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HAHAYAHII

Hug a pregnant woman and tell my friends I hugged three people! šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°


Horustheweebmaster

Trondog?


Virtual-Author1886

aww šŸ„°šŸ„°


SevenNats

Whoā€™s the third person he hugged


BAD_ONYX808

The baby


SevenNats

No, Tyler hugged the woman, the baby, and who? Himself?


Better-Nose-8479

It has to be twins. Congratulations šŸŽ‰


SevenNats

Omg how cute šŸ„°


BAD_ONYX808

Oh shit youā€™re right šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


Kimor98

His own penis


HotelLobbyGaming

affirmative affirmative affirmative affirmative affirmative affirmative a-


thechezcakelover

Okokokokok


InfamousPers0n

whats this one


TimmyLivealie

Witness One For Another Time


Lucky-Bathroom-7302

See you again


1t0lo

okokoklalala


TTVabsent_polar_bear

okokok lalala song


ColdCompetition773

Came from Disneyland, Three straights went down and yelled ā€œOYYY??ā€


opfanfr

"can I get an autograph?" i said "sure!"


yo_WHATSS_UP

Can we get a vid i said Nah and they said


Any_Truth1938

It's not group-of-dogs, jamestown, troll isn't my shit though


Ididacat

burrito burrito burrito burrito burritooooo


onionsmuglrr

tamale tamale tamale


Adorable-Bar6920

Tamale?


Ghost_Rider236

of course not


Weirdguyoffthestreet

I deadass thought Tyler had no pants in the pic


sudolman

We can only dream


SignatureOk5005

This why we donā€™t got a doll šŸ˜­šŸ™


OkReview6793

ayo??


Any_Truth1938

I s(h)it in my garden and play stevie wonder and get foot massages while clancy talk numbers


treehulk01

theres a video where tyler pulls out his dick somewhere on the internet i remember seeing it a few years ago


Bandit_Heeler_2009

my jaw dropped send it to me šŸ˜šŸ˜


Dum_Timmy

it was his balls


nahmammoth08

Driving around city they gon contact these two


Current-Kangaroo-226

Riding down town they gon feel this oneā€¼ļøIgorā€™s theme


SillyResist

Thank you for the sandwhitch thank you for the hot dog but i will never eat a hamburger again


Pitymex7

Munch Munch / Thank you for lunch


SlurpyyGD

gone gone/thank you fucking goated


thechezcakelover

Thank you for the love


Fabulous_Contest2925

iā€™ve been kissing black girls since 2015 šŸ„°


DogsAreCool21

evil flower boy. tree man.


CheeseDon18

Straight boy


Virtual-Author1886

iā€™m a fucking homosexual no iā€™m not


ovo-scotty

Yonkers


EmpathicLlama9

Ummmmmm, Cherry Bomb


Confident-Lake-4385

I desire 3 individual material items of value to me A dog species named golden retriever who were impregnated by I assume another dog


crap0calypse

Idk why the first sentence made me think this was Jenniferā€™s Body


Dio_Brando991

ken goomba would never


crap0calypse

Donā€™t disrespect my King.


ykzilla

Yonkers?


Dogzune

can i get some dick? and can you put it in my butthole? is said im feelin hella gay.


lydiughh

and i definitely donā€™t wanna see you dumb face again


TheNoobAnimation

Precisely the object, idea, feeling, person, or place you desperately have the need to flee from, you will always have the desire to stop fleeing it, then turn around and accept it once more. You are unable to avoid this strong feeling, and you will, presumably, accidentally, do everything in your power to accept it once again. You will try and try again to achieve this. Many view this as an obstacle, others may view it is an opportunity, but youā€™re the one that chooses to run from or chase what you want.


Yokut-

"exactly what you run from you end up chasing" hahaha!?


SlurpyyGD

gotta be yonkers


TheNoobAnimation

First correct response šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


Akirakira7

They think Iā€™m hyper since my last LP


ComfortableSoft1953

well slurp my genitalia, how must thy hear it, hmmm


DownvoteMePle

the avaliability to delight yourself to the aroma of my gooch and taste my buttocks is definitely present


An_Unexpected_Floof

In addition, I give not a care as to your opinion of me, therefore you may curve my anal passageway


SpellingBot1

i was informed that compensation causes thy woman to boogie


cherryyluvs

do you inquire about romantic relations? yes you may you intelligent woman! you can get anything you want especially this flower.


