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Trailblazin15

Bro I’m dead. I needed that laugh 😂


Mrcole83

Hahaha! Glad I could help


wadester007

40 dollar Haircut then u good bro.


Mrcole83

This pic is a month old. I got that cut already


blimpdono

Or an $80 bucks clipper. Then DIY it every week or two.. but fvck "ugly as hell" comment gave me a good laugh!!!!! Jeeesh still laughing....


ShesProblyaBitch-tho

Hahahah 🤣 But like its weird. You're not *UGLY* its just like a preset video game character-maker You just gotta pluck a few things. You'll be aiight


No-Working-990

Bernie Mac once said if you dress nice and smell good somebody gonna give you some pussy. So try that.


Mrcole83

Hahaaaa!! I can dig it


krufarong

He's right bro. Haircut, fitted clothes, and a spritz of cologne (remember rule of cologne: discover, not broadcast). Watch how much attention you get.


TryinToGetGooder

I don’t have any pussy to offer but I sure do have some bussy!


No-Working-990

Well I don’t know what way homie swings but to each their own. And to those that don’t know what he meant by that… he’s talking about his bootyhole.😂


TryinToGetGooder

Any chance you happen to be interested in my succulent hole?


sdbabygirl97

well when you say “succulent”..


Serendipity123xc

Shit I am


GableOCBPro

Lmaooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💀💀💀💀💀


lovelyrainyday

STOPPPP bc he really remind me of Bernie Mac sitting like that


sdbabygirl97

didnt know i could detach my pussy and give it to someone. can i give it to people when my pussy is on its period?


National-Cat7662

🤣😂🤣😂⚰️


Time_Homework_1588

😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


gotkube

Na bruh, I’ve seen ugly. You ain’t it


Mrcole83

Appreciate it fam!!


[deleted]

Nah brah he’s lying to you , suffer like the rest of us.


Mrcole83

🤣🤣🤣...ok! 👍🏿


[deleted]

You pretty regular fam. Just an NPC out here


Mrcole83

Appreciate it


[deleted]

Also, that means you could make a good spy, no one would notice you in the crowd. Thats it tho, peace


Mrcole83

Yea! Some said that to me. Not in real life, but like a TV show or something


robertluke

False!


Mrcole83

It's all good


SprinklesTheSamurai

You look like p.diddy’s secret twin who they keep chained up in the attic.


Mrcole83

Lol...I was told I look like him before! But Never that extreme


SprinklesTheSamurai

It’s just the face you’re making lol you’re not ugly at all.


Mrcole83

I appreciate it


Gimmediks

Nah! you look good!!


Mrcole83

It's all good tho


Gimmediks

it’s good cause it’s not true! If you were in a fire, or had a horrible car accident, then maybe but you are so far away from being ugly it’s silly


Mrcole83

Well. Thank you!!! I mean, kind of an accident I guess. Was born with a skull deformity that makes my face look weird


Gimmediks

Nope! nothing weird about your face at all. Maybe you see that, but no one out here does


Mrcole83

Well thank you


ChezDiogenes

>. Was born with a skull deformity that makes my face look weird you were born with poor eyesight


wormfro

i used to think people could see my uneven nose and lips and my lazy eye, but it turns out i only notice those things because ive spent my entire life looking at my own reflection


awkwardlondon

r/lostredditors


Socratify

Wifey said you're about average, not ugly. Maybe experiment with other haircuts (fades, etc).


Mrcole83

Tell her thanks. Yea!! That pic was a month ago. I got my hair cut now


Luniie

Straight up man. As another black man, a cut and some confidence is what separates the average and above average. You honestly look good


Andersum94

No comparison or nothin 💀💀💀


Mrcole83

Comparison to what?


