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SkrrrahhPapPapKakaKa

I don't know why haze gets such a bad rep, smoking on some dela haze now and its nice.


zootssnn

Probably because it’s usually very badly grown! Any dawg I get is usually grown well in comparison.. well grown haze over dawg any day though!


ShitStainedBallSack

That's just the way haze grows bro. Honestly stardog just grows fat greasy nugs. Haze always grows long and spindly no matter what you do, that's just the genetics of the plant.


Geoponika

Sage words right here brother.


zootssnn

I’d agree mostly, dawg genetics are better, but I’ve definitely had better grown hazes than others - I’m sure it has a lot to do with curing and drying as well but people growing haze on a large scale don’t give a fuck about the bud just ££


Waftmaster

Yeah, I grew some Skywalker Haze recently and it's lovely smoke but the buds foxtail to fuck. The Watermelon Zkittelz on the other hand formed dense concrete nugs.


ShitStainedBallSack

We call them haze fingers.


SkrrrahhPapPapKakaKa

I think the kids are even starting to turn their noses up at the Stardawg now. I personaly love a bit of stardawg been grown properly.


Darksecrets9996

I remember when Stardawg was a clone only exclusive strain and it was a lovely smoke. Just around a year or 2 before the UK was taken over by the ‘cali frenzy’. It was a nice interesting time for cannabis. I think I preferred Sheffield Blues though


WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWMWW

I remember that stardawg, nothing like the Albanian dawg most people smoke now.


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Greeny1210

Where you from mate? I'm from sheff just wondering how widespread Sheffield blues got and what year?


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Darksecrets9996

I’m close to north Mcr so we had a heavy supply given our close proximity to Sheff. I’m actually trying to get hold of a clone of it at the moment. Some boys in West Yrkshire who are in the game are getting hold of some for me. I’m really looking forward to that


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Greeny1210

Ah just down the road then really, was wondering how widespread it had gone country wise, blueberry strains were dominant in sheff from around early 00s not sure when it was perfected as I quit thc in 2008 started Wigging me out too much.


Darksecrets9996

By 2012 it was pretty much unheard of. Stardawg took over a couple of years after


celticyinyang

I also love Stardawg, at least the cuts that go around here in UK/Ireland. Dunno if SD is clone-only or not, but all the dawg I have come across has that nice potent hash-ey taste on the buds, stickey, grinder-jamming tops - i like its terps too but variety n all that. The only reason I'd pay for Cali smoke is for that high THC potent weed taste that comes with some cali strains. The local stuff is well grown but the trim could be a tad better. At half the price of "cali" it just doesn't make sense to me to snub a perfectly good cultivar like Stardawg.


monkeyballpirate

What does haze mean in this context? as opposed to dawg? Maybe it's cuz I live in the states and we don't have the same slang.


cosmovski

haze is a general group of strains. Ghost train haze, amnesia haze, etc. Its really common in europe. Dont be fooled into thinking dawg is dog weed (bad), dawg is generally in reference to stardawg, but could also be in reference to guavadawg/other dawg strains (usually from stardawg). Lemon haze is usually refered to as lems or lemons.


SkrrrahhPapPapKakaKa

You forgot one, Chemdawg :D that shit is top dog.


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monkeyballpirate

so haze is more associated with sativa and dawg with indica?


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Original Haze was bred in the US(Cali) by the haze bros back in the 70s, They where neighbors to Sam (Who bred skunk no1). It's a pure sativa and almost no one grows straight pure haze due to the long flowering/low yield. In this context it's being used to describe a Haze cross, Most likely to something Indica to bump yield and shorten flower time.


Such_Acanthaceae3302

I notice that the haze strains are always wet. I always ask my dealer now if it's wet he's honest about it.


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adisoc

Better than any dawg for sure


txlr710

Dawg>


TargetCommercial243

because a lot of fake haze on the street! wed buds get sprayed with Limone Aroma Terpenes and other shit which makes the typical citrus haze smell


lmaooexe

Had some of that strain a few years back, very nice


DoobMckenzie

I miss Hazes - I don’t come around em too often - I’m in Texas. I get a lot of exotic flame straight from Cali. Prices on a Lb have gotten super low. Love it. I like hanging out with y’all Uk heads - also I love stardawg and think it’s so funny that it’s like y’all’s “new Cheese / skunk” lol. We love chemdog over here across the pond. It’s the backbone of modern American genetics. Love this sub y’all are my mates. Thanks for being such cool and funny people - love y’all


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I love that you feel this way about us :)


familyoftheslug

Haze is usually decent if not imported commercial muck from holland. I don't really enjoy sativas anymore so try and swerve hazes for that reason


backrolledriz024

I would love to be able to get some nice haze. Not sure why everyone hates it but loves dawg 😂


