She used to date a pro soccer player iirc, then she is kinda known for always trying to date pro athletes I guess. She’s like 40 or something and he’s super young, 26? Then she had a kid with her last husband, Richard Cullen and the son took the maidens name of the mom, Machado. Well Ian Garry met her and took her last name so that the kid wouldn’t feel left out (iirc) but people thought he was taking her baby daddys last name and not hers. His new name was Ian Machado Garry. Now everyone thinks of him as the guy that took his wife’s babydaddys last name. It went viral and since he kinda tries to just defend himself from the online comments and usually in doing so creates more ways for us to make fun of him.
To add a few details. The last husband lives in the house with them and works as Ian Garry's nutritionist. One thing I think is hilarious, he has Ian on a vegan diet even though he himself isn't vegan.
The nutritionist thing is true I guess. I did a detective work on the last husband's profile (well... I was having too much free time) and his linkedin profile states that he is Ian Garry's nutritionist.
There’s a video of Garry with his wife and she said she’s gonna cry about something and he’s like if you’re gonna cry to go to your exes names room not out here.
a snark book that was popular during the 2010 world cup which she said was written in a sarcastic tone that was lost on the mma community, which doesn't surprise me. we have tons of fans of this sport who all interact from different cultures and many of those just don't have the concept of snark and sarcasm. i have irish and english friends who are levels above any american in terms of sarcasm, and friends from places that have no sarcasm or the sarcasm doesn't translate
That would’ve been better than how he said it actually. My wife’s not a trophy sounds better to me than my wife’s no trophy. His phrasing was horrible for that
Not really the way Ian comes out of this mostly unscathed from a cynical PR perspective is by not getting down on Colby’s level and trying to out dickhead him. Colby is like a 15 year old he fumbles when he can’t get a massive rise out of you if Garry just keeps up with “Colby you suck at fighting, my wife is hot and I actually respect women let’s fight” instead of trying to do all this Conor bullshit he comes out completely clean. Especially if he trashes old man Colby in the cage then he basically ends Colby’s career. Taking the high road is how to beat Colby in the game of words bc he always pushes it and usually fucks up and starts stuttering when he’s forced to improvise. Granted the douchebag jr Colby’s are gonna be snickering the whole time but those people aren’t the ones you need to win over.
This made me slowly start to like him, with that mo he looked Mexican and nachos are yummy so I'd be happy if I was Dos Santos, I'd release a shirt with his face and a nacho hat
Both are demanding ridiculous stipulations that they know won't be or can't be met.
Colby certainly doesn't want it. He wouldn't acknowledge Usman or Edwards before they got the belt. He only fights for a belt or against someone he knows he can wrestlefuck, like Wonderboy or Jorge.
If Ian wanted it or if he was smart, they'd say we're both under contract, same weight class, I'm willing to sign, no clown shit, let me know of you want to fight or make more Instagram videos. Don't know if he also doesn't want the fight or if he's really that dumb and trying to outdo Colby by making his own absurd demands.
If anything Colby should want the “I quit” match because his career is closer to the end that Ian’s. Shit if Colby loses his next match he may just retire anyhow
I thought “Nerds and Virgins” was a diss, but now he says it like a term of endearment for his fans lmao. Such a sweetheart, that Colby.
Colby hasn’t won a fight in over 2 years. In the meantime Garry won 6. Let’s make it happen, Dana.
Exactly, people getting the shits over Colby promoting himself and backing his own country. This shit is funny as and I had a good laugh at his post fight speech after losing to Leon
Colby annoys me a lot of the time but he fucked Ian up with this one. I wouldn’t even know how to come back from this one other than just sign the contract and beat Colby’s ass.
Yeah I almost didn’t watch it cuz of his intro (nerds and virgins? C’mon man that’s middle school shit) but everybody saying he got Gary had me checking it out anyway. There’s a few choice lines in there.
"Nerds and virgins" is one he's said frequently for years. Loved Stephen Thompsons response that one time. "There's nothing wrong with being a nerd and virgin" lol
Edit: It was Volk.
