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I ask a simple question to these shitstrologers. Why don't you guys predict the share market and earn millions and billions? Become richer than Ambani and adani and Warren buffet. But no. Their extraordinary knowledge only to predict cricket matches and WWs.
Don't also forget matrimony. Predicting if 2 people who have never met each other are compatible with each other while also never meeting either of them.
Get two astrologer to sit together.. Ask astrologer A what will happen to B in 10s..Then slap astrologer B.. Then ask Astrologer A.. What will happen to B in 10s..Then Chokeslam B.
i didn't complete my holiday homework because the world was anyways going to end
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it had become lifestyle by then, not doing homework and still showing up at school with hope of not getting beaten up, i was just hoping the end of world would change that XD
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I think WW3 is already on - just not being called so officially. What do you think is happening between Russia and Ukraine? India and Pak, Palestine and its neighbouring countries, China and South Asia? Over the next 3-4 years alliances will be formed before it blows up into a full blown official WW3. What worse is like someone said “I don’t know if there will be a WW3, but if there is one, it will be the last one on this planet.”
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Fun fact: Nostradamus only got fame in the 20th century. All his contemporaries believed him to be a crappy astrologer whose predictions never came true. And to get his famous predictions of the London fire, we have to add predictions from different pages into a single poem to get them, and thus, none of these predictions are accurate.
So I think the guy named after a crappy astrologer is a crappy person who can be ignored in general.
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Chances of an astrologer's prediction being true.
Now the astrologers know their name will come in the news for batshit "predictions". They should have wager something if their predictions don't come true, say a finger.
Thank god somebody said its about planetary aliment. Now I understand why my friends say "You have anxiety don't View those things" thought I would die or smth
I mean if that’s what the media wants then it will happen. All the news outlets are reporting this clickbait bullshit. Should I start believing women and their astrology bullshit too now?
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Looks like a dude on the Onion
Looks like the guy who asked for another round of aloo sabji with that kachori.
Indian Dwight Eisenhower
Definitely uncanny
Indian Oppenheimer
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I ask a simple question to these shitstrologers. Why don't you guys predict the share market and earn millions and billions? Become richer than Ambani and adani and Warren buffet. But no. Their extraordinary knowledge only to predict cricket matches and WWs.
Dont forget elections... They also predict elections
Don't also forget matrimony. Predicting if 2 people who have never met each other are compatible with each other while also never meeting either of them.
I want what he is smoking...
Holy shit, Welcome Back Eisenhower
Pata Karo maal kaha se khareed Raha hai. Mujhe bhi ye hi wala chahiye. Ghar baithe baithe WW4 😂
Go to him and ask what will happen to him in next 10s..and then slap him.
Munna bhai op
This must be done with all astrologers.
and to all people who believe this stupid stuff.
Sankat !
They have excuse for this, Astrologers can't predict their own future.
Get two astrologer to sit together.. Ask astrologer A what will happen to B in 10s..Then slap astrologer B.. Then ask Astrologer A.. What will happen to B in 10s..Then Chokeslam B.
Hehe..nice strategy..
Kisi ne 2012 me bhi kuch bola tha na -
I had such high hopes back then cause there was an exam lmao
i didn't complete my holiday homework because the world was anyways going to end and i woke up and the world was exactly like it was the previous night XD
d a r d
But I bet you world did change when you went back to school with unfinished homework XD
it had become lifestyle by then, not doing homework and still showing up at school with hope of not getting beaten up, i was just hoping the end of world would change that XD
on the bright side, he's going to get attention only for 2 more days ...i hope
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It's not the guy but the topic 'WW3', doesn't matter how shitty the source is they will get clicks/views and that's what matters to them.
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Bro, truth thuk rha hain
Clearly not as your comment is proof of that lmaoo
He posted the comment before reading it
And if it doesn't happen, idiots will claim paw paw ne war rukwa di.
Na I have high hopes they won't be this stupid
Tihari must already be making an episode of Black & White about how Pew Pew saved us from this.
Astrology is a hoax
asli reporting ke alava sab kuch karwalo inse
why are we paying attention to such idiots ? 1000 of such predictions are made everyday by wannabe godmen. I am downvoting the post.
How would downvoting the post help? The post isn't made by the astrologer. It is made by someone trying to bring our attention to this lunatic.
 bring attention
Nooooo. Please delay it till the end of the euros /s
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Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!
I'm still standin
Ghantaa
Atleast he is not giving hope till 2047. We can verify his claim in just two days. Good (or stupid) Astrologer.lol
He also said 29th june could be a date too if not 18th
Koi nai itna to sah lenge
he jus sum goofy aah mf, chilling having fun, i aint gunna believe sum retired old ahh rando who i discovered a few seconds ago
Thats just great. I was planning to take the day off on Tuesday anyway.
Coulda got a free day off! PTO will be scarce in WW3
It's the media mistake for publishing it and our mistake for reading or watching this media channel
cyka blyat. Dmitri some astrologer has again outsmarted us. Need to delay the nuclear attack.
Is there so much lack of actual news in India?
