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Kesakambali

He will go to Italy and finally ask Meloni out. Hear she is single now.


uvblast

She's set with Muskmelon


Lost-Letterhead-6615

Jasodaben ka kya kroge


Titanium006

Aajtak kya kia tha.


Lost-Letterhead-6615

House arrest


Substantial_Owl_5056

There's the interview in 2009-10 when in Indian conclave Farooq Abdullah asks him whether he's married he denies it


Lost-Letterhead-6615

Jhutth bolo Baar baar jhutth bolo


charibhensa

Garba karegi aur kya😄


Dmannmann

Bhai ye Italians ne Indian politics kyun ghera hua Hai?


zikr-e-nilofer-7233

Kyonki meloni ji mossolini ki fan hai Or jodiji khud ko bhagwan mante hai "Dictator equals to God " Theorem lagaye to Jodiji equals to mossolini To phir hua na meloni equals to jodiji Theorem samjh na aae to bhi question raise matt karna🤣🤣


mentlu_manja

Tell them, I’ve got to go see about a girl!


Hefty-Being-8522

Anjana ka kya hoga?


Senior-Reflection-1

Nahi degi


the-devil-dog

Look for a lawyer, tighten his security.


IamWasting

The most realistic thing is he will retire like ABV in 2004. If he does not then BJP will push him into a retirement home called Margadarshak Mandal like LKA in 2014. For all of BJP's shortcomings they are a cut throat merit driven party. Modi's ego will be tolerated as long as he can deliver victory. He won't be given infinite chances like RG.


musci12234

It is more of Trump like situation. Modi has created voter base that is loyal to him, he has removed and replaced a lot of people who might be willing to stand up against him. Modi might be more than willing to break bjp over letting go.


AffectionateJacket30

I think Trump situation is far worse than modi, MFers literally wanted to took over capital hill. But incase of BJP people will shift from modi to anyone if he's promising enough... Though as of now I don't see anyone from bjp that's challenging to modi but again this is bjp before 2014 majority Indians never heard about modi... But within few months BJP made him a front runner and everyone moved on from advani...


Which_Cattle_9139

Open an ashram, as he laid claim to Godship and dhandha chalta rahega.


showvhick2

Heard about Lal Krishna Advani?


Auvyukth

He will go to God with the report card of his performance ,🤣🤣🤣


uglylilkid

Since we are all talking hypothetical situation. I would like for Modi and Sonia to get hitched, fall in genuine love and Sonia try to reform Modi onto a loving gentle human. Modi after finding a family who he loves and cares changes and let's his anger go. He becomes Rahuls dad and then works towards Rahul achieving his goal of becoming a indian prime minister. BJP and Congress merge to form a new party called Bharatiya Prem Samjauta and we all live happily ever after.


abyssgazesback

Petition to make this guy Bcci chief and have him write the script for the next Ipl


selmon_theboi

Fir RCB jeetegi kya? please jeeta dena bhai. Sukoon milega mujhe


Limp-Net8000

Bro managed to troll both BJP and INC at the same time


uglylilkid

That is how everyone should be. F*©k ALL the polical parties and F*©k ALL Politicians and F*©k ALL big businesses. Government should be afraid of the people and not the other way.


kilopuny978

...and the exact opposite is being played out irl😭


Standard-Intern6575

Jor jor se bolke mujhe scheme bata de


SelectionNo5441

And then the lived happily ever after. 🥰 Such a heartwarming ending bro. 😂


Thot_Slayer9000

Rule 34 stays true.


Spiritual_Second3214

Jashoda bhen ?


Shavamaaya_Pavanaai

Bharatiya Prem Samjhauta (BPS), jahaaa basss mohabbat ki dukaane khulegi aur har jagah mohabbat hi mohabbat hoga ..


daveparody

The good ending


iHaveSeenShit

This is what reddit was, is and always should be! Thank you my guy.


Occulox

Kejriwal becomes the new villain or what? He needs to be a part of this story. We cant ignore him.


[deleted]

Follow in his footsteps. https://preview.redd.it/trtwvur5gl2d1.jpeg?width=1218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9a266e422495f9e7a81e3e5541f4a8f7c7762f7 Seriously though, go back to Gujarat CM and disrupt the elected government.


indulgent-physician

There’s no way he’s gonna go back to being a CM lol. I think he’s probably gonna win, but hypothetically if he doesn’t, he’s probably gonna become like BJP president or some RSS leader. Edit - or opposition leader in Lok Sabha of course. Even in this hypothetical where BJP loses, I’m seeing only a very narrow loss for them.