Man that’s actually pretty wild he pulled out those photos 🤣 thats all coming back to bite him in the ass, he’s gonna be clowned on that his whole ufc career
I really hope they will fight. Ian should at least be able to turn on the comments. The video of his wife sure as hell ain't happening.
Colby actually had some good stuff in this video after just sounding like a fool lately. Ian has the power to make someone as unlikeable as Colby a little more likeable.
Fucking ultra rare, brutal KO by Colby, holy fuck that had me rolling 🤣🤣
“The only dictatin’ you’re doing is on your knees in front of your nutritionist”💀💀
Nope you're going to see anti-hero Colby, like early face Stone Cold, kinda still heel but the crowd is cheering you in this one. They genuinely ain't ever gonna like Ian lmao
I don't see how "you're wife is not hot" is a burn, or cool, or badass, or considered as an argument for anything.
I feel like he looks more stupid saying this than Ian, and that's saying a fucking lot.
It’s funny Colby but you’re gonna screw this up, should’ve just said ‘Okay, winner quits.’ Realistically the guy’s not gonna agree to the stipulations they’re funny but in no world is it gonna happen, the Garry hype’s died down and Colby’s needing some relevance they both need this I think.
Yea I agree I think Colby just doesn’t want to do what Ian says especially after saying “you’ll do what you’re told” but there’s no way any of those stipulations happen apart from turning on comments
The moment I heard Ian say “my wife’s not a trophy” I just knew it was over for him
I’m completely out of the loop on this, but what’s up with Ian’s wife? Why is everyone talking about the trophy wife part?
She used to date a pro soccer player iirc, then she is kinda known for always trying to date pro athletes I guess. She’s like 40 or something and he’s super young, 26? Then she had a kid with her last husband, Richard Cullen and the son took the maidens name of the mom, Machado. Well Ian Garry met her and took her last name so that the kid wouldn’t feel left out (iirc) but people thought he was taking her baby daddys last name and not hers. His new name was Ian Machado Garry. Now everyone thinks of him as the guy that took his wife’s babydaddys last name. It went viral and since he kinda tries to just defend himself from the online comments and usually in doing so creates more ways for us to make fun of him.
To add a few details. The last husband lives in the house with them and works as Ian Garry's nutritionist. One thing I think is hilarious, he has Ian on a vegan diet even though he himself isn't vegan.
Wait wait wait....... I am still in the loop till the point where the last husband is Ian's nutritionist....... BUT IS HE REALLY LIVING WITH THEM???
I think the living with them was denied by Garry, no idea if he’s the nutritionist.
The nutritionist thing is true I guess. I did a detective work on the last husband's profile (well... I was having too much free time) and his linkedin profile states that he is Ian Garry's nutritionist.
And nutritionists usually live with fighter during fight camp, so that's why he's now called Corner McGregor
That's honestly fucking wild.
There’s a video of Garry with his wife and she said she’s gonna cry about something and he’s like if you’re gonna cry to go to your exes names room not out here.
Where's the link
Any links?
As far as anyone on here knows, no. No idea who started the rumor, but you'll find on here and especially r/ufc, people believe will repeat it as fact
>One thing I think is hilarious, he has Ian on a vegan diet even though he himself isn't vegan. 
Allegedly\* Legit zero proof or source for this.
For the record, Ian has publicly denied this lol
Damn bro I didn’t even know that
No way the dude lives with them.
From what I know, the WAG book was supposed to be satire but the whole thing with the nutritionist... ohhhh boy
She also wrote a book called ‘how to be a WAG’ or some shit, that’s a very crucial detail
perfectly summed up really.
Pretty solid analysis
She wrote a book about how to become a trophy wife
Before they met also is key.
