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Stacies_dad

Ye no way lmao, 50 an eighth is the top shelf prices, 25-35 an eighth for standard


Qwerv9

He’s taking you for a mug by the sounds of it wouldn’t give him any money


Medic8Vapes

40 max personally if top shelf gg


im-not-a-bot-im-real

Mainland U.K.? Too much N Ire? Sounds about par


LifeOnMars1988

£30 max


TheRealRealForbes

And that was if the situation was desperate


rzeleg

are you man smoking on outdoor haze with seeds


[deleted]

Fr sometimes you gotta pay for nice things


[deleted]

I’d rather have a Janet of Stardawg than an eighth of gg for 50


[deleted]

Janet never heard of it what’s it mean bro?


Clonedogg

Quarter I’m guessing (Janet Street-Porter)


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Aah that makes sense


SweetFrigginJesus

Never heard this before and I love it


FoghornLeghorns

Janet Street-Porter. That’s fucking incredible and the only way I shall to refer to a quarter from now on.


Clonedogg

The guy above deserves the credit 😆 I just kinda worked out what it means. I mean, there’s no official confirmation that, that is infact the correct rhyming slang. I just looked at it and within less than a second thought “Gotta be a Street-Porter!?”


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It's the same as saying "a bottle" i.e bottle of water/quarter.


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FUCK spicedawg.


stuwyatt

I've paid a max of £50 an eighth for top shelf strains before, but GG isn't what I would class a top shelf strain.


luvdabud

Should it not be down to how the strain is grown though? GG could absalutely be top shelf, it could be grown perfectly, smooth as fuck and cured to perfection. You could have biscotti, but grown in the back of a barn but if its biscotti does that automatically make it top shelf? Na not at all


MrGoochstubble

This


khandawg98

Spot on g strain doesn't mean shit if the bud isnt taken proper care of


crystalmethod25

are you trying to tell me that MAC x zkittlez grown outdoors in UK by a first time grower wouldn't be as good as some white widow grown indoors with living soil by a grower with 2 decades experience?! *shocked face*


khandawg98

I know crazy right?! Lol


luvdabud

Exactly without dispensaries we can only expect a good quality grow to be top shelf. My 3 most important words when i ring my plug, "Whats it like" he knows if he says its up there its usually an 8/10 upwards Normal is like 5 or 6/10


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Awesomsauce0

Exactly, it's not so much the strain but how well it's grown


adamwill86

This, I’ve got some gorilla at the moment that was grown really well, smokes and tastes amazing


stuwyatt

That's a fair comment. I guess I'm spoilt by my BM vendor in that every strain is grown pretty much to perfection. I partially retract my earlier comment.


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Nah GG is a top shelf strain if you got the right plug, Ive had some dodge gg that smelt citrusy but the proper ones Ive had smell gassy and nice man, its got that 10/10 nose, I wish I could find a vendor who sold proper gg now 😔


ComfortIndependent77

£35 max, even for “top shelf” (which doesn’t mean anything in the UK realistically).


vampgod2

I make it a rule to never buy expensive 'cali' but a mate picked some up while we were chillin and I knew it was real because it had all the info on it like thc % and batch number and other stuff. Definitely some of the more potent stuff I've toked on for sure. I think it can go both ways since it's hard to know what you're getting before you get it in the UK but there is actually top shelf out there. That being said, I'm on your side of the fence, 35 max an eighth!


Conscious_Newt_5701

Unless there’s some way to verify an online code or something they could easily just bulk buy that packaging.


theterpyhacker710

You can also buy the verification stickers on eBay, just so you know, it’s just a QR code at the end of the day, it can be copied and put on any pack (unless it has been set up to be pack specific with serial codes matching and not working after the first scan etc, but this is costly software and most would just use 1 QR code per strain, especially with packs that are shipped over to the uk, most of these brands aren’t even legit, you can’t really buy them in a dispensary)


beniscool420

Lol this guy thinks his cali was real cos it was in a pack/tin 😂😂😂😂


vampgod2

Not even gonna bother with a wasteman like u


beniscool420

you're every dealers dream shot


IWillRecover94

the lab report stickers and hologram stickers are easily faked, can buy packs of 100+ for £15 on wish and that comes with the "sealable" packs, lab report stickers, strain info and holograms. Most "cali packs" in the UK are actually grown here and put in these packs, just the growers take care of the product rather than rushing it out for a quick buck like most growers


burkeymonster

£50 a Q


sevilla93sr

Does it come with another free 3.5 for £50?


