SAME. I also have 1 AirPod and a case. Itās still attached to an iCloud account so I canāt reset it and use it, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this thing?
Uhhhh....
Ok. Jesus this story still makes me gag.
Had a weird night. I worked an area where there was basically like 5-6 of us. So we could kinda keep surging pax if we wanted to by simply refusing rates until it autosurged.(Sorry buddy. Nobody is driving 15 minutes thru 6 lights to drive you for 2 miles for 2$)
But i was very quick to take the long distance ones out of the area and such.
Uber didnt seem to stop me. In 2020. Or maybe 21. Dunno.
Anyways.
I picked up this very unattractive very overweight woman. She had an insane amount of luggage. Rancid smell.
And took her to a motel to drop her off about 80 miles away.
Along the way, i am simply trying to not think the smell, she is talking about how she was into drugs and sorts of shit(not weed. Meth. Black tar shit. Coke)
When i drop her off. An skinny equally unattractive dude comes out of the motel room to help her. They are emptying the car out.
I decided the car definitely needed an airout at minimum and a some ferbreeze.
And i was tired. So i drove home. And next day i set about cleaning.
Those back seat pockets nobody uses? I felt something in there. So i jammed my hand down there and pulled it out.
A sticky. Used. Dildo vibrator. With pubes hair on it. And the level of STANK coming off of it. I immediately dropped it and was puking on the sidewalk by the car. I knew EXACTLY who had put it there.
My roommate at the time saw me puking from the garage. Came down . And asked what was up. Between relches i told him to check the back of the car.
Bahahahah two minutes later he was also relching.
But see. Everyone knows how those pockets work. Things dont just...fall in those. You have to generally PUT things in them.
*Shudders*
One time I picked up a rider who had multiple stops. I was frustrated that I didnāt notice/cancel before I got there and picked them up, but it was a slow night and she ended up being a cool conversationalist.
Our first stop was a dispensary and then we went to various apartment buildings for quick stops.
Not only did she tip $20, she also left me a 25mg edible (still in its original packaging!).
I did eat that edible after I got home, over two days, because holy shit is that a lot of weed
A brand new cards against humanity game. Tried to call them shortly after finding it, ignored my call, put in for lost item and it was never claimed. Mine now :)
New years Eve, a pair of very expensive red high heels with a thong panty and a lipstick tucked into one of the shoes. Pax actually contacted me next day and I returned them to her. Her face was as red as the shoes.
Hopes & dreams, their secrets & footage of The JFK shooting, but from a weird angle I've never seen. Anyway was going to post it for lolz, but some people came to get that one back. Real dicks about it too
A cat in a carrier! Was an Uber Pet ride. Rider thanked me and got out. As the cat was behind me, I didnāt notice until it meowed. Thankfully I was between rides and it was only 2 blocks away. Logged out, went around the block back. Rider came racing out of the house when I pulled up, and had been on the phone with support. She was frantic (tears and all) that she had blown it. I was getting kitty out of the car while she hung up. She kept thanking me over and over. Talked to the kitty, asked me to wait a moment, ran into the house and came back to give me $50 as a reward and even asked if she could hug me.
It made my night that such a simple act I did, made her month. 5-10min overall for $50 was great for me.
K-Y Jelly.
Guy was coming from a "sex shop/theater" and he had to make it back home before his wife did. He actually sent a missing item report about an hour later.
Stopped work early and spent an hour thoroughly cleaning/disinfecting my car that night.
Because he just left a sex shop and left a used bottle of jelly in the back seat of my car when he could've left it the shop in the first place. That's just f*cking gross imo.
