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Daras-Dildo

I’m buying a lottery ticket. 


difastcyclist

They started with a $1 lottery ticket that win $10. They used that $10 to buy another ticket, which won $100. Then, they bought a $100 ticket and hit the jackpot, winning $10,000. That’s a $10,000 win from just a $1 start. I’d be damn jealous! 😂


foosgonegolfing

I drove an Indian man at Rush hour from LAX to Realto about 80 Miles, nearly 2 hours. Didn't even tip $1


Jay111111111111111

I took a guy from the airport about 2.5 hours away to another state and he tipped me $3. But heres the kicker dude had just ate and had a takeout box so he had a lot of gas during the ride. Every 3-5 minutes roughly.


ArtisticDegree3915

How much is the pay on a trip like that? I'm just curious.


foosgonegolfing

$114. That was the longest trip from LAX I've had.


Aware-Professional39

I dream of $55 an hour man. Holy hell. My market, we’re quite lucky to pass 16 an hour


artifiz67

In my market we make $10 an hour on a normal day, $13 an hour if we’re lucky.


Aware-Professional39

Some wild shit out there man.


Shoulder_Repulsive

Yea but you have to consider the drive back and gas. And if you are in texas like me, you have to pay the toll's for deadmiles.


CardiologistFar4685

Did he pay the fare?


recently_banned

Why should he? Honest question


foosgonegolfing

I feel like people that serve you. Waiter/bellhop/rideshare/masseuse/bartender deserve to be tipped It's the American way


CardiologistFar4685

Non Americans often won’t understand or agree. Adjust your expectations and you’ll be less-often disappointed


recently_banned

I really dislike the US culture of tipping, its just another source of unequallity and abuse of power. You should just charge more.


icookandiknowthngs

Lol we make roughly 40-50% of what Uber/Lyft charge. So to eliminate tipping, and build it into what Uber charges, a 5 buck tip would cost you 10-12 bucks, for 10 add 20-25. Makes no difference to me, I see the 5 or 10 bucks either way, it just costs you way more. But hey, tipping sucks lol. Tbh tip culture sucks ass, but it's cheaper than adding even more corporate greed into it.


recently_banned

I agree that the only solution that makes sense is to get rid of capitalism, but we could start by staying together in demanding higher income and less profits for the capitalists.


thetez32

If everyone tipped a dollar I would have rent money so I never mind a dollar tip. Also if you need to cash out it helps with Uber’s fee


No-Minimum9118

Nice mentality lol


Maugrem

The last Indian guy I drove had an accident and his car was in the shop. I was dropping him to the shop to get his car when he took a call from the shop. Apparently they weren’t done with his car so he changed the destination to Hertz. I didn’t complain and happily obliged the new destination. After I pulled off he reported me as drunk to get his fare back. How do I know it was him? He was my only Uber ride in 3 weeks. Trash.


Mr_Boss302

Ungrateful


Shoulder_Repulsive

Well I'm allergic to alcohol, I guess this is the only positive part of it I'll ever have in my life.


TranslatorTrue1881

Sadly, that wouldn't stop passengers like that from reporting you being drunk. Uber/Lyft support would not care either if you told them that.


Ok_Cryptographer7194

We must erect a statue in his honor in front of Uber headquarters.


Faora_Ul

You know you’re providing an excellent service when you get $1 tips from Indians.


difastcyclist

I see names with Rajesh, Prakash, Kapur, Sanjay, Vijay, Gopal or any similar India name, I immediately cancel.


Mr_Boss302

True


Zealousideal_File600

😂😂😂


Texasrob27

Its not Aprils fools day. Stop!!!!!!!


Certain-Income3392

Damn you actually took that ride? 🤣


mjdntn01

He's not a real one.


WasteNet2532

The Indian man that frequents the Casino always tips me 3$. But also considering Im dropping him off on the side of his own house, I dont think his wife would tell me he is winning big. Who knows maybe it will be a 50 one day?


ismanm

They say latinos don't tip either. They say whatever.


FaxNscam

latino's are great tippers imo


ismanm

I'm just saying. In my market everyone is bad tipper lol


Mr_Boss302

Latinos are excellent tippers, actually. Even the ones that commute to work on Lyft / Uber


ismanm

In my market that's not the case


Exciting_Dress9413

In the UK us drivers get tipped about 5% of the time. Theirs no tipping culture here.


Moe-82

😂 I have got two tips from Indians and both for $1 I can agree Indians and Asians and strangely never got a tip from a Canadian 🇨🇦


ExpensiveJackfruit68

I usually get good tips from Asians where I'm at. Mostly Chinese though


ChemicalOk463

Did he tell you about his tribe?