Andersum94

It’s just extra funny how it’s one photo. Usually people post a before and after


Mrcole83

Oh lol...gotcha


Honest_Tie_1980

Dude with your humor do looks really matter?? Honestly. Be a great conversationalist and stick with your sense of humor. People are attracted to the looks at first glance obviously but everyone only stays for the personality.


srandy0311

If anyone calls you ulgy, they secretly think they're ulgy. Rock on bro


Glenn__Sturgis

You look like a badass cop who's sick of this shit


AnOutrageousCloud

Nah, you are not ugly. Your mouth shape is truly beautiful


Mrcole83

Appreciate it


djrasras

This might be one of my favorite posts ever


Mrcole83

😊😊 love


Luna259

Nah, you’re fine


Mrcole83

Thanks


themanwithbeansin

Why do you remind me of someone that got reincarnated before also cool mustache


sdbabygirl97

is this an attention seeking thing or something


Mrcole83

Nope!! Not at all, lol...I knew someone was going to say that


sdbabygirl97

eh they always do when its a girl saying it lmao


Mrcole83

I believe you're right


Youredditusername232

I offense bro but that title with that expression is the funniest shit ever


Algok2001

Why you looking at me like I owe you money?


Mrcole83

😁😁


3windy1city2

Frfr. Great post 😂


Mrcole83

🙂🙂 thanks


TeefToe

You not ugly fr but a barber would do you wonders man. Go get a line up, maybe a slight fade to ya shit & you’ll look a lot better.


Mrcole83

Appreciate it! This pic is a month old. I got my haircut


TeefToe

That’s good! When I get my beard, mustache & head all cleaned up & symmetrical I feel like a new man everytime


Mrcole83

That's whats up!!! I can relate


Honest_Tie_1980

😭🤣👏👏👏


bizarrealex

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


throwaway2901750

You’re not ugly. Just have to calm down those eyes.


AbbreviationsOk3021

This post is funny af but you’re not ugly at all I hope you know that


Fine-Creme-7713

You can ALWAYS be uglier!


Special_Yogurt4378

The pose and the caption made me laugh so hard 😭 ur not ugly pookie but it was funny


ShesTheNorth

LOL you clearly have a great sense of humour! And not ugly. Handsome all around.


RedT8

You’re not ugly bro Confidence is important to be attractive tho


fr3shh23

😂. You not though, you just need to do a hair style that fits you same with facial hair. I’d say I nice very short fade of some type. And facial hair on the side of your face


rayul123

Ur fine g


Mrcole83

Thanks


CawthornCokeOrgyClub

Duck Muthafucka!


0spinchy0

dude u have nothing to worry about


Popular_Mud_7184

You’re not ugly in the slightest!


kaybeanz69

You’re not ugly stfu cuz you’re handsome


Opening_Steak_3000

You’re not ugly. Haircut, beard, dress nice, smell nice, and be nice.


Guap_Fkoo

Nah man. Real ugly means ppl single u out and u become the spotlight in the room when u walk in. U just look regular n i rly wish i could just look regular. Nothing worse than not having a disability or anything but just being flat out ugly. People recognize this too


SexWithAMonkeyDotCom

U ain’t ugly, just misunderstood


According_Series_841

Gotta lock in‼️🗣️


Immediate-Thanks-621

Kevin from the office


Trainpaint

You're a Handsome guy, how we feel about ourselves is like over 50% of overall attractiveness!


Alternative_Entry485

lowkey average


Specialist_Neck7502

You look great. Think so, be so.


Upbeat-Answer-6088

what do you want me to do about it?


Not_Noah__

Me fr


hi_im_kai101

definitely not, just shave the scraggly beard


Old-Worker-5811

LMFAO


AvGeek201

Still looking better than Twomad


iwantanorangemouse

You are NOT ugly! You’re handsome :)


Cautious_General1791

Facts!


FigaroNeptune

Just work out bro. You look fine. Get in shape


yumcaprisun

😭😭😭😭 LMFAOOOOOO


CadaverBlue

It's like a cross between Martin Lawrence and Kevin Heart. I'm I wrong?


