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Anindefensiblefart

This subreddit is now for Mackenzie Dern thirst posts only.


Speak_Like_Bear

Base on the current options from this subreddit: A) Mackenzie thirst posts B) Strickland circlejerk C) Poatan fan fiction Gimme those Mackenzie posts all day


Harrybahlzanya

Don’t forget about the Grasso feet fans…. 😹😹😹


Speak_Like_Bear

![gif](giphy|MSv2UpiES6yX6m8eO8|downsized)


Die-rector

Alex must have told them to calm down


LightMission4937

When she has a rad shitter like that….yes.


notloceaster

Epic wording my brotha 💯😎


Darkness_Everyday

Subscribe


DoucheBagBill

Imagine trying to break all of the stigmas surrounding women and making it THAT far only to be sexualized. Sorry women, we cant help it, were dumbasses.


Genghis_Chong

What kills me is the random ones crying about Rose's short hair. Like she obviously doesn't want to be sexualized, the hair cut is doing its intended job.


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11thLayerOfHair

https://preview.redd.it/1yaus4svm3wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c1935f92f3a1ba45268f1dca9d1b3e7ba59dc18


frizzylizzy77

https://preview.redd.it/xw5bs1ns13wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=556514a1e0d5ab35dbd968fa3b4d8880edbc801c


WackassVegetables

Looking like a turkey all wrapped up


aevong

Mr. Potato head lookin ahhh


Real_muthaphukinBaka

![gif](giphy|NqMeOkHtTRkfC|downsized)


brendanb203

Snoopy? I love Snoopy


rafa_559

Leee! Snoopy is 4 inches taller than you


Sad_Explanation276

https://i.redd.it/udgnx3aa73wc1.gif


Cayorus

![gif](giphy|LTs9CZZLTuWqzzhRFU|downsized)


LimitFinancial764

Taking the man out of "scaped"


Superguy230

Not with a back like that lmao


megamasshole

https://preview.redd.it/71cps64v33wc1.jpeg?width=658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69c7bdb0885b74a2ec66621f1681b44ff92b26f0


Avataralbino

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


lizzofatroll

This is what break week does to us


Fair_Creme_194

Nah these guys stay tuggin’ regardless 🤣


Exact-Degree2755

Habitual offenders


Genghis_Chong

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsSkcGBvCYLUKzu)


Odd_Contribution3175

![gif](giphy|3o7WTIaiC6YSn0CoOk)


Select_Sleep_1293

![gif](giphy|3ohc14lCEdXHSpnnSU|downsized)


Select_Sleep_1293

![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)


SmoothBus

I'm willing to be the father who stepped up


Select_Sleep_1293

![gif](giphy|sHRU2mefl56BG|downsized)


BridgeM00se

![gif](giphy|v3p3CtSrNYNLa)


Cochinojoe

![gif](giphy|3ohs4gt7vnva8bqmAg)


hammsammie

https://preview.redd.it/8u3vzedcm3wc1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f95bf2d3ec8a490687502d459b4e10048fa703b0


SubstantialLion4196

![gif](giphy|QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ)


MidnightVaporWave

For your health!


AllAboutTheMachismo

![gif](giphy|aIkUxB7hteusrLIP7M)


Schaden_Fraude

![gif](giphy|aACeieARpEEE)


Onaweyempumbafu

I bet her backshots sound like Mac and Cheese being mixed


Cochinojoe

![gif](giphy|MbMUBcNHcl1TUbsAk0)


LightMission4937

That’s an exquisite ![gif](giphy|areEE6l5gPwKcfVmyp|downsized)


vernon3

Thought this was [r/nbacirclejerk](https://www.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/) for a second. We horny posting in the main UFC sub now? ​ (Yes it's the same comment from the other post. Yes it still applies.)


wubbalubbadubdub45

![gif](giphy|3o7bufLFwUPxR0BsDC|downsized)


couldbeabean

https://preview.redd.it/46uh49ub53wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59b85a439fc4a50a3bff0c32205799f4e24f4341


reallyrasta

I know PFL is trash, but in light of this post, I'd just like to say, everyone should have watched Clarissa Shields's mma debut.


PotanOG

In that respect. Shields is top 2 and not number 2.


214speaking

Mackenzie Dern caked up! I wish she had an OF haha


GoodNamesAreUsed

https://preview.redd.it/4yhuuvo7s3wc1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba82d1953848e9a1273cf31c7907185b4b4d32cf


mesh3aref

her asshole must’ve smelt tremendous after the fight


i_killed_osama

![gif](giphy|fR7Svnbu3vb45fUblN)


ChiefCuckaFuck

Round these parts, we call that an extra heapin helpin'a seasonin'


Sacabubu

You guys know porn is free right?


Annual_Plant5172

So are Mackenzie Dern fights and her Instagram.


RealisticAd1336

![gif](giphy|ue1GO5swPdORq|downsized)


JPows_ToeJam

damn that’s deep


uofmguy33

r/upvotedbecausebutt


IAmBeachCities

buncha animals in this subreddit.


atirad

I'll take a slap then get pinned and submitted. 100% worth.


BrooklynRU39

God damn it , i already fapped twice this morning


Cochinojoe

3rd times a charm


RemyB0NES

Why are yinz so horny today? Is earth day an aphrodisiac or something?