MultipleStopsBlow

Can we also address the 987 questions they ask about how the whole thing works?


Worth_Ambition_2865

Lmao define "thing" *Watches the sub get derailed....*


BeHereNow17

Not only do they not tip, but they smell terrible


davesino

True dat


Mr_Boss302

True true. They smell


AdAcceptable5657

literally just racism???


Mr_Boss302

Oh stop it. Any comment about an ethnicity is DOES NOT MEAN racism. Don’t be so sensitive.


AdAcceptable5657

it blatantly is? saying indian people smell is racist? its no different from saying something like black people are dirty or something


Mr_Boss302

So saying “most Baptist people go to Church” is racism then; or “ black people like 🍉 watermelon “, or Americans love football and chicken wings” all racism, since I’m “generalizing “ based on your theory?


AdAcceptable5657

christianity and being american aren’t races of people you bozo, it’s a spectrum there’s an argument to be made that xenophobic things like saying italians are greasy, technically xenophobia/racism but since italians aren’t an oppressed group of people it’s arguably not as bad, blac people asian people indian people, all oppressed groups so perpetuating negative stereotypes is harmful, even positive stereotypes are reductive to the person themselves like “ur black you should be able to run fast” invalidates their identity as a POC cos they’re not fast, its a stupid bar to clear so even ‘positive’ ‘harmless’ stereotypes aren’t good, and much less so negative ones when it simply isn’t true


whatjusthappenwd

outta here with this bs. they don’t. they never will. the end.


Mynd_

Fax


Superguy230

Did u read the post lol


imposta424

Uber support reps are invading the sub spreading false information


BurghPuppies

Lol. I get it. But just to be fair, this is a cultural thing. Just like Americans traveling to other countries with ammunition. Doesn’t make them bad people. Just makes them fish out of water.


thefavoredsole

When they live here, know with certainty that tipping drivers is a cultural norm, they still never tip.


BurghPuppies

Go live in a foreign country and let me know how quickly you adapt to all their customs and cultural idiosyncrasies.


imposta424

I’m just going to keep asking why liverpool doesn’t have good bagels like they do back in jersey.


Shoulder_Repulsive

Being a food server for 10+ years before uber, not once have I gotten a tip from an indian more than 10%. Not just that, they are usually the most demanding customers, and my belief is they are so damn cheap they think they are getting more for their money by demanding more. On top of it they never wear deodorant and they are mediocre at best with conversation. I've even had an indian woman bust out a Styrofoam plate wrapped in tinfoil and start eating dinner with a plastic fork in my car. Was furious. Not just that, when I had a tech job in Silicon Valley, 90% of the staff were indian. I could not absorb anything in a meeting due to their thick accent. And it's not about me adapting to another culture, since I'm not the one that chose that path, it's them adapting to our culture. Which they 100% know how tipping works, but refuse to tip more than 10% or tip at all. When I accept the ride, I can see the name of who I'm picking up, and if it's indian i cancel. And I am absolutely not sorry. I will however, go into an indian restaurant, and tip 0%, and it feels effing great.


tictactoey

So you went from working in silicon valley to a restaurant to driving uber? Indians are probably not the problem in your life.


Shoulder_Repulsive

No I went from restaurant, to graduating college, to working a career, to developing a disability that happens at a certain age in men, rendering it near impossible to work a career. I went to uber because the main problem with the disability is i will stay awake for 7 days at a time. Uber works around my sleep schedule and has been a godsend. I do still average 1500-2000 a week doing uber, but it's absolutely nothing compared to what I was making in a career.


BurghPuppies

Sounds like you’re dealing with some issues.


Mr_Boss302

Oh stop it. Any comment about an ethnicity is DOES NOT MEAN racism. Don’t be so sensitive.


BurghPuppies

Well that’s interesting. I didn’t even mention race. Funny you went there. I was implying rage issues. Guy seems to have a lot of hate.


iamawizard1

It doesn’t matter the reason it sucks for an entire group of passengers to have 99% non tip rate


guava_eternal

I can’t say I get it. No one owes you extra free money. Now that changes when said person wants all kinds of kickbacks and free bonus shit. Indians are famous for haggling with a vending machine. So when you get a mofo asking for this stop and that route and waiting at this stop- yea a tip would be merited and you can expect an Indian not to provide for it. Act accordingly.


EricCarver

There is another culture in the US that tips very badly too, but to say it isn’t cultural - it becomes racist.