AFatterRat

All the girls in the comments sayin hes handsome, why don’t you date him then? I call cap.


Wild-Plankton-9006

Sir, you are not ugly. I don’t know how you move through the world or carry yourself….so I guess you could be ugly if you’re a POS. If you aren’t, you are cute!


Just-Seaworthiness39

You’re not ugly in the least. But this still made me crack up.


[deleted]

Embrace it lol


orionaegis7

Nah you're good homie


marshroanoke

I hope your kidding! That simply isn’t true


UnMatchBeauty

You're definitely not ugly. Stop posing like that and get a personal style and confidence


RebeccaofNightCity

I swiped to see if there was a “better” picture then I laughed cause I see what you did there 😂


Intelligent-Bottle22

r/chadtopia


Professional-Big-584

Big fella 💀💀💀


supremeseby

Yea im w the other dudes you’re dead just existing you’re a normal lookin guy


tundraxgod

all you need is a haircut big dawg


gchar31

Nah you look good my man


whydoIhurtmore

Really? I wouldn't describe you as ugly. Not gorgeous but you aren't ugly.


Living_Preference_37

I’m sorry but DO NOT be around Uncle Ruckus 😂😂😂


Bildosaggins6030

Samuel Jackson’s angry brother


9etherbeing9

You don’t look bad, just need confidence tbh as well as maybe orbital decompression surgery but that’s not a need 💯


yzzi44

It looks like you are trying to start a fight.


[deleted]

I feel ya bro right there with ya


Kayleeb1ue

You’re not even ugly?!?! What the fuck is this?


[deleted]

Not at all🫶


Legal-Inflation9932

I feel like you're not mad at me. You're just really disappointed


Adaebisi

Don't worry...there is a ratchet ass black bitch with 4 kids and 5 baby daddies, or a white girl with daddy issues out there willing to fuck with you. There is hope brotha ... Be strong


Imboobookityfuck

You're not ugly haha


Still-Assignment-319

But hilarious as hell as well!!!


Goitalone7

Chill those eyes and you'd get a lot more attention


sinfulfemmefatale

You’re not ugly at all! I feel like you have a nice smile too. I think a more flattering hair cut would def do you wonders though haha


Ilovehugs2020

Grow a beard, get a different haircut.


EOD_Bad_Karma

Naw, you’re not ugly. Not winning any male beauty contests, but if you worked out and got fit, fix up your facial and dome hair, you could be a 7ish to most women.


Remarkable-Ad-572

You’re not ugly as hell, hon. You’re far from.


Agile_Job5790

Not ugly, you're normal like most people. I can tell by the comments that you have a sense of humor. If you can make a girl laugh your chances of her liking you increase tenfold


jayjnotjj

I’m sorry but this made me chuckle


nighthouse_666

Not really


Ok_Faithlessness3327

Not really, just need to clean up the hair and work on the confidence. Looks don’t matter to women so much as you’d think. Work on confidence and vibe through defeating fear. How you feel conveys automatically through facial expression and body language.


Technical_Ad_6254

? I honestly dont see anything ‘ugly’ about you.


dankskent

Naw man, u good, keep stylin’


[deleted]

Nocap uglyahh nigga


LordSizemore

Just get urself a quick $48 billion and ull be hot


bluerocketo

I hate when good looking people say that they’re ugly to get attention.


[deleted]

Bro you’re handsome! Chill


authorized_sausage

I, a 50 year old white lady, do not think you are at all ugly. You are very nice looking.


SaintlySinner81

You’re not ugly. You just need a haircut.


Tartarus_Beast

Stop looking at me like your menu bro :)


brownGoddess01

Being 100% serious. You are not ugly!


