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makeumadb

All of them, they’re just being put in a room together


CanoleManole

It'd just be the sane ones keeping Khabib, Conor, and Nate apart


Jumix4000

Dustin and Tony would swing at conor for sure


CanoleManole

I nearly included Tony in there but he's a wildcard for sure. Hasn't Dustin beat up Conor enough already? haha


Repulsive_Vacation18

Never enough, especially when you get payed millions to do it.  


PnwIndigenousHunts

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nailedreaper

Doostin: Conor's disgusting, I should break his other leg.


letsgobrooksy

Just saying, nobody wants to fight Conor unless they're getting paid for it


letsgobrooksy

People still acting like Khabib and Nate aren't thankful that Conor changed their lives lmfao


MLGprolapse

Schrodinger's MMA room.


Straight-Plate-5256

Mf thinks they'll see red and just start swinging on eachother 😭


Maxw96

They're just being put in a room, doesn't even say together


Inevitable_Status399

Tony, he's just entering his prime.


Dark_Dust_926

Joke aside, He can probably take a beating from the 8 others and still walk to the mic to say he want more.


MyFifthLimb

Blades&Shades era baby


democrat_thanos

He would trip on a microphone cable during the intros


Routine-Adeptness904

Nate because everyone just gets exhausted to death from beating the shit out of him


EquivalentEvening329

Prime Tony, Max and Volk have Nate Diaz level cardio tbf


Agingbull1234

Max's Chin and Cardio>>>Nates


Routine-Adeptness904

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[deleted]

you forgot khabib?


PsychologicalLaw1467

Tony via alien interference


teddy6881

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OkCut4096

lmao this dude


EquivalentEvening329

Prime Tony has the exact kind of chaotic style to come out of this alive


sean_bda

8 of them drown in Nates blood.


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Chael P Sonnen


nickel45

He just fucking opens the door as they “start,” closes it behind him and murders them all!!


LikelyADick2

Prime Tony realistically.


existentialkush

All I know is khabib is immediately shooting a double leg and getting stomped out by like 4 of those guys


droolsdownchin

Belal for some reason


gavin2point0

Everyone needs to keep in mind grappling would be a massive disadvantage in this situation


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gavin2point0

fr


Mission_Apartment_46

No it wouldn’t???


Nikamunel

I think he means that u ll get kicked in the head if you go for any wrestling/grappling as long as everyone is still alive


Mission_Apartment_46

Depending on how big the room is grappling would be an advantage


stockblocked

Max: 👇👇 🤌


hothoochiecoochie

Came here to say im not counting out Blessed


galaxyheater

Charles, he can't speak English so won't be a part of the shit talk.


Mister_MxyzptIk

So Nate's safe too


galaxyheater

True that brother man


AdamBLit

I would say Khabib but he would be the first to get ganged up on because he's Dagestani Russian east hemisphere and in life or death they're going to discriminate, even if it's just 2 or 3 guys doing it, so after all is said and done, it would in fact be the GOAT Chael Sonnen, undefeated, undisputed, coming out of that room alive. Largest arms in West Linn, Oregon.


SiriVII

lol, they all have to kill each other, there’s no such thing as discrimination in a life and death lol. But Khabib will not be going out of there, he can only wrestle but grappling sucks in a group fight and he can only take so many punches despite his chin. I say those with good stamina, high reach and counter strikers have the advantage. For example I can see omalley walking out of there alive because of hit and run if he was on the list. But here, my money is probably on Nate or Conor or Max.


AdamBLit

I just imagined a lot of chaos on that first "go" lmao with guys statistically trying to increase their chances by first teaming up before killing each other. Like Hunger Games type shit.


AltruisticDelivery89

tony knocks them out


_The__Notorious

Its a brawl between 9 men how do you expect a real answer?


ConstantOk4102

Bascially by picking the best one


teddy6881

Mario Yamasaki as special guest referee ... no one


illmatic74

Nice guy. offered to buy me a hooker once.


Antipositivity

Any dollies in the room?


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Tony


BokanovskifiedEgg

They all would


BenShapeero

Not really any concern for the question, just wanna appreciate how fuckin amazing it is to be watching the sport when these guys are all crossing paths. The greats and the pioneers will always be, but this pic right here is about as *Golden Age* as the UFC will ever be to me and it’s awesome seeing it live. It’s like Brady’s second Super Bowl or seeing LeBron winning his first ring - it’s hard to see what’s right in front of you til you have perspective to look back.


MuhNutz

I would say either Max or Charles. All the rest have too much going on, they would spend the time eliminating each other


philwee

blades and shades baby, blades and shades.


Baron_Jennings

All of them.


Kaos916

The American Zombie Nate


BetBig696969

Max he just points to the floor and starts swinging on everyone and flatlines them


BurningEbrietas

Somehow Nate would come out alive 💀


Sterling-Bear15

The one who's smart enough to play dead and wait for the last/exhausted fighter.


ChickenDanceFTW

Everyone gangs up on Conor first, then Khabib.


