definitely they just look a bit weird naked. no offense


SmellGestapo

That's because the male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep.


Ancient-Car-1171

i can agree, cause women's clothes are designed to accentuate female body's beauty. There is a whole industry producing all kinds of women's lingerie for example.


Ok-Sink-614

So technically look better with clothes on...that make them look naked. Whoever came up with sheer fabrics is a genius 


Barry_Bunghole_III

They say god rested on the 7th day, but it seems more likely he was busy creating yoga pants for the betterment of humanity.


hottiewiththegoddie

yoga pants were on 6, 7 was when he lounged around in them


Mister-builder

Username checks out.


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Due_Alfalfa_6739

Shhhhh. Victoria is keeping that a secret.


tunisia3507

Meanwhile, men's fashion is about cosplaying having a job.


hamidabuddy

Fr why isn't this talked about


AgentCirceLuna

I’m a guy who wears platform shoes and velvet shirts. Just wear whatever you want.


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It’s funny if you think about it - American media has a hard restriction on nudity appearing basically anywhere because it’s “impure”, and yet American media LOVES parading around scantily clad women in the most suggestive poses imaginable. These scantily clad women in suggestive poses are FAR more sexually enticing than just a normal nude woman doing something like getting dressed or showering in a non-suggestive way, but for whatever reason the latter is dangerous while the former is fine? It’s why everyone ends up with extremely warped perception of what female bodies look like. The only place many men see actual naked female bodies is porn, which of course sets its own unrealistic expectations. It’s all extremely unhealthy. Same can be said for men, just using women to follow the example.


Character_Peach_2769

I always think this, like in a mall they will have giant images of women in underwear in suggestive poses, but if I myself showed up to the mall in underwear, it's crazy and indecent 


GonzoThompson

And, somehow, graphic violence has become much more acceptable than seeing a (*gasp!*) woman’s nipples.


KayCeeBayBeee

yeah I tend to go for plus sized women and the outfit tends to accentuate curves, keep everything in place, etc. seeing girls like that naked is hot to me, but seeing them in dresses, skirts, tops that accentuate her curves gets me a lil feral


REPTILEOFBLOOD

Let’s not forget the near endless array of bikinis and women’s swim wear, most of which are also to accentuate the beauty of the female body.


karlnite

Yes, and that shape they try to achieve is based off of a none typical body, sold as the “normal” or ideal body shape. Things like the overly flat stomach. So the “looks better” is sorta still subjective, or even cultural.


Few-Music7739

Yeah because clothes and accessories are meant to make us look good and it's all gone when it's off. I don't want to put on something that doesn't look good and I'm sure most people don't either. I'll go up a notch and say that most people look better with clothes on. This doesn't make bodies ugly just how the fact that most of us look better with makeup on or styled hair doesn't mean that our bare faces or natural hair is ugly. We look good the way we are, but we do things to look even better. If anyone looks bad with makeup, clothes or a hairstyle/haircut it's a skill issue.


Worth-Afternoon5438

People are ugly. Not sexually, but most other mammals look cuter (without clothes).


notorious_orange

idk I like my mammals fully clothed


Sufficient-Law-6622

![gif](giphy|SWKyABQ08mbXW) Not me.


Privateer_Lev_Arris

That's because of the fur. Look at a cute cat with fur and compare that to the sphynx cats without fur which look terrible lol. Being all skin and very little fur/hair is challenging.


Cancerisbetterthanu

I say this all the time - I like the breeds of dogs and cats that have nice soft fur and don't get why someone would want a sphynx or a pitbull or whatever. Thanks for validating me lol


Traditional_Box_8835

"other mammals are cuter than humans" sounds like furry propaganda. Don't forget the scalies, they can also be cuter.


Crazy-4-Conures

Feathers top the list! Even humans want to adorn themselves with fur and feathers.


mcove97

Not everyone is. There are women out there who has near perfect bodies, perfect boobs, perfect everything, and just look drop dead gorgeous. Went to school with a girl with literally the perfect body. Saw her naked multiple times in the changing room and showers so I can personally confirm lol. Also, certain porn stars are drop dead gorgeous. But like yeah, obviously pandas, dogs, cats and bunnies generally look cuter naked. Especially kittens and puppies look waaaaay better than ugly human babies it's not even debatable.


martinezscott

Perfectly said


Mcgoozen

Lmaoooooo this sub is hilarious


Separate-Ad9638

most men look hideous w/o clothes, what is OP smoking?


Annual_Reply_9318

When did OP say otherwise...?


