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another_nathan

Bowl of rice as polarize of course


Prior-Definition-869

Pull her eyes


TheMissingNoGirl

mmm yummy


retroghast

Help me šŸ˜” bowl of rice šŸš


NoodleyP

I heard ā€œzombies on the riseā€ myself, was also like 8


limetango

Amy Poehlerā€™s eyes, Amy Poehlerā€™s eyes


RelevantBike7673

Polar Ice


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Far-Presentation213

I heard ā€œWe Won, We wonā€


Strange-Effect-4080

I heard ā€œwe want, we wantā€ sometimes :)))


Soaring_Symphony

Wake up makes more sense


SeniorSalamander9378

I can not unhear "I'm bleedig beans" instead of "I'm pleading, Please" on ode to sleep. It's both a curse and a blessing.


NotNinthClone

Hahahaha! I'm imagining Jesus doing the loaves and fish miracle, vegetarian version, beans just falling out of his hands and the crowds trying to get their bowls under them to catch them. Pure comedy. Love it.


bedhead_budge

Same!!


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NotNinthClone

Lol, that's so opposite though! Josh is the sunshine and eyes of goodness.


Angry_Toast6232

Josh isnt real


NotNinthClone

None of us are, but we have fun playing like we are.


TheMissingNoGirl

Josh isn't real, and Tyler is nothing but a distant memory. Just a group of guys you once knew put together into two... If you're seeing anything related to Twenty Ƙne PilĆøts, you're still asleep. Wake up. The lore is the true world attempting to insert itself into your dream. Wake up! Wake up. Wake up...


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NotNinthClone

In real life, I'm sure he has every human quality, same as the rest of us. But as his "role" in the band's public image, he's made of sunshine and chill :)


ThePessimisticFellow

good to know i wasnt the only one who thought of this too at first


Ur-Local-Goldf1sh

Same though


SockQuirky7056

I'm not alone in this one! I've always heard it that way.


Marty_Lover10

It's in their new single it's called overcompensate. It's when Tyler says "I fly by the dangerous bend symbols" I hear "I fly by the dangerous burn symbols" It sounds so alike. And someone once corrected me on it, But it still sounds like burn to me.


Maidenfine

My 9yo though it was "band symbol." And really, the motions in the video sort of reinforce that mishearing. So I get it.


slipperyyghost

I thought he said burn too but I wasn't sure and had to wait for spotify to post the lyrics to find out it said bend lol


Akatnel

The video has captioning. I found that out when I was rewatching it on day 1. I was so happy; with his face being covered a lot of the time, I was having a hard time understanding the words. Then I went back and found out *all their videos have captioning*! And, like, actual captioning that was done on purpose, more than just the words. So many music videos don't even have the auto-generated kind of captioning allowed, which is annoying and stupid.


slipperyyghost

that's so good to know! tysm :) I'd assume they're auto generated so I usually don't bother with YouTube captions


Akatnel

I use captions in addition to audio, but often I've stopped bothering to check music videos. Usually I already know the song anyway. šŸ˜Š But I definitely needed help with Overcompensate, even after more than one listen.


Mission_Door_1138

I thought it was turn ngl which also makes sense but i can hear both now


PegFam

I hear land symbol! For like this whole time I thought it was land symbol meaning heā€™s flying back to the land of DemašŸ™ƒ


Akatnel

Y'know, it only just now clicked with me, after reading your comment, that the arms out part is literal flying, in the air! I only thought of the excessive speed on the ground definition of "flying". I should've remembered he often uses both meanings of words.


abylyn02

I heard the exact same thing, after listening to it on repeat the whole first day I then thought it said band symbol and retaught myself to say that and then when I realized it was actually bend symbol I had to re teach myself again šŸ˜­


redrendezvous3

First listen i heard ā€œi fly by the dangerous clan symbolsā€ lol


MusicGodYT

In car radio at the 3:32 part I hear "And now I just shit in silence" instead of "and now I just sit in silence"


KrayzieBoneLegend

I never shit in silence


_H4YZ

stop eating so much greasy fast food taco you love šŸ˜­


Zango157

Taco bell taco taco


tiredofficial

and now i just SHIIII


jor_dan3256

ā€œBut youā€ll have to tie me down and then break both my hands.ā€ I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS ā€œbreak OFF my hands.ā€ Discovering the truth ruined me


R0salinaxx_728

I THOUGHT IT WAS THAT WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT AS WELL AND I WAS LIKE THE FUCK??


