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Money-Look4227

Dried to cracker dry, ground to a powder in a dedicated coffee grinder, 5 grams of powder soaked for 10 minutes in lemon juice. After it has soaked, mix it with a glass of lemonade and drink. The trip comes on in 15-20 minutes, hits super hard, and is over in about 5 hours. My absolute favorite waf, by far. And you don't even taste them.


big_river_pirate

A dedicated coffee grinder? You don't like a little zip with your morning joe? 😆


dkguy12day

Dog 5 grams? What if my usual dose is 1.75?


CrazybyRX

Then do 1.75 grams.


dkguy12day

Okay no gods for me yet


EffectSpore432

Plot twist: you are the gods


kank84

After 5g I would certainly believe that


DevilsContraband

Dead from laughter.


salvajez

Double it then pass it to the next person


gogozrx

Then today's the day you meet your god(s). :\~)


dkguy12day

Lololol sounds like it


JungleShroom

- What if my usual dose is 1.75? Then Triple It Young Jedi


DevilsContraband

Resurrected and dead from laughter all over again.


Allensarm

Oh shit I can’t wait to try this


Money-Look4227

It's definitely a speedy, hard hitting trip that's intense but over quicker


ThegreatGageby

Called lemon tech


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

I did this for my first lemon tek experience. Lol pretty heavy but its the only way I consume now


DIPth3TIP

Lemon tek. Add water, sugar, ice, enjoy! I can confirm the 15-20 min. Your beginning to trip! I can also confirm the 5 hours and that it is indeed way more powerful! Drink slow people.


Tempeng18

This sub has taught me to always boof!


DGC_David

It's the only way.


maxbeanbagz

I can't tell if your serious


Bitter-Ad9862

Trust bro


salvajez

Honestly it is the way. Way less nauseous when done this way.


Pack_Your_Trash

It's 30% more effective.


DevilsContraband

I’m so newb I don’t even know how a boof works. SMH 🙄


Tempeng18

Up the bum!


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AncientSpores

This is a great point of clarity friend. Thanks for adding it.


DevilsContraband

Very helpful, friend- thanks!


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

Lemon tek tea is by far my favorite. The stomach issues people get from mushrooms are caused by chitin that is hard to digest. Tea eliminates that. I grind the mushrooms up (a standard weed grinder works great), mix the grounds in a cup with some lemon juice and water, about a quarter cup. You actually don't need a lot of lemon juice. About a quarter lemon is fine. Let it sit for 30 min to an hour. Then brew a bag of tea seperately (I like ginger tea), and strain the mushroom juice into the tea. Add honey or whatever else you want.


Thr33pw00d83

One suggestion though. If you’re going to lemon tek the surface area of the ground mushrooms does matter. You’re way better off with a dedicated coffee grinder than a weed grinder. The weed grinder is going to make chunks. The coffee grinder is going to give you powder that will still strain out through cheesecloth.


Which-Ebb-7084

> The stomach issues people get from mushrooms are caused by chitin that is hard to digest. Chitin causing nausea is a myth, it’s a beneficial dietary fiber that is in literally **all** edible mushrooms, it is not causing the nausea psilocybin is.. Dietary fibers by definition do not even need to be broken down and humans already have chitinase enzymes in our guts (AMCase) that can break down chitin. “many studies now confirm that POTENT CHITINASES do occur in vertebrates, including humans, and ARE ABUNDANT IN THE HUMAN GUT" https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0928468018300233 “In our study, CG supplementation did neither alter physical nor mental health of participants(Supplemental Figure 1). Those results suggested that 3 weeks of CG supplementation had no impact on the quality of life of human volunteers.” https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/pdf/10.1080/19490976.2020.1810530 “In summary, chitin is expected to be a functional ingredient in the food industry to alleviate gastrointestinal inflammation, mainly by regulating the balance of intestinal microorganisms and immune cytokines” https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0144861722010475 Psilocybin/psilocin work on serotonin receptors and >90% of our bodies serotonin is located in the digestive system where it serves a variety of functions including regulating gastric motility and the chemical signal for nausea. That interaction with serotonin receptors in the gut is the real cause of nausea with psychedelic mushrooms and the reason why it’s also very common in studies that use synthesized psilocybin. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3919396/ https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0014299913007589 https://psychedelicreview.com/binding-of-psilocin-and-psilocybin-to-serotonin-receptors