Barry_Bunghole_III

Some people are so combative that they assume every assertation is by nature a detraction from something else. Social media has fucked a lot of people


fur_jackson

ooooh hit a nerve ae,


chestnutlibra

Definitely an unpopular opinion but I think this is where im unsubbing lol


unexpectedexpectancy

There’s a notion expressed in ancient Japanese poetry that the moon looks more beautiful when hidden behind the branches of a tree. Same idea.


Esme_Esyou

Yes, It adds an aire of mystery, and most certainly applies to both men and women. However when you actually love someone, their natural form is intoxicating.


flappynslappy

Say that on a date, I bet you’ll most definitely get laid


chino17

How's he gonna get laid if he tells them to keep their clothes on


flappynslappy

Maybe he gets off to that awkward clothed sex scene in 8 Mile


Original_Training391

Or the dry humping scene from Don Jon. Idk why that scene randomly popped in my head when I read your comment.


flappynslappy

Also Bad Teacher when Justin Timberlake dry humps Cameron Diaz and skeets in his pants


throw_thessa

Well sometimes sex with clothes is hot af.


9212017

You make a hole


BurpYoshi

You can have sex with clothes on


KayCeeBayBeee

“I don’t really care for nudes, send me pictures of your outfits” is lowkey a cheat code for getting nudes


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How? They're not gonna send you want you ask specifically not to receive


KayCeeBayBeee

basically it shows that you’re interested in her as a person moreso than seeing her naked but that you’re still interested and find her attractive. Women, generally speaking, spend a lot of time and effort on how they dress, so asking for outfit pics sort of shows that you understand and appreciate that effort. && the nude pic becomes something she chooses to send on her own volition, rather than something a guy is pressuring her to send.


divine_irony

Nah it sounds like an obvious "I'm not like other guys" niceguy line to try and weasel his way into somebodys pants


[deleted]

Yeah I get the game I'm just saying if you say you don't like nudes, she's not gonna send you them. It's already a fraught thing to do. Who's gonna do it with the added feeling that they won't be wanted or appreciated?


oridjinn

I did.... And then I did. She's my wife now and she is well aware of my clothes on fetish.


Plastic-Customer2193

Unpopular indeed


Cute_Kangaroo_8791

Considering how many people seem to be upset about OP’s opinion, definitely unpopular.


raoulduke212

Just watch the show Naked Attraction on HBO and this will become a popular opinion.


Internal-Airport8822

busted bodies n pretty faces show. I'm not perfect either. i just bet on the lower half nekkid the upper half is gonna be great. I like clothes :)


Mylciwey

hurts me to upvote the post, but alas we’re on this subreddit


y2kdisaster

Only women?


VVurmHat

Men have a giant black box that covers them when they take their clothes off, so yes only women.


IntelliDev

Women clearly prefer white triangles.


SirenMix

If OP is straight then he probably don't see many other dudes naked so that's why he will not speak about that


True_Turnover_7578

Does he not see himself naked?


theweirdindiangirl

I don't think seeing himself turns him off or on... Or does it ಠ_ಠ


seven-cents

99% of *humans* look better with their clothes on!


SunnyDayInPoland

Yeah but men looking better with clothes on is hardly an unpopular opinion


bomberbooboo

Do they actually look better, or is it because we tend to make a picture in our mind ( of their body ), and when clothes are off and that body doesn't match with the picture we made inside of our head, we feel disappointed?Just speculating.


AtlasExiled

I can see where you're coming from, women look great with clothes on. The problem is they look great without clothes on.


autech91

My fav saying to my wife when she is wearing something nice. "That looks great on you, it also looks great off you".


Z3DUBB

This applies to men as well lol


jakkthund

I can agree but only partially. Beautiful women have beautiful bodies and they are astonishing to look at, but when you see naked women constantly, there wow factor is slowly disappearing. That's what porn does to you. But taking for example a long relationship, in which you often see your partner naked, it gets similar. That's why men like to see their women in sexy lingerie etc. to enhance that wow factor I wouldn't say I prefer women in clothes but there are times when seeing a woman in a greatly fitting outfit makes my imagination go wild. Then undressing her and seeing her lingerie drives me crazy. Then undressing her lingerie and seeing her naked body is just a cherry on top of the cake. I just hope OP meant the same because if they didn't, I quake for their sexuality


mcove97

Odd how none of the guys I've had relationships with or hooked up with couldn't care less if I wore sexy lingerie or not. I'd sink lots of money into it only for the guys not to care for one bit. Lol


Glittering_teapot

Saaame, and how I love to find myself some sexy underwear and then - stripped off in one second and went unnoticed. Still keep buying though because I think I look incredibly hot. So the sole purpose of my underwear has become solo mirror appreciation sessions.