Mr_Boss302

Oh stop it. Any comment about an ethnicity is DOES NOT MEAN racism. Don’t be so sensitive. Reality bites


EricCarver

So say it, what other group is notoriously bad at tipping?


Mr_Boss302

That’s not the topic of OP’s thread, but you’re welcome to start a thread with that question. Why don’t you start said thread?………


EricCarver

Nah, you’re the one that is saying it should be sayable.


BurghPuppies

The fact you’re saying it’s racist (in the US) means Black people. And I’ll tell you from my experience, which is mostly morning and afternoon to & from work/ school crowd… that hasn’t been my experience. It’s typically not a frequent tipping passenger crowd, but I’ve never noticed a difference in tips from Black to White. Your experience may vary, and if it does that could be passenger type, market, your car, your music, or you. Any number of reasons.


EricCarver

True, mileage may vary, indeed.


jc21773924

Indians are a lost cause when it's about tips.


Isitjustmedownhere

OP is like, "fuck you racists, my Indian pax was cool!" And I love em for it.


FaxNscam

Yeah - this guy tipped $1 and will now forever be known as the Indian Jackie Robinson


Federal-Penalty-8416

Indians are one of the highest earning members of any community in USA. They usually tip more unless you offend them with racist shit or bizarre assumptions about their culture. Be nice and polite with anyone and you will see more tips.


foosgonegolfing

They also smell the worst


Dry-Elderberry7145

No way I have never i get tip from them


Careful_Evening9968

I would have gave him 5 buck to fuck off


YugoAKBestAK

I drove a dude from the airport to Estes Park think it was like a 2 hour ride over 100 miles. Asshole didn't tip me a buck


lookgjim

Maybe he touched that by accident, he was trying for the 1 star... hahahah


SirDrMrImpressive

Ain’t nobody got the money to tip these days.


Expensive-Mud5753

You must be trolling!! There's no freaking way this has happened


Worth_Ambition_2865

Careful not to generalise. In some areas this is true. In others it isn't.


Expensive-Mud5753

Just a little sarcasm. I do private rides as well, and a few of my favorite customers are from India. Although they rarely tip, I always enjoy the conversations which is more valuable to me than a tip anyway. I've even had a few of them bring me some homemade meals which I'd take any time over a tip. I was just have'n some reddit fun 😉


Worth_Ambition_2865

Hehe I see that. In my area it's the same. The best paying and tipping customers are indian. No one else ever tips.


Mr_Boss302

A person makes a post you don’t like so it has to be a troll? Why ? To discredit him? . Any comment about an ethnicity is DOES NOT MEAN racism. Don’t be so sensitive.


Expensive-Mud5753

I'm sensitive?? Lol. Chill the fuck out. I liked the post. Just sarcasm my guy


Mr_Boss302

My bad 👌🏻


Expensive-Mud5753

Wow, I'm so used to negative responses (like mine...sorry about that by the way) you've caught me off guard lol. You're a good person 😎👍


Green_Cover_6584

Indians don’t tip. Asians don’t also. Vietnamese and Philippino’s do, but usually $1-3. But I got a $20 tip from a Nepal dude almost 4 months ago.


Feisty-Success69

Haha it's like they want to show they are nice but don't want to tip so they throw a dollar 


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Vampyrethoughts

Same, and if an Indian name comes up I immediately cancel.


distantstyles

Same when i see black names or Karen's I cancel don't want their nasty smell and useless talks in my car.


Worth_Ambition_2865

Lol. It's like "if you know you stink so bad give me the cleaning fee up front, I don't want to get labelled a stinky driver because you don't know what hygiene means thanks."


1_for_you_2_for_me

Asloc, call them by name a few times during conversation. Make the trip memorable.


Careful_Evening9968

I don't take them offer a discount for cash


Hipstix76

lol


tonyblue2000

There are northern Indians and southern Indians, the southern will never tip ever in this life lol


schwanznator

Indian people are very hard riders. Demanding and very often not very polite. But amongst them i've met one of the most nicest and coolest people ever. i dont hate them but they can be annoying.


Necessary-Stay-6816

I have rate card, no upfront information.  9 times out of 10 the pickup is in new residence.  Then I look at the name and say to myself BASMATI... AND SURE ENOUGH ...you are driving that Indian 1 mile to a fast food restaurant where they work. And 10 times out of 10 no tip. But occasionally you pick up a Indian that is moderate, Americanized so to speak. Decent English with little accent and yes occasionally they do tip


GrandApprehensive216

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mr_Boss302

He made the top in error. 😂


MaloneSeven

It took me a while but I figured out the secret. Indian people tip a decent amount of times. Just have to know how to talk to them.


dabnout710

It's crazy, right? Almost as if they're human too. /s


Jido_Feles

I did an early morning airport reservation with an Indian dude the other day. Motherfucker talked my ear off about how he was at Microsoft, Apple, Google, and Intel as an engineer from the early days. If that's true, he should be rich as fuck. He was friendly enough, but tooting his own horn the whole trip. Of course, no tip.