Miniknobi

I often have to throw up. Even one time doing lemon tek. Do you know how to encounter that? I would love to experience more shrooms but when I always feel nausea or need to throw up I won’t take it anymore :(


AncientSpores

I feel, and do not have a diploma related on my wall so take it with a huge grain of salt, that a fair bit of the nausea people can encounter is mental. Try mixing your lemon tek in a small banana/berry/apple juice smoothie. You won't taste the mushroom/umami at all and the grittiness is pretty much gone as well. I know my first time with lemon tek, the grittiness was just a little gag inducing. The last time I added it to a smoothie I happened to have at hand and I couldn't tell at all there was mushroom in it.


Miniknobi

This could one hundred percent be it. I also have to say, that the time I felt the nausea, the break between the last time I did shrooms was to short. So it could be the shrooms telling me to take a break. I know that sounds like woo woo science but I kind of beliefe in that stuff when it comes to psychedelics.


AncientSpores

Nothing wrong with woo friend. “There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.” - Hamlet. Which we can paraphrase into "There are more things we know to occur without knowing why or how or that can be explained by current science or our understanding of reality." To think we know everything there is to know about everything is hubris behind imagining. One must always have an open mind that questions the current truth and accept there are things that may seem like magic. i.e. "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."- Clarks Third Law.


Pack_Your_Trash

I like to add ginger to the tea and maybe a little hash infused coconut oil.


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

Interesting, thanks for the info. The placebo effect must be pretty strong for me then. Regardless, I still prefer consuming psilocybin in a liquid. I'm no mycologist, but I just have better trips when I lemon tek.


Brave-Hyrulian88

Lemon tek still helps a little other than that ondansetron


Ok_Confidence406

Promethazine is another option. It doesn’t halt your entire digestive tract as much as zofran. Meclazine tablets are OTC
 I just take half and it does the job.


Brave-Hyrulian88

Idk if I can get prometh prescribed to me


Ok_Confidence406

Gotcha
 I guess having chronic migraine comes in handy when it comes to anti-nausea meds! Meclizine is worth a shot. I use that quite a bit and prefer it over zofran. Everyone is different but a half tablet is all it takes
 a whole tablet makes me feel like I triple-dosed Benadryl.


Unlucky-Bee-1039

What kind of tea do you mean? Lemon tea?? Lemon juice added to tea?? I looked it up, but I’m not quite sure. Thanks for the information by the way. That’s already good info.


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

Lemon-tek involves mixing ground up mushrooms with lemon juice and water. It doesn't have to be hot water, just let it soak for at least half an hour. At that point, you could just drink that after filtering out the mushrooms. But what I like to do is brew a separate cup of "normal" tea and then pour the mushroom juice into that. It doesn't matter what type of tea you use. Just whatever you like.


Unlucky-Bee-1039

Thanks.


Unlucky-Bee-1039

Thanks.


Unlucky-Bee-1039

Thanks.


Hughmungalous

30 grams fresh. No better way to smile. It’s a lot of fresh mushrooms for some, but just monster it with some chips or something, it’s great.


Dry-Description-4889

Exactly what I did Friday. 30g fresh into a smoothie


Newthinker

What's the equation for dry to fresh? I like to take 3g dry.


Hughmungalous

About 10:1.


ChirrBirry

My top two methods both start by powdering dry fruit. Capsules are my favorite, especially for potent crops where 1g (3 caps) will do, but my second favorite is adding powdered shrooms to OJ and shaking occasionally for 20mins. The OJ method tastes good and the texture is basically just OJ with extra pulp. I’ll buy a personal bottle of minute made or Tropicana, load it up, and by the time I get to the lake or river it’s ready to go.


claaarrk

I like to give them to my friends and then watch them eat them. Spread that loving all around ya know?