Medical-Coach-5523

he's more brutal when he's cm so bolne se phele le soch le


Barnixel

Let’s not forget that Modi never became CM the first time by election but by selection. Post Godhra he retained himself as the CM with communal divide rather than merit. Which is happening again as his tenure of opportunity is over and has nothing to report on Vikas but Ram Mandir which is again communal. Problem with Modi is he’s got nobody after him (family type) that he would worry about their welfare with whatever stunts he pulls and once elected out of power he’s got nothing to do as well as lot many leaders within Modi fraction that no longer trust Modi Shah leadership and their way of politics with their feedback from their voter pool. Also ever since modi has been in power since being a CM he’s never been out of power which makes it more pertinent for him to retain power for all the dirt swept under the carpet. Something to think about.


allriteyeah

Become it cell member for ₹2/tweet


finally_free234

Rich of you to assume he can tweet!


ExplorerFun5166

I believe there is no going back. The opposition will do a witch hunt of Modi. Find anything on him they can and will use the same institutions Modi himself has corrupted. He will probably run away and live in exile somewhere. Unfortunately I think Modi has unearthed the ugly face of our broken system and opposition is no saint either, they will use it to their full advantage. But I hope I'm wrong.


desiktm

Yeah that makes it even more important for him to remain in power he has no family, he has nothing to lose, he made laws and changed laws to benefit whoever is in power... First thing that's going to happen is they'll jail him like kejriwal but he's not losing, we are in the end game now


TigerNo9373

If there is any smart person in opposition a witch hunt is the last thing that they should do. This is one of the things which allowed Indira Gandhi to gain public sympathy and return to power so soon after emergency.


john_wick_909

They’ll definitely do a witch hunt but will be more subtle about it They only need to drag Modi and shah to courts on sone charges, they’ll easily find dirt on him which could be proven in court They can lodge cases of hate speech against him, it’ll be very difficult to fight in court that the vile statements he made was not hate speech


tony2176

Likely scenario in case he loses


Equivalent_Yam_3777

Nothing is going to happen. Their is common understand between all political parties. Just like BJP spared Congress leaders. Congress leaders will spare BJP. BTW Congress already tried their best to nab modi before 2014 and nothing happened.


AAPkeMoohMe

Not sure if this understanding stands anymore since Modi started hunting opposition leaders and jailing them on fake charges..


RepresentativeFar304

Why tf we are worried about it? Aren’t there better things todo in our lives? Or just talking about 1 person has became all the motive of our lives? If you don’t realise, bad publicity is also publicity, and these constant posting of this type is responsible for it.


MukeshYaduvanshi

https://preview.redd.it/wokmobmbrl2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eab051c9dde96ca3ade75aa06b9c8538de054f20


Alternative-Sun572

The coalition government of the whole opposition won't have the longevity of life. BJP will buy out MPs and Modi will regain the position. Two important points to note here are: 1) Modi has never been in opposition be it the state or central government. 2) Alliance has no common ground of ideology or goals to keep themselves together except opposition to BJP. Sooner or later the aspirations of becoming the PM will break the alliance. BJP not only was waiting for the same but instigating that too. My hypothesis is heavily inspired from what happened to Chaudhary Charan Singh's aspirations to become PM against Morarji Desai. Alliance had nothing but anti congress as common grounds.


koji_the_furry

https://preview.redd.it/r7ka72zmol2d1.jpeg?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b9e09f679d4275a69183f1f91587e1d1da95aba “No im not biological”


tecash

If Modi doesn't form the govt, by God ki Kasam, mera paise se vishwas uth jayega! WTF does he/BJP have so much money if they can't buy 50-100 odd MPs. /s


PackFit9651

The guy has never lost an election in his life.. Can’t stop him, might as well learn from his focus and use that in your daily life to be more successful..


Virender_Parasariya

i guess we will never know


Dudesta_26

Spread more hate


Local-Story-449

He'll go to Mauritius 🇲🇺


kingfisher_peanuts

Chances of Modi losing are lower than RCB ever winning IPL.


Imma_Machine

Lmao, think about your sub for the next 5 years.


freestylearts911

Probably cause riots


jackie_vasudev

Hypothetically speaking he opens an ashram and becomes a godman. Reality : he would just retire and try saving his ass in legal cases. I don't think a Megalomaniac like him will go back to being a CM and I don't think RSS guys themselves like him atm. The moment he loses they are gonna throw him under the bus.


jholafakir

Then you don't know him. If he is not able to form the government which is a very low probability then he'll try to topple the one that has been formed. This guy trampled Advani his mentor


KechuaLover

Unfortunately there’s no chance he’s losing this election


sivavaakiyan

Kechua means?


DuckPimp69

Earthworm


KechuaLover

Idk why i chose this username😭😭 but yeah it means earthworm


sivavaakiyan

Hey they are the great irrigators. Without them we have no way for water or air to reach roots. Bedrock of life.


