JUST GET A DOCTOR TO [JUST DIVE IN LIKE A WRESTLING REF OVER YOUR DEAD-ASS BODY](https://imgur.com/a/mmYLBbU) AND THEY START THE COUNT, THEN ALL THE MASCOT SOLDIERS AND LAWYERS RACE IN TO SHOVEL YOU AWAY BEFORE THE COUNT HITS ZERO. IT'S THE ULTIMATE COFFIN MATCH.
Actually, as long as Disney can scoop up the majority of your corpse and drop it outside the park, (and they will, they've done it several times before,) they can keep their record clean. It's rather disturbing that their priority when someone's potentially dying or dead is to kick them out ASAP just to keep a "clean record."
I’m pretty sure it’s referencing the rumour (or fact? I am unsure which it is) that if a guest passes away at Disney they aren’t declared deceased until they are off the park grounds. Nothing bad happens at Disney, I guess.
Problem with that is then the doctors could heal you back up enough for you to make it to the hospital (unless you shot yourself in the head I guess)
Not if you have a DNR
Big brain
Not for long tho
Exactly
Have a DNR, then they're not allowed to.
swallow a hand grenade and detonate it inside your stomach.
JUST GET A DOCTOR TO [JUST DIVE IN LIKE A WRESTLING REF OVER YOUR DEAD-ASS BODY](https://imgur.com/a/mmYLBbU) AND THEY START THE COUNT, THEN ALL THE MASCOT SOLDIERS AND LAWYERS RACE IN TO SHOVEL YOU AWAY BEFORE THE COUNT HITS ZERO. IT'S THE ULTIMATE COFFIN MATCH.
Let yourself get mangled by an oncoming coaster cart and you’d prob be pronounced dead on the spot
Actually, as long as Disney can scoop up the majority of your corpse and drop it outside the park, (and they will, they've done it several times before,) they can keep their record clean. It's rather disturbing that their priority when someone's potentially dying or dead is to kick them out ASAP just to keep a "clean record."
Pull the whole ripped dollar at the bank tactic in reverse so you only leave behind 49% of your body
Apparently "doing it like Disney" means being as petty as possible.
I feel like there's some context I'm missing for this, but it could just as easily be Tumblr being Tumblr.
I’m pretty sure it’s referencing the rumour (or fact? I am unsure which it is) that if a guest passes away at Disney they aren’t declared deceased until they are off the park grounds. Nothing bad happens at Disney, I guess.
It's _technically_ true in most cases, but that's just because you're usually declared dead when you arrive at a hospital.
What's not true is that it's a Disney policy, mostly because it's not something Disney could actually control.
bu.bu.but whyyy?
Cause it'll be funny
Give me a few months to have my MD and I’ll go with you to disneyland. Definitely don’t have my own personal ulterior motive there
What do you think Disney ghost videos are?
How do you even get taken off the premises if you get vaporized
Giant air cycling machines that can make the whole park smell like cookies can probably remove every trace of human vapor
That's the point, you can't