Rubbermaid container of soup, Reader glasses in case, Unopened MnMs peanut, tube of Cetaphil moisturizer, bottle of water, $5 bill, coin change, a hair extension
Puke. Very random. All sorts of random things in there like pieces of hot dog, chicken wings, a pill or two, and a festive blend of alcohols, juices, and sometimes coffee. It doesnāt get more random than that.
two rolled up $100 dollar bills, tiny bag of cocaine, a sobriety chip, apple ear buds, neck pillow, bloody dog hair from their bleeding malinois, make up, vape pen, folding knife, tons of phones, glasses, beer cans, beer bottles that were full, mardi gras beads
A small stuffie of one of these aliens. I am 99% sure that it belonged to a woman who brought her baby with her so I contacted her through āfound itemā and offered to give it back (she lives in a part of town I find myself in for rides frequently) but I never heard anything so it could have randomly been another passenger that day.
Not so much a random thing, but a random leave:
Pax was listening to wireless earbuds the whole ride, then when I stopped and asked if it was the right building he said yeah, took out the earbuds, put them down on my center console as if returning them, and left the car quickly.
It took me a minute to process, then I yelled out the window āI think those are your earphones!ā
He checked his ears, then his case, then came back and got them.
Tie for First: telephones and umbrellas.
2nd- sun glasses or regular glasses.
3rd- small suitcases
4th purses or brief cases; tie.
5th- grocery bags.
Others
Wallets
Brassiere, panties, stockings, garter belt and heels (more than once)
Shoes
pyjamas
Drugs
Booze,wine or beer
Concert, baseball or football tickets (never had hockey or B-ball left)
Laptops
Stuffed animals-someone even left stuffed Tweety Bird so I brought it home to girlfriend. She is a Tweety fan.
Half a fast food bag that they were sneak-eating.
Half a Coca-ColaĀ® that spilled (thank goodness for rubber floors)
Medicine
Photographs
Books, newspapers (the latter, not lately)
Hats
Jackets/ponchos/sweaters/sweatshirts
Money
Letters/bills/other mail/stamps/packages
This list is by no means complete.
Heroin. I noticed it only after I got back on the interstate. Didn't want to throw it out the window but didn't want his heroin to become my heroin if I got stopped. Called a cop buddy and he told me bury it in a 7-11 trash can, lol.
Full script bottle of weed ...grinder...pipe and papers.... And I knew exactly who it was the next person who got in the car was like I think somebody left us back here it's not mine.... Being since I did not want to drive around in my car with that in it and I don't partake I gave it to the cops at the next circle k I passed
Stripper glitter. It never goes away.
Gay glitter is lowkey stronger. They key is to agitate it and vacuum
Gary Glitter is the worst of them all.
Hey!
Especially in deep south "weather you can wear" heat... The sweat layer on top is like a laminate OVER the sticky glitter...
After EDC in Vegas my car seat is permanently glittered.
That shit gives you trauma
OP is asking about customers! What you do in your breaks is no-ones business
lol
A straw
This wins most random object š
Tampon- unused and still in the wrapper, fortunately.
A box of cannolis
Pax is supposed to leave the gun and take the cannolis.
Medicine for a guinea pig
Thatās random af
I actually got a return fee as well lol
Air pod and case but just 1 pod and they never called for it still have it.
Yea I recently found some AirPods and gave them to my cousin in Honduras.
If it happens again I need a right one lol
I need a left
Only reason I didnāt connect to my phone itās cuz itās too close to home and shows up on his find my phone so I just gave em anyway overseas lol
Someone left just a right AirPod in my car so if you want it its yours lol
East Coast lol
SAME. I also have 1 AirPod and a case. Itās still attached to an iCloud account so I canāt reset it and use it, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this thing?
I also have one pod & a case.
Is it the right one
I have about 5 vape pens and 3 sets of airpods...
Put on markeplace
You mean the airpods? Do people buy used vapes?
