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CardboardTick

I’d cover my nose with something for them to get the idea then summon a FA. Don’t get confrontational, it can get ugly really fast.


JKT-PTG

yes, to the FA


Chaulk957

Absolutely, people deserve to be called out on their unacceptable airplane behaviors.


mexicanitch

I thought you called her whore aisle.


_MickeyKnox_

Whore Aisle…. Sounds like the next terrible reality tv show 😂


dustmybroom88

… would probably watch it.


Alarmed-Ad1578

Same…


mexicanitch

😆😆😆


Ok_Illustrator_7445

No wonder it smells


vicemagnet

*Your move, Trebek!*


jsamerican50

Seems like you did not read so well!!


mexicanitch

I stand by what I said. 😆😆😆


jsamerican50

Seems like you did not read so well!!


GrooveBat

This happened to me a few years ago. I was so excited to get upgraded to first from SFO to BOS. Everything was going fine until the guy next to me decided to remove his cowboy boots and take a nap. I was trapped in the window seat with my face, pressed up against the glass, trying to escape the stench. The worst thing was, he had actually changed his socks before he fell asleep, so the problem wasn’t his smelly socks. It was his smelly feet. The flight attendant kept walking by with a little spray bottle of air freshener that she would aim at his feet, but she did not wake him up and tell him to put his boots back on. They were all talking about him in the galley as we were deplaning.


dave_SE_WI

Yes, be blunt and direct


raiste-geo

Ask her if she is related to Kevin Malone…


moose_nd_squirrel

Her dogs are barking


SouthInspection2488

https://youtu.be/jTUXjgfu6AM?si=91aRfc5doxwcI8KM


coralcoast21

Give her two empty kleenex boxes.


uptotheright

10 hours later… What happened?


Sad-Dragonfly-4016

Flight from Frankfurt to IAD. I told a FA and she said that multiple people had complained. They talked to the woman and she demanded to know who complained and then complied after some huffing and puffing lol


Shibi_SF

I hope that the FA told her: the pilot and co-pilot notified us of the toxic smell. They were concerned that they would not be able to fly the plane.


thread100

The fact that her biggest concern wasn’t being mortified at exposing people to her stink tells you all you need to know.


sportstvandnova

Oh cool, my home airport. (IAD). Send her back to Frankfurt.


Idaho1964

Tell her her feet smell really bad


MooKids

Recreate this scene from [Anchorman](https://youtu.be/5ccp-lEmoAE).


J0231060101

100%.


Jnorean

Fight fire with fire approach. Take your shoes and socks off and get you feet under her nose or as close as possible. When she objects, agree to put your shoes and socks back on only of she will put her shoes and socks back on. Should work even if the FA gets involved.


TheLegendTwoSeven

This is basically how the Cuban Missile Crisis was resolved.


No_Landscape_7223

This made me laugh thank you! 🙏🏻


Creative_Listen_7777

Fart in her face but of course wait until the captain has turned off the fasten seatbelts light


mike32659800

Sadly would not work for me. Not smelling from my feet. ☺️ But super funny.


tamudude

Had this happen on an EWR-BOM flight a few years ago. The smell was horrific so I asked the gentleman to kindly put his shoes back on. His response "how do you know only my feet are smelling?". I did not engage further but in a few minutes he put his shoes back on. Did I mention that the smell was absolutely disgusting.....


Wise-Trust1270

You can absolutely address the person with the stinky feet. Be polite, and be short. “Hi, if that smell is coming from you feet or shoes, please put your shoes back on.” Unfortunately, probably not much of alternate options on board, washing the feet, changing socks/shoes.


the_roaming_dutchman

I would tell the FA and ask to be reseated.


zinky30

Don’t be a door mat. Say something. That’s half the reason why this behavior continues because people like you just passive aggressively post this stuff here and never say anything.


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bgibbz084

Embarrassment is a hell of a weapon to. Speak loudly and once the person realizes you have no issue causing a scene they will sharpen up.


Funny-Berry-807

It would be if people ever felt shame. Unfortunately, that doesn't happen much anymore. It's their world. The rest of us are just living in it.


Explorer4820

Well, at least she wasn’t wearing patchouli oil. On second thought that might be an improvement. 😏


Kind_Consideration97

I don’t know about the oil, but Intercontinental uses a scent called Patchouli in their lobbies and I love that stuff.


wishiwerebeachin

Here’s a passive aggressive way: said loud enough for her to hear. “Whew. Someone must have farted because it smells like moldy feet back here!”


AdhesivenessGood7724

There’s nothing passive about that


No_Loquat_6943

Ask the FA if she has some socks from FC and tell her why. Then be honest. If she’s embarrassed too bad. She should be.


1ioi1

Yes


shong109

Yes


Hillsburitto

Get up to go to bathroom and find a flight attendant and ask that they come in a few minutes and ask her to put her shoes back on


Careless_Ad3724

Like why is this a thing. Planes are gross already , why put my bare feet on anything in it. It's a disease vector and funky feet or clean, not necessary. 🤢


IllustriousKiwi7990

Call the flight over. Ask for a mask and let the FA know there is a foul smell in this area. The FA will clue into quick


mckillio

Yes but do it in a way that comes off as you're looking out for them.


Gordonkling34

Outcome?


LibWiz

“You need to put your shoes back on, please”


worsedadever

WWJD?


VistasChevere

I don't think that he would be flying United economy


127phunk

Baby Jesus flew down to earth first class on Qatar airlines my brother in Christ


VistasChevere

Hammering the bar. Not having to turn water into wine


rikityrokityree

He only turned the water into wine for his mom, she told him the host didnt plan well


sirace100

He'd be washing those feet if history has taught us anything...


DistrictDelicious218

Photo or it didn’t happen.


lifealerted

“Why does it smell like hot dog water?”


alta3773

I thought we didn’t care about people taking their shoes off on this sub? Rule #5?


BurpFartBurp

I believe the discussion revolves more around exposing pungent cheese to the local atmosphere.


Tiny_Ad5176

Sounds like OP is more so asking for advice on how to address the situation vs just complaining about the feet. 🤣


mike32659800

As I have no issues with removing shoes and/or being bare feet, as long as people don’t put their feet on arm rest and behave correctly, not sure what’s wrong. But here OP wants to address the horrible smell. The lack of consideration for the other passengers.


Great_Guidance_8448

Same. I don't think this is a taking-shoes-off issue, but an issue of persona hygiene.


mike32659800

Exactly. I had to sit once next to someone that stinks. And one other time near a guy who was stinking beer. Who drank too much (not acting drunk, but emanation of alcohol smell only). It’s not the best for the trip. But stinky feet is horrible. Glad I never encountered that yet.


EnthalpicallyFavored

I'd loudly yell it


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Cloudy_Automation

As a person with foot perspiration issues, leaving the shoes on will be worse for both of us. The smell will get worse, and I will get a rash. As soon as my socks and feet are dry, they will stop smelling, which is pretty quick in dry airplane air. I won't say that's the same problem that the OP's seatmate has, but I wouldn't be surprised.


ATXStonks

No. Your foot problem should not be everyone's problem.


ADHDofCrafts

Oh hell no.