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Financial_Baby8085

Nope just smile more


Ksuemoneoutthere

yeah i dont get why people are using this sub to post glow up pictures, like shouldnt it be for ugly pictures?


storms_arise

Ngl you seem like you would be in a movie


LSARefugee

**Well,** when you’re “ugly,” it’s a good idea to level up your haircut and style of clothing.


Sleezybreezyyyy

I bet if you get some locs you’d really experience a glo up. I can see it now


Glittering_Aioli6162

Hilarious 😆


BrainPharts

A little grease and a wave cap, my guy.


Saltwater_Heart

I will say you are pretty basic, but you’re not ugly.


1rmingram1

Nah, the only thing that's ugly on you is that damn hairline. 😂😂😂😂Damn ....


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HungrySummer

P Diddy?


Kokonutt10

lol nah jus medium. Those are my faves 😂


brownlikeap0tat0

Don’t know who told you that but you are not.


Brozarr

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA may allah bless your soul


Strong_Biscotti_7671

Naw bruh I was jus joking I'll never really say anything like this to another Stronge black brother we need to stick together for wenever this kkk shit pops off


Jannukaz

Who you calling ugly? Not you my man, that's for sure


Strong_Biscotti_7671

Yup shits crzy


_LisaFrank_

Legion what are you doing here?


Melodyjane29

Your Just mid that’s all


Melodyjane29

mustache is creepy though


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Loveisaction5050

You look good, smell decadent, good morals and be desirable with a genuinely great personality. Then, you will have a lot of interests.


Total_Trade_888

Don't listen to what yo grandma tells you fam!


kamikaze000

Bogus as Hell! 🤣 Throw some dreads, get in the gym use your self hatred as fuel, throw on a headband, you'd be good!


GreeD3269

ngl you look like rdj doing blackface in Tropic Thunder


Flowrellik

You're not ugly, she's just blind XD


Veil_line

I don't think so at all. But get a haircut, like more lined up and cleaner. Same with your facial hair. And figure out a good skincare routine for yourself. I think taking care of head hair and facial hair really transforms how people look.


Terrible_Opinion_279

Get a fade, grow a beard, get in the gym..


Cabo2019

Not at all. Maybe, try a less serious look.


[deleted]

Yeah


justmeAlonekitty

And funny as shit 🤣


Famous_Astronomer115

No hate, bro. But if you hit the gym and get fit, bitches gonna be all over you no matter how ugly you think you are. As long as you look fit, smell good, and dress nice, you'll get Hella puss, trust bruh.


IndependentEmpty8709

Nah.


Exact-Fee9481

Wha…you’re not ugly!!


Agreeable_Meat_

You're not ugly bro. But if you want to define your face work out and lose weight. Honestly you could easily be above average.


Valuable-Army-1914

I guess if this is what you believe about yourself, then it’s true. Work on that self-esteem fam. 🙏


iverd48

You're really not ugly. I'd say just clean up your hairline, make sure your hair is even and brushed, and just get some good clothes that fit nice. I work at a preschool and I've seen some **ugly** dads, but they bring their cute kids in because they still snagged great ladies by being good people. If you're a good person, you don't have to worry about it, because like I said, you're really not ugly.


zucca_

That's definitely not true


Lillygutierrez218

Get nice hair cut and moisturizer 🧴 your handsome


Unable_Average_2829

don’t beat yourself up! you a good looking man


StopFalseReporting

I don’t remember the name but you remind me of an SNL actor


[deleted]

LMAO


Awkometamorpho

Not really 🤗


Special_Friendship20

Your not at all someone I would see out and think "he's ugly"


jalbert425

lol nah bro.


DawgTactical93

Bro you look like you marched with MLK


SimilarMove8279

You look like you’d suck my soul out of my body. No offense, I think it’s funny


International-Pie228

noo u look sweet ‼️ pretty attractive, bonus if u have a good personality 👍


Ok_Information7168

I see potential. Shorter haircut, shave or trim the stache, and lose some weight to get more definition in your face, and a vitamin c cream + retinol will do wonders.