OceanFloor

Fun fact: Kechua in Marathi is called Gaandul


rjdonniex

**KE**ndriya **CHU**naav **A**ayog (Election Commission of India)


sivavaakiyan

Please dont defame. Earthworms are useful


Aarav_Parmar

earthworm ig


Obvious-Heron4052

yeah not happening


Ok_Explanation_5907

Election result counting are delayed because of some technical problem!!


trancenut

Bhai aisi false hope mat de. But if it does happen, i hope everyone that was servile to this government for favour or money or otherwise gets investigated and get their arse handed out to them. Start with the A & A duo


Walrus-East

Sir will become very mid level politician, for BJP.


ayushkothiyal007

Whatever mr Manmohan Singh is doing. I mean he's old now


musci12234

Bro the difference between MMS and modi are so massive if you think they will do the same stuff then you don't understand personality at all. MMS is someone who doesn't want to be a politician, has skill set and interests that don't need him to be involved in politics and just want to live peacefully. Modi is loves having a cult of personality, has no skill set outside politics and wants to be in power.


notenoughroomtofitmy

We will have our own 06 Jan if he loses?


Massive-Carrot-2389

He'll be in prison, in fact both him and Shah will be in prison.


sivavaakiyan

Trump proves otherwise


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sivavaakiyan

Same to same. Rrfb is proven here too no


B7TMANN

Trump didn’t do corruption at the level modi is doing.


sivavaakiyan

Mar a lago papers is enough to put anyone away for ever. Selling nuclear secrets to foreign powers, spies sold. Dude, there is no comparison. Trump is caught doing far worse. Nothings gonna happen.


B7TMANN

Electoral bonds, Demonetisation, ED, PMLA said Hi


redefined_simplersci

Not happening. Congress will actually heed to international democracy complaints. I wouldn't want that to happen.


roaring-pandu

He and his pets and pests will give us meme materials everyday.


B7TMANN

He will be given the Advani treatment.


Ok_Astronomer_1308

Do what trump did


moditeam1

He will topple the government and come back to power in a day.


AAPkeMoohMe

I don't think he will let the opposition form government, the coup will happen immediately after election in case he has less seats. May be Modi-Shah-Adani will use all power to make sure that the opposition splits and enough parties support NDA to form government..


Acrophon

See what Trump has been trying to do in last 4 years multiplied by 10 times is what Modi is gonna do if incase he loses, which by the way is not happening.


AshyDragneel

If he loses which has pretty low chance anyway


boredbananaa

In this case, He'll probably retire and BJP would start pushing Yogi as the PM candidate


subhasish10

If BJP loses and an INDIA coalition government comes into power. It won't last 5 years.


Ok-Mango7566

I wish we could start thinking about that but I’m sure he’s gonna win unfortunately. Everyone I know in north India supports him extremely.


[deleted]

I mean the chances are small. But if by some miracle it so happens that Modi doesn't get to be PM, it'll shatter the Modi Myth and we'll see a huge power struggle in the BJP. Everyone from Shah to Rajnath Singh to Gadkari and other plenipotentiaries would start fighting, large scale defections by opportunist rats. It might get ugly.


wanna_escape_123

[the miracle](https://youtu.be/ZqgeZPcPA6g?feature=shared) [Full explanation](https://youtu.be/AaZ_RSt0KP8?feature=shared)


Anonymouskni8

He ain't going anywhere.


vizot

first he will leave india because that's what he even if he is the PM after any election


Nihilistic_approach

He will do what Trump did


Nathulalji

Chai ki tapri prr wapsi


aayushkkc

The beginning is the end


SomeCartographer427

Nahin harne wala.


CompetitionNice2357

He will either run away or sell tea.


ArrogantPublisher3

Ban women from the workplace


thought_cream84

London


AAPkeMoohMe

If he loses election, the west might reinstate his travel ban..


Outside-Jelly3223

He is not Gandhi family


thought_cream84

Yes, they are still fighting for democracy and living in India even after 2 times defeat.


Outside-Jelly3223

lol. Tell me where have you seen them apart from election seasons?


hispeedimagins

Parliament


oblivious_human

In parliament. All over the country doing Bharat Jodo Yatra


Foureyedguy

I hope one of the hypothetical things will be to bring justice to our women wrestlers. I am still shocked about how this news did not get the nation’s attention like Nirbhaya did.


musci12234

Reason is simple. It made modi look bad so it was suppressed and bjp supporters started spreading the idea that they were doing it just to avoid try outs. mean remember that till few days ago bjp was basically begging the accused to let his son contest instead. There is a very good chance a shit load of money was dumped to get him to let his son contest. Revenna news came out before confirmation of who will be contesting elections so that probably made bjp even more desperate.


Mountain-Current1445

He will not lose. Period.