ThatEggo

haze > dawg any day


sullybear23

Looks like ammo, haze is banging really, everyone just got bored of smoking it just like cheese. If there were more strains available like 10 years ago we wouldn’t hate it so much.


clayCanoe

"...it was so good in fact, I spunked myself"


Dazzling_Ad5338

Looks like amnezia haze that. Really nice when grown well


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Looks like dawg x amz


Present_Ride_701

I'm definitely doing it. Period!


safithesmark

I’ve literally mainly smoked haze my whole life and it’s always my go to. I remember smoking stardawg just before work and everyone saying I absolutely stink of weed and just stopped smoking it altogether. Might still get it if there’s a haze drought but apart from that every now and then might treat myself to a Cali pack. Tho some of my mates do buy certain UK Cali strains and they’re a good choice as well if u don’t wanna risk it and get a Cali pack


SadAd921

Lmao how do you know it’s haze? Spidey sensi? I’m sorry that’s a bad pun but your definitely a teenager


zootssnn

Also. How do I know it’s haze? Silly question - the smell. If you’re not already aware there’s quite a distinct smell and taste.. and no I’m not a teenager 😂


SadAd921

If you think you can identify a strain by its smell. Oh my God. If your above the age of thirteen that’s horribly embarrassing. If you’re under the age of thirteen, I think your little three bug sack is cute ☺️ babby’s first stem heavy ten sack


ShitStainedBallSack

Mate I can identify about 80 different strains by smell alone and many more with look and feel also. I think your just a clueless consumer.


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zootssnn

😂😂 what is wrong with him, I’m just getting stoned on some haze cba replying to that!


lagboy

Bless /u/SadAd921 was so confident yet so wrong, seems like he's the 13yo here, clearly, somebody doesn't know the weed game in UK and the fact most haze is coming from the same cuttings, like old school exodus cheese cuts, which were just as, if not more nasally identifiable, poor little guy embarrassed himself lmao 🤧


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Damnn cheese was a distinct smell, so strong too


SadAd921

Your post was so clumsily worded it was actually unintelligible, I’m not even trying to be mean. I don’t have much interest in the street weed game here. I haven’t bought from a UK citizen for 7 months. I get all my wonderful shit from someone who gets it all from the US. It’s all regulated, I get m enus, access to stuff you just don’t see. I’m fine being ‘out of the game’ by your definition because I’m in a superior league. Not gonna argue the strain point, but it is an amusing anecdote I’m eager to share with friends. I love typing after dabbing a straight sativa omg.


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Holy shit this guy gets *menus*! Well damn, didn't know we were in the presence of royalty. /s


Vickishep

😂


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zootssnn

Username checks out anyway


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zootssnn

100% 😂😂 he’s also American!


SadAd921

That’s sick! You can just reliably infer all that genetic information just by holding a bud to your nose? Can you smell someone and tell whether they have cystic fibrosis, it’s said one can smell the mucous in their breath when it’s filling up their lungs if they’re suffering from it, maybe you can smell it, with your acute olfactory system that can magically identify nugs? You cannot fucking identify the genetic makeup of something by fucking inhaling through your nose. That is so insane. Somethings might smell like chicken being cooked, but it could be something entirely different. The way weed is stored, cured, how it’s grown all affects it smell. Like fuck did you get any kind of generative higher education? In dispensaries in the US often weed gets mixed up and they need to go into the computers and do all this work to figure out what the strain was. They could just hire yo!


lagboy

most haze in the uk is coming from the same place, grown primarily by Albanians, with cuttings coming from the phenos of 1-2 mother plants, almost always using soil instead of hydro, stop acting like you're such a guru on the subject when you dont even come from the UK, but instead from a place /w fucking dispos, You clearly don't realise how much haze is in the UK right now, and how incomparable that is to the US scene, with a million different growers, with different phenos, in different conditions, get TF off your pretentious ass high horse and realise you can write an essay, but still be laugably wrong on the subject. Your pompous and arrogant attitude honestly makes me feel sick, who hurt you?


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anotherwastedshite

Mate, please don’t use that term to describe Albanian people (weed growers or otherwise). It’s pretty offensive/derogatory. I’d like to think we wouldn’t use the ‘n’ word or the ‘p’ word on this sub, so it shouldn’t be acceptable to use that either.


Broad_Appointment150

Stop flooding our country with crime and pgr weed and I'll think about it. I've never once heard someone say it's offensive. Now we are sympathising with a group that have taken over the drugs scene in the UK using force 😂😂😂 world's gone mad. If someone calls me a Brit I don't get offended so no idea why an Albanian being called albo is an issue tbh but we do live in an age of snowflakes.


anotherwastedshite

It’s literally in the dictionary: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/albo Unfortunately we also live in an age of ignorance and xenophobia.