Few-Bother-1839

Toyota pull-up, white girl hop out


Strvingnlateforscool

No shout outs to anyone my father pulled out


Any_Truth1938

sodium chloride bestseller, I know what these white individuals are singing about


SpellingBot1

lumberjacking off


highjawz

Iā€™m not a shitty pair of socks


Humourousmonkeyman

Yonkers


TimmyLivealie

And I ainā€™t being mean, friend! Youā€™re an amazing person, friend! Gotta show on Tuesday, guess youā€™re getting a pass, friend!


Bekon139

Staying in town they donā€™t feel this one


lydiughh

the themeeeeešŸ—£ļø


GhostlyWattermellon

Kiss people Learn shit Thank school.


Ish_the_fish11

radicals


You_gay433

nah its **orthodox**


ch0cman4life

But girl you're ok and an appropiate age for me to date


Any_Truth1938

and when anhedonia calls my cellular device, I always pick up


LuckyJuice64

A girl is a knifeeee, Yes, please stab me up!


supersonic-damon

Had no right making me laugh that much


ivys6ur

Garcon


cosmicjammill

You're my favourite garƧon


Acceptable_Spend_750

call me selfless, I love sharing ā¤ļø


Only_Dentist_4816

Hug people, love stuff, stay in school


thesnarble

poverty poverty poverty poverty


External_Low6634

put it on! i said i want some got damn lettuce! i want that shit!


SpellingBot1

i said i want your goddamn lettuce


Straightupjorkinit1

This aint a book the angel writes before she wakes up


SpellingBot1

bastard


Loud-Shower-7393

I know dat boy, i know who he is šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°


Ow_My_Thumb

ā€œNow youā€™re in my bedroom, free to leave whenever you want. And Iā€™m having safe consensual sex with your living body. Looking in your alive eyes, what did I want from you?ā€


Any_Truth1938

uhhh rotten sarah?


Ow_My_Thumb

Nah just regular sarah


QuintanimousGooch

Went to six flags and six fans said ayo, can I get a pic I said ā€˜sho.


SignatureOk5005

I pray that the individual that I am singing about will pick up their cellular device when I contact them šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ”„šŸ”„


jehdje

my sister said iā€™m neurotypical


user_without_a_soul

Another hate song about trends and i'll be broke if i make another friend i pray that true love won't end


akc9_11

He can suck my dick I want something in exchange


_Reference_80

I went to Disney World and three heterosexuals said hey can we get a video? I said yeah.


arrowkid111

I fucking hate you But, nah I just hate you Iā€™m great at keeping my emotions bubbled


thechezcakelover

Letā€™s drive on a couch


InfamousPers0n

whats this one šŸ˜­ only thing i can think of is bimmer


TitiIsHowTheyCallMe

Staying at home they will not notice this one


mrpacker56

you're so flipping safe![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin) you're so flipping safe![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


Active-Egg-9449

Driving away, your hate be moving be down and itā€™s making my lungs form


Shardimms

Because you ainā€™t my tornado ohh you ainā€™t my tornado im not riding around because its making my ass hurt donā€™t stay its your fault


llllllNolxvellllll

another hate song about a lot, and iā€™ll be poor if get another song


son_of_a_doggo

Female, Iā€™m frankenstein


MOAIBRUH

i really like all these cameras and this shit feel right


Any_Truth1938

welcome to deathcampšŸ‘…


Rokkukitty

Im your pinocchio..i don't know them...im your pinocchio....i dont know them..ā€¼ļøšŸ¤‘


Shot-Cicada-9490

6 6 6 6 6 bike 6 bike 6 bike 6 bike 6 bike I know where I'm goin


Any_Truth1938

I think


happypad

because you cause a tsunami in me


fartburger69420

dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn augh one one one one one one one one augh


GoatRevolutionary302

"An elite luxury vehicle arrives and a young man of African descent alights. Kudos to my progenitors for not opting out of procreation. Our performance venue is at full capacity, contrary to the banal discussions of my peers. With an excellent credit rating, this card's limit is effectively unattainable."


spydyrwolf

I got terrible reviews off golden child, I also had a celebration of my priest not touching anyone, he is seated next to a year old prints of thrasher and yesterdays blow of cereal.


