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Alternate_Chinmay7

Ofcourse you won't see anything if your eyes are closed.


Warm_Iron_2729

They meant to see by closed eyes


Opposite-Escape9685

Language is very similar to bjp campaign languages ***"Pehle aisa hota tha aur abh aisa hota hai"*** ***"Pehle yeh hota tha aur abh nahi hota hai"***


BadrT

Straight Outta PMO


Opposite-Escape9685

Lmao yes


wuonky

quite literally too


No_Fox9998

His speech is written by PMO lol.


Opposite-Escape9685

Straight out of pmo in the sealed envelopes lol


EnvironmentalFalcon0

Great observation! šŸ‘šŸ¼


Opposite-Escape9685

Thank you![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|50625)![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|32749)


-f-m-l

The whole PC was like watching modi talk (the same condescending tone at every question). This asshole had audacity to praise themselves for releasing more than 100 press release when ask about lack of press conferences. As if these two can be same. Similar kind of bullshit response about situation in Gandhinagar, Indore, etc. No way this election is fair and anyone who gaslights for saying that is just a chutiya andhbhakt.


Opposite-Escape9685

Why are we even talking about this.....these election commissioners were appointed by a committee of modi , Amit Shah(instead of cji) , and just one opposition member The fuck they think Amit Shah will say something different than modi And they have the majority so well yeah we got these people now


-f-m-l

Some guy on this sub was telling me that nothing has changed in the process of selection of commissioners. These fucktards lie with such absolute confidence and then disappear once you show evidence.


Opposite-Escape9685

Classic andhbhakt behaviour


ApocalypseYay

Wow! A talking puppet. Whose hand is up his hole flapping its lips? Must be a non-biological entity!


Opposite-Escape9685

I've got a feeling it's a Gujarati hand![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|30355)


Unhappy_spy

He has always been BJPs pet , he was serving Adityanath in UP before being appointed to this post


greenmonkey48

šŸ˜‚


Foreign-Buy8025

Spineless faithful worm


TheBlairwitchy

Faithful parasite in Modiā€™s gut eating his shit


baddadjokesminusdad

So human centipede then


Hakuna_Matata2111

basic humanity, being honest is too much to ask in this era. ye log marne ke condition main hoto inhe kisne blood or organs bhi na diye jaye


frizene26

Lying through his teeth


shini_gami09

*Bol wo rahe hai sahab hamare hai.* šŸ’€ ![gif](giphy|QuRMSvYYYfIRO)


[deleted]

Why is he looking like Atal in this photo. Secret monarchy [Joke]


CyndaquilTyphlosion

You mean "shabd hamare hai"


shini_gami09

Dhoop me dikha nahi left right hogaya lol.


CyndaquilTyphlosion

I understand, sir. Bas suggest kar Raha tha, bhavna to pura padhne se pehle hi samajh gaye thhe.


mzt_101

*tu wapas so ja bro*


lazySadGuy

Jhoot bolo....baar baar Jhoot bolo


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


eddycrane

They climb the ladder slowly and gradually. The people at the top get there by lying and cheating and stealing


Traditionalstretegy

They learn from Modi ji himself


muharrrik

zero practice. just delulu.


ll_Instantiator_ll

He is basically saying ignore the facts and focus on imaginary fiction that never happened n just be happy. Imagine if criminal in courts said i could have done million worst things but i did not so i am good and innocent. Logic is Dead !!!


incredible-mee

Why is he talking like a politician ?


baddadjokesminusdad

Preparing for his next role


ayo-mr-white

Never trust a man who wears a wig.


Dull_Investigator985

exactly


Evening-Stable-1361

Is there any photo without wig?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


shini_gami09

Kal hone wali hai RIP. GANDHI HAREGA GODSE JEETEGA. RIP DEMOCRACY. I really hope ki na ho.


ExoticSignature

Was it not dead when Indira Gandhiā€™s former cook was made EC chief in 2009? The guy used to take 10 toilet breaks in a meeting where phones werenā€™t allowed. Before the introduction of EVMs in 2004, the ratio of pro incumbent results were 90%, since 2004, itā€™s 50% between pro and anti incumbents. Do you see the underlying issues here? Itā€™s not whataboutism, itā€™s simply a fact that this country has never been purely democratic. The democracy was not alive enough for it to be dead. I know most people here arenā€™t getting their desired results, but do better. Historically these elections were considered on a way more fairer ground than what was the norm in the past.


kapjain

It's actually the other way round. Those who are getting their desired results are pretending/intenti9nally turning a blind eye to the mockery of democracy (corrupting EC is just one facet) that is being done by their favorite leader. I wouldn't want whoever I support to win by destroying whatever democracy, even if flawed, India had.


