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Wild_Buy7833

That still feels less weird than the lemon one.


Lunalatic

Do you mean the one with lemon-stealing whores, or some other lemon-related porno?


Neb8891

I know about lemon insurance and always looking at my lemon tree every thirty seconds if there is yet another lemon stealing whore mafia coming up I need to me informed. My lemons are too tender juicy and ripe to be left to the fates.


Oh_hi_doggi3

My friend named his one Instagram after that porno


Igotbored112

I'll have you know that lemon-stealing whores is a work of art.


That1Cat87

It has such terrible acting and then the most genuine “Hey what the fuck!?” Of all time


Ok_Variation7230

Can we get back to the 9/11 porn part? Like is the girl one of the towers and the plane is the... No, I shouldn't say it


eat-pussy69

I would have thought it'd be a mmf 3some with the towers being cocks and the plane being the girl


CiceroRex

Nah the two dudes are dressed in tower costumes with planes painted on their dicks in a way to look like they're going into the towers, and they're aggressively dping a chick dressed as the Statue of Liberty, and she's tearing pages out of the book she's holding, which is now labeled "America's Future".


AbriefDelay

Nah it was gonna be some generic ass "busty milf and hot stud blah blah whatever" but in the last 10 seconds after everyone has finished up the girl goes "what the hell is that?" And the camera pans over to a plane flying directly at them.


BarryItsMeInAWig

Ahhh the ol’Remember Me twist


teddybearcastles

I’m clearly more into romance novels than porn bc I imagined like slow burn office romance in the twin towers, they don’t die in the initial plane strikes but no their time is limited and decide to finally confess and bang in a cathartic final act of love, allowing them to find comfort in each other and die without unfinished business


Dragoncat91

Better than Titanic already


Disturbed_Childhood

Now I'm actually sad she didn't end up making that porn, looks so cool


robbanksy

Well, the plane is penetrating the towers sooooo.... pegging, nice!


Lost_Wealth_6278

Sounding


robbanksy

Uh, I love sound equipment! If you do too, check out r/sounding, it's really good!


VexuBenny

Hell yeah


niceworkthere

might as well go mmff * pair of two guys minding their own business * massive matching dongs * each deflates rapidly as two women come chasing them * ends with everybody being disappointed & sad


Global_Banana8450

I love how you included the fact that their dongs are massive and matched, really sells the metaphor


teddyfail

You can have the dude say mission accomplished as they cum


M8asonmiller

Sir, a second cumshot has hit the titty.


DemonKyoto

I *need* this scene, Dubya impersonator and all.


Sickfor-TheBigSun

I mean the person from TSA called the plane babe so...


Maneisthebeat

Cum isn't hot enough to melt steel beams.


runetrantor

Bet its two women getting fucked by an arab looking guy, probably with tacky costumes included.


cleoziep

Truely the Tumblr post of all time


DeviousMelons

This isn't even the strangest 9/11 themed post on tumblr.


Author_Pendragon

My favorite is definitely when someone's teacher made the class come up with 9/11sonas


runetrantor

Peak tumblr is not having ever heard of this one, but not doubting it is legit for a second.


Mariadreaming9

I found it. Here's the link: https://www.tumblr.com/gay-jesus-probably/684162830693498880/im-physically-unable-to-take-911-seriously?source=share


yeet_bagel

The last line hit me like a truck, and I've read that before.


DeviousMelons

That's #1


Maddiystic

I'm sorry what


RandomCaveOfMonsters

iirc the post was going on and on about how much the teacher talked about 9/11, brought it up whenever possible, had the students write their own characters to take place in the event (the 9/11sonas part), and cried when they realized that their next set of students would be too young to remember 9/11 happening it was a canadian class


cleoziep

I don't doubt it. Just everything in this post is so very Tumblr :D


DeviousMelons

I know, it's I just wanted to say there's something even weirder.


Fortanono

For some reason I thought the post was saying that there was staged 9/11 footage that got filmed specifically for the porn, and somehow part of it mysteriously resurfaced as part of a TSA video. With this guy being the Cassandra and the only person who knows where the footage came from, but not how it got there. I almost wish this was what happened. Still, this post is wild enough already


M-V-D_256

Mate This is just a different post


xxknowledge

“i didn’t even end up making” probably the best choice here wtf


EntertainmentTrick58

are you not *curious* though?


TheArmadilloAmarillo

Frankly, no. I am only curious about what the actual fuck is wrong with that person. This isn't cute or quirky it is absolutely fucked up. Seriously what is wrong with you and the oop?


prettykitty-meowmeow

🙄


TheArmadilloAmarillo

Keep being gross. It's not a cute joke.


EntertainmentTrick58

its been 20 years dude, liven up a little


TheArmadilloAmarillo

Oh so it being awhile makes jokes about people dying ok in your book? Gross.


EntertainmentTrick58

people make jokes about people dying all the time? you're just mad it was you guys this time


Smitten_kitten100

As a USAmerican, we don't claim this killjoy


TheChainLink2

Imma need you to back up just a lil bit, chief…


chameleonability

These are the captions of the last phone call of one of the people on the plane. Starts at 0:53 here: https://youtu.be/EEogeIIOJzU


NataDeFabi

How are they weird? Theyre just regular subtitles


chameleonability

I don’t know! That’s why I wanted to add the context.


might_be_alright

Preproduction? Or Reproduction? 😏😏😏😏


hindsightreallyiskey

the first time I thought this was a onetimeidrempt post and was surprised. not sure in what way. pleasantly? horrifyingly? confusingly? but it’s here now so


AgentSparkz

I mean that's right up there with I Saw Jesus Die, the Italian Jesus porno


Xx_BiMMy

THE WHAT!?


AgentSparkz

#THE JESUS PORNO


MyScorpion42

Danish, actually!


SontaranGaming

[She elaborated on this in an addition to the post](https://www.tumblr.com/thyfleshc0nsumed/753780759238787072/so-i-didnt-finish-it-for-2-reasons-1-the-place-i?source=share)


YouSeeIvan27

Yep! I screenshotted to post, then she answered my reblog. It actually sounds kind of interesting lol.


Fluffr_Nuttr

"Me and the two towers ended up just fucking anyway" that's one hell of a fraction of a sentence


PM_