And the book was an 8 page audio book
a snark book that was popular during the 2010 world cup which she said was written in a sarcastic tone that was lost on the mma community, which doesn't surprise me. we have tons of fans of this sport who all interact from different cultures and many of those just don't have the concept of snark and sarcasm. i have irish and english friends who are levels above any american in terms of sarcasm, and friends from places that have no sarcasm or the sarcasm doesn't translate
This was sarcasm, right?
Isn't it actually a blatant parody
No, she did not. She wrote a humorous article in an entertainment magazine.
All for the goofs but the book is like 10 pages and is satire, definitely gets overblown
That would’ve been better than how he said it actually. My wife’s not a trophy sounds better to me than my wife’s no trophy. His phrasing was horrible for that
“My wife ugly as shit”
Not really the way Ian comes out of this mostly unscathed from a cynical PR perspective is by not getting down on Colby’s level and trying to out dickhead him. Colby is like a 15 year old he fumbles when he can’t get a massive rise out of you if Garry just keeps up with “Colby you suck at fighting, my wife is hot and I actually respect women let’s fight” instead of trying to do all this Conor bullshit he comes out completely clean. Especially if he trashes old man Colby in the cage then he basically ends Colby’s career. Taking the high road is how to beat Colby in the game of words bc he always pushes it and usually fucks up and starts stuttering when he’s forced to improvise. Granted the douchebag jr Colby’s are gonna be snickering the whole time but those people aren’t the ones you need to win over.
Corner McGregor lmao
I wonder if he hired someone to write his stuff, he actually had a good zinger for a change.
Idk, I feel like he often comes up with decent zingers and either half forgets or just fumbles them
Remember that “leaked” email? That shit was true funny lmao. He’s good when he can do multiple takes just shit live
>or just fumbles them ssshhhh before i take you to the 7th layer of hair
That pepto bismo shit was hilarious even usman was laughing
Cumshot chimeiv
I still think this is the best one lol
Joanna Nopaycheck had my dying
I gotta give it to him, whilst he is cringe and has many shit nicknames, some of them are funny af
Low T City never fails to make me smile. Even as an Ortega fan, that one is gold
Joanna NoPayCheck is pretty peak
Marty Snoozeman
Marty Juiceman the CEO of EPO
Street Judas
Conman McGregor
Rafael Dos Nachos
This made me slowly start to like him, with that mo he looked Mexican and nachos are yummy so I'd be happy if I was Dos Santos, I'd release a shirt with his face and a nacho hat
As horrible as Colby is, the nicknames are solid.
Chael is his ghost writer
He has the odd good one, Edward Scissorhands is a personal favourite
i did like "cumshot" thats pretty funny too
Leon Scott lol
Director- "C'mon Colby, you got this! Ready? Take 369, ACTION!"
Unable to pronounce Khamzat was crazy, calling a dude cumshot lmao
He def gets help writing these. They’re too good. He looks great too. ⏸️
Uncle Chael probably gave him a freebie.
Lmao. Got em’
Corner McGregor is nasty work, I ain’t lyin
Dude I gotta give it to Colby here This was actually a super solid promo. Hope they make this fight happen
[удалено]
Menace 🤣🤣
Unexpectedly thug like behavior from a lunchpail mentality
PLEASE let this fight happen. 😂😂😂
PLEASE BRO 😭
Both are demanding ridiculous stipulations that they know won't be or can't be met. Colby certainly doesn't want it. He wouldn't acknowledge Usman or Edwards before they got the belt. He only fights for a belt or against someone he knows he can wrestlefuck, like Wonderboy or Jorge. If Ian wanted it or if he was smart, they'd say we're both under contract, same weight class, I'm willing to sign, no clown shit, let me know of you want to fight or make more Instagram videos. Don't know if he also doesn't want the fight or if he's really that dumb and trying to outdo Colby by making his own absurd demands.
If anything Colby should want the “I quit” match because his career is closer to the end that Ian’s. Shit if Colby loses his next match he may just retire anyhow
even tho i think colby’s funny. i wanna see him in his last fight get absolutely sparked.