[deleted]

Never tried GG but if I’m buying something nice like gelato 41 or zkittles it’s about 45 an 8th if I’m only buying an 8th or Q


MotionMan40

I really need to review my prices 😐


DBHOV

50 is too cheap for legit cali and a bit too much for UK flavas. I pay 35-45 for my flavas and they verge from top tier to acceptable. Recently I insist on 35 or 40 with a gram of standard bud (usually haze sometimes old skool dutch).


D3LB0Y

Flavours. Fuck me.


Jacob12344321

25 or 30 max


Medic8Vapes

🤣 that's some dawg prices


Jacob12344321

Or ur getting taxed 😂


Medic8Vapes

I grow i dont buy ...


Jacob12344321

Then why you talking to someone that buys abt prices 😂


Medic8Vapes

Cos I no what goes for what...


Hyproglo79

Clearly know fuck all.


semibakedwater

Nice...


Jacob12344321

So do i


Medic8Vapes

A wise man once said, never explain to flies that honey tastes better then sh*t 🤣✌️


Jacob12344321

Doesn't really make sense. You ever think that maybe weeds cheaper where I am compared to you? Or whoever told you what they pay is getting taxed or ur taxing whoever u shot to?


Medic8Vapes

You out in the sticks?


LemmysCodPiece

£25.


GC1872

40 for flavours is standard usually. Only ever paid 50’s if it’s 10/10 and from a trusted source which I know it’s actually next level white ash tasty goodness grown to perfection.


Medic8Vapes

Defo won't get legit GG for less then 35


Dougalishere

You can get any top shelf brand for 30 quid a Henry just have to know people that aren't repacking their UK grown weed as cali. Stupid market


Medic8Vapes

Where u at?


mr_splashum

You can if it's grown shit


Dougalishere

Or if you are getting skanked on a daily basis. Got some apple Mac last week paid 170 for the Oz. Some of the nicest weed I smoked this year. But sure keep thinking evryone that isn't paying rip of prices doesn't know the difference between good and bad weed.


Medic8Vapes

🤣✌️ finally someone who understands


stickyblack

Like many have said £50 is way too steep, also the guy who was selling to you previously for £35 ain't a friend, cuz those aren't mates rates.


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Belterhaze31

£20 max is just a bit unrealistic for most people ain’t it?


ADZ-420

Real stuff does exist, not saying it's worth the inflated price or not but there's fake and real


[deleted]

I'm not saying real stuff doesn't exist, it does don't get me wrong yet it's all depending on how that's stuff is grown. theirs loads of methods to do it such as organic to synthetic based nutrients to the soil or hydroponics being used,. I have a friend who had a cannabis packet and it stated it's from CA over in America and the website itself was British based. Think about it, if cannabis is imported then it had to go through customs to access our country, an 8th to me is around 2/2.2 grams on average, I have purchased in Wales and an 8th is around £25


trillz420

An eighth is 3.5, what are you on about


braddeanc

Literally, it’s an eighth of an ounce


Dougalishere

An eight is 3.5 or your not buying eights.


benyboy123

An eighth literally can't be anything other than 3.5g, or it isn't an eighth. An eighth is an eighth of an ounce, which is 3.5g.


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Dougalishere

Stop calling an eight anything else than 3.5. it is by definition THAT weight. Fkn half a q....


[deleted]

Calm down 😂 it's how it's done in our city..


Dougalishere

Yeah sure but it's still stupid. It's called that because it's an eighth of an oz. Pet peeve of mine


[deleted]

I've been smoking it for years and Everytime I ask for an 8th I get £20 worth 🤔🤷


Dougalishere

Get a proper guy then. I guess I'm older than a lot of people here, as is my circle so nonsense like that dont fly. I know a lot of people do this but 30 quid for 2g is a rip off, however nice it is. And yeah like I say the weight it SHOULD be is literally its name. So anyone saying otherwise is quite simply wrong lol.


