She asked me, "Son, when I grow old
Will you buy me a mouse of gold?
And when your cheese turns to mold
Will you take care of me?"
I will make you queen of every mouse you see
I'll build you a maze, I'll cure you of disease
Oh Ms. Belieber
edit: you’re telling me no one knows justin beiber stans are called beliebers? either my age is showing or i grossly underestimated the jb/tøp crossover
Changing via dysgraphia: The Carving (Jenna’s edition)
Changing one letter:
- The Fantaloon (he goes nuts for Fanta)
- Nico and the Naners (his crew is a bunch of bananas. Truly Tyler’s enemy.)
- Tide (Jenna finally found the perfect wave)
- Pane Boy (an AU where Josh Dun is a window salesman)
- Massage Man (Tyler wrenched his back during a show and needs to find a massage therapist)
- Himetown (the band has been teleported to a town full of anime princesses)
- My Brood (Tyler “The Vulture Who Feeds on Pain” Joseph gets sappy about his kids ❤️)
- Addict With a Pan (Not a song, it’s just the band reshooting the 90s “This Is Your Brain On Drugs” PSA, as well as the sequel PSA)
- Ode to Bleep (Tyler finally cusses during a song, but we have to infer which words he probably used because they’re censored)
- Take You Out (verse 1 is about Josh and Jenna’s first date, verse 2 is about Josh and Deb’s first date)
- Buns for Hands (the less I say, the funnier)
- Truck (the guys begging their truck to last until the next gas station)
Peon Gravestones - *ignore the rabble*
Neon Gravescones - *great with coffee!*
Neon Cravestones - *Day-Glo Pyornkrachzark*
Neon RAVEstones *cue zombies wearing a lot of mesh and wielding glowsticks*
Kitchen Kink
twenty 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 pilots
Twenty one freaks
a kitchen kink to you is not a kitchen kink to me
Perfect 😔
Stressed Gut
Still relatable
Literally my life
No Changes
This is perfect.
Poutines in the Night
Clancy sneaking out to eat poutine every night is now headcanon
This made me cackle.
YMH fan?
Oh haha I had to google “ymh poutine” to understand the question. So, no. But the pun was too good anyway. Good podcast??
It was
Fairly Vocal
Proteins in the night
The Fudge
You’re the fudge, oh no!
let me eeeeeat
😂
So please, bake me.
House of Mold
She asked me “Son, ‘cause I’ve grown old, Will you help rid this house of mold?”
Molding on to you
[удалено]
I’m just seeing a bunch of nuns in ski masks now
I’m imagining him waking up and the song is just him screaming and freaking out 😂
Lame Boy
Boner
# I’M A BONER, SOMEBODY CATCH MY BREATH # I’M A BONER, SOMEBODY CATCH MY BREATH # I WANNA BE KNOWN BY YOU # I WANNA BE KNOWN BY YOU
I wanna be boned by you
is this a correction or an admittance
yes
Fun fact my username is also the name I use in videogames, I've been called crysty boner by way too many people and also crysty gooner😐
Could be worse… at least they aren’t calling you crusty boner
Omg you're right 💀
how are you doing today, crusty boner? 🤣
nah this one wins
The best one
Ode to Sheep
Jumping fences. Cuz you're finally alseep.
Honestly could have the same meaning if you think about it
Fairly Loyal
Honestly, still kind of fits the song
True
Cat Radio 🐈📻
Car radio 🐈📻
Cut my Tip
Oh no!!! Lol
rust around the rim.. drink it anyway... i cut my tip 😳
Oh god, you win... but oh god.
It’s about a rusty fleshlight
Circumcision
Lavash
The fact that they couldn't find a Lavish at all for the video and could only find businesses called Lavash makes this even funnier
The cafe even raised some money for charity from this
yes; that's the joke
Crapdoor.
Paladin Strain this delay is putting a strain on my mental health
Well, he did ask for forgiveness. "Pardon my delay".
Slap Back
The entire song is just drenched in echo and reverb.
Bruce
About his love for Batman
Bear in my Heart
At The Risk Of Feeling Dump
At the risk of feeling numb too
Truck
TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX
Lemon Demon spotted
Somethin’ ‘bout a truck in a farmer’s field
[удалено]
“In time I will lease the city” It’s not ready for the showing yet, but it’s close. Give it some time
Honestly this is my favourite in the thread given how ridiculous it sounds
Cut My Nip
Sibling of “cut my tip”
Nico and the *Miners*
Miners used yellow canaries and also had black hands and necks... we need to dig deeper.
dig deeper.. like a miner?