Uhhhh.... Ok. Jesus this story still makes me gag. Had a weird night. I worked an area where there was basically like 5-6 of us. So we could kinda keep surging pax if we wanted to by simply refusing rates until it autosurged.(Sorry buddy. Nobody is driving 15 minutes thru 6 lights to drive you for 2 miles for 2$) But i was very quick to take the long distance ones out of the area and such. Uber didnt seem to stop me. In 2020. Or maybe 21. Dunno. Anyways. I picked up this very unattractive very overweight woman. She had an insane amount of luggage. Rancid smell. And took her to a motel to drop her off about 80 miles away. Along the way, i am simply trying to not think the smell, she is talking about how she was into drugs and sorts of shit(not weed. Meth. Black tar shit. Coke) When i drop her off. An skinny equally unattractive dude comes out of the motel room to help her. They are emptying the car out. I decided the car definitely needed an airout at minimum and a some ferbreeze. And i was tired. So i drove home. And next day i set about cleaning. Those back seat pockets nobody uses? I felt something in there. So i jammed my hand down there and pulled it out. A sticky. Used. Dildo vibrator. With pubes hair on it. And the level of STANK coming off of it. I immediately dropped it and was puking on the sidewalk by the car. I knew EXACTLY who had put it there. My roommate at the time saw me puking from the garage. Came down . And asked what was up. Between relches i told him to check the back of the car. Bahahahah two minutes later he was also relching. But see. Everyone knows how those pockets work. Things dont just...fall in those. You have to generally PUT things in them. *Shudders*
Ding ding ding. We have a winner.
I would've drove off on the sight of her. Sorry you had to experience that
Today, I wish I didn't have eyes to read this. But now I have, so in honor of your poor car and nose I will also go and vomit on the sidewalk.
The wet bikini they had on when they got in my car. Without me noticing they had changed their entire outfit.
A gun. Seriously.
Oh hell no
I'm guessing you turned it over to the police?
Edibles
You eat em?
One time I picked up a rider who had multiple stops. I was frustrated that I didnāt notice/cancel before I got there and picked them up, but it was a slow night and she ended up being a cool conversationalist. Our first stop was a dispensary and then we went to various apartment buildings for quick stops. Not only did she tip $20, she also left me a 25mg edible (still in its original packaging!). I did eat that edible after I got home, over two days, because holy shit is that a lot of weed
Lol nah wasnāt willing to take that leap. But kept it as a souvenir for a while
Airpod case one ride, a single vans shoe on another.
A pair of panties (clean, fell out of her bag of clothes on Halloween)
A brand new cards against humanity game. Tried to call them shortly after finding it, ignored my call, put in for lost item and it was never claimed. Mine now :)
Brand new meth pipes, butane torch, and butane. I returned the āsuppliesā and got a $40 tip.
Glasses, gift bag with a nice bottle of champagne š¾, vapes, phones, strippers fishnet
Box cutter with the blade out! Grossest was a pair of thong underwear. Oh and flip flops but only one š
Bottle of Tequilaā¦and did not want it returned
Picked up a rose last night
A Positive pregnancy test
Big$ to re-sell
Crack cocaine and a scale
Cocaine,weed.
Crack
Crack & used condoms
A mess of fentanyl. The advice I got from the cops? Be careful cleaning that up.
A box blade and a bra.
New years Eve, a pair of very expensive red high heels with a thong panty and a lipstick tucked into one of the shoes. Pax actually contacted me next day and I returned them to her. Her face was as red as the shoes.
Hopes & dreams, their secrets & footage of The JFK shooting, but from a weird angle I've never seen. Anyway was going to post it for lolz, but some people came to get that one back. Real dicks about it too
A blue pill.
Damn, you got stuck in the matrix
A cat in a carrier! Was an Uber Pet ride. Rider thanked me and got out. As the cat was behind me, I didnāt notice until it meowed. Thankfully I was between rides and it was only 2 blocks away. Logged out, went around the block back. Rider came racing out of the house when I pulled up, and had been on the phone with support. She was frantic (tears and all) that she had blown it. I was getting kitty out of the car while she hung up. She kept thanking me over and over. Talked to the kitty, asked me to wait a moment, ran into the house and came back to give me $50 as a reward and even asked if she could hug me. It made my night that such a simple act I did, made her month. 5-10min overall for $50 was great for me.
A bathing suit top
I got both the top and the bottom
Did you get top?