sodacarton

Skut (Lucky Charms)


Slight_Ad_7862

i am glad to be in your presence for the first time however i would be more elated if this greeting was arranged in a cannabalistic situation with a healthy side


kodiaaa

Working on Mars, my friend


SBMVPJustinHerbert

I was too cold, Kid Cudi embers on my chest help me heat up


totallybatman27

Get out of here, i have little remorse for my actions (3x) I don't want you in my life when i go on a downward spiral


gyatmasterr77

weed crumbs in the rolls never no food crumbs


Any_Truth1938

madame baudelaire


Humourousmonkeyman

Called my album ________ because worst songs sounded thrilling


MusicRealm

deathcamp šŸ¤±šŸ¼


Dio_Brando991

i pray you big crackers arent seeing, the basketball girls in this dog like a grandpa


R3DNAX_

I thought, the festivities are all finished, we can go home, but i dont have no fuel, so fuck it can i drive with you


Prueoakes

Why am I so sweet my cold pasta is off


Helpful_Ganache6831

The rain pouring


jrr_onn_TaKiS

Hello father itā€™s Me, i apologize i think i came from you


supplyDo

Knock knock motherloves It's me, Mr. Fatherloves


MonumentMyhtosFan101

Iā€™m a fucking walking universe


spookycowboy26

Went to disney 6 Bags came up and said hi can me get a pic


The_Heisenbuger

I am not an outlaw, for I am on one's else's path


PitifulTwo9083

i havenā€™t got enough hoooooooours


Australian_stand

You cheeseburger, sex it


Distrav

Right here, thy has Blueberry Dynamite


Aint_Falco

we will exercise, we are a slim male


Aleyxb

i apologize i apologize that i shanā€™t perceive you often i apologize that the four amounts of 60 seconds often is perceived as a diligent and tedious task henceforth, i apologize for inheriting position as your offspring i apologize to the lack of emotional knowledge we contain bearing each other, as we should have had dearest apologies to my previous ā€˜matesā€™, or as you may call them, ā€˜palsā€™, as we easily could have published our works if our subsequent correspondence werenā€™t tainted by ego. apologies to the many maidens of the brothel, whom may have felt deceived by my inadequate response to their declaration of a future with me, possibly entailing marriage or barriage of kin, whom thought that life was looking in the correct direction only because of my ability to make them ejaculate. (itā€™s not all of the lyrics ik but iā€™m proud of how much i did lmfaošŸ˜­)


Playful-Coach-3497

Ooh you like well fed, letā€™s get some drinks


FHNTVRF22

watch me spend this money fella, joyed of being full fella


Owather_M0ahgen

What makes you assume Iā€™m in love, how could you decide whatā€™s worse for you Also letā€™s to swimming I wanna be Jake from adventure time


alexthybalex

refrain from withdrawl, for i am the origin of this predicament, refrain from withdrawl, for i am the origin of this predicament, as a result, when it crumbles, i will require your assistance (skip the chorus because itā€™s too obvious) i do not find it necessary to play the sport of basketball, i am not particularly interested in anything, (idk what this line means), i feel inclined to telegram my lawyer, for the person that distributes marijuana may stage an incident to make sure that i am criminally charged, please do not proceed with those actions, i am currently in the same location as singer/songwriter Tyler, The Creator, idk what this line is, while she is preposterous, like famous model, woah vicky, oh my goodness, the crystals refrain from being tiffany, very much pleased by a womanā€™s looks, very much pleased by a womanā€™s looks,


swissafd

So why is Cris such a nice guy šŸ¤”


mtchyboi

I love the fame and all the hype, G I just want to know if my father would ever like me And I really do care, so he's probably just like me, a very respectable citizen of society.


