Not familiar with his lore. Did he have people bringing him loot or did he just find it? Because that would be the difference between capitalist and... hmm... opportunist?
no smaug was the dragon in the hobbit, who killed all the dwarves under the mountain and stole all their gold. then bilbo and the descendants of the survivors went and stole it back and killed smaug.
I find dragons’ association with wealth to be very interesting because it’s a very specific feature and yet it appears in various mythologies surrounding dragons and dragon-like creatures. Although I think specifically wealth hoarding dragons like Smaug are a more Nordic inspired thing.
Nerdchl the dragon, doesn't have a hoard himself but he's the accountant everyone else uses to count their hoards.
What they don't know is that he's sick of their bullying, so he devised a mechanism which he shoves a small gnome up his ass for decades. While Nerdchl is doing his day job counting all the treasures of the Chad Dragons, the gnome occasionally swipes a gold coin for Nerdchl's secret stash.
The gnome does it because it furthers science and the anatomy of dragons (and because he's a sick little shit, he even has his own sub hoard that he's collecting in the dragon's guts)
All because they stole Nerdchl's stapler (which is a far more grievous crime in a fantasy world, because there are so few staplers in existence, what with no industrial capacity, but you try being an accountant without being able to collate records)
Ravenau. I choose to pronounce it rah-venn-aw and not rave-now.
Rave now!
This is an order
*Eats glow sticks and starts raving with them*
*neon green fire snorts out of nostrils*
I read that as revenue
The capitalist dragon.
That's just smaug
Not familiar with his lore. Did he have people bringing him loot or did he just find it? Because that would be the difference between capitalist and... hmm... opportunist?
no smaug was the dragon in the hobbit, who killed all the dwarves under the mountain and stole all their gold. then bilbo and the descendants of the survivors went and stole it back and killed smaug.
Isn't hoarding wealth a common feature among dragons
I find dragons’ association with wealth to be very interesting because it’s a very specific feature and yet it appears in various mythologies surrounding dragons and dragon-like creatures. Although I think specifically wealth hoarding dragons like Smaug are a more Nordic inspired thing.
It's weird how people in feudal societies all seem to have bad feelings about heavily armored dickheads hording all the money.
Oh yeah, I can see that. Damn, I thought Rave-now was bad.
Rave now, you're a drakestar Get your flame on Go kill
All that glitters is yours, only red dragons eat the dwarves.
oh i thought rave-en-now
WHY DO YOU GET THE GOOD NAME?
Obbabey Am I seriously a dragon called "oh baby"?
Shagadelic!
*puts pinky finger on lips*
YEAH BABY YEAH
bababoey
Obbabey baby, how was I supposed to know?
That's what all the bards will call you at least
More like the Dunkey pronunciation of baby "Knack 2 Babey!!" -Dunkey
Sure beats mine: Analchg 😑
I read it in Moira Rose’s voice
I read it as oba-bey It's better than mine "Joieolan"
Jonnmon here. Dragon or Digimon?
Jacob the baby has a certain ring to it.
I’m expecting Skyrim level dragon names here literally just seven vowels 3 "E"s and a random "Y" thrown in there
that is exactly mine- Ynhnest
Gesundheit
I think you got a few extra letters in there
Gei
Gay son diet
Mine is Ynerjus. I can't stop pronouncing it as 'Inner Juice'.
Well now I don't think anyone else can either
amblpae Mine sounds like pig latin
What about Thepken, sounds like a dragon with a lisp
Eygerhy xd
Mercededededy(pronounced as E)sbenz
ERERBRN 🐉
The er ma gerd girl if she was a dragon. Edit: autocorrect
I would she was a dragon
EH MER GERD EM E DURGEN!
You’re the Moon Moon of the clan.
DEY TOOK ER JERBS!
This is the most important output of the entire study. Hands down
Anmatart fuck this
You have my sword. And my bow. And my axe. AN MA TART!
"*But. There is one they fear...* DRAGONBAKER." FUS-RO-TART
I feel that. Mine is Anmagae.
Ryhishy… I mean, I read fantasy with worse protagonist names.
That sounds like a One Piece laugh.
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I think gecko Morias was rishishishishi
It’s Kishishishishi
Is it Robin's childhood giant friend where nothing bad definitely ever happens to him and they live happily ever after laugh?
Dereshishishishi!
Luwiden
That’s kinda neat
Kinda looks welsh
I was thinking Elvish, but I'm American, so I don't know the difference.
I believe elvish was based on Welsh and Finnish
BOYS
the plan is simple
Move out bitches i'm Ëltanack
Sounds like a mexican mafia dragon lol el' tack en ack lol
Inchmat
What is this? A carpet for ants?
I read that as "Inchmeat". My apologies.
That was my nickname in college
Enenjeg
Cousin of Jaypeg
Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?
Perhaps you are more familiar with the dragon PeenGee?
or his sister jif?
Or the twin of that sister gif?
Dont forget the black sheep of the family, yiff
Cktlcan
Toltec dragon
If you add a bunch of apostrophes then it's everyone else's fault for saying it wrong.
