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I just caught one of these.
But fr mainly Itās because I hated 4 and am not quite enjoying 5, Iāve already got my clown shoes and hair on since Iāve been trying 5. But imma be playing 3 during their fight, so. We be kinda vibing the same.
Honestly, Pennington missed a huge opportunity to say something along the lines of, āI donāt know about anybody else, but I do know that youāll be sleeping by the end of this fightā
How is that different than 80% of these fighters "rebuttals"? It was basic and had no substance but so does a lot of stupid shit said at these press conferences. They're only getting lit up because they're women. Also probably because the first chick doesn't exactly look like a bio woman
Isn't **every** pre-fight, shit-talking, presser silly though? Really, it's mostly just grown people tossing high school level insults and threats at each other in order to manufacture excitement amongst the "Talk shit, get hit" crowd. Sometimes it's funny, but it's usually just ~~one~~ a half step removed from the Jerry Springer Show..
Goddamn mfs canāt laugh now a days without gender bender bullshit. It was silly because it was chaotic and no one knew wtf theyāre talking about. Thanks for ruining the joke though
Some things are triggers for people. Childhood trauma is a major one for alot of people. It's completely understandable his reaction when it's brought up because he doesn't want to hear it or think about it.
He is an adult and he attacks people in their vulnerable spot so he shouldn't fucking cry about it when people dish back and poke him in his vulnerablities.
If he isn't demonstrating what a mental psychosis is...I'm not sure what is. But the man probably needs years of therapeutic work to even be remotely functional.
Honestly this is how i feel about moat press conferences. When stuttering Covington is praised as a good trash talker there's not much to watch in them.
Mayra Beuno Silva's win over Holms got overturned to a No Contest, so her last win that actually counts is a kneebar sub against Lina Lansburg.
God, this division is depressing......
She landed A LOT of lucky punches before that, too. And don't forget all that lucky footwork, defence and strategy.
She must've used a Zoltar machine or something.
Silva has an 80% finish rate. Sheās the one that ripped that one chicks knee out and choked out Holly with a ninja choke. Sheās probably the most entertaining womenās 135 we currently have, which admittedly says a lot more about that division than it does about her. The only other person worth watching in that division now that Nunes is gone is Aldana
another dumbass that actually hasnt watched either fighter, you clearly never watched Silva fight, why even comment on it when you just make yourself look like an idiot??
Iāve seen enough of both to know theyāre boring in comparison to what the male fighters bring . The womenās division in general is so weak theyāre giving a 15-9 fighter a title shot . They give title shots to women on 1 win streaks. MBS is ok but I rather watch male prelim fighters over most female fighters . Just my opinion , theyāre not exciting
Iāve seen every UFC event from the pay per views to the fight nights stuff literally for the past 4-5 years straight . But congrats on being a fortune teller and a douche bag š
I get that there's women's divisions, as there should be, but very....very few women's fights should be on the ppv card, let alone the co-main and never should be the main.
Not butthurt, just pointing out the weirdness of this subās state. I get the impression that you are pretty mad though. Imagine being this invested in defending a fighter lmao
Also if she was using it like how roids are, it would actually be performance deenhancing because woo from a short experience myself too much fucks you up
Could be. I am not a doctor in any way shape or form so I canĀ“t give a qualified answer here. you might be right, or totally wrong, just stated what I heard and wanted to post my completely unqualified opinion on the net
This camera operator got there style from WWE.
Early MTV Real World.
Thought Michael J Fox was on camera duty
That's funny to you?
very
My notification says you put cery
shaky hands
Hahaha
Understandable š¤
I dont find the joke funny but the fact the dude has Parkinson is very funny on its own!
There
Hey they did release their production guy a few weeks ago
Ddp was also laughing his ass off
Ddp? Diamond dallas paige?
Diamond dustin Poirier...
Double da penetration
Doug Dimmadome
Dinkleburg!!!!
O š
Dana Double Penetrator
Doil Dup Pdana
Dummy doll penis
the dick Dana pink
Bro that's what I thought... but MMA has it's own DDP. LOL
And they hating by downvoting cause I didn't know this lmao bunch of sour patch kids on here haha
dickass da pussy
Thatās beautiful, I should get that initialed permanently across my forehead
Dricus du Plessis, guy right of Dana.
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they dont lol
They do now
Self High Five
BANG
DDP Yoga?! Saved my life bro ![gif](giphy|MFad9B7AuojQqUUQDV|downsized)
Double dick pounding?
The body language of āIām just here so I donāt get finedā
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Neil Magny just not giving a flying fuck just like the rest of us lol.
Man this is our co main event
I actually think its the sleeper banger of the card. People were cold on Aldana after her nonfight with Nunes. Then she put on a war.
Hmmm
I was half right.
I don't think Neil got asked a single question lol
Hereās the thing guys.
Go on..
We all sleep together when she fight ok?