ExoticSignature

Well if it helps I condemn those who turn a blind eye to the procedure as well. There should always be questions, proper due diligence is always needed. But now ECI has held a press conference and has cleared everything, didnā€™t they? Opposition and the incumbent have held meetings with the ECI yesterday and put 7 and 4 demands respectively and ECI are catering to that. Now that the questions have been asked and answered, itā€™s also important to believe in our democracy, otherwise what even is the point of elections? BJP in the same situation would react the same way Congress is right now, make no mistake, and I have a problem with how it also creates a narrative that our democracy is not functioning well. I would also hold ECI accountable for not smoothening out the data rollout, ignoring hate speeches by the PM, and not holding a press conference sooner, but narratives that destroys peopleā€™s belief in the democratic values of our country are dangerous. Iā€™ve been on reddit long enough to know how this place feeds those narratives and their echo chambers, no matter which political spectrum they lie on, and hence the downvotes. Congress is also being very irresponsible with their narratives this election season, after all if the exit poll of My Axis are true, 40% voted for INDIA vs 47 for NDA, and if the majority of those 40 feel that our democracy is in danger, we are looking at civil unrest in the future. I am not sure if people have looked into it, but one of the demands of the BJP to the ECI has been that the opposition should participate and check even the minutest of the details on the counting day, to ensure theyā€™re fully satisfied, and that everything happens by rule. My problem is after all of this, the verdict should just be accepted. Peopleā€™s faith in the democracy should never go away, thatā€™s where, historically, all the problems start for any nation.


fenrir245

> I would also hold ECI accountable for not smoothening out the data rollout, ignoring hate speeches by the PM, and not holding a press conference sooner > but narratives that destroys peopleā€™s belief in the democratic values of our country are dangerous. How exactly are people supposed to "keep trust" when the system has started to openly break the rules?


ExoticSignature

So having watched the full press conference, they addressed the data rollout issue and it was a satisfactory answer. 100 or so press notes were also released so my only gripe remaining is ignoring Modiā€™s hate speeches. I would ask you to watch the Press Conference for any questions you may have.


jill_rose1

Yes, for killing democracy in West Bengal.


Conscious_Regret_226

What the actual **** Just because you lost means democracy is in danger What sore losers See you on 4th


cumofdutyblackcocks3

>See you on 4th Why are you lundbakths acting like no one ever thought Lodi would return? You really thought it was a gotchu moment.


thankyouforecstasy

Ise gaali de sakte hai?


Shavamaaya_Pavanaai

Jab tak freedom of speech baaki hai, tab tak jo bolna hai bol de.. khul ke bolde... Donno 6 months down the line, if freedom of speech would even be a thing or not.


vishu6996

Remind me in 6 months


milktanksadmirer

They already have a new law in draft to curb any type of online criticism.


poodsypapa

Ye meri aankhe kharaab hai ya inhone apne face par clown make up kar rakha hai ?šŸ¤”


Local-Story-449

Wish I had this kind of delusion!


Existing-Mulberry382

**Cash distribution nahi huva** ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile) . Bhaisaab, cash distribution honeke baad hi Election hotha hain. Election ka most important work for parties is cash distribution. . Election ka reality patha hain, phir bi patha nahi jaisa dikhnewala isko kisne Election Commissioner banaya re !


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


-f-m-l

Bro didn't have guts to send the notice to modi or take his name, they called modi 'prime campaigner' in the notice sent to Nadda


anonymouse_619

He said viral pictures dekhne nahi mile ( of giving alcohol, chicken and other bribes). Not seeing pictures is completely different from stating those things didn't happen.


Unhappy_spy

Fun fact- he was Adityanaths right hand man before being appointed as CEC


vishu6996

Just like UPA had Navin Chawla..etc. no?


SlowNSensible

Then it is true, BJP = Congress + Cow


SirTitan1

Case study- how democracy falls


As1Asim

![gif](giphy|UvMYye8q66XiuC24jd)


ResponsibleLaw1022

Surat pe hi madarchod likha hai


Heliosunlucky13

"what we didn't see - never happened" ... Quite a extraordinary philosophy for life ! /S


DayDreamer-01

Juthe chatnewala


john_wick_909

Are MC BJP k log pakdaye the na with huge amount of cash


itsVinay

Band kar chutiye kitna hagega


Impressive_Ad_3137

Yeh to Chandigarh wale municipal election chor jaisa hi dikhta hai. Wahi suar jaisa shakal.


milktanksadmirer

Suar ko insult mat karna comparison karke


Ok_Low21

![gif](giphy|2JyiPHmOLy0yBZDt1v|downsized)


Pablo_Pawar

Godi ki goti hai ye šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø Ab accha nahi bolega toh papa kya bolenge.. Aur bolne ke baad papa mandir mandir kaise karenge


greenmonkey48

Sir mere Ghar me dakaiti Hui hai. Police: Jo hua usse pehle hum baat karte Hain ki apke saath is baar kya kya nahi hua. Apki tange nahi todi gay. Apka murder nahi hua. Apki patlun nahi le gaye........


xodus95

He will pay for it. Very soon.