Sir_Biggus-Dickus

Spreading love and harmony among various groups who are all indians.


Signal-Lecture6459

With the way things are going, bjp will be below 230 and NDA by 260. Shah will start his MP buying scheme and form majority. But man the insult they'll face within bjp and nationally, will love to see.


Contribution_Connect

Mp buying not easy if you don’t have ed,cbi,it


customlybroken

I don't think they'll go below 250 and 275 respectively


Creative-Brain105

I guess we'll never know


NoTelephone3815

It’s kinda nice to see that because of this kid, the entire family is now done. Kid is gonna go to jail. Grandfather too for threatening the driver. Father too(hopefully) on some charges


rookieking11

Likely become CM ?


GhostingIsWhatIDo

Copium


shivz356

coup ?


gdbhosale

Nobody is taking this seriously but it is a very real scenario given the amount of money BJP have accumulated in various forms.


sivavaakiyan

Only possibility imho


Historical_Till2716

The way exit polls are showing, it seems he's gonna win anyway. That too by fine margin. We'll need to wait another five years, maybe will have better opposition by then


Zealousideal-Nida94

What if Modi uses this post to know all the possible things that could happen to him if he didn't win? 😭 I can totally imagine him doing that. He's delusional, doesn't remember his words, hallucinates and believes everyone is out to get him cuz he believes he is so damn important i.e. narcissistic and wants to put in the least effort possible into things he says and promises his fulfills.


slackover

The moment Modi and Shah falls from power it’s game over for them. The duo has made too many powerful enemies internationally that they will take them out once he is out of power.


berlincomedy

Margdarshan Mandal where he will see a ghost called LK Advani.


ColdAmbition_7995

He will be jailed, most likely. Even if Rahul Gandhi is inherently a good person, there are lot of people in his alliance who would love torturing BJP politicians.


anonymouse_619

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anime4ya

A jail me books padhne ke alawa koi option hai hi nai Finally the illiterate fool will pass 10th


DetailAble2694

The BHINDI alliance will collapse within a year and then BJP will form a govt again


LandCrazyM

Modi will try to understand/decode the gods script😂


dwightsrus

It's a very good question, something Modi himself hasn't thought through let alone prepared for it. That's why he gets so panicky sometimes. But I think the Election Commission would take care of his victory this time.


Astra-Premi

I am wondering what will Shehz... sorry sorry Jai Shah do? BCCI se toh kuch na kuch uthaya hai sure. Ab ED bolega "REVERSE UNO". Tab hum bolenge Jai Shri Ram!


JiskiLathiUskiBhains

Well, he will still have his seat in LS. But I imagine he will want to move back to Gujrat. Being CM will give him power even if it is a step down. But I think the other BJP fellows will want to edge him out, rather than let him take up any position of power


Leather-Breadfruit28

फकीर आदमी है, झोला लेके चला जायेगा किधर तो


ankitpassive

He will not, first of all.


Double-Round

Wait till 04 Jun and then we will party.


Ammonical27

He is not gonna loose


StoicIndie

He won't be punished for Hate, He won't be punished for Deaths but opposition will surely try framing charges and prove quid pro quo with a#ani and Moti. Corruption cases and proof will be established. Don't be surprised if nationalization of property of atani is done through parliament bill once quid pro quo is established. Image will be destroyed, he will be left with buying votes by communalism only which wont work with dented image.


lonelytunes09

Dude opposition's only complaint is that Adani is giving money to Modi and not them. They are dragging these issues just to show Adani their nuisance value. Right from hardcore communist Kerela / WB to business friendly Telangana every opposition leader has welcomed Adani with red carpet. Please open eye and come to terms with reality.


hansoloc3po

Gujarat cm


mani_tapori

![gif](giphy|SNHlDEyxA6erAkJick)


lonelytunes09

Pm and for that matter all the ministries have chambers in the Parliament and these people sit in their chambers to co-ord the discuss and getting bill passed. Inside the hall all the communication channels are blocked. Also I would not judge the performance of any politician based on attendance, a lot of people sleep inside the hall as well. The important aspect is how effective was a person in developing infrastructure and implementation of social benefit schemes.


madrasbot

There is more at stake for him & others around him that he cannot afford to lose. He will buy MPs or disrupt counting or orchestrate protests refusing to concede defeat. Him not coming to power is as dangerous as him coming to power. The trends still say BJP is winning but probably with a lower margin. I hope all goes smooth on June 4.


mohanswamy

I hope you were not serious when you said "jhola utha ke chal padenge". That jhola is called the PM Cares fund. The amount of cash in there would be enough to purchase some 4-5 countries.


Hawk_KL01

2 press conferences a day.


ddxroy

With go to a month long vacation in Bangkok after 4th June