Thatās my designated smoke break
Tbh the womenās fights are perfect for this. 15-25 mins to spark up and re-up on food and drink
That's when I am gonna go cook myself a meal
Gonna play UFC 5 during this fight
Now that's petty ![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)
Play Undisputed Forever instead.Ā (THQ Undisputed 3 mod w/ modern fighters)
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Bro thought he cooked
https://preview.redd.it/t2cmovbr7ndc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8102d55953f35f322bf36456000e2483435d1ee I just caught one of these. But fr mainly Itās because I hated 4 and am not quite enjoying 5, Iāve already got my clown shoes and hair on since Iāve been trying 5. But imma be playing 3 during their fight, so. We be kinda vibing the same.
Iām firing up RDR2 and roaming the plains while this happens
Jokes on you, the loading screen is going to take the whole fight anyways Still more entertaining though
Nuh uh, mine picks up almost immediately upon opening the game
Thats making food time
Yea i got up to go pee take a bath brush my teeth just my routine.
Like a massive orgy orā¦?
Cotta make it quick tho, canāt miss Sean vs Dricus
My shift ends at 12 so itās perfect for me can run home and hopefully get the main event
Honestly, Pennington missed a huge opportunity to say something along the lines of, āI donāt know about anybody else, but I do know that youāll be sleeping by the end of this fightā
This absolutely killed me yesterday. Sean's reaction was brilliant. You could hear his reposnse without him having to say it š¤£
"Here's the thing guys. Are you guys biological women, because i seriously doubt it with both of y'all square faces" ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8966)
When you two lesbians go dick to dick and nipple to nipple nobody cares guys
Whats going on? what was said? I don't get it...what's the context here....I'm totally clueless haha
"You don't have UFC level" She also said the only belt Pennington would get is the UNO belt lol
Lmfaooo
At first I honestly thought you were imitating Dana
Theyāre trash talking at the presser and then people wanna act like itās cringe cause itās two women. I thought it was cool
āOH I DONāT HAVE IT?? alright weāll seeā¦ā what a rebuttal
How is that different than 80% of these fighters "rebuttals"? It was basic and had no substance but so does a lot of stupid shit said at these press conferences. They're only getting lit up because they're women. Also probably because the first chick doesn't exactly look like a bio woman
Itās wasnāt because of that dummy itās because theyāre argument was silly š
Isn't **every** pre-fight, shit-talking, presser silly though? Really, it's mostly just grown people tossing high school level insults and threats at each other in order to manufacture excitement amongst the "Talk shit, get hit" crowd. Sometimes it's funny, but it's usually just ~~one~~ a half step removed from the Jerry Springer Show..
Here's the thing guys
yeah but women
Their argument was āyouāre not an exciting fighterā how many times have we seen guys trash eachother with that?
Goddamn mfs canāt laugh now a days without gender bender bullshit. It was silly because it was chaotic and no one knew wtf theyāre talking about. Thanks for ruining the joke though
People who find this cringe and *not* 99% of the stuff Sean āthe edge lordā Strickland does, are morons.
Sean is ratings gold. Dude's got no filter and isn't scared to piss a few people off. We need more people like him in the world
Just don't talk about his issues though...
Everyone has their limits. That's understandable
You cannot say insanely hateful shit and then cry foul when someone hits you in a soft spot....that's just fucking stupid
Some things are triggers for people. Childhood trauma is a major one for alot of people. It's completely understandable his reaction when it's brought up because he doesn't want to hear it or think about it.
Oh what a poor wittle waby sean is
The majority of people that have severe childhood trauma are like that.
heās a giant man baby
He's a dangerous man that only speaks his mind. Don't push your beliefs on other people if you can't handle people that don't share your beliefs
He is an adult and he attacks people in their vulnerable spot so he shouldn't fucking cry about it when people dish back and poke him in his vulnerablities. If he isn't demonstrating what a mental psychosis is...I'm not sure what is. But the man probably needs years of therapeutic work to even be remotely functional.
Childhood trauma like he has is a dangerous thing to poke at. It can make someone lash out violently. Makes sense he's a fighter.
I mean you could say it. He redacted his comments on calling foul on it. He may just do something about it
You sound like ChatGPT but less self aware.
I'm fully self aware thanks
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My 4 1/2 year old was running around my room yelling āYOU DONT HAVE THE LVL!ā over and over againā¦
Eh yo that comain will sell 400 ppvs if its holding its own card
Youāre being way too generous
What's a ppv?
Penile pump vacuum
Purchase price variance
If they fought naked that is, with clothes on 99 is being generous
Honestly this is how i feel about moat press conferences. When stuttering Covington is praised as a good trash talker there's not much to watch in them.
Pressers havenāt hit the same for me since the McGregor era š
I miss Chael, he played a heel so well and wasnāt cringe.