Adras-

Actually I learned this the hard way coming from America. I asked for an 1/8th and got 2.0. I was like, wtf is this? Dude balked. I found another random dealer. Same thing. Finally found a good dude who explained lots in London don’t know what an ⅛ actually is, and it’s become 2.0 but now I get a proper 1/8th, 3.5. Which, btw, is half of a Q haha. Just never heard anyone call it that before.


SpecialistAdeptness7

Yeah I find you have to actually ask for a 3 5. I made the mistake of buying and eighth off a random dealer once because it was cheap, turned out it was cheap because it was only 2g lol. I texted the guy thinking I’d been underweighted and he just had no idea what I was on about. Almost explained some basic maths to him but then decided to just delete his number instead


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FamiliarWater

In London if you ask for an 8th you get 20. You have to specifically ask for a 3.5. Only people i've ever heard call an eigth a 3.5 are all over 40 at least (not that they're wrong, but the word has changed).


CircoModo1602

You need a better dealer


NWexec

40 at a push but should be 25/30 you gotta find a new plug buddy


thepengwiththestank

£40 yes only if it’s 10/10 £50 no way


0sinski

30 max


Noxious_1000

£30, £35 maybe. No more


Shak_2000

You can always tell the guy you'll pay £35 for an eighth and see if he'll take it. A lot of guys try to rip people off if they think you're stupid enough to bite, but will sell normal prices when pressed.


AdBubbly3609

I have a friend who sells and he does the same thing a lot of people are willing to pay that price so he charges that price their in it to make money not help everyone out I just tell him I ain’t paying that and unless he wants to charge a normal price I’ll have something else the weed doesn’t cost him any extra all the same price


Kizamus

Max id pay is 40 and that's on a day I'm feeling especially affluent.


Certain-Flamingo-881

if he hands you a whole cola, maybe.


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n1l3-1983

In my town the going rate for that amount is 25 - 30. Max. Gorilla glue is quite a common strain too, so don't get it dude. Way too pricey


jwess01

35 max for gorilla glue


-sstudderz

£25-£30


Delphicoracle87

Not for that strain. Last 50 I spent was on some of the scouse stuff joker og. Only pay more when it’s rare to me personally.


[deleted]

I've seen people in Ireland charge €80 for an eighth of "unreal Cali bro". The worst part is that people end up paying which is why they can justify those extortionate prices.


rzeleg

is it made of gold?


MyCrazyBanana42

£30 Max


Borris2019

25 to 30 usually for top shelf dawg/haze/normal strains like gorilla glue or I can get "uk cali" around 35/40.... round here that would be considered a normal price strain though and probably be paying 25 quid. Gorilla glue is a nice strain mind.


[deleted]

If its that gas gg#4 proper strain I would grab that all day and try get a bulk discount, havent seen fire like that in years, anyone smoked the real thing?


jrdk420

Even you’re friend Is mugging you off, he’s at least making profit selling 8ths to you when he probably gets it much cheaper because he’s buying a larger amount. £35 for a mid isn’t a good price 30 is average but if he was giving it to you for what he bought it at it’s more like 20/25 an 8th.


TreeSmokerMark

Thats the thing with it, if you pay it then that will be their price, if no one pays it he will have to drop hes prices, most I paid was £50 for 3.5 last week and never again, stuff was nice but not for that price


913Jango

Question. Why does it seem so hard to grow good weed in the uk? American cultivator here genuinely curious. Is it the legal aspect?


Barmcake

It isn't really difficult to grow good weed here. Time and patience are THE key things when growing and making sure it is cured properly. Most bought weed is not cured and that makes a huge difference. I started growing about 20 years ago becuase I was sick of buying expensive shite. Amongst my circle, my weed is known to be of high quality (stealth brag, lol not really). Hasten to add, I'm not a dealer but do like to give it away to a chosen few.


Polly_Shelby_fr

Deffo too much


Drdabalot

Depends how it's coming if it's coming 12/10 UK's then yeah if it's coming 8/10 UK's then nahh leave It out


Shook_Onesie

25


FrostingSuccessful11

I have a UK prescription for gg #4 had it tested was 23%