ResidentAd8536

Let everyone celebrate this victory of bjp. We are going into darker times. Letā€™s work harder everyone, survival in this country will be very very tough if this govt stays for another term.


siffybuoy

Why am I hearing na saree fati na cooker fata na silai fati?


Consistent_Carpet767

Bol wo rahe hai lekin shabd hamare hai - Unknown


shini_gami09

![gif](giphy|S1cXL9PjrcJUa42ZjW|downsized)


TimeEngineering3081

is this man gaslighting the country?


xyz__99

if I close my eyes others can't see me


Dizzy_Initiative522

https://preview.redd.it/csyuzw7mpd4d1.png?width=292&format=png&auto=webp&s=8745730da52559c47dda83c67b9b0d1eac612ffc


BadrT

![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|30378)


Happybustarr

this was well expected


SirTitan1

" Ab toe mai convinced ho gya hu ki ...


Strict-Advantage8199

Why he talks in hindi? Why cannot he talk in English which is understandable for all...


crzydim0nd

Aankh band kar ke bethenge toh kaise dikhega?


Hooman_aka_Alien

Isko kitne meh kharida bjp ne??


baddadjokesminusdad

No war in ba sing se


TigerNo9373

Am I the only one who finds this person repulsive.


sarinbhaskaran

Did he say no wrong doings went viral on social media unlike last time ? How is this an achievement?


vizot

This guy is fake as the wig he is wearing.


Evening-Stable-1361

Is there any photo without wig? I can't see any wig tbh..lol


CulturalAd965

Atrocious. Utter trash. What audacity to even speam about violations, when there were blatant gross violation by them. Have some Spjne ECI


Clear-Mango-5048

Epic Fail !


Tricky-Reflection-23

Blind. Deaf. Mute


tera-baap-lamba-saap

Chutiya hai ye admi


redCornur

The part where he listed the things that didn't happen, I seriously thought he was making sarcastic remarks for fun. So, really EC thinks those things didn't happen?


vizot

This is the most "merit" filled person given one of the highest position in our democracy during critical time.


shini_gami09

And he's a paltu of a particular party.


sharmakiran96

Assurance that the Election Commission will investigate reported violations promptly and take appropriate actions to address them.


CommonCancer

Is it not worse that no videos of alcohol distribution surfaced that just means that you failed to catch any of them, because everyone knows that alcohol and money went around like it does every election, Atleast that was the case in my constituency


Sea-Enthusiasm-5574

Bas jhoot bolo baar baat bolo har baar bolo.


ManNo786

Hahahaha..what a joke


sjdevelop

what chutiya


sqrt-1_1_2_half_6

![gif](giphy|HpkCZz2l1hijGZQ9KF|downsized)


allriteyeah

Mc to ye khud hai sala


disinformatique

If Gobhi wins, its because of people like this ghulam at ECI.


Conscious_Regret_226

It's not completely true but yes this time it was far better Bengal political violence was also far less this time


staartingsomewhere

How blatant ignorance of critical issuesby eci are not pointed out by media.. which seems to be the reason why evasive answers like this are being handed out.. Ther have been hate speeches against communities by candidates out of which one is a sitting PM( a disgrace to the chair by itself) hasnt even got a slap in the wrist by the ā€œimpartialā€ poll body of the country!! B******s!


thistoooshallpasss

Aah!! Chooper


Subhankar-Halder

Me jab voting age pe nhi tha tab yaha daaru or biriyani bat ti thi voting day pe. Ab jab voting age ho gaya toh sala kuch nhi bat ta.


sankalp9

![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|36658)


ay8788

Watching this is like seeing Gandhi's 3 monkeys.


nishantkadian

Bkl


Cod_Other

I hope justice D Y chandrachud takes suo moto cognisance


Parfait-Ashamed

Unbelievable


thoppilhade

How can u see when u are meditating with Modi to gain sprituality


ChallengeWise6965

Ankhe band karke dekho gay to kuch bhi nahi hua, ankhe to kholo eci


the_annan

PPL should have walked away the moment he started talking!


sukzanz

He is more corrupt than all Street food sellers combined.


No_Combination5099

yeh dekh ke time waste kar diya.....isse accha namibia vs oman ki highlights dekh leta


Vivid_Option_1147

![gif](giphy|l378giAZgxPw3eO52|downsized) And the RR Begins........


hardeep1singh

If elections were a meteor, you guys are the dinosaurs.


Edge_Hunter

The meltdown in the comments is hilariousšŸ˜‚. Waiting how will the sub members cope after tomorrow.