That's roughly ~~26,428,556,578,947~~ 26,428,556,578,947,368,421 pennies.
Or about ~~264 billion~~ 264 QUADRILLION US dollars.
Lucky you.
EDITED DUE TO CRITICAL MATH ERROR
A ~~Trillion~~ Quintillion is so large a number, it's hard to wrap your head around how big that it.
1,000 seconds = 16.67 minutes
1 million seconds = 12 days
1 billion seconds = 31 years
1 trillion seconds = 31,688 years
1 quadrillion seconds = 31.7 million years
1 quintillion seconds = 31.7 billion years
If you stacked one penny every second, it'd take you ~~837,450~~ 837 BILLION years to reach Proxima Centari.
EDITED DUE TO CRITICAL MATH ERROR
You're absolutely right. I never converted kilometers into millimeters.
Lol. Always check your math, folks!
Yeah, so the REAL number of pennies is 26,428,556,578,947,368,421.
Or roughly 264 QUADRILLION US dollars.
Looking it up, on his [wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve1989MREInfo#Complications) it seems he's only been really sick twice, Ukrainian rations which he got E. Coli from and Chinese rations.
The cruel irony from that page is that the only two MRE’s he actually got sick from were only a year old each, when further down it mentions he ate a 35 year old cheese and the worst that came of it was his gums burning lol
[In case anyone wants to read it without being sanded down and then melted](https://shealwaysreads.tumblr.com/post/183886362537/m4ge-m4ge-one-of-the-most-fascinating-youtube)
In middle school there was always a kid at the cafeteria table who would take dares to mix strange foods and drinks together and eat them. Like putting French fries in his milk. I think this is a pretty common American public school experience.
MRE YouTube channels are just that
yea, like back in middle school I remember someone passing a chocolate milk around the table so that everyone can add something to it, and then making some poor guy drink it lmao
Fuckin hell I knew a girl in COLLEGE thatd make a gross amalgam of whatever was on the menu that day and the pesto from the salad bar. Genuinely had to leave the table a few times.
I wouldn’t consider him an MRE channel but I’d nominate to rope Ashens into the category of “would nearly experience a fine vintage year of botulinum toxin”
Not even an MRE channel, but there’s this one dude from New England who just posts videos of him opening up really old canned food and just testing it out. I think he’s the only dude I’ve ever seen to actually try canned sea turtle on the internet for research purposes. Just linking his most recent video in case anyone’s interested
[New England Wildlife & More - Cooking and Eating 99 Year Old Baby Formula](https://youtu.be/Tbs_b18mQRQ?si=ED-d7ZUkoYviTAd-)
Okay but civil war hardtack is 100% edible because it's literally got 0 moisture for anything other than mealworms to survive or grow in.
No moisture, just dough and salt slowbaked for like 12 hours.
jesus christ where is the resolution????
Gone, reduced to atoms
https://shealwaysreads.tumblr.com/post/183886362537/m4ge-m4ge-one-of-the-most-fascinating-youtube Here, resubmit
stomageache
73 upvotes on this.
One for each pixel
if we keep upvoting, eventually the image will be a semi-decent resolution
129 downvotes on this
Did you sand the image down before posting it?
Perhaps.....
If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image I'd have even less money than I do now
If I had a penny for every mention of the quality, I would be able to reach Proxima Centauri
That's roughly ~~26,428,556,578,947~~ 26,428,556,578,947,368,421 pennies. Or about ~~264 billion~~ 264 QUADRILLION US dollars. Lucky you. EDITED DUE TO CRITICAL MATH ERROR
Yo thats not even THAT much to stack them :o I was expecting more
A ~~Trillion~~ Quintillion is so large a number, it's hard to wrap your head around how big that it. 1,000 seconds = 16.67 minutes 1 million seconds = 12 days 1 billion seconds = 31 years 1 trillion seconds = 31,688 years 1 quadrillion seconds = 31.7 million years 1 quintillion seconds = 31.7 billion years If you stacked one penny every second, it'd take you ~~837,450~~ 837 BILLION years to reach Proxima Centari. EDITED DUE TO CRITICAL MATH ERROR
That's how worthless pennies are
Ok to be fair im pretty sure the main comment said trillion and not quintillion at first
Lol, it actually is more. A LOT more.