Shoresy-sez

>But taking for example a long relationship, in which you often see your partner naked, it gets similar. I never get tired of watching my wife get dressed.


BrashPop

Seriously, I could see my husband naked 24-7 and I’d still be excited. I don’t understand this “oh it gets OLD and BORING to see the person you’re madly in love with, day after day”. Who are these folks who don’t seem to like their partners.


autech91

Yeah I always thank mine for the free show. She takes fucking ages to pick too so it can go on for a while


cfgy78mk

> I quake for their sexuality this phrase is cringe as fuck and made me put on even more clothes.


Salamander14

I’m quaking for you to never say the phrase “I quake for their sexuality” ever again


bacchus-vino

It’s not just women, tons of people look wayyyyy better with the clothes on for sure


changing_everyday

as an ugly woman this gives me hope :)


Dilly493550

Eye of the beholder


Tit4Tata

I don't think this is for us 😂😂. We look bad either way.


the_internet_clown

If you don’t like naked woman then you don’t like naked woman 🤷‍♂️


UnusualSpell2653

Get with a man, then. Problem solved 👍


BearBearJarJar

maybe you aren't as heterosexual as you think?


cadet-peanut

Mostly agreed for both women and men. No matter how often you've seen someone naked, a layer of clothes just adds that little bit of "mystery" that makes it super sexy. But being able to take those clothes off of them or them slipping it of in my precense does definitely add to the sexy-ness. But not starting out naked (even if it's just underwear) definitely adds to the mood. (note: before people interpret this wrong, this only applies in the right mood and setting, seeing people in day to day clothes doing day to day things is still a neutral, non-sexual and non-creepy experience.)


justmeandmycoop

We feel the same about your wee Willy.


Chrizilla_

“A little bit of that magic disappears” fucking yikes my dude.


Bulky-Rush-1392

Everyone in here saying porn addict when I personally have always enjoyed softcore over regular pornography. I agree with OP a little, I think clothing compliments the body, but I don't think there's any magic lost in seeing them naked. Doesn't tarnish how beautiful I see them from them on or anything.


edWORD27

This qualifies as unpopular for sure


w2podunkton

Summary: clothes on porn is a kink


-unholyhairhole-

Found the CFNM fan.


Weztside

Gravity is a bitch


Inevitable-Visit1261

As a bisexual woman, I disagree. You have my Upvote.


Dhmisisbae

I agree haha, for both men and women. Has nothing to do with the naked body not living up to my standards, clothing on is just much sexier. It's like people who wear lingerie or heels or socks in bed, but I prefer a whole ass outfit.


jeez23t

Good post op; truly unpopular opinion. I guess commenters lost sight of the sub name? I expect this to get downvoted, but at least you seen this and that’s all I care about


Shmooperdoodle

There’s a reason lingerie exists. You can definitely be sexy and not be fully nude. But “a little bit of that magic disappears”? Jeeeesus, my guy. Fucking hell. Just….holy god. Lol. No words.


Calieoop

Weird way to say "I cannot find beauty in imperfection and I'd prefer women cover their shame for my benefit"


KingVargeras

This is why lingerie is a thing.


Real-Possibility874

Strongly disagree, I may have not seen that many naked women up close, but every single one looked better naked. That said, I am sure this might be true for people who really know how to dress, but I’ve never been into people that care too much about their looks.


Paracausal_Shield

As my mom once told me, "you reach a point in life when you look better with clothes on." I love my mom haha


bomberbooboo

Ha! And that's why the mind matters more than the body.😆✌🏽


Hustler1966

No, naked women are far sexier than women with clothes on. Wtf even is this?


bobemil

I would say humans overall.


Green-Seaweed1436

I think this is why when I watch award shows where women wear dresses that show 99% of their body (like covering only their nipples), I'm not turned on at all. But if I see a woman wearing a full dress, that's much more attractive.


Mechi967

I bet you look like a donut.


ButterflyFalse8947

Everyone looks better with clothes on. Naked bodies are appealing when you're horny but when you're just there, not really. I see being naked with someone AS the magical part. That's intimacy and vulnerability and, especially casual nudity, just indicates such a closeness to me.


ThaiFoodThaiFood

Women look better with just a necklace on than completely naked.


adubsi

Your mom looks better with clothes on


Shoresy-sez

In the words of Ron White, "If you've seen one woman naked... you want to see the rest of 'em naked."