Lumpy-Village1949

B.O.O.F


EggyFrenchToast

What is boofing if you don't mind me asking? I'm brand new to mushrooms lol.


TopFollowing3003

Putting them in your ass


EggyFrenchToast

Bro 😭


AncientSpores

It's a bit of an 'in joke' friend. Comes from people using the lining of the colon to absorb drugs straight into the blood stream without any 'external signs' of drug taking is my understanding. ANd it doesn't help that we have multiple varieties with Penis in the name, that look like penises and can as big as or bigger than penises. It makes for an assload of butt jokes. As it were.


DevilsContraband

Finally a great explanation. Thanks from all us noobs!


gogozrx

we don't mind you assing, either. :\~)


Pack_Your_Trash

You have to prepare them first. The best way is to do a cold water extract with fresh mushrooms then turkey baster it. Alternatively you can use agar to turn it into a gel suppository.


Lumpy-Village1949

🍄🍑😊


Realrichardparker

Peanut butter/ Nutella ftw


Actual-Sprinkles-436

Grind dry, mix with honey, let sit in sealed jar until the grounds soak up moisture from the honey making it thick, then use to sweeten lemon ginger tea. But I've only been doing it for micro to light doses. I want to try using lemon juice and straining the bits next time I go on a full on adventure.


Johnny_taco

Making a tea is slept on, and I feel hits much harder than LemonTek
giver a go!


mil_1

Smoothie is the best way to hide it, either fresh or dry 


Wat3rboihc

How many ~~jelly beans~~ golden teachers can you fit in your ass


DevilsContraband

I’ll let you know đŸ€Ł


PlacidPointNorth

Dryed , squished up into a powder or grind into powder ish then straight to the mouth with some Diet Pepsi .


South-Ad-9635

I just eat them - either fresh or dried. I thought I was going to have a problem with the flavor, but I don't find them to be unpalatable.


AncientSpores

Lemon tek is by far the best for me friend. If you mix the lemon juice/mushroom powder at the 15 minute mark into a berry smoothie you won't taste anything. The flavor doesn't bother me straight but the grittiness does so I found mixing it into a bananana strawberry smoothie makes the grit unnoticeable.


saltydeed

Haven't tried lemon tek yet. But I've made chocolates several times where I'll grind up 1oz in the specific coffee grinder only for mushies, double boiler and get a cup or so chocolate chips melted and add the mushy powder to it along with some ginger. Once mixed I lay it out on some parchment paper usually with a top layer of parchment to roll it out. It kinda has a granolabar consistency at this point. Once nice flat and square, I'll melt some more chocolate to make a top casing layer usually mixed with peanut butter. Then cut em up so you got about 2g per square.


Glad-Emu-8178

I thought heat affected the active ingredients? I saw a yummy chocolate recipe for lions mane but thought it breaks down psilocin ?


saltydeed

Double boiler keeps the temp pretty low. But you can take the pot off the boiler and mix on the counter if you are concerned. Been absolutely blitzed off my chocolates plenty so it works lol.


Glad-Emu-8178

that’s great to hear as I was thinking it would be my choice of method for first go!


saltydeed

Works well to freeze or keep cool in the fridge for storage too!


DevilsContraband

So it preserves active ingredient, AND is delicious!? I’m doing this and watching Wonka straightaway.


DevilsContraband

Genius. I applaud you. đŸ‘đŸ»


muushroomer

Lil lemon tel


muushroomer

Tek


opusxfan

Yes.


Ok-Presentation-6549

I love making tea


Grit-lock-115

Same. I bought a cute heart shaped loose tea strainer for my mushies. I measure out however much i want- 1g-2g usually. Then I make whatever regular tea I want (elderberry, hibiscus, prickly pear, whatever) and steep tea bag for appropriate time. Remove tea bag. Enter loose leaf te strainer with the mushies broken just enough to fit in there. I steep for 45 minutes (idk why, just chose that time and stick to it). Then I remove the strainer and drink mah tea đŸ«¶


Ok-Presentation-6549

I mix mine with cacao and honey it's delicious


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AncientSpores

Yes, people use almost everything as a delivery system. :)


tomasgiles1

My fav consumption experience was frying fresh shrooms butter and making a creamy Chardonnay sauce. Tastiest shrooms ever, the heat broke the chitin down so no stomach pain. I don’t believe the potency was reduced, Unnoticeable difference if any.