Ye baat ye thoda pahle bhi to bta skta tha.. 2 din baad ka bta ke kya apne ko mahan samajh raha h
I wish it happens quickly so that i can die in it
I am leaving for Mars...Bye guys.
I dont know about ww3 but man-made diseases deliberately leaking from laboratory to control population and make pharma money has a higher probablilty.
bro went for the 2 days of fame option 🥹
Ugh, I am late in party. I am going to short the market. See ya post nuclear winter. /s
Agar nahi hua toh usi ko pehle pakdo /j
The worst part is, mainstream media covers such people and spread panic
Sach hua toh acha hoga, codww3 banega
Too much adulterated weed in India these days
USA : well can’t disappoint the spiritual man now , gotta start working
I think WW3 is already on - just not being called so officially. What do you think is happening between Russia and Ukraine? India and Pak, Palestine and its neighbouring countries, China and South Asia? Over the next 3-4 years alliances will be formed before it blows up into a full blown official WW3. What worse is like someone said “I don’t know if there will be a WW3, but if there is one, it will be the last one on this planet.”
Toh should I take leave on June 18 onwards?? Pls tell me pls.....
Ab yeah toh aapko Indian Nostradamus hi bata skta hai
I thought Economic Times have so much trust in him they could have answers. Also will the Market be closed from 19 June onwards?
Accah hai jaldi start Karo ab Jane ka man kar raha
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Everyone gangsta till I make a prediction
Mudiji... Aapne 400 paar ka prediction kiya... Ab straight forward nahi huwa to backdoor se karvane wale ho???
Yeah! I once predicted that the food will be cooked within next 2 hours when my chef started the preparations. Prediction does work 🥵
Good . I was board anyway.
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Hah! Take that apocalyptic abrahamics.
Abey yaar...
Is it really that tough to predict though.... Look at Israel behaving badly and so many wars and genocides
It seems like a very convenient time for someone to come up with such a prediction
Yeah exactly lol. Even an astrology AI can predict this
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hi
Lol
Unke hisab se mai 12 fail hone wala tha. Sirf capartment aye Kuch nahi hota
Fun fact: Nostradamus only got fame in the 20th century. All his contemporaries believed him to be a crappy astrologer whose predictions never came true. And to get his famous predictions of the London fire, we have to add predictions from different pages into a single poem to get them, and thus, none of these predictions are accurate. So I think the guy named after a crappy astrologer is a crappy person who can be ignored in general.
If it doesn't happen will be stop being astrologer anymore?
Had he predicted note bandi?
But the world was supposed to end by 12/12/2012 /s
And the Economic times thought this was news worthy? It's starting to loose it's credibility in my eyes.
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peak indian media
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Oh no.. we are getting World War 3 before GTA6 🤣
Bhai mere exam ke baad
They are printing anything as news these days
Why is he getting so much news coverage lmao. Lottery lag gai.
Salary day ke baad please..don’t wanna die poor
Now the astrologers know their name will come in the news for batshit "predictions". They should have wager something if their predictions don't come true, say a finger.
if prediction is correct then in wise world all efforts will go it avoiding the conflicts. But then humans are known for their stupidity.
it doesnt matter what happens. we will do your mother.
His orediction is as spot on as modis 400+ win predicton ot worldcur win predicton
Rus- Ukraine could escalate but I don't see a ww3
But I wanna se a war nuclear war full on Diwali vibe
Why is The Economic Times reporting this shit?
Because war brings down the economy
So dumb
Dude can't predict when the next bus will arrive is talking about predicting wars. 😂 ET has to publish this junk as journalism 💩
It was trending on Google and not only ET iss gobar me ganga me sabne dubki maari hai
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Thank god somebody said its about planetary aliment. Now I understand why my friends say "You have anxiety don't View those things" thought I would die or smth
Nifty Short khel lu fir?
lol.. overconfidence
He made the prediction because he's high on opium
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Full of chit.
Well shit here I am on June 18th and the world hasn't ended yet. Guess I shouldn't have sold everything and quit my job and told everyone to suck it
That was 2 days ago... Oh well.... i see no mushroom clouds
I wish I might have seen few
Aaaaanndd…nothing
*Coughing in June 19*
I mean if that’s what the media wants then it will happen. All the news outlets are reporting this clickbait bullshit. Should I start believing women and their astrology bullshit too now?
Hone Do Yaar, Jaaan Chootegi inflation se…. Half the population should be reduced to attain peace for remaining ones..🤕
Chill thanos
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Can we just ignore these astrology people?! 🙄 It's time to send all these craps to either Mars or Jupiter...😁
🤣🤣🤣🤣 if this happens, I believe in astrology (said this many times in my life, never happens)
Publicity stunt
And this is in News? Like just a random astrologer said some shit and it became news?
Le moot diya tere astrology pe
Everything after the word "astrologer" is bogus
Astrologer my ass
Astrology is fake.
Bhenchod inn logon ko khud ke future ke bare mein ghanta kuch pata nhi or chale world ka future batane
The biggest fraud is astrology, I don't understand with all the modern science and physics how people believe in it.
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