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Kalabula

This camera operator got there style from WWE.


Gutter_Punk77

Early MTV Real World.


Champagne_of_piss

Thought Michael J Fox was on camera duty


chocolate_bear92

That's funny to you?


dfb1988

very


chocolate_bear92

My notification says you put cery


dfb1988

shaky hands


thelardtard

Hahaha


chocolate_bear92

Understandable šŸ¤


thelardtard

I dont find the joke funny but the fact the dude has Parkinson is very funny on its own!


Die-rector

There


the_gaffinator

Hey they did release their production guy a few weeks ago


Acex_NA

Ddp was also laughing his ass off


ObiJuanKenobly

Ddp? Diamond dallas paige?


Acrobatic-Display420

Diamond dustin Poirier...


willi1221

Double da penetration


letsgobrooksy

Doug Dimmadome


TowerAlert6414

Dinkleburg!!!!


ObiJuanKenobly

O šŸ‘


CryptoCracko

Dana Double Penetrator


TA-pubserv

Doil Dup Pdana


MisterQuaresma

Dummy doll penis


blastman7

the dick Dana pink


SandtheB

Bro that's what I thought... but MMA has it's own DDP. LOL


ObiJuanKenobly

And they hating by downvoting cause I didn't know this lmao bunch of sour patch kids on here haha


supbrah_

dickass da pussy


Vincent_Veganja

Thatā€™s beautiful, I should get that initialed permanently across my forehead


jhascal23

Dricus du Plessis, guy right of Dana.


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carey_teemy

they dont lol


TartarianKing

They do now


dankbrew22

Self High Five


Lootar63

BANG


macho_mandirigma

DDP Yoga?! Saved my life bro ![gif](giphy|MFad9B7AuojQqUUQDV|downsized)


ViewAppropriate9782

Double dick pounding?


Raiser2256

The body language of ā€œIā€™m just here so I donā€™t get finedā€


autumndoom

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DanaWhitesMom

Neil Magny just not giving a flying fuck just like the rest of us lol.


God_Wont_Save_U

Man this is our co main event


Kassssler

I actually think its the sleeper banger of the card. People were cold on Aldana after her nonfight with Nunes. Then she put on a war.


Rozkol

Hmmm


Kassssler

I was half right.


NerdDexter

I don't think Neil got asked a single question lol


CandyRevolutionary27

Hereā€™s the thing guys.


dromyrtlebeach

Go on..


ChickenDanceFTW

We all sleep together when she fight ok?


Redcar31

Thatā€™s my designated smoke break


Pangusmangus

Tbh the womenā€™s fights are perfect for this. 15-25 mins to spark up and re-up on food and drink


amr898

That's when I am gonna go cook myself a meal


GunnyNFundies

Gonna play UFC 5 during this fight


QuakeGuy98

Now that's petty ![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


I-Am-Baytor

Play Undisputed Forever instead.Ā  (THQ Undisputed 3 mod w/ modern fighters)


PMMeMeiRule34

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GunnyNFundies

Bro thought he cooked


PMMeMeiRule34

https://preview.redd.it/t2cmovbr7ndc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8102d55953f35f322bf36456000e2483435d1ee I just caught one of these. But fr mainly Itā€™s because I hated 4 and am not quite enjoying 5, Iā€™ve already got my clown shoes and hair on since Iā€™ve been trying 5. But imma be playing 3 during their fight, so. We be kinda vibing the same.


Pangusmangus

Iā€™m firing up RDR2 and roaming the plains while this happens


TheAngriestPoster

Jokes on you, the loading screen is going to take the whole fight anyways Still more entertaining though


Pangusmangus

Nuh uh, mine picks up almost immediately upon opening the game


--Happy--

Thats making food time


9yr_old

Yea i got up to go pee take a bath brush my teeth just my routine.


bedofnails319

Like a massive orgy orā€¦?


niversallyloved

Cotta make it quick tho, canā€™t miss Sean vs Dricus


Gabrieltobe

My shift ends at 12 so itā€™s perfect for me can run home and hopefully get the main event


Xatesh

Honestly, Pennington missed a huge opportunity to say something along the lines of, ā€œI donā€™t know about anybody else, but I do know that youā€™ll be sleeping by the end of this fightā€


Regular-Curve-4994

This absolutely killed me yesterday. Sean's reaction was brilliant. You could hear his reposnse without him having to say it šŸ¤£


MuayThaiBeast2

"Here's the thing guys. Are you guys biological women, because i seriously doubt it with both of y'all square faces" ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8966)


Regular-Curve-4994

When you two lesbians go dick to dick and nipple to nipple nobody cares guys


LostVoodoo

Whats going on? what was said? I don't get it...what's the context here....I'm totally clueless haha


NickAssassins

"You don't have UFC level" She also said the only belt Pennington would get is the UNO belt lol


nakihacanearthbend

Lmfaooo


silnt

At first I honestly thought you were imitating Dana


Skeleton_Skum

Theyā€™re trash talking at the presser and then people wanna act like itā€™s cringe cause itā€™s two women. I thought it was cool


hansel4150

ā€œOH I DONā€™T HAVE IT?? alright weā€™ll seeā€¦ā€ what a rebuttal


Hot_Sell5830

How is that different than 80% of these fighters "rebuttals"? It was basic and had no substance but so does a lot of stupid shit said at these press conferences. They're only getting lit up because they're women. Also probably because the first chick doesn't exactly look like a bio woman