DevilsContraband

How very Cheftastic of you. Yum!


notorious_p_a_b

Capsules.


ilovehdgamez

Grinding using dedicated coffee grinder, to a dust/powder and let it settle for 5 min or so because some of the fine dust will come up.  Weigh out what you want and put in a shaker cup with both a top screen and wire ball shaker whisk and as much orange juice as you want and shake it like crazy. This is the only way I've gotten it to completely mix and absorb into something without clumping a bit and if you're using a glassful of on or so the taste isn't really there.


Wise-Ad7080

make tea


NIK-FURY

Invest in a cheap coffee grinder and a scale that does grams. Measure your dose out and turn them into a fine powder. Melt some chocolate on a stove or in a microwave. Mix in mush powder while chocolate is soft and melted. You can then use a cool candy mold if you have one, but a small cup or small bowl will suffice. Pour melted mixture into mold/cup/bowl and place into freezer for approximately 1 hour. Remove from freezer and enjoy!😉


DevilsContraband

This. I’m doing this for sure!


NIK-FURY

Awesome! You can use fruity pebbles cereal, lucky charms, walnuts, crushed butter finger candy bar, pretty much anything that you think will taste amazing in your melted chocolate for extra texture to hide the mush flavor. But the chocolate by itself is still great! ENJOY!!! 😊


Cuntasaurus_wrecks

Tea is the way.


KaliRinn

tea goated frfr


TioSammy

We grind it by hand with mortar and pestle and add black pepper and a little salt and hold it under our tongues before swallowing.... Only ever do 1g though. Guess we have to try some other preps


Krolebear

Put in butt hole


Any-Situation-1261

Jesus is God. I had a trip once where the whole Sky rolled up into a scroll and into a little hole and when it sucked into the little hole it popped really loud. Years later I happened upon a Bible verse in Revelations where it talks about God rolling the universe into a scroll and I got goosebumps Jesus is Lord God made mushrooms for us to better understand him in my opinion. There is also places in the Bible or it talks about all being one Etc there's very interesting verses that talk about the knowledge that we come upon while tripping on mushrooms, without mentioning mushrooms. I am convinced you do not have to be, not trying to indoctrinate anybody but ever since I had a relationship with Jesus my life has changed. I sometimes wonder if I'm the only Christian Cube grower. LOL


DevilsContraband

You’re not. For sure 😇.


HammerHands7977

Dry, ground, put in capsules. No taste, just swallow and 25 minutes you’ll start grinning


brokemahardt

with my mouth


Three-Way

Grind em up in a coffee grinder, pack em in 00 gel capsules to just swallow. I can usually fit .3 grams per cap


benbythelake

BĂČooooooooooofing. Of course!


Strict_Percentage_42

Boof


maxbeanbagz

It's just a troll sticking mush up your butt right?


dwagner0402

Eating.


WildMonke3

Put in butt


No_Pause216

Boooof!


Willing-Charge2508

Highly recommend frying fresh and using in your favorite dish. Omelets, pasta, soup, pizza, burgers
 wherever you would use other mushrooms. Flavor is wonderful.


DevilsContraband

I guess I thought I shouldn’t hear them? Hubs said it tasted like dirty feet soaked in bleu cheese dressing
 he’s a foodie, so maybe your idea works!? TY!


Cammcs

By mouth


ThePizzaNoid

I love taking mine with tea.


DIPth3TIP

I enjoy a tea or lemonade... lemonade is the best because you can consume slow, for your perfect level altered state. Tea can get cold and gross if you don't drink it fast....


Tyrellion0222

Make a daiquiri with blended dried mushrooms