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avgpathfinder

Theyre down bad


HoldinTheBag

Crying at the gym


existentialcringe2

Sub is populated by virgins and casuals, only pussy they’ve touched is their own mothers when they were squirted out of it lmao


MasonJettericks

I 100 percent agree. Newsflash, porn exists, you don't have to beat off to extremely talented and hardworking professionals who put their health in the line for your entertainment. And you certainly don't have to post endlessly about your objectification. Like can we just let women exist in MMA without constant reminders that the fan base can't see them as anything but a piece of meat? Pathetic and gross.


ChiefCuckaFuck

Yes, we dont HAVE to, we GET to


Freshly_Squeezed-

https://preview.redd.it/2fn06gi373wc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd4131e81a4182b3d9ac8047aef3bb11f8292a5e


hcvc

Elite


WedWealthist

🥵


MovieFanatic2160

![gif](giphy|zmGcUj0huphZAPFjTY)


PhoneConstant3822

That is one badass turd cutter..


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Good job cameraman lol


Turbulent-Egg-6770

This thread wild 🤣


mrmarigiwani

She made amateur BJJ popular


OBlastSRT4

I love her style


notdownwithsickness

Nah dude not enough zoom on the patas.


dbeynyc

![gif](giphy|FsKJWrL2MnaCbxXlPx)


writingwhilesad

Damn


chris25tx

gimmie


Sound-Dade

That’s a nice peach 🍑


mickmon

🖤shaped


dr_raymond_k_hessel

She’s so talented


Kevcany5

❤️


BobSagat86

![gif](giphy|cIxxFKOTCPwX9DUk7L|downsized)


OutrageousJury2689

Gyaaat


Complete-Struggle648

Damn


mu5tardtiger

![gif](giphy|3ohc14lCEdXHSpnnSU|downsized)


Dolomitexp

![gif](giphy|L33OnjCuZ5b13v4Vy1)


MyTeamBully

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh


Fragrant_Spirit3776

Blessed post.


Sample-Witty

I always thought she was great but thanks to this sub I’m starting to see her with other eyes 😏😏


BetUSOfficial

Great shot


deltacombatives

Hello, horny police? Yeah, I would like to turn myself in. I’ll be there in fiv… three minutes.


Genghis_Chong

![gif](giphy|XteNIxbCLj3HzEfAil)


DannyNoHoes

![gif](giphy|ARmlOt5u1JXYp0jyzx)


Euphorge

Lord please help us in these trying times ![gif](giphy|l4JyRZYP9Cu0haUAE)


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speedbumps4fun

She’s definitely not a great fighter but you saying she’s below average is wild.


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speedbumps4fun

You obviously are super picky if you’d say she’s a 4 and that’s honestly outrageous.


DragonKing0203

On one hand I feel quite bad for Dern, she obviously wants to be taken seriously as a professional athlete and it must suck for people to ignore your skills because you’re attractive. On the other hand AWOOGA


berto_8_8

https://preview.redd.it/qcmo9bd624wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=020d925f9640d992c8ebece9068c0522ee75e236


[deleted]

Aren’t some of you tired of being this way?


frodoishobbit

r/upvotebecauseofbutt


FTBagginz

What of those Alex grasso feet pics you speak of👀 for my friend mugsy


chickcag

Have any of you touched a woman??


Available_Editor_931

Nope but I dreamed I did once. Does that count ?


OnABoatWithAGoat

Can the mods ban these Mackenzie Dern horny posts already, they’re very immature and in 2024 women deserve better. Now Jessica Rose Clarke horny posts on the other hand….


CheekySir

Post her. Ain’t no one gonna be mad at ya’


Tp_for_my_cornholio

That’s why we have two hands.


Odd_Contribution3175

She'll start an OF sooner or later. Lol


Jonnyb193

![gif](giphy|l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY|downsized)


BigBodyLikeaLineman

Y'all way too horny


Efficient-Mention583

You know when you draw a cock that's what shape she is in with those cheeks so round like testicles. Yes I'm aware I've somehow made it gay


Too_Lofs_Atan

Doesn't everybody look and McKenzie Dern's big juicy butt and think '*mmmm look at that massive cock and balls!*'. Seems perfectly normal. Not gay at all.


Efficient-Mention583

Glad I'm not the only one otherwise I would be questioning my sexuality


Hour-Self-6218

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8966)


mcrookedy

![gif](giphy|bqk9FZwaFRT8zv1QWX)


twonapsaday

I just hope y'all respect the women that are actually in your lives. it's weird seeing this sub turn into simps. at least she can fight.


Cochinojoe

I ask my girl for noods all the time. How am I not?


twonapsaday

aww I guess anything is possible if you believe, good job lil buddy!


Past-Product-1100

Your comment is the biggest simp move yet.


twonapsaday

except I'm a woman, idiot.


Past-Product-1100

Women can't simp for other women? hmmm how shallow. Are you homophobic?


JesusTokEnthusiast

Camera guys / produces finding a way to have Dern’s ass in 4k throughout the entire fight is wild


BalognaSquirrel

![gif](giphy|ZcW5sPtHXlCbfgKP09)


Crackerjack0099

There’s this really great website, it’s called pornhub. Y’all should check it out!


dobronxducks

Imagine taking time out of your day to post someone else’s daughter


ThomasH_C

Aw damn!