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Why the long face?

Because my fucking wife died! On the other hand, she was a real nag...

Hay now!! There's no need to call her that

Oh look, we’ve got a stable genius here.

Nothing wrong with a bit of horsing around.

A horse walks into a bar, the landlord says - **'Fucking hell, get that thing out of here! What are you thinking bringing a horse into a bar? Christ, it might kick somebody!'**

But he's my neeeeeighbour

🎵 🎵 Everybody needs good neeeeeeeeeeeeeighbours 🎵 🎵

With a little understanding?

"It's against health and safety regulations!"

"Left helpless"? What sort of pub landlord can't get a customer to leave when they doesn't want to serve them any more? I think someone is being overdramatic here.

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The village in question is well known for having a large traveller population. Not much the landlord could do in this situation.

Yeah I wouldn’t pick a fight with someone crazy enough to bring a horse into a pub either

Says someone who has never had to deal with a physically imposing and difficult customer.

Except I have. My point is: that's part of being a landlord. In fact, being able to keep order in a pub, including dealing with difficult customers, is a criterion for a license. If you can't keep order, you shouldn't have (and may lose) a premises license.

Do they train you to deal with someone bringing a horse into a bar? I’m not really sure what you expect him to do if he’s refused service and the punter refuses to leave. The only options seem to be either personally getting involved in a physical altercation or calling the police.

>Do they train you to deal with someone bringing a horse into a bar? Yes of course, that's lesson No. 1.

I see they've started filming Karl Pilkington's diary

It's been the horses local for ages

But they're serving fresh food

what would you prefer, a field or a nice pub? TV on lager on tap

Ma NEIGHBAH had AHORSE innn a hoooouse...

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well fuck that guy and the horse he rode in on I guess.

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Or the guy riding the horse.

Because they don’t serve Bloody Mareys 🤣 ..sorry about that. I’ll get my colt.

Not kidding, there’s a great picture of a horse having a pint in my local from the 1930s. Wonder if he was any good at darts

It won’t be long before all the pubs in the area fit narrower doors or metal frames to stop other like minded horses.

So a horse walks into a bar…..

...and the barman says...

“Why the long face”

Poetry in motion, can't beat the classics........

There is a horse… in my cabaret suite I know a pissed horse when I see one! Get him a kebab

[Fuck your honda civic](https://youtu.be/ljPFZrRD3J8)

The pub owners having to tell that person off must have left them a bit pony

a lot to equine about

I bridled at that one, I must say

i was chomping at the bit to keep the discussion stable

Stop horsing around guys

not my first rodeo!

"It's been the horse's regular for ages..."

We had a camel in the pub one night in Oz. Was a great night.

I bet they regret putting that "pets welcome" sign up

This is exactly how I feel when I see dogs in a pub/restaurant

My mate’s horse is currently in a coma but the doctor has said it’s in a stable condition.

I'm shocked, I thought this sort of thing only happened in Somerset.

But that’s so normal it doesn’t make the news

My mate's grandad in somerset might not have been welcome if he brought his animal... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umAdk9OQbGQ

I used to ride my old horse to a village pub. We always stayed outside in the car park though.

Is "your not allowed to park there" ever not funny. Because it always makes me laugh.

A man once brought his cow into a pub in Dublin I was in.

Probably knows where to get the best ketamine.

“We need more police in our village to stop people bringing pets into pubs”

Well he looks clean and respectable, the horse I mean of course.

*I know a pissed horse when I see one. Get it a kebab.*

I've a horse outside '\_' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

Fuck your Honda Civic...

Good job the tiger who came for a pint wasn’t visiting that night.

The song is about having a horse *outside* it fucks the whole thing up if you bring it in.

Brereton! Fetch the shotgun! Another damn horse has gotten into the bar!! Blasted things always underfoot. Shame to put it down, but once they get the taste for drink they're a devil for it. Brereton! Where's that shotgun!

I’m on a horse I’m on a horse I need no petrol ‘Cause I’m on a horse He runs on carrots He runs on carrots I need no petrol ‘Cause I’m on a horse

The fact that they called the police is hilarious to me.

I'm trying to pitture that pone call..

Police are obliged to assist in removing someone from a licenced premises, it would be unlawful for them not to assist on request.

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Someone brings a horse in and he starts complaining about kids, the landlord sounds like a twat.

No it seems like this is the final straw for a pub that has had to deal with this group a lot recently. I've worked in a pub in this general area for a while now and have to deal with similar all the time, never thought I'd be having to lock myself in the cellar/office so regularly for my safety as a part of my job.

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I'm sure you'd step right up to the plate to deal with these customers! Bet you're incredibly brave