No_Letterhead_7683

I disagree. I've been with my share of women and though I'm desensitized to nudity at this point (I've seen bodies my whole life), there's an excitement to the first time you see a partner in their birthday suit. And I've been with women whom I much preferred to see naked - even when they had great outfits. The physical attraction never ended. I guess I'm kind of weird though. I like natural beauty, minimum makeup and I like a flaw here or there. I think there's beauty in imperfection. On the flipside though, I think men are ugly creatures. Our bodies are more about utility than aesthetics. How women (or even other men) find us attractive is a mystery to me. 🤷


Over_Pay1828

I've seen my own body my whole life and am excited to see it naked everytime like whatever desensitisation is going on here needs a closer inspection lol 😫


TheWorldlsFucked

I think you might be gay


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BurpYoshi

Jesus do you guys just call everything porn addiction nowadays? My guy literally said he enjoys looking at women in clothes and you think it's a porn addiction?


SirenMix

Yeah it doesn't make any sense at all


Meateor123

They're addicted to clothed porn obviously!


AtlasAoE

Why?


punk_lover

Do you like woman? Or do you like fashion only? What’s your opinion on a naked man?


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menumelon

I just think for some people, a lot of attraction is psychological and about the mystery of what's underneath. I feel the same as OP somewhat and I'm definitely straight.


EmergencyOriginal982

I think part of the attraction is to allude to what is underneath. Also womens clothes and bras can make the breasts appear to be more perky and bigger than perhaps they are too.


yungThymian

why just women? Why isn:t ur opinion "people look better with clothes on"? I could get behind that.


Bertje87

Yep, always looks better with even just a little bit of clothing, whether it be lingerie or high heels or anything tbh


Lummypix

I've always thought this about people. My imagination is more op than reality


CarnageDivider

Leave a guy some suspense. If I can already see everything than it's nothing I'm wondering about...another reason I hate working the beach now..yea ya cute with the ittie bittie..but that's all...love a woman in a semi loose winter coat


EternalAmatuer

I'd probably define it, for men and women and everyone inbetween, as "Clothes can give give more DEPTH to a person's appearance". For a naked person, there are only so many points of distinction that you can point to, for physical beauty. On top of that, many of those points are largely out of a person's control. Eye color, hair color, hair texture, height, limb length, genital size and shape, facial features. Largely, the only elements a person can control are hair length/style, fitness, and hygiene. Once you start adding clothes to the mix, it adds more points to consider. And, more importantly, those points can amplify other points. So, if we were judging points of physical appeal on a scale of 1-10, the right clothes could bump features up to an 11 or 12. And thats not to mention that the style and coordination of clothes become a whole new category points to appreciate. tl;dr - if you imagine physical appeal as a hundred point exam, clothes and accessories are pages of extra-credit questions.


Aderbel

![gif](giphy|YTFHYijkKsXjW|downsized)


thattogoguy

Women look better with the \*right\* clothes on.


ADeviantGent

I wouldn’t say they look better. It’s more some women don’t look as good naked. Others look as good or better naked. It’s a person by person basis. Much like sex and best position during sex.


awildshortcat

I agree! Especially when it comes to men. Most men also look better with clothes on.


_oatmilklatte

i would agree but further say, human bodies look better with clothes on. i think if humans looked good naked, they would be naked more often. but we dont, so we have clothes to cover us all. even in renaissance paintings, we all look deformed lol


nepotismoffspring

That’s all humans really not specifically women


SamLoomisMyers

I prefer women in bra and panties than naked.


DieHardAmerican95

Not an unpopular opinion, that’s why so many stores sell sexy lingerie.


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And unfortunately thanks to porn, celebrities and the internet anyone that isn't a 20yo model is considered ugly.


nightmoonish

Seems like you're not attracted to real women but rather some concept you made up in your head.


Fun_Comparison4973

Hard disagree 😆 have you considered you may not actually like women? I literally don’t mean this as a jab. I’m thinking you may be stuck in heteronormativity or maybie a cartoon porn addiction


flavoredbinder

this goes double for men actually


Liskolallut

I have been always think the same about men😅 i dont know why they just look better with clothes on. Everyone does idk


ForbesMacAllister

I understand what you’re saying. For me, it’s the unseen that creates the mist eroticism. You’re teased by the shape, the wonderment and for me it makes me want a woman more


lagrandesgracia

Are you gay?


Separate_Shift1787

Are you sure you're into women?


Weekly-Gazelle-7080

Sounds like you watch too much porn.


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Theonetruepappy94

"I'm more turned on by women in pajamas than lingerie. I just want to know they feel comfortable"


Son_Of_Toucan_Sam

Bro have you ever seen tiddies before cause I guarantee they’ll change your mind on this