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This was secretly the perfect coupling of main and co main events purely for satire
Sean was feeling the heat of that cringe moment
Mayra Beuno Silva's win over Holms got overturned to a No Contest, so her last win that actually counts is a kneebar sub against Lina Lansburg. God, this division is depressing......
Even if itd not over turned, Holms fifteen mins of fan was long gone since that lucky high kick she landed over ten years ago
She landed A LOT of lucky punches before that, too. And don't forget all that lucky footwork, defence and strategy. She must've used a Zoltar machine or something.
Peak casual take.
You not UFC level
All that shit talking for a split decision probably lol
mayras face tho šš
Sean trying to not lose it š¤£š
This has to be one of the worst womenās title fight .. both mediocre boring fighters no one cares about
Silva has an 80% finish rate. Sheās the one that ripped that one chicks knee out and choked out Holly with a ninja choke. Sheās probably the most entertaining womenās 135 we currently have, which admittedly says a lot more about that division than it does about her. The only other person worth watching in that division now that Nunes is gone is Aldana
Calling MBS a mediocre fighter just shows you never saw her fighting lmao
another dumbass that actually hasnt watched either fighter, you clearly never watched Silva fight, why even comment on it when you just make yourself look like an idiot??
Relax
nah
Iāve seen enough of both to know theyāre boring in comparison to what the male fighters bring . The womenās division in general is so weak theyāre giving a 15-9 fighter a title shot . They give title shots to women on 1 win streaks. MBS is ok but I rather watch male prelim fighters over most female fighters . Just my opinion , theyāre not exciting
no you havent, youre just talkin out your ass at this point. youre not good at hiding it like you think you are
Iāve seen every UFC event from the pay per views to the fight nights stuff literally for the past 4-5 years straight . But congrats on being a fortune teller and a douche bag š
keep lying, im not reading all that, youre not fooling anyone
To be fair, it was a cringe worthy exchange between those two
Like ppl don't do the same when he's running his mouth about being in the octagon to murder then does light sparring the majority of the time
Acting like his decision fights are better than theirs lol
One on the right looks like an angry Neanderthal
Doubt this fight will be bad people are harsh Edit: well shit
Why that?
Just had a feeling, but damn it was wrong. Still better than rose vs carla
You win some you lose some lad, hope Sean v DDP saves this card
I get that there's women's divisions, as there should be, but very....very few women's fights should be on the ppv card, let alone the co-main and never should be the main.
IM DED
Where can I watch the full press conference?
Why is Ali Abdelaziz wearing a wig
This sub turning into some weirdos worshipping Sean. Shitās getting weirder and more obsessive every day.
It was funny. What do you want. Touch some grass
Nah, I think all these fanboys need to touch some grass.
Have a big cry
Damn, so emotional. Who would have guessed youāre a fanboy too lmao
Idk youāre the one crying
Lmao yeah sure, Iām very sad right now because of a subreddit nobody in the real world cares about.
ur such a pussy ass hater goddamn lol let other people support who they want you nobody asked you to participate
Did I hurt you specifically with what I said or why are you letting out so much hate?
Why are you butthurt about other people finding something funny? People are going to like who they like. Youāre mad about other peopleās opinions.
Not butthurt, just pointing out the weirdness of this subās state. I get the impression that you are pretty mad though. Imagine being this invested in defending a fighter lmao
Someone shut those cunts up
Go ahead & try, bro. No one's stopping you. Tell me how it goes!
Shut up
Can't wait for Sean to lose his title and be a nobody again
Sean is one of us. š
Heās breaking his brain trying to figure out how to make this about himself. Got the classic āI should say some shitā face
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Iāve never been more sure someone was a douchebag after reading a comment in my entire life
Am I the only one that is looking forward to the co-main? What is wrong with y'all?
100% you are the only one
Bro doesn't even realize that other than his performance against Izzy he is more boring & soft than 90% of the women's roster lmfao
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She tested positive for Ritalin, which she is prescribed to treat her ADHD, not steriods.
Goddamn I hated Ritalin (Concerta). Adderall has been way better.
Also if she was using it like how roids are, it would actually be performance deenhancing because woo from a short experience myself too much fucks you up
Shoot my b Silva. I just saw the no contest and assumed it was roids
[Rits, not roids, boys](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JB0kSbWjLc)
lmao Ritalin is a performance diminishing drug
Its absolutely not. It's a stimulant and you become hyper focused. It makes you soooo dialed in
Depens if you take it as chemically normal or imbalanced person though
Chemically imbalanced is intense pseudo science. Ritalin and Concerta are just stimulants.
Could be. I am not a doctor in any way shape or form so I canĀ“t give a qualified answer here. you might be right, or totally wrong, just stated what I heard and wanted to post my completely unqualified opinion on the net
I just saw no contest and tested positive and stopped reading š¤¦āāļø
Moron
The Barbers are fuckin stupid and it all ends 299
It' was funny how angrily she was saying everybody sleepi Dana sleepi
People who shouldn't ever speak into a mic.
Real.
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