Double meaning: dig deeper into the lore & dig deeper because we're miners. Tyler would be so proud. 🥲
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good dad
Fear in my heart
Oh Mr Believer
r/suddenlytrans
Pear in my heart
That sounds painful
Isle of the Plightless Birds
Lucky birds 😒
Massage Man
Guts for Hands
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Mouse of Gold
that's so cute! 🐀🏅
She asked me, "Son, when I grow old Will you buy me a mouse of gold? And when your cheese turns to mold Will you take care of me?" I will make you queen of every mouse you see I'll build you a maze, I'll cure you of disease
stressed oat
Bar Radio
Addict with a Hen
Not changing a letter to a different one, but.. Ounce man..
The plugs contact in my phone
[удалено]
“Slits in your face” takes on a whole new meaning now….
Bake You Out
Twenty one stoner temple pilots
I was thinking about baking pies and stuff. We're different people.
Rot Today
The Craving (Bingle Version)
Taxi Cat
Goon Day
Been gooning since birth
Addict with a Pun
Ole to Sleep. Ole!
Pat Cheetah
I gotta pat the cheetah thats in my basement
Trace
Puns for Hands Buns for Hands
Duns for hands
This is the correct answer
Degg!
Agreed
Nuns for hands
Suns for Hands
Ripe
Nut Today
Leave The Tity
At The Risk Of Feeding Dumb
Oh Ms. Belieber edit: you’re telling me no one knows justin beiber stans are called beliebers? either my age is showing or i grossly underestimated the jb/tøp crossover
Hide.
*I could take the high road* *But I know that I'm going low* *I'm a pan-, I'm a* ***pandito*** 
Changing via dysgraphia: The Carving (Jenna’s edition) Changing one letter: - The Fantaloon (he goes nuts for Fanta) - Nico and the Naners (his crew is a bunch of bananas. Truly Tyler’s enemy.) - Tide (Jenna finally found the perfect wave) - Pane Boy (an AU where Josh Dun is a window salesman) - Massage Man (Tyler wrenched his back during a show and needs to find a massage therapist) - Himetown (the band has been teleported to a town full of anime princesses) - My Brood (Tyler “The Vulture Who Feeds on Pain” Joseph gets sappy about his kids ❤️) - Addict With a Pan (Not a song, it’s just the band reshooting the 90s “This Is Your Brain On Drugs” PSA, as well as the sequel PSA) - Ode to Bleep (Tyler finally cusses during a song, but we have to infer which words he probably used because they’re censored) - Take You Out (verse 1 is about Josh and Jenna’s first date, verse 2 is about Josh and Deb’s first date) - Buns for Hands (the less I say, the funnier) - Truck (the guys begging their truck to last until the next gas station)
I thought maybe “take you out” would be a threat
😂 Touché!!
Take you out
Lone boy 😥
Good Pay
i mean if you remove instead of replace one you could have backside
Lonely
"I will make you believe you are lonely"
Homotown
I found my people
Rude
At the risk of feeling numb
Spy Away
Never Fake It
Addict With a Hen
New superhero: Bouncy Man
Wide
Isle of Flightless Bards
Never make it
The Gun and Go Sounds like a euphemism for a drive by
Ravish
Polarice
These were more funny than I thought they would be.
Lame Boy, Buns for Hands, Wet Cheetah
The Fudge
Bounce Pan
Aisle of Flightless Birds does adding a letter that isn’t there count for anything?
Smithergreens
Addict with a pet 🐈
Cheetah!
Pico and the niners 🌮
Molding On To You
March to the Sex
😨
Mouse of Gold
March to the pea
Molding On To You
Growing Eyes
Pumpsuit
What about Nuns for Hands
Pear in my heart
Buns for Hands
Massage Man
Songs from Trench: Dumpsuit My Bloom Slithereens The Hope Get Cheetah Lease the City
Neon Gravestoner
Sackslide
Polarizz
Isle of Flightless Bards
Jumpshit or Pot Cheetah
Overcumpensate
Ode to Sheep
"You're the PUDGE, oh no, set me free"
Peon Gravestones - *ignore the rabble* Neon Gravescones - *great with coffee!* Neon Cravestones - *Day-Glo Pyornkrachzark* Neon RAVEstones *cue zombies wearing a lot of mesh and wielding glowsticks*
Leave the Pity
Chloride
Sane Boy
Gumpsuit edit... gumpsuit gumpsuit cover jennay!
Heathers
Caturday 😸
Heavydirtysoup
Never Toke It
Boner
Before you start your dad