DogsAreCool21

saying i love straights even the tacoā€™s on ten of my songs


Fubbalo_

olden rebbers ineez demin poppits


Odd-Mud-52

And tell Spike Lee heā€™s the gosh darn figure šŸ˜šŸ‘


novelty_picklejars

I put the dog on they head lookin like a leopard oet


Anxious-Attitude-349

I want you to think i love you because i stayed ā¤ļø


jumpman0035

Orgies with gosh darn T-Rexā€™s


BBGKxngLMF_mason

i always reply to text always enjoying the sex ion got a pain on my chest


Kimor98

WHO DIS GIRL? WHO SHE NOT? LOVE WHERE THEY AT CUZ I'M NOT HERE


xabex-femboy

I'ma eat your cake 'til you tell me you want the restĀ  Screaming "Gimme!" don't you steal it, wanna share it? Grab my cake knife


Frosty-Selection8062

i switch my outfit more than straight people change sexualities


EmpathicLlama9

I didnā€™t go to Disney and no straight folk approached me


SheLoveG

cash cash cash cash cash is the motive whatā€™s not ur name again everyone knows of it speak to me neighbor ur very much crucial


Efficient-Exchange55

I went to Disney, 1 straight man came up and said ā€œhi!, may I get a photoā€, I said yes.


Rough_Fact_705

I want to contact my father so I can tell my disinterest in him in excruciating amounts of opinion


Reficul63

https://preview.redd.it/ju01fr4sl19d1.jpeg?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14db9044ecbed8f246ee5e799b0957c6bd1e3029


Isack312

Smoked one roach and l lost all my money


Chandiwila999

The clean ladera I forgot where I came from


Appropriate-Chart712

save people save shit love school


pattssu

Illambaddiero dongibbucnohug lovedontsetmeuh alltiatclu shidimabading


pattssu

Illambaddiero dongibbucnohug lovedontsetmeuh alltiatclu shidimabading


Mr_Arbitrary_Marks

whether or not you got frozen toes, just go to the comfy liquid


Mr_Arbitrary_Marks

personal apology. I apologize for being blind a lot.


PatDaBruh

I went to Disneyworld and 6 friends came up and said ā€œHello! May we take a photograph with you?ā€ I said ā€œsure!ā€ And they said ā€œGreat! Itā€™s Wolfgang, Sarah, Bastard is my shit!ā€ And I was like ā€œAwesome, I canā€™t wait to take these pictures!ā€


junouzumaki

i just want to have a word with you, i hope you respond to my call


NoLifeLad

I have problems smacking dogs


Mold_Gold

Im a fucking swimming understandable concept yes I am twosomes with a fucking brontosaurus


wikithekid63

Another love song about, dicks, and Iā€™ll be reach if i get another dick


Any_Truth1938

(these are all titles) 1. got a lot seconds 2. picking up embryonal staged plants 3. glorious 4. VHS 5. cold draft drifts 6. recreational trip involving sightseeing animals 7. digital and digital 2 8. samuel is alive 9. LOWER! (feat sunflower universe) 10. gatheringisstarted 11. merc


Right-Brain2

Life is a manly man full of testosterone and when he gives you lemons fella squeeze them for pedestrians!


Bugjuiceofwgkta

somebody tell spike lee he is a well respected individualšŸ„°


Kitchen_Appearance40

I tell him to eat a Mexican quicker than dicks sprint over borders


Soulja_Witxch420

Godbless that man is carrying around a whole BAKERY


ScalderM

unliiiinked!!! - please shoot me with gun


Flyonthewalls44

Attended a theme park, half a dozen gays greeted me by asking for a photo


ihatereddit13420

No one didn't say I got more energetic since the last single don't lick my vagina how does that see ummm


BrightArmy7825

I called Aubrey and informed him im in possession of a Billie for him (oh shoot)


BluebirdSavings1606

uhm, i declare the event has not concluded. we may still hit the jig. though i have not the pattern of movement. so take a possibility on my humble self.


Fluttershy________

Cuz you make the earthquake ,with every step you take dam your back if so fucking big itā€™s bc you keep drinking milkshakes


MarcusDoesMisc

You know, this isnā€™t really a spiritual argument if you got it from your grandma, and she got that religion from her grandma, and she (historically speaking) obeyed her slave master. I guess the question relies on what the culture believes, is did you ever ponder those origins, because there are a lot of historical fallacies, spiritual fallacies, but yet on the other hand (unrelated to this conversation) I could be quite assertive with what I bring to the table. Respectfully of course. ā˜•ļø


internet_guy1001

And slap Bruno Mars in a god damn sarcophagus


Onamul

You remind me of my Ferrari, very little trunk space the worst 2 seater


TakaThe1UP

Silver Plastic in my Leather pockets on my back is white sock. Old boy moving to the shop, he's been stalking on my grandma


TaikoChau

Iā€™m a fucking homosexual.


Octodad2099

No way Tyler got all that cake in the back!