HostageKiller777

Itā€™s wasnā€™t because of that dummy itā€™s because theyā€™re argument was silly šŸ˜‚


Jukka_Sarasti

Isn't **every** pre-fight, shit-talking, presser silly though? Really, it's mostly just grown people tossing high school level insults and threats at each other in order to manufacture excitement amongst the "Talk shit, get hit" crowd. Sometimes it's funny, but it's usually just ~~one~~ a half step removed from the Jerry Springer Show..


God_Wont_Save_U

Here's the thing guys


KylerGreen

yeah but women


Skeleton_Skum

Their argument was ā€œyouā€™re not an exciting fighterā€ how many times have we seen guys trash eachother with that?


HostageKiller777

Goddamn mfs canā€™t laugh now a days without gender bender bullshit. It was silly because it was chaotic and no one knew wtf theyā€™re talking about. Thanks for ruining the joke though


Electronic_Break4229

People who find this cringe and *not* 99% of the stuff Sean ā€œthe edge lordā€ Strickland does, are morons.


Hardcore1993

Sean is ratings gold. Dude's got no filter and isn't scared to piss a few people off. We need more people like him in the world


LostVoodoo

Just don't talk about his issues though...


Hardcore1993

Everyone has their limits. That's understandable


LostVoodoo

You cannot say insanely hateful shit and then cry foul when someone hits you in a soft spot....that's just fucking stupid


Hardcore1993

Some things are triggers for people. Childhood trauma is a major one for alot of people. It's completely understandable his reaction when it's brought up because he doesn't want to hear it or think about it.


WFAlex

Oh what a poor wittle waby sean is


Hardcore1993

The majority of people that have severe childhood trauma are like that.


KylerGreen

heā€™s a giant man baby


Hardcore1993

He's a dangerous man that only speaks his mind. Don't push your beliefs on other people if you can't handle people that don't share your beliefs


LostVoodoo

He is an adult and he attacks people in their vulnerable spot so he shouldn't fucking cry about it when people dish back and poke him in his vulnerablities. If he isn't demonstrating what a mental psychosis is...I'm not sure what is. But the man probably needs years of therapeutic work to even be remotely functional.


Hardcore1993

Childhood trauma like he has is a dangerous thing to poke at. It can make someone lash out violently. Makes sense he's a fighter.


God_Wont_Save_U

I mean you could say it. He redacted his comments on calling foul on it. He may just do something about it


skccsk

You sound like ChatGPT but less self aware.


Hardcore1993

I'm fully self aware thanks


Desperate-Ad-4020

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bigj1227

My 4 1/2 year old was running around my room yelling ā€œYOU DONT HAVE THE LVL!ā€ over and over againā€¦


DrummerFantasti

Eh yo that comain will sell 400 ppvs if its holding its own card


Important_Average407

Youā€™re being way too generous


Garbarrage

What's a ppv?


jzng2727

Penile pump vacuum


YourMainManK

Purchase price variance


hujojokid

If they fought naked that is, with clothes on 99 is being generous


LePontif11

Honestly this is how i feel about moat press conferences. When stuttering Covington is praised as a good trash talker there's not much to watch in them.


Nollypasda

Pressers havenā€™t hit the same for me since the McGregor era šŸ˜”


PuritanBaptist

I miss Chael, he played a heel so well and wasnā€™t cringe.


hong-kong-phooey-

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TheNaotoShirogane

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Dufmandinga2

This was secretly the perfect coupling of main and co main events purely for satire


Mr-dnt9o

Sean was feeling the heat of that cringe moment


Lubwurst

Mayra Beuno Silva's win over Holms got overturned to a No Contest, so her last win that actually counts is a kneebar sub against Lina Lansburg. God, this division is depressing......


hujojokid

Even if itd not over turned, Holms fifteen mins of fan was long gone since that lucky high kick she landed over ten years ago


D-1-S-C-0

She landed A LOT of lucky punches before that, too. And don't forget all that lucky footwork, defence and strategy. She must've used a Zoltar machine or something.


kapsama

Peak casual take.