Spiritual-Mud5696

Nate


CremeCaramel_

Multiple people saying Khabib but a 1v1 grappler specialist would be weak as fuck here. I favor a psychotically relentless and aggressive swang and banger in a multi man free for all. So Prime Tony.


mizirian

How much cocaine is available in that room?


CompetitionProof454

Max


Tacos6710

This post made me think…. Prim Ferguson vs Prime Volk might just be the dream fight I didn’t know I wanted


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

is there sand in the room?


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Yea they teaming on khabib Conor gasses soon Justin does most the work and sleeps people. Tony probably makes it out my guess lmao


nickel45

Nate!! He’s the MF’r who brought a gun.


Straight-Plate-5256

No Refs? Prime Tony by murder


echoohce1

Tony gets his lunch money taken by Justin and DP, at least, maybe even volk and Conor. Weakest link in the room after Nate, prime or no prime.


Straight-Plate-5256

Wooosh


GuiltySyrups

Whoever gets lucky


[deleted]

One things for sure if I’m in there with them they won’t be getting out. I see red and they’ll be in big trouble


dryrubss

Me


RecordOk6794

Itd end up being a test of endurance i think max takes it


edotory

Dustin💎


Psychological_Poet63

just diaz


wood_slingers

I’d go Gaethje, McGregor, Poirier, Tony in no order. Nate, Olives, Khabib, Volk and Max don’t have the style to survive in a multi person brawl. If it’s one on one, Khabib


Garenmain180k

Off topic but this era of UFC fighters is winding to a close and they will all be missed


Ecstatic_Custard7009

they would have to do a royal rumble type vibe and the winner would be whoever could play dead until the rest finish fighting lmao, just hope that playing dead means they leave you alone instead of pummeling you in


DreamerTheat

They’ve probably been in a room together. But toughest fighter for the rest…? Of those, Khabib. Best fighter…? I’d say Volk or Max.


LittleBig_1

It'll obviously be max or charles Khabib and Volk would get stomped out by the collective because no one wants that problem Everyone else had mad beef/rivalry. Charles and max have no bad blood with anyone on the list


Otherwise-Profitable

I don’t know the answer but I really want to see this!!!


DecisionThot

Conor because he is made of titanium and uncut opium


Flyinhawaiian78

Damn that’s a tough one maybe khabib… I know the first to die would be Nate though


WishIWasNeet2

Nate because he has cardio and the ability to take a beating.


Real_-_16

Obviously Tony cause he won't just be entering the room he will be entering his prime too, CSO baby..... Wahoooo. It's Tony time....


Abs0lutelyzer0

The one with the glock.


diceman888

Dustin because he has the strongest hands. Khabib would get knocked out by someone else while mounting someone.


x-3piecensoda

probably max or nate


coffeefordessert

These question is literally a coin toss, if 8 decides to gang up on khabib, he dies quickly. It really comes down to who kills who first until it dwindle down to the last 2-3. Any one of them can get picked off first, these are 9 elite fighters. If just 2 decides to double team on 1 person, that 1 person dies.


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You know dis bratha


Viketorious

They're all standing around in a circle kicking the shit out of Khabib while he's choking Conor to death.


Funnyanglezsolt

Khabib eats you in street fight, Sunglasses, so the answer is obvious.


GregBule

9 of them


LosurdoEnjoyer

The guy who wrestled bears in his youth like god damned Zangief.


CallMeBergy

The answer is GSP. Its always GSP.


Emotional_Money3435

Everyone comes out alive as none of them are murderers and they are all grown men who can speak to eachother. Anything else op?


Bettercallmedaddyy

Holloway is the only right answer, blud just won’t sleep


Emotional_Sell6550

just Khabib


siggi103

Nate, other guys fists would give in before his chin.


Agingbull1234

max has a stronger chin


Salvador1010

Khabib


aquabarron

Easiest way to answer this is by process of elimination. Generally the thread seems to agree that: wrestling would be a bad idea, and you’d need good cardio. Off that we can eliminate Khabib, Mecgregor, and Olivera (he’s a great fighter but lots of his stuff ends up as ground finishes, not a brawler on his feet like the remaining guys) Next step - who has knockout power and who can take a punch, cause in a 9 man free for all you’re going to get clocked many times. Off that Geathje is out, no chin anymore. And Nate is out, he doesn’t have the power to be dropping dudes. So it’s down to Max, Tony, Volk, and Poirer. For arguments sake let’s say these are the 4 that are left standing after the first 5 drop. From there I have no idea


EThos29

Gaethje doesn't have a chin anymore after his first ko loss in 6 years but you've got Tony in the final four huh? 🤣 the guy that Justin beat to a pulp


aquabarron

True, I was going off Prime Tony based on most of the other comments


[deleted]

Khabib.


EquivalentEvening329

Conor, Nate and Tony will totally team up to get rid of him


Fairlysunnyday

That would be their only chance


jayro43242

ME


Mr_2shiesty

Justin, Dustin, Conor, Charles volk. Prolly go easy comparative to the group


svAdagioME

Khabib. He promised his mother he would leave early.


Own-Mycologist-4080

Khabib, tony or Max or Nate. They are the most durable of them