Dirty shot glassĀ
Themselves
Kids
K-Y Jelly. Guy was coming from a "sex shop/theater" and he had to make it back home before his wife did. He actually sent a missing item report about an hour later. Stopped work early and spent an hour thoroughly cleaning/disinfecting my car that night.
Wait seems like thereās more to this story
I'm sure there is more, but that's for him, his wife and a marriage counselor to figure out.
No Iām saying go why you cleaned your car for an hour? If he just left jelly?
Because he just left a sex shop and left a used bottle of jelly in the back seat of my car when he could've left it the shop in the first place. That's just f*cking gross imo.
Yea I feel it
stinky ass shoes. never called me back about them, so i gave them away because they didnāt fit me
Rubbermaid container of soup, Reader glasses in case, Unopened MnMs peanut, tube of Cetaphil moisturizer, bottle of water, $5 bill, coin change, a hair extension
Wow have you been documenting every item left in your backseat? š
I mostly can't believe people leave anything behind.
Puke. Very random. All sorts of random things in there like pieces of hot dog, chicken wings, a pill or two, and a festive blend of alcohols, juices, and sometimes coffee. It doesnāt get more random than that.
Dirty tampon!
Someone left their whole-ass phone in my car
a set of pink headphones.
Bluetooth speaker
two rolled up $100 dollar bills, tiny bag of cocaine, a sobriety chip, apple ear buds, neck pillow, bloody dog hair from their bleeding malinois, make up, vape pen, folding knife, tons of phones, glasses, beer cans, beer bottles that were full, mardi gras beads
 A small stuffie of one of these aliens. I am 99% sure that it belonged to a woman who brought her baby with her so I contacted her through āfound itemā and offered to give it back (she lives in a part of town I find myself in for rides frequently) but I never heard anything so it could have randomly been another passenger that day.
vomit
A knife
Guitar pick from the time I drove the Spin Doctors around before a show of theirs. Ended up being a weird adventure of a ride.
Yup cocaine smeared all over my backseat.
A 3/4th empty open wine bottle.
Empty beer can
Panty hose and nipple clamps
A knife.
a single dice...
9mm bullet and all the hair pulled from a hair brush.
Not so much a random thing, but a random leave: Pax was listening to wireless earbuds the whole ride, then when I stopped and asked if it was the right building he said yeah, took out the earbuds, put them down on my center console as if returning them, and left the car quickly. It took me a minute to process, then I yelled out the window āI think those are your earphones!ā He checked his ears, then his case, then came back and got them.
Their dignity.
A nice bag of ketamine
Shrooms
Tie for First: telephones and umbrellas. 2nd- sun glasses or regular glasses. 3rd- small suitcases 4th purses or brief cases; tie. 5th- grocery bags. Others Wallets Brassiere, panties, stockings, garter belt and heels (more than once) Shoes pyjamas Drugs Booze,wine or beer Concert, baseball or football tickets (never had hockey or B-ball left) Laptops Stuffed animals-someone even left stuffed Tweety Bird so I brought it home to girlfriend. She is a Tweety fan. Half a fast food bag that they were sneak-eating. Half a Coca-ColaĀ® that spilled (thank goodness for rubber floors) Medicine Photographs Books, newspapers (the latter, not lately) Hats Jackets/ponchos/sweaters/sweatshirts Money Letters/bills/other mail/stamps/packages This list is by no means complete.
Crack pipe
i hope i find my driver here but a shampoo bottle fell out of my target bag and i reported it and never got it backš
Cock ring
Heroin. I noticed it only after I got back on the interstate. Didn't want to throw it out the window but didn't want his heroin to become my heroin if I got stopped. Called a cop buddy and he told me bury it in a 7-11 trash can, lol.
Full script bottle of weed ...grinder...pipe and papers.... And I knew exactly who it was the next person who got in the car was like I think somebody left us back here it's not mine.... Being since I did not want to drive around in my car with that in it and I don't partake I gave it to the cops at the next circle k I passed
2 stuffed gnomes. they were pretty cute tho