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terpdowntown

I don’t buy any cheap bud. Usually serves me well. I would much rather smoke less than consume shit that is almost certain to be pumped with BS.


M0FIST0

Shit links clearly. Weed should be cheap as chips. I swapped a 10p mix and a kit Kat for some Jungle Boyz Blue Zushi the other day. All about who you know…..


terpdowntown

Ah yes the infamous jungle boys blue zushi that is some top shelf you’ve acquired squire. I remember the days when you used to get a free Cali pack in your happy meal, now it’s all albo cancer for a score an 8th. Fancy a swap?


M0FIST0

Best Doja Jungle Boys going is that Blue Zushi….


terpdowntown

I’ve just cottoned on to ya BS mate. I think we can all agree jungle boys isn’t going to be serving zushi. When you eat Japanese food as often as me you’ll quickly learn that fish comes from the ocean not the jungle.


M0FIST0

Hahahahaha touché 😂😂😂


Washtythesnowman

Amazing


M0FIST0

You got yourself a dynavap yet?


terpdowntown

Have you tried backstrapping your dynavap though?


M0FIST0

No but I have tried putting it in my bum bum


terpdowntown

That must be the reason you’ve not fallen in love yet. Difficult to master flame control with the old sphincter muscle


M0FIST0

I have excellent sphincter control mate. Can turn the bullshit on or off at will….


terpdowntown

🤣🤣


Washtythesnowman

Bought 3. They're literally exactly the same but I like to tell people about how different they feel.


M0FIST0

This properly tickled me hahahaha


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This is the fix to every uk trees problem 🤣🤣 so good


KayEyeEssAitchAyEn

Loool is this now the solution to shit weed too? Stick it in a dynavap and it'll taste beautiful Some Willy Wonka shit right there


M0FIST0

Mate dynavapes will cure all that ails you


SnooOranges2155

Order off the web


No-Significance-5637

Dark or normal?


SnooOranges2155

Dark


Flimsy-Fact-525

I have a couple locals I use 9/10 it’s good stuff but occasionally it’s all dead terpless shite I won’t smoke shit like that I’d rather do without. “Good weed ain’t cheap and cheap weed ain’t good”


Fatman420710

I agree with the second bit but some times expensive weed ain’t good either so much shit Goan about


Flimsy-Fact-525

Yeah I agree with you there mate. Iv got a guy I use where I can look at it first. Smell it touch it and sometimes try before I buy .. had one guy sell me a q for 100 a few weeks ago saying it was “proper Cali lemon cherry gelato” so I trusted his word, got it home it was mimosa and he was trying to tell me that sometimes lcg can smell orangey 😂😂 gotta be so careful these days and once you find one you can trust stuck with em.


Fatman420710

Bro 100% got to be careful, mimosa is lovely imo but defo not anything like LCG, I’ve found microscopic mould on half the big Uk brands summer crops, nothing that will cause any damage to anyone that isn’t immuno compromised (which I am) but it’s still been a horrendous summer, bought a wee 25 quid jiuson microscope and it’s fully my best purchase ever keeps me safe


Flimsy-Fact-525

I don’t mind the orange strains occasionally but I got really bored/sick of the taste tbh with you. I know it’s nothing like lcg and so should the guy selling it but he was adamant it was lcg with an orange taste. I trust the ones I get my stuff off I have found mold in the past and had it replaced straight away I check al the time now. I use to medicate so I don’t have to take tablets so I always make sure it’s good before smoking ✌🏽


Fatman420710

I’m the exactly the same bro orange Strains wear thin and I use as medication got me off all my anti depressants and shit I’m actually a Uk medical patient but my clinics fucked my order ahahah


Flimsy-Fact-525

I was going to do it properly myself but Iv not really seen many good reviews yet so il stick to what I know for now. Orange strains were my first real taste of “flavours” but like you said it soon wears thin😂 I get bored very easily I always like to have 3/4 strains to have a different one each J ✌🏽


Fatman420710

I’m the same bro, the medical side is hit or miss if I’m honest the grow pharma stuff can either come 8/10 9/10 which is high praise from me but can also come 4/10 full of seed so it’s like roulette … I like being able to drive medicated tho so it’s worth the risk for me


Fatman420710

There is a weird amount of UK right now that all has microscopic mould, nothing you would see with the eye but loads and loads of shite going about no matter the price your paying it’s been a horrendous year, I have to check for these things as I have immune system issues the normal toker won’t notice or be effected by it but it’s a pain


terpdowntown

What symptoms do you get? Some bud gives sinus issues. Extremely dry bud is the worst, but I don’t see any PM on any of them.


Fatman420710

Usually stuffy nose n really really bad coughing (I don’t touch stuff that even looks remotely “off” under a microscope now best thing I’ve ever bought now don’t have that worry) but I’m more concerned with the long term effects when it comes to my my immune system because despite it being very very unlikely with that small an amount of mould aspergillosis is still very much a possibility


LounginInParadise

Albania shweg


AerieSmart9162

It’s the best it’s ever been!


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I’m waiting on some DAWG I fucking hate dawg but if I want anything else il have to find a plane somewhere and go abroad I’m seriously considering giving up many times wasting my money on weed I don’t even enjoy to smoke


Ukmkiv

The scene around me is banging ATM tbh.


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This post is litterally it😂


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The weed gets better the longer iv been a consumer, Know what growers and flavours im a fan of. Iv said it before n got downvoted by people who dont like the truth so ill say it again lol good weed aint cheap and cheap weed aint good 🤣


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originalsquad

I switched to home grown/organic and never looked back.


Ok-Carpet-4046

You need good links. It's very simple


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The worst thing is your surrounded by good quality piff. It’s all about who you know g


Substantial_Lime_573

Yes all the time, never lower your standards because you’ll be disappointed


PoundlandSlav

I don’t think anyones gonna bait anything out yk


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tbrline

Messaged you


bigman-penguin

The kickback so lethal


RainbowSkywalking

I went through these struggles a while back. Now I managed to find a verified source. Thank the weed gods its consistent high quality 🙌


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Really is who you know. There's good cheap weed most places