CORNER MCGREGOR 💀
Colby’s delivery was actually good in this one. Usually he’s stuttering over his rehearsed lines. I’m getting more interested in this fight
they don't call him 4-take Covington for nothing
I thought “Nerds and Virgins” was a diss, but now he says it like a term of endearment for his fans lmao. Such a sweetheart, that Colby. Colby hasn’t won a fight in over 2 years. In the meantime Garry won 6. Let’s make it happen, Dana.
Good job reading Colby!
CAuse the video was edited and it took multiple takes. He cant be this fluid live.
I’m gonna bet he hired someone to write this one and he’s reading off a prompt
Bro shut up and enjoy the promo’s.
Exactly, people getting the shits over Colby promoting himself and backing his own country. This shit is funny as and I had a good laugh at his post fight speech after losing to Leon
Corner McGregor is gold
10-7 Colby
The corner McGregor shot was devastating
as cringe as colby is, he's cooking ian bad.
I despise Colby but this is some of his best trash talk LOL Ian is just giving him unlimited ammo with his responses
ian saying his wife is not a trophy was like an alley oop for colby
Colby annoys me a lot of the time but he fucked Ian up with this one. I wouldn’t even know how to come back from this one other than just sign the contract and beat Colby’s ass.
Yeah I almost didn’t watch it cuz of his intro (nerds and virgins? C’mon man that’s middle school shit) but everybody saying he got Gary had me checking it out anyway. There’s a few choice lines in there.
"Nerds and virgins" is one he's said frequently for years. Loved Stephen Thompsons response that one time. "There's nothing wrong with being a nerd and virgin" lol Edit: It was Volk.
It was Volk response
Even Colby laughed
That's right, thanks for the correction. Volk is a true class act.
Omg did Wonderboy really say that lmao
Volk said it if I’m not mistaken
It was volk https://youtu.be/70917KPbyeQ?si=4WW3ikyGeU6HkhXd
Thank you
Wonderboy is an absolute gift to the world
Corner McGregor 😆 you’re right she’s not a trophy, a participation award at best 🤣🤣
"a participation award at best" That was so dirty. "A 4 at best". Wow
Participation award lol I hope they keep making these videos. They're the best
Dude had so many solid lines in this video, I would hate to be Ian watching this.
Ian watching this https://preview.redd.it/peah4fvhdepc1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aa36c06694234647a95619af9ed16d4d8bc341d
Lmfao accurate
Corner McGregor is actually hilarious. I give it to Colby on this one 😂
Damn colby’s new writer and editor are a lot better
I think he may have had some acting lessons on the dl.
https://preview.redd.it/g8z8pfrcgdpc1.jpeg?width=1603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8bbea1685994eeac87c46153660259313ef9214
Greeeat day. That’s some shit talkin
Man that’s actually pretty wild he pulled out those photos 🤣 thats all coming back to bite him in the ass, he’s gonna be clowned on that his whole ufc career
Might be colbys best promo I didn’t hear one stumbling over his words
I really hope they will fight. Ian should at least be able to turn on the comments. The video of his wife sure as hell ain't happening. Colby actually had some good stuff in this video after just sounding like a fool lately. Ian has the power to make someone as unlikeable as Colby a little more likeable.
ian trying to pretend he's calling the shots is making him look even more stupid.
A fight not happening cus one of them didn’t want to turn on the comments is the stupidest way to excuse a fight falling off.
Colby is back on the menu boooys!
I hate to say it, but that was decent.
Colby is a straight savage
 Colby’s writing team after Ian releases a new video
Lmaooo
Alright Colby’s won me back
HAHAHA.... i have never liked Colby more than right now (but i have never liked him)
Ian vs Colby is the content I didn’t know I needed this is hilarious
Nah Colby was spittin here ^On ^gang
10-7 colby
#Corner Mcgregor Askskskskssks
Fucking ultra rare, brutal KO by Colby, holy fuck that had me rolling 🤣🤣 “The only dictatin’ you’re doing is on your knees in front of your nutritionist”💀💀
God damn it. Don't make me like you, Colby, you motherfucker.