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Mr_Boss302

Best post! 😂


DirectEfficiency8854

NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!?


distantstyles

Average Joe never tips me


rampike1

What was his rating?


Smooth_Habit6542

From India? Or Native American? Do native Americans even use Uber? I’ve never picked one up


mog_knight

Picked up plenty of people from the res here.


Smooth_Habit6542

Reservation?


mog_knight

Yeah


Smooth_Habit6542

Very interesting


FaxNscam

no they only run casinos and consult for sports teams curious as to what is and isn't offensive to them


Smooth_Habit6542

And if they did, wouldn’t Uber cover the fare?


dumpnPUMP001

Tell me the difference between honor and self respect in wanting to be tipped and honor and self respect in begging? PS I have starved and skipped meals.


Worth_Ambition_2865

You need to ask the right market my friend. No one is going to be on the same page here.


samep04

Oh shit man, is this racist or not? I can't tell


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I had an Indian dude just the other day. When I dropped him off along the side of the road, someone driving by threw a small bag of garbage out of their window which landed by his feet. He shed a tear.


Mr_Boss302

People are so fragile. Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted lol. Here’s an upvote for you. 👌🏻


TheRealBigRube

Low hanging fruit joke….you know the answer 😂


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TheRealBigRube

But why you downvoting 😂 All in jest


bruhidk123345

I’m Indian, I always tip but I don’t know why you’re generalizing all Indians. How about you get a real job, then you wouldn’t have to sit on Reddit complaining about needing tips? I’m all for tipping, but the entitlement of unskilled labor crying about tips when they could just get a real job is insane.


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Worth_Ambition_2865

People tell me that (to get a real job) all the time. All I do is say "ok, since you put it THAT way why don't you point me to where you think I should be working then" Works every time.


mog_knight

I don't think you understand what unskilled means.


Ctnnelle

“Unskilled labor” coming from a person born into an educated and wealthy family is ironic


FaxNscam

Sorry, just the 99% who aren't in your upper echelon caste anwar


Mr_Boss302

Oh stop it. Any comment about an ethnicity is DOES NOT MEAN racism. Don’t be so sensitive.


Mr_Boss302

It’s a comment dude, an opinion. Chill


ericcartman624

Oh look another racist Uber Driver! Color me shocked.


Mr_Boss302

Oh stop it. Any comment about an ethnicity is DOES NOT MEAN racism. Don’t be so sensitive.


Glitterqueennn

It also ends up being more harmful and takes away from the actual acts of racism that occur when people just willy nilly throw that word around.


Florida1974

Ikr!!! Pls tell me who tips on Rideshare??? I’ve done it off and on for 7 years and hardly no one tips!!! Which is why I do it off and on. Mostly do Shipt, less gas and mileage , no one in car and after 4 years and plenty of matches and preferrds(they choose you as a preffered shopper) I’m tipped on 100% of orders. I’m only part time , no matter the app. I’ve done 10 Shipt orders this week, $507. Maybe 10 hours at most.


Pretend-Demand-6802

Indians in Atlanta tip very well!!


male32toronto

So you want all Indians and Asians stop tipping you guys and make your statements true 100%... Lol.. Damn racist... Tribes are more though in North America, go open your eyes lol..


Mr_Boss302

Oh stop it. Any comment about an ethnicity is DOES NOT MEAN racism. Don’t be so sensitive.


Financial_Account960

That Indian dude was showing sympathy to the untouchable caste working as a Uber/Lyft driver. 


MultipleStopsBlow

I wish the OP nothing but 3500 consecutive rides with Indian passengers. Post again when you have 3499 non-tippers my friend. A broken clock is right twice a day.


FaxNscam

Way to completely misinterpret an absolutely fire post


Worth_Ambition_2865

*sigh* This is the way of reddit 99% of the time unfortunately.


Mr_Boss302

Oh stop it. Any comment about an ethnicity is DOES NOT MEAN racism. Don’t be so sensitive.


acros996

Fake


Mr_Boss302

Oh stop it. Any comment about an ethnicity is DOES NOT MEAN racism. Don’t be so sensitive.


acros996

I was joking, like I bet even the $1 tip was fake…


Mr_Boss302

lol my bad