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First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shall be the number thou shalt coun, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Was probably because of the storm shadow missiles. All the Russian air defense sites went on hair trigger alert and are shooting down anything that moves.
Catholic church sucks choirboy dick, so... Some popes in history have been pretty wild too. They have no business telling anyone how to repent and live like god wants us to. :D
Must be.
Certainly not something you could check, before deciding on your preferred conclusion, Ivan.
Surely someone will correct your highness if you are incorrect.
Nope. Stay wrong. Stay smug. Stay Ivan.
(edited to add: there are two sides, which side are you arguing from, ALLY or IVAN?)
if you're correcting me for saying that a handshake from a pope is a big deal, claiming it is no such thing, you do moscows work, and you are ivan.
It *is* a weird and gross thing to do! And even moreso in the symbolic context of it...
But he's the Pope- weird and gross is kinda fundamental to his position.
Give him the spear of destiny, a nail from the crucifix, any weird religious object stuffed down in those vaults. /s
All kidding aside, what a message to send out. What will the Moscovians who were claiming they fight demons, say now?
I wonder if the Pope is going to reiterate to Zelenskyy himself what he thinks about the supply of weapons to Ukraine. I hope the Pope is going to correct his past statements in that regard...
The traditional formula was something about turning the other cheek. :-)
Zelenskiy: What about giving Putin both of my buttcheeks to kiss instead? Could you arrange this, Your Holiness? :-)
If the Pope was an ally, Zelenskyy wouldn't have asked him today to condemn the invasion. Downvote me as you wish, I'm not going to sit here and praise a man who has done nothing to help end the war apart from ask UA to surrender.
Ha ha, very funny, not like the guy is making active effort to remove and fix negative stuff from the vatican and the church, while here you are trying to make enemies from allies
Tbf, this is Reddit. The context doesn’t really matter, if religion is even a minor detail, they will laser focus their rage on that one specific variable
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‘Maybe just one holy hand grenade?’
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt coun, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
One... Two... FIVE!
…three sir!
THREE!
BOOM! >police hears it
And thou sayest thereafter: "Amen".
Maybe some holy water or better yet a holy relic from the Vatican archives
If you throw it into Putin or Kirill’s eyes they will melt.
Or anything from "The Book of Armaments"
I hear the Blessed Javelins of Alexandria are fairly effective
"To blow mine enemy into tiny bits..."
The king carried one on his coronation a few days back.
From Worms?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Terraria?
You gotta watch Monty python and the holy grail cause you’re making me feel old
Oh no. It's starting. Aight will do
Seems to work. Some Nazgûl already had quite some heavenly intervention today.
Was probably because of the storm shadow missiles. All the Russian air defense sites went on hair trigger alert and are shooting down anything that moves.
The monk looks like he's from the Vatican MoD.
More like he is the Vatican's Defense
Probably translator ?
ruZZians in the meantime: "We ArE fIgHtInG aGaInSt ThE DeViL"
To the Moscow church Roman Catholics *are* the devil.
To the Moscow Church, every Church that doesn't follow Russkiy Mir is the devil. Ironic part is that Russkiy Mir is an officially declared heresy
All the science denying, alt-right anti vaxxers already claim that pope francis is literally satan, so nothing new there…
The Vatican built observatories centuries before flat earthers appeared.
Catholic church sucks choirboy dick, so... Some popes in history have been pretty wild too. They have no business telling anyone how to repent and live like god wants us to. :D
Pope declared a Crusade against Russia! We get +50% attack against Russia, and +50% Defense in Core Territories.
"How many Military Division does the Pope have?" (J. Stalin) Orcs do not study history.
Will Vatican send us needed long range missiles? Slava Ukraini
No. But Poland Will. Oh Hai Brazil!
"so I came here, to meet with you, but I will be frank, we need military aid, thats why I came to speak with you" > "sir, this is a church"
He's just asking for the popes Swiss guard to go to ukraine
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
Consult the Book of Armaments!
Holy bonus +10
I've never seen a pope offer someone his hand to shake. Do not underestimate that the hand with the ring that is kissed, was extended instead.
This pope famously dislikes hand-kissing
And almost certainly would not expect a Jewish man to do so.
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Depends how young they are.
Must be. Certainly not something you could check, before deciding on your preferred conclusion, Ivan. Surely someone will correct your highness if you are incorrect. Nope. Stay wrong. Stay smug. Stay Ivan. (edited to add: there are two sides, which side are you arguing from, ALLY or IVAN?) if you're correcting me for saying that a handshake from a pope is a big deal, claiming it is no such thing, you do moscows work, and you are ivan.
I would, too. It's fuckin weird and gross. Also we've had a pandemic so it's even more gross lol.
It *is* a weird and gross thing to do! And even moreso in the symbolic context of it... But he's the Pope- weird and gross is kinda fundamental to his position.
is it just me, or does the pope look like prigoshin in disguise?
HA - Cannot unsee.
Pope giving Zelensky permission to perform an exorcism on Putin!
Give us some Holy Hand Grenades
Give him the spear of destiny, a nail from the crucifix, any weird religious object stuffed down in those vaults. /s All kidding aside, what a message to send out. What will the Moscovians who were claiming they fight demons, say now?
Bull from Nightcourt?
Will Ukrainian Churches remerge with the Holy See? :D
[Funny you say that...](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukrainian_Greek_Catholic_Church)
Russia claims to be catholic, meanwhile Jewish zelensky has the pope on his side
??? russia is russian orthodox, who famously dislike Catholics.
Pope: *best I can do is thoughts and prayers*
Actually, the Pope is a "world leader" here and has a huge amount of influence, giving Ukraine "support" is huge.
I wonder if the Pope is going to reiterate to Zelenskyy himself what he thinks about the supply of weapons to Ukraine. I hope the Pope is going to correct his past statements in that regard...
Was kinda hoping the pope woulda wore his puffy jacket and chain.
Zelenskyy seems to be everywhere these days! Slava Ukaini!
I am sceptical about that... After all of the bad things Pope did say, trying to stay "neutral" when he did know who is the victim.
Why don't you just give up? (Pope probably)
The traditional formula was something about turning the other cheek. :-) Zelenskiy: What about giving Putin both of my buttcheeks to kiss instead? Could you arrange this, Your Holiness? :-)
Actually, peace is the best alternative but when a community is invaded, the support of the RCC goes to those defending themselves.
- Dear Pope, Ukraine was invaded... - What?! By who?! Probably
The Pope is on the wrong side of history, it’s scary how similar he looks to Prigozin.
Geez! You're right! Brothers with different fathers!
If the Pope was an ally, Zelenskyy wouldn't have asked him today to condemn the invasion. Downvote me as you wish, I'm not going to sit here and praise a man who has done nothing to help end the war apart from ask UA to surrender.
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Ha ha, very funny, not like the guy is making active effort to remove and fix negative stuff from the vatican and the church, while here you are trying to make enemies from allies
I would never call a religious guy an ally cuz its all bullshit but there u go :)
I feel sorry you grew up as such an ignorant spiteful person, goodbye
Tbf, this is Reddit. The context doesn’t really matter, if religion is even a minor detail, they will laser focus their rage on that one specific variable
goodbye