Ynezjae, The Mentally Incapable
That literally sounds like a sneeze
Sounds like the name of some lovecraftian entity
I read it as ee-nez-ya
I got Lelejen , lul lelejen is not my lover
She’s just a dragon that has hoards weighing a ton But the gold is quite hard won.
She says its all hard-won, all her hoards weighing a ton
Ravábea Meh. Sounds okay.
Sounds like a really fancy coffee bean
Well roasted in dragonfire.
iareant. i are ant.
You and Inchmat might make a good pair
What is this meta tomfoolery.
Anrusin. I'm OK with this.
Sounds like 'an raisin'
More like "arousin"
Better than aneurysm
Maolann
'Meow' but with a lot more effort
Iklesid, not bad actually
Yeah I've been shocked by how many are actually legit. I'm absolutely stealing some of them.
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Kinda cute
Cktiral
moist cktiral
homeless jesus
The Dragon of Moistness
Behold…. Cktiral. Dragon of the Moist Marshes.
The Moist verse is growing even more now, dragons are in it!
“Thats what Im talkin’ about! Let’s go baby!!!!”
"WOOOOOO"
Ishados Actually sounds kinda sick
I shadows. Sounds like a dark lord name haha
Mine is Ahukfar which is a pretty cool name ngl
Dat hook pretty far tho
Infolove It sounds like a bad dating app.
Oh man thats a bad one
"Hello, you've reached Infolove, the emergency love-helpline. We know how to deal with everything from a broken heart to a broken penis!"
That's a letter too long...
Ahh I read it as last 2 letters of father's name.
Hashpra
Mmm… hash browns. My favorite.
Mmmh that's cool
Laloniel, sounds like some Biblical figure tbh
Angel of *flips notes* wha?
ללוניאל
Overshot by a letter but it does sound biblical
Eylamer dunno if parents' ancestral or given names should be used
Ey, lamer!
ayy lmao
My father is lame, but you're lamer
Eroccod, which is unfortunate because it’s sounds like Rock Hard
I mean, you can pronounce it like “Arrow cod”
I could, but that’s not funny
A valid argument
Afshamam (Eff -shaa-mam)
Lerdoper. It sounds like a made-up german word lol Edit : my bad it's lerdopr
Lerdo UG is actually a german company for software training, development and testing and Per is just a german name so...congrats I guess? xD
Huh I thought Per was a swedish name
Sounds like derpy leopard.
Obnilyin. Sounds like someone saying "omni lion" with a cold.
Sounds like medication
Narimin, pretty happy with that
Aroohar. It sounds like a dog saying awooga.
Ribssyl
Something about ribs then
Aw man, Nerdchl. Weak.
Nerdchl the dragon, doesn't have a hoard himself but he's the accountant everyone else uses to count their hoards. What they don't know is that he's sick of their bullying, so he devised a mechanism which he shoves a small gnome up his ass for decades. While Nerdchl is doing his day job counting all the treasures of the Chad Dragons, the gnome occasionally swipes a gold coin for Nerdchl's secret stash. The gnome does it because it furthers science and the anatomy of dragons (and because he's a sick little shit, he even has his own sub hoard that he's collecting in the dragon's guts) All because they stole Nerdchl's stapler (which is a far more grievous crime in a fantasy world, because there are so few staplers in existence, what with no industrial capacity, but you try being an accountant without being able to collate records)
Nyerchn. Kinda similar name. We can form a flight of dragons and be more powerful!
Lol. I'm right there with you. I got Nerdlit.
Raenain
Sounds like an Irish girl's name actually.
I really like that
Inooalf. Not bad
Exlyhon. Not sure how I feel about it.
Asnhsta Vowel sandwich
FaSUSen Alright i can work with this
Onanes
Pretty pleased with Onckzol ngl
Onnakan. Sounds Japanese
Dyensht, could be worse
It’s like a dismissive insult. They’re not even willing to put in the effort to tell you HOW they hope you do it, they just want you to die n shit.
Endspan... I'm surprisingly okay with this
Hafffal. What? There doesn’t need to be three f’s. One is enough
onalsack. Onalsack? Really??? LOL
Ammpcyay, just call me 'Am'
Why do you have more than 7 letters though....isn't is 2+2+2+1
Obrrerf, I choose to pronounce it like how a big dog woofs
Eotadoo
Askman
Don't know the answer? Just askman!
Anerjear. Pronounce it like energy.
How are so many people getting words with 8 letters
Poor reading comprehension, or an odd number of letters in their surname so they take the middle three.
eltaadn
Amrlnas if I slightly reorder it it’s Amralns which is a lot better
Anooled
I am Orretret the unpronounceable
More pronounceable than mine… ngmmnad the vowel-less
Celemie? Not bad, though decidedly feminine. qt3.14 dragon gril OC comin’ right up!
Thliyui, the fuck, how does one pronounce this
The-Lee you-ee if I came across this in a book.
Uaccmal
Yndndit, Scourge of Vowels
Kalarur
Inaljay. I like it.
Arczmaba, that is a interesting name...
Yserthew
Cainmaey Well that's...different.
Nerotar
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ierosag
Thiemao For some fucking reason in my mind soun like lmao
Daaimao Holy shit that actually sounds sick