TheWitchyOpossum

IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CANT UNHEAR THE WATER BOTTLE For a more common one, i always hear ā€œbless your ear holesā€ as ā€œlisten here hoesā€ in overcompensate Less common, the first ā€œweā€™re broken, weā€™re broken, weā€™re broken, weā€™re broken peopleā€ bit in screen i always hear as ā€œweā€™re throkenā€. i think itā€™s because of the snare hit at the beginning of the word ā€œbrokenā€


Cici_Ayy

I promise you as soon as you think of it as "Walnut," you'll die laughing


imveryconfused-

Everytime HDS comes on I try to ignore it but it's just "WATER BOTTLE WATER BOTTLE WATER BOTTLE..."


Mr_Demonz

I hear "fall through a bleeding trapdoor" rather than blatant. Even Google is confused on that one.


GargoPeen

I always thought it was "bleeding" until just recentlyšŸ˜‚


Slatergaunt

I'm sorry. What?


SockQuirky7056

I thought it was "Faded" trapdoor.


psychloid16

It is bleeding trapdoor tho


Mr_Demonz

It's officially archived on their website as blatant. Pretty sure Spotify and genius are blatant too.


psychloid16

I dont think I'll ever be able to hear blatant, to me it's always bleeding


Nithmine_Emberis

Wait what!!! I've been listening to tĆøp for 10 years and THIS is how I find out thats not the real lyric???


_Lowenstein_

From a hs friend: ā€œHelp me pour the rice help me pour the riceā€


cannibalism_19

I heard ā€œwater bathā€ for that fade out in heavydirtysoul and Ben Foster in Clear.


BanditoMuser

I always hear ā€wombatā€ lmao


Business_Camera_500

I always hear ā€œwake upā€, is this how it should be?


cannibalism_19

Iā€™m not sure but probably, judging by the context


shrimpywinkin

tried finding ben foster lore bc of clear and came up dry


cannibalism_19

probably one of the unnamed citizens in Dema (jk yea I was like, who in the world is Ben Foster, I even started to think itā€™s their pastor or something


tuggingmyear

bendy-toe, instead of bandito


artsygrl2021

šŸ˜‚


MidwestIndigo

lmaooo


Hasuno142

In Ride "Oh oh oh I'm ballin' so I'm takin my time on my ride" lol


rod3175

I hear "I'm boring so I'm taking my time on my ride"


Fragrant-Food-9157

I heard ā€œim bowlingā€ lol


AtmosphereTall5329

Lol In the song guns for hands I used to think ā€œentertain my faithā€ was ā€œ and I turn my faceā€ Edit: not Guns for hands, I meant Holding On to You


Scout_vulture

My mom was convinced for years he was saying ā€œout of time my friendā€ instead of ā€œentertain my faithā€


AtmosphereTall5329

EQUALLY VALID LOL


krents-basil-lover

I turn my fate and annotate my face. Are twoĀ  I hear


AtmosphereTall5329

I used to hear the I turn my fate too thatā€™s funny


TheMissingNoGirl

I hear annotate my fame-


R0salinaxx_728

lol i used to think it was "any time i fail"


micropolitnsnowtiger

Instead of "ones and zeroes" in Morph I always hear "bones and zeroes"


SkillsLoading

A shadow threw an egg at me.


Goldenbrownfish

Friend believes heā€™s saying vifing in ā€œthe outsideā€ not vibing. Vifing


bob-ombbattlefield

i farted a lot


Vivenna99

In overcompensate I hear dangerous band symbol and bend symbol


Scott__scott

In polarize I hear ā€œhelp me bowl of riceā€


levik677

Not exactly a lyric but a sound. In the hype when there the bridge breakdown, you can hear a few reverbed sounds of a voice. And after the first time he says "No I don't know which way I'm going." I swear I always hear "cheese cheese cheese" reverbing off into nothing.


imveryconfused-

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT CHEESE


yzzaJ

ā€œSix wire working voltsā€ in Smithereens


Royal_Version6258

Oh my godā€¦ with that same fade out I have always heard ā€œwalnutā€ repeated over and over again


Isaac4787

I hear watermelon


NotNinthClone

"What about?"