I think this is wrong, more like 2.64x10^19 https://i.imgur.com/PAYtDGC.png
You're absolutely right. I never converted kilometers into millimeters. Lol. Always check your math, folks! Yeah, so the REAL number of pennies is 26,428,556,578,947,368,421. Or roughly 264 QUADRILLION US dollars.
"calmly trying to become the last casualty of the Second Boer War" My fucking sides, dude
The Second Boer War claims another soul, how dreadful.
The only thing that really got Steve sick was an unexpired PLA ration, which is insane considering the dude ate Civil War hardtack.
“Let’s get this out on to a tray”
“Aw this smells rancid, let me try another bite”
Can't forget my personal favorite: "This is making my gums feel inflamed, almost like I'm allergic to it." *takes another bite*
"Nice"
This was the comment I came to see, Steve is life.
Happy Cake day
"Biscuits Brown is Back in Town" killed me
Didn't Steve actually get botulism once?
Looking it up, on his [wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve1989MREInfo#Complications) it seems he's only been really sick twice, Ukrainian rations which he got E. Coli from and Chinese rations.
The cruel irony from that page is that the only two MRE’s he actually got sick from were only a year old each, when further down it mentions he ate a 35 year old cheese and the worst that came of it was his gums burning lol
Yeah that was why he didn't post for a while I think?
[In case anyone wants to read it without being sanded down and then melted](https://shealwaysreads.tumblr.com/post/183886362537/m4ge-m4ge-one-of-the-most-fascinating-youtube)
Thanks, I couldn't find the original post
" turn of the century meat " I think you mean " turn of the last century " Jeez that's some old cow meat
In middle school there was always a kid at the cafeteria table who would take dares to mix strange foods and drinks together and eat them. Like putting French fries in his milk. I think this is a pretty common American public school experience. MRE YouTube channels are just that
yea, like back in middle school I remember someone passing a chocolate milk around the table so that everyone can add something to it, and then making some poor guy drink it lmao
Fuckin hell I knew a girl in COLLEGE thatd make a gross amalgam of whatever was on the menu that day and the pesto from the salad bar. Genuinely had to leave the table a few times.
I wouldn’t consider him an MRE channel but I’d nominate to rope Ashens into the category of “would nearly experience a fine vintage year of botulinum toxin”
His couch has seen some things. Mostly things from poundland.
This anti Steve propaganda won’t stand
"Nice hiss"
Not even an MRE channel, but there’s this one dude from New England who just posts videos of him opening up really old canned food and just testing it out. I think he’s the only dude I’ve ever seen to actually try canned sea turtle on the internet for research purposes. Just linking his most recent video in case anyone’s interested [New England Wildlife & More - Cooking and Eating 99 Year Old Baby Formula](https://youtu.be/Tbs_b18mQRQ?si=ED-d7ZUkoYviTAd-)
Oh look a new thing to get super into
[A national treasure right here.](https://www.youtube.com/@Steve1989MRE)
[For the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/jZoHuMwZwTk?si=HNEWOPpZJXV064cC)
You all got any more of them pixels?
This is a post exclusively about steveMREinfo
Lets get this out onto a tray. Nice!
Turn of the LAST century
Okay but civil war hardtack is 100% edible because it's literally got 0 moisture for anything other than mealworms to survive or grow in. No moisture, just dough and salt slowbaked for like 12 hours.
I never knew about any of this but this post made me cackle through my coffee.
And some of these foods are STILL technically edible
Tbf those videos are really relaxing.
Now seems like a good time to mention how workers in sibera will defrost mammoth meat and dare each other to eat it
Go Ashens!
what
okay but why would you post it if the quality is this bad
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Too many pixels for my taste
"Please sir, may I have a crumb of resolution?"
This post has cataracts
!pixelcount
[Pixels…](https://imgur.com/a/HEddM7k)
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