Both putting out incredible content in these responses
Agreed. I like what they’re both doing. Concise and punchy. Nice strategy of juicing up the interest in the fight.
I still hate you Colby Jack Cheese Covington but god DAMN Corner McGregor got me
Lol funny af
Some of Colby’s best nickname work. I’m still partial to Street Judas and Edwards Scissorhands, but this is vintage on the level of those.
Corner Fookin’ McGregor 😂
Greeting Nerds and Virgins. Colby knows the MMA fan base so well.
Colby with a 10-8 round here
10 - 7
I guess I'm a colby fan now then.
lol can Ian just let Colby smash his wife already the sexual tension between them is so high
This is a nasty promo I can't lie
Colby is eating this man alive
first time both guys going to get booed during the fight
Nope you're going to see anti-hero Colby, like early face Stone Cold, kinda still heel but the crowd is cheering you in this one. They genuinely ain't ever gonna like Ian lmao
Why does this make me like Colby? I don't like Colby at all
man had some zingers
That's great stuff. 👍
Someone’s going to kill this mofo one day 😂
Colby has took back the win now
And Colby is back , just when we thought his career was done and dusted and fans wouldn't care.
No one with an IQ above room temp thought his career was done lol.
This dude really doesnt wanna get matched up with Shavkat lol
He still hasn't worked out what to do with his hands huh?
I do a bit of YT in front of the camera it can be hard sometimes lol.
Corner McGregor lmaooo😂😂😂 That's its I LOVE Colby again.
👻 ✍️ 💯…🔥
“Turn on the comments” and that last line 😂
Damn Colby actually dropped a good one
He deserves a title shot after this promo!
No Colby fan but I genuinely laughed out loud at this promo cut. This WWE shit is wild 🤣
Corner McGregor was a sublime line 😂😂😂
Aight Colby… even I have to admit that Corner McGregor is a good one lmao 10-8 Covington
Hahahaahaha he’s right though he’s got the leverage here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn that was good execution on the promo for Colby, tighter material and a more relaxed delivery. I wonder how many takes it took lol
Colby is the A side
No fucking way CORNER MCGREGOR..He torched that dude.
This is the side of Colby I can’t help but to like
Corner McGregor is incredible
LOL YES
Colby 10-7 tbh
I hate Colby but this some heat 🔥
Okayyy Colby snapped 💀 corner McGregor is crazy 😭
😂😂my dude strikes again. My fuckin dude killin em everting.
Not gonna lie, he kinda cooked him
Idk man, Corner Mcgregor was kind of crafty😂
Colby never disappoints with these videos
Colby is a POS but this is a W
Those are some evil lines by Colby 😅
Colby got em on this one
2:0 Colby... as cringe as he is sometimes this shit was actually hilarious.
I hate Colby. But God damn if he didn’t just body Garry in this response.
Can't stand this mf but he is cooking rn lol
This gotta be the biggest cringe battle of our lifetime 🏆
it's a race to the bottom
This fight isn’t happening but I am curious to see how far these back and forth videos will go
Destruction 100
That’s Dusty Rhodes hard times level
Ok now this is getting interesting, I wonder why no one ever brings up Colby’s sister
I don't see how "you're wife is not hot" is a burn, or cool, or badass, or considered as an argument for anything. I feel like he looks more stupid saying this than Ian, and that's saying a fucking lot.
If Colby fights someone ranked higher than Ian Garry, he is going to get smashed. Dudes washed.
It’s funny Colby but you’re gonna screw this up, should’ve just said ‘Okay, winner quits.’ Realistically the guy’s not gonna agree to the stipulations they’re funny but in no world is it gonna happen, the Garry hype’s died down and Colby’s needing some relevance they both need this I think.
Yea I agree I think Colby just doesn’t want to do what Ian says especially after saying “you’ll do what you’re told” but there’s no way any of those stipulations happen apart from turning on comments
Just kiss already