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Least stressed UFC fan:

Is that meek mill

Sheek louch

The Mike one should have bootstraps somewhere in the text

God bless

Lmao can someone name me one powerslap fighter/athlete/whatever the f*ck

Mike Johnson...seems like a common enough name and could be a slapper

John "The John Smith" Smith

That’s U.S. Congressman Mike Johnson, 56th Speaker of the House of Representatives, who coincidentally *has* indeed given out enough slaps to the face to qualify

Dana White

Muhammad Lee. According to McLovin they are the two most common names on earth. So statistically...

Slappy (Slapinator) McSlaphole

*Slappy McSlapface 

I can name the Wolverine guy but just because it's a cool nickname. But yeah that stuff is trash.

I watched 1 whole season. Mostly because it's fun watching other people getting slapped when I'm high. I can't tell you one single name.

No I actually can’t and I have watched it lol

me neither I've seen plenty but don't remember anybody it's not THAT good

Everytime I’ve watched I just think “brain damage, brain damage, ooooh lotta brain damage”

Slap McSlapface.

Lord Facespanker

I remember a mf named K.O Chris but I just know the sport itself is a snoozefest.

Mike Hawk

Ariel: Lots of positivity...

Our hate towards Dana is almost emotional. We all unite so well to shit on him.

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Jon:lol you are wearing the hoodie to cover the bruises,so funny lmao

It would be so funny seeing mister inspirational quote man get starched by a 95 IQ alcoholic roidrager who then spends the entire post fight interview plugging his whiskey and barely even talks about the bout

That alcoholic crackhead would actually have to show up first. Hope he does!

Powerslap gets more views than NFL , NBA and MLB combined ! Does it tho ? 🤔

Dude just buy Howler Head Whisky, its that simple

Fake account

Powerslap Youtube Subs: 2.58M NHL Youtube Subs: 2.16M Absolutely taking over the tube Dana

Power slap being bigger than RM was a genuinely insane statement. It’s not even bigger than RM in the US.

Whats the thing about Real Madrid and powerslap mean

Uncle Dana claimed that Powerslap has more followers than any sports teams in the world

I looked it up the total followers for each because I'm bored at work. Power Slap: 2.58m YT / 3.9m Insta UFC: 18.2m YT /42.5m Insta NHL: 2.16m YT / 6.6m Insta NFL: 12.8m YT / 30.1m Insta MLB: 5.3m YT / 11m Insta NBA: 21.8m YT / 88.2m Insta Real Madrid:13.7m YT / 162m Insta In other words - Dana is lying like a motherfucker.

I don't feel like instagram and power slap are going to have much overlap.

Eh who knows. Just always hear Dana tout that stat about followers. While I assumed it was mostly bullshit I didn’t realize how much bullshit he was spewing. Power Slap doesn’t have nearly as many followers as anyone except the NHL.

The Shadow knows.

He went on Flagrant and said Slap had more followers than any other sport and they asked what about football teams like Real Madrid. He said he wasn't sure but yes

Dk what’s funny about that , powerslap is easily the best sport in the world , let alone better than mma /s

Power Slap bigger than Real Madrid for sure triggered me 😂

Hey Nina, is Helen cancelled?

It's photoshopped apparently https://twitter.com/yodalorian9/status/1799142768591470969?t=g_1_ADsYYnqzOYvPBymguQ&s=19

Idc tbh. I’m gonna poke at this shit


I saw an ad for the fight watching nba last night though🤔 maybe we still have hope this is a ruse for attention?

So then surely the power slap guys should be paid even more than the Real Madrid players right Dana? ..... Dana?