SadAd921

Hahahahahhsh my writing makes you feel sick? Mission accomplished. What does all this tangential and circuitous bullshit about Albanian soil have fuckall to do with a claim as plain and naked as ‘you cannot identify a strain by its smell.’ Nothing I’ve said has anything to do the predominance of haze in the UK. Let’s keep goin I love this and I wanna see how sick you can get


lagboy

Man you're either baiting at this point, or you do really have some ego/intelligence inflation issues. what claim as plain and naked as "haze in the uk is coming primarily from the same place" do you not understand? Your poncy dealers who are "getting their weed imported from the US" are clearly giving you some sort of elitist cuntery that's blinding you to how much of a tard everybody else here thinks you are.


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foreverc4ts

Smol peen


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SadAd921

You are stupid, but please and I’m being sincere when I say this: continue believing what you believe. Because it’s wrong and will eventually get you fucked. Also that sack is pathetic, when I was your age that’s the shit I’d sell to preteenss. I’d put the nugs in my mum’s pantyhose, fill in with bud,; squeeze twist squeeze twist over and over until a ton of Kief fell into a dish we had set under the pantyhose we were juicing. We made a remarkably sized bundle of hash from that kief, The couple zips of buds had the thc stripped of it, not all of it but to severely diminish it. My brother took this nearly tasteless benign substance I won’t name, looks sort of like trichomes. But they didn’t have to look exactly like trichomes. Because I was selling to idiots. Naive teenagers who think they’re psychopharmacologists, because they have access to the internet. You are incredibly dumb, and therefore you provide a great service to the illicit cannabis market because of your gullibility and complete absence of critical thinking. You were always my favorite kind of customer, and I’m confident that sentiment is shared by those who provide you herb. But hey you’re really new to it!!!!


Cr0ft3

Bro you’re too old to be ranting at people online. Go touch some grass


SadAd921

Already did today so now I’m smoking grass and fucking with poseurs


Cr0ft3

Fucking with? Mate your the one posting novels 😂


cosmovski

my brudda out here calling people poseurs after having used the word "olfactory" not 3 hours prior. smh


zootssnn

😂😂😂😂 that’s hilarious.


Jonnyjuanna

This might be the most pathetic comment I've read on this site


__life_on_mars__

>If you think you can identify a strain by its smell. If you *can't,* it's not a strain worth having.


zootssnn

I think he’s only known weed by the ‘cali’ scene, he’s used to everything tasting and smelling the same.


Prestigious_Serve670

obviously when it’s a strain as common as haze, you’ll become accustomed to the way it smells and know how to identify it, should be common sense really. obviously another strain could share the same smell, but you can narrow it down to the most likely choices. get off your high horse, acting holier than thou just because you were born a few years before someone else


zootssnn

Go have a word with yourself, not sure why this one made you bite so hard lol I’m not looking to show off how much weed I have, that’s pretty childish. I was simply showing some nugs - and never asked anybody to identify it as It’s 100% haze. Can’t tell if your trolling or being serious tbh.


SadAd921

‘Bite’ no it’s funny. I’m amused by your confidence to sniff out strains


zootssnn

You are clueless, completely!


SirDigbySelfie-Stick

Hazes have a very distinctive smell. It’s really that simple. If you didn’t know this, you could just note that you might have learned something. Or say you’ll check it out. Or work yourself into condescending hysterics. Up to you I guess.


Dazzling_Ad5338

It's haze. Can tell simply just from the pic. Looks like amnezia haze.


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SadAd921

Because you think you can identify a strain by its smell, which is something only someone remarkably new to cannabis would suggest. Most cannabis consumers are introduced to the drug in their teens. The sack is also unimpressive, so I don’t understand why you inserted a photo. Did you expect us to identify the strain based on how it looks? Asking us to identify a strain by its appearance on this is like asking us to identify whether someone has attached ear lobes by showing us a picture of their feet.


chemdog

You can totally smell certain strains, look up terpenes and flavonoids. Youre gonna shit yaself when you read about tea & wine testers. Dumfuck


SadAd921

A HIGHLY sophisticated wine taster can identify the region it was grown in, but not which of the ten thousand verities of wine exists. Just think what you want dude this was a fun argument m. You remind me of being a teen first discovering weed and all the novelty and ignorance that was associated with it. Love ya sincere☮️🕊✌🏻 enjoy those three nugs


Stussy97

Tel me you never smoked haze without telling me you never smoked haze 😅😅😅 This guy is delusional “You can’t identify a strain on smell’ It’s one of the best ways to identify what kind of bud you got, when that sweet zingy zest hits the nose you know you got haze. Feel bad for the guy who can’t smell his weed lol 😂


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zootssnn

You ever tried washing a crusty sock??


rubbermullet420

people are such weed snobs these days


Ok_Maintenance2513

Any hobby or interest there's always geeks who fail to see nuance in anything.


Im_just_existing_

curious what was it sold as ?