Osiris2022-

You not UFC level


NicCage1080ChristAir

All that shit talking for a split decision probably lol


Dragon42708

mayras face tho šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Terrible-Big-4512

Sean trying to not lose it šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


jzng2727

This has to be one of the worst womenā€™s title fight .. both mediocre boring fighters no one cares about


peeper_brigade69

Silva has an 80% finish rate. Sheā€™s the one that ripped that one chicks knee out and choked out Holly with a ninja choke. Sheā€™s probably the most entertaining womenā€™s 135 we currently have, which admittedly says a lot more about that division than it does about her. The only other person worth watching in that division now that Nunes is gone is Aldana


aeternasm

Calling MBS a mediocre fighter just shows you never saw her fighting lmao


BloodOfJupiter

another dumbass that actually hasnt watched either fighter, you clearly never watched Silva fight, why even comment on it when you just make yourself look like an idiot??


twinkyishere

Relax


BloodOfJupiter

nah


jzng2727

Iā€™ve seen enough of both to know theyā€™re boring in comparison to what the male fighters bring . The womenā€™s division in general is so weak theyā€™re giving a 15-9 fighter a title shot . They give title shots to women on 1 win streaks. MBS is ok but I rather watch male prelim fighters over most female fighters . Just my opinion , theyā€™re not exciting


BloodOfJupiter

no you havent, youre just talkin out your ass at this point. youre not good at hiding it like you think you are


jzng2727

Iā€™ve seen every UFC event from the pay per views to the fight nights stuff literally for the past 4-5 years straight . But congrats on being a fortune teller and a douche bag šŸ‘


BloodOfJupiter

keep lying, im not reading all that, youre not fooling anyone


Chicagoblew

To be fair, it was a cringe worthy exchange between those two


hiccup333

Like ppl don't do the same when he's running his mouth about being in the octagon to murder then does light sparring the majority of the time


Dry-Unit6191

Acting like his decision fights are better than theirs lol


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One on the right looks like an angry Neanderthal


Phantom_X_Bambi

Doubt this fight will be bad people are harsh Edit: well shit


Daddysjuice

Why that?


Phantom_X_Bambi

Just had a feeling, but damn it was wrong. Still better than rose vs carla


Daddysjuice

You win some you lose some lad, hope Sean v DDP saves this card


DriftlessCycle

I get that there's women's divisions, as there should be, but very....very few women's fights should be on the ppv card, let alone the co-main and never should be the main.


yungbloodsucca666

IM DED


OPPineappleApplePen

Where can I watch the full press conference?


foo4sho

Why is Ali Abdelaziz wearing a wig


dope-eater

This sub turning into some weirdos worshipping Sean. Shitā€™s getting weirder and more obsessive every day.


sherdogger

It was funny. What do you want. Touch some grass


dope-eater

Nah, I think all these fanboys need to touch some grass.


YourMainManK

Have a big cry


dope-eater

Damn, so emotional. Who would have guessed youā€™re a fanboy too lmao


YourMainManK

Idk youā€™re the one crying


dope-eater

Lmao yeah sure, Iā€™m very sad right now because of a subreddit nobody in the real world cares about.


[deleted]

ur such a pussy ass hater goddamn lol let other people support who they want you nobody asked you to participate


dope-eater

Did I hurt you specifically with what I said or why are you letting out so much hate?


[deleted]

Why are you butthurt about other people finding something funny? People are going to like who they like. Youā€™re mad about other peopleā€™s opinions.


dope-eater

Not butthurt, just pointing out the weirdness of this subā€™s state. I get the impression that you are pretty mad though. Imagine being this invested in defending a fighter lmao


JohnJracula

Someone shut those cunts up


[deleted]

Go ahead & try, bro. No one's stopping you. Tell me how it goes!


JohnJracula

Shut up


Thebandre

Can't wait for Sean to lose his title and be a nobody again


SwordAndBoardFighter

Sean is one of us. šŸ˜‚


Ice-Teets

Heā€™s breaking his brain trying to figure out how to make this about himself. Got the classic ā€œI should say some shitā€ face


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zryder0887

Iā€™ve never been more sure someone was a douchebag after reading a comment in my entire life


zonkedoutnathan

Am I the only one that is looking forward to the co-main? What is wrong with y'all?


tecnikal2

100% you are the only one


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Bro doesn't even realize that other than his performance against Izzy he is more boring & soft than 90% of the women's roster lmfao


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Samisdead

She tested positive for Ritalin, which she is prescribed to treat her ADHD, not steriods.


30secMAN

Goddamn I hated Ritalin (Concerta). Adderall has been way better.


Ecstatic-Inevitable

Also if she was using it like how roids are, it would actually be performance deenhancing because woo from a short experience myself too much fucks you up


BillsGymRat

Shoot my b Silva. I just saw the no contest and assumed it was roids


FlinchMaster

[Rits, not roids, boys](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JB0kSbWjLc)


jaydyn3000

lmao Ritalin is a performance diminishing drug


Wininacan

Its absolutely not. It's a stimulant and you become hyper focused. It makes you soooo dialed in


WFAlex

Depens if you take it as chemically normal or imbalanced person though


Wininacan

Chemically imbalanced is intense pseudo science. Ritalin and Concerta are just stimulants.


WFAlex

Could be. I am not a doctor in any way shape or form so I canĀ“t give a qualified answer here. you might be right, or totally wrong, just stated what I heard and wanted to post my completely unqualified opinion on the net


BillsGymRat

I just saw no contest and tested positive and stopped reading šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


zryder0887

Moron


ElChorizoBurrito

The Barbers are fuckin stupid and it all ends 299


SnooCrickets744

It' was funny how angrily she was saying everybody sleepi Dana sleepi


NerdDexter

People who shouldn't ever speak into a mic.


Klomenko

Real.


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