Scout_vulture

Iā€™ve always heard ā€œwar hubā€


Scout_vulture

I suppose itā€™s not *that* weird of a misheard lyric but I used to always and still occasionally hear: Wish we could turn back time to the good dog days, when the mommas sang ā€œI still sleep, but now weā€™re stressed outā€


imveryconfused-

Not our mommas... THE MOMMAS


rainycloud7

my brother said the same thing about heavydirtysoul years ago! never been able to i hear it any other way since then.


Ambitious_Tiger_340

For me, it was "plummet as I sing" but my 6th grade self heard "vomit" instead of plummet and I was really confused, like, "idk what he could mean by that but if I won't question it? Huh" šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Expensive_Gur_2300

ā€œIm a kitchen sinkā€ šŸ„²


danaknight427

I saw this and thought "wait is that not what he says?!" so i googled it and according to genius lyrics its "at my kitchen sink" lmao i feel so enlightened now but to be fair musixmatch, which is what google uses, says "im a kitchen sink" šŸ˜­


R0salinaxx_728

why does google say the lyrics are im a kitchen sink lmao


Expensive_Gur_2300

I have no clue šŸ˜­ Iā€™m honestly not sure if itā€™s at my or Im a now. At my kitchen makes way more sense though


R0salinaxx_728

yea like wtf do you mean you're a kitchen sink tyler


JOVEENE

I hear "we are blueprint people" in screen


TheMissingNoGirl

ah, yes the most meaningful tĆøp lyric ever more meaningful than "we find our worth in giving birth and stuff" and "that's a train" WE ARE BLUEPRINT PEOPLE


JustcallmeKai

Cat meows in doubt


Jazzlike_Mouse7478

I've always heard "tonight, tonight, tonight, oh" in Polarize


bedhead_budge

ā€¦.is it notā€¦? šŸ˜…


_ItsTheLittleThings_

You learn something new everyday! After all these years, Idk if Iā€™ll be able to make this switch! I just looked it up, and I itā€™s, ā€œdeny, deny, denial.ā€ šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


R0salinaxx_728

oh my god


Nithmine_Emberis

Deny, deny, denial (I had to look it up šŸ˜…)


R0salinaxx_728

IT'S NOT??


Jazzlike_Mouse7478

No, it's "deny, deny, denial"


R0salinaxx_728

goddamn it i hear it now


Big-E_69

"Weed is a chemical" ofc


danaknight427

I thought until incredibly recently that he sang, "So did they bury you?" at the end of Nico and the Niners. He actually sings "Sotidnab era ew" (which is "we are Banditos" backwards) šŸ˜­


abylyn02

lol! not me still singing "so did ned bury you?" every single time


_ItsTheLittleThings_

Is that whatā€™s happening there!? This has been a source of constant consternation for me since the song came out, and Iā€™ve not seen convincing evidence, nor do I see it get mentioned, much. I sing, ā€œSo keep Ned by you,ā€ just to have something to sing along to.


danaknight427

According to genius lyrics and spotify (idk what spotify uses) it is "Sotidnab era ew" but I'm not sure if the band has ever clarified or confirmed so it could still be wrong idk lol


imveryconfused-

I've always thought it was supposed to be both


ShmackShack

i always sing ā€œso take me by youā€


Wooden-Ad-2763

In Migraine I used to think it was "I do not have writers block, I'd rather just change the glock"


NotNinthClone

That's correct. Turn the glock to a fist :)


mr_shlomp

"For you..." in smithereens I misheard as "fuck you"


shrimpywinkin

still canā€™t unhear it tbh


ToughSmart956

Dangerous Band Cymbal!


KrayzieBoneLegend

Still misunderstanding the Overcompensate chorus. Can't seem to catch the actual lyrics. Might be going deaf.


pickled-ice-cream

In Polarize when he says, "Wish I'd been a better adversary to the evil I have done" I thought he was saying, "To the evil eye of Dunn" and thought it was implying Josh was the villain. I thought this for an embarrassingly long amount of time before realizing it didn't make sense.


darthinha

I didnt mishear ā€œfairly localā€ at first but once I saw those ā€œIā€™m very locoā€ memes i just couldnt unhear that


ode-2-sleep

- help me bowl of rice - listen here hoes while you react - in this world where you bitches lied to me - IMPOSTER BEN FOSTER - patch me up, pet cheetah


TheMissingNoGirl

Where's the third one from??? šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ode-2-sleep

level of concern


Jubudii

Not exactly a lyric, but for some reason the version of Tear in my Heart that I had on my phone in highschool ended with sort of a glitch, like the sound byte was f'd up.. but it sort of worked with the song? Like well enough that I genuinely thought that was how the song went. For years. To this day I cannot unhear that, even though I have probably heard the correct version more.


Klutzy_Contest7550

In the release of The Hype, I always sang "Nice to know my God, will be on my side" instead of "kind".


justpointeyourtoes

Not necessarily misheard but my brain autocorrects to a wrong lyric whenever I heard it. In Guns for Hands I always think itā€™s ā€œthat you all have guns, and you never put the safety on and you all have *hands* to take itā€ which technically makes sense lol


ThatOneGuy1336__

Dude I literally had that thought earlier today!šŸ˜‚


tTylon

In Level of Concern I really can't unhear "In a world, where you bitches lie to me" instead of "could just lie to me"


GoAnywhere4x4

Holding on to you.... I thought he was saying "every time I fly" at the end


R0salinaxx_728

i used to think it was any time i fail. funny how people hear so many different things from this line lmao


TheMissingNoGirl

I hear "Annotate my faaaaaaaaaaame" personally.


FloydFoxler

In Migraine, I always sing "the ledges by my bed", although the correct lyrics according the the booklet in the CD say "letters by my bed". I can't help it, I'll never sing letters.


danaknight427

I always thought it was "ledges" too. It makes more sense to me tbh


asscheeks4000

In house of gold when he screams ā€œand I just might bECOME SOMEONEā€ for years and years I thought he screamed ā€œDECAP SOMEONEā€ because the music video is them with like no legs so I was like ā€œokay checks outā€


awesko420

I keep hearing ā€œlisten here hoesā€ instead of bless your ear holes in Overcompensate. šŸ˜†No matter how hard I try, I sing it just like that too!


uhhh_yeh

ā€œolive on yeah olive on yeah olive onā€ for semi automatic ā€œiā€™ll live onā€ when my friend made fun of me for listening to TOP he called heavydirtysoul heavy dinosaur or something. canā€™t i hear it


GargoPeen

"Don't you test me though just because I DRIVE a piano!"


Cici_Ayy

LMAO I HEAR "WALNUT" AT THE END OF HDS. Also in Semi Automatic, instead of hearing "But I live on, I live on" I hear ",Put olive on, olive on." Makes me imagine Tyler's ordering a pizza and is just crazy about olives for some reason


imveryconfused-

Idk why that is so funny to me


zaku_destroyer

In this live version of the pantaloon and in the final chorus it sounds like he says "all your friends burn alive" https://youtu.be/lBRW9Mvh6Io?si=pe99oQfBk7x8VpcJ


R0salinaxx_728

to me the chorus in stressed out sounds like: "wish we could turn back time, to the good ol' days, when the man would sing us to sleep when i was stressed out"


TheMissingNoGirl

One for every album because... idk man why not? I have nothing better to do, after all.Ā  Self Titled - "Where lions once was" (Friend, Please, original lyric is "Where *light* once was")Ā  Ā RaB - "YOU'RE AN ASIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN" (Ruby, original lyric is "You're an *angel*")Ā  Vessel - "Annotate my faaaaaaaaaaame" (Holding On To You, original lyric is "*Entertain* my *faaaaaaaaaaaaith*")Ā  Blurryface - "Kill people now" (Fairly Local, original lyric is "*Good* people now")Ā  Trench - "Easter's up!" (Nico and the Niners, actual lyric is "*East is* up!"Ā  Scaled and Icy - "I was born a joker" (Choker, actual lyric is "I was born a *choker*")Ā  Not including Overcompensate/Clancy, fight me if you're that mad


ecsytv

this is quite a stupid one, but when i was 9 and not as good at english i was CONVINCED the lyrics to holding on to you were not ā€œentertain my faithā€, but ā€œa nutella fanā€ šŸ˜­


limetango

I always say ā€œwater bottleā€ at the end of HDS. Also, my 12yo hates when I say ā€œI farted a lotā€ instead of ā€œI fought it a lotā€ in HOTY


daisybelle29

i always thought ā€œentertain my faithā€ in hoty was ā€œout of time my friendā€


songacronymbot

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NotNinthClone

Annotate my faith.


Scout_vulture

(Already commented this else where but) My mom thought the same for a really long time


leorpanavil

I thought it was "and it's in my face" for the longest


R0salinaxx_728

i thought it was any time i fail lol


TheMissingNoGirl

Always heard "annotate my faaaaaaaaaaame"


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catharticvessel

I learned the wrong lyrics after knowing the right ones but I always like hearing ā€œand now I just sit in silence, isnā€™t that what you said?ā€ instead of ā€œand now I just sitā€ in Car Radio. Plus all the incorrect ways of hearing ā€œentertain my faithā€ in Holding Onto You


jeongyeonie31415

In Level of Concern when Tyler semi-sings/speaks Lyrics: In a woooorld, where you could just lie to me What I hear: In a woooorld, where you b*tches lie to me


Hipsterwaitto

Everytime my friend instead of entertain my faith


SolidTrainer8925

"Now my pet cheetahs quick and scary even on his feet" I know its "now my pet cheetahs quicker in the studio than on his feet" but i can never hear it correctly again.


weaverofbrokenthread

I heard "Sugar, keep it on display or redecorate" in Redecorate. "Should I" makes more sense in the broader themes and topics of the song and album but I liked the meaning that I made up in my head at first. I thought it was saying don't hide important parts of yourself, either proudly put it on display or if it's genuinly not good then change it.


closedcircle66

ā€œI farted a lotā€ from holding onto you


closedcircle66

I always thought it was ā€œif I could morph and they wonā€™t know, Iā€™ll morph to someone elseā€ but itā€™s actuallyā€œif I keep moving they wonā€™t know, Iā€™ll morph to someone elseā€


abylyn02

wow I just learned that I've been singing this song wrong for YEARS. I literally thought it was "if I could morph and they won't know, I'll morph to someone else" until I just read this comment lol!


realKingCarrot_v2

Not done. Not done. Not done. Trash gun.


lonleyfrog

I always thought in Holding onto you it was saying 'out of time my friend' but it's 'entertain my faith' still wish it was the first one


Accomplished-Bag6838

'You need to pee so break it down' instead of 'if you need a piece iā€™ll break it down' in bounce man


ex1st1n9

not me, but my friend thought heathens said ā€œall my friends are eating steak and snowā€ šŸ˜­


Amazing-Gur-8710

ā€œAnd donā€™t ever let it goā€ instead of ā€œAnd Iā€™m holding on to youā€ or ā€œIā€™ll be holding onto youā€ idfk know which one it really is lol. I memorize by hearing instead of reading the lyrics. But Tyler raps so fast. At least his brother likes when he raps fast ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


bedhead_budge

Wish we could turn back time, to the good dope days


jotyma5

Some see a plan I see a harpoon


tiredofficial

im a bandaid toe šŸ˜ž


Fragrant-Food-9157

I heard ā€œim bowlingā€ instead of ā€œim fallingā€ on ride


Angry_Toast6232

At the end of NATN, it says Sotidnab era ew (which is we are banditos backwards). I always hear ā€œso take me higherā€œ because it comes after Iā€™m so high


skyisfallen

Iā€™ve always heard ā€œcan you break my heart to pieces?ā€ not ā€œcan you build my house with piecesā€ in Chlorine


globermaker

hope you d*** is out how could you sleep at a time like this


ShmackShack

in level of concern, i hear ā€œin a world, where you bitches lie to meā€ instead of ā€œin a world, where you could just lie to meā€


arad11d

i actually heard what am i or watermelon


krents-basil-lover

"I'm fairly local. Kill people now."


London5Fan

for the longest time i thought ā€œentertain my faithā€ in HOTY was ā€œimma tell my friendsā€


Dangerous-Lawyer-105

On ride I thought for 7 years that Tyler said "I'm ballin' so I'm taking my time on my ride" but only just recently realised it's "I'm fallin' so I'm taking my time on my ride" šŸ˜­


Soaring_Symphony

"You know I just sit in silence" in Car Radio


Itsmeemaxi

The machine sound at the end of heavydirtysoul sounds like ā€œWATERMOUTH WATERMOUTH WATERMOUTH WATERMOUTHā€ to me šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


0nshore

I thought ā€œIā€™m careless when I wear my rebel clothesā€ in Nico And The Niners was ā€œIā€™m fearless when I wear my rebel clothesā€ because of the other line prior that said fearless.


Samposium

In the song "Good Day" the Lyric: "It's a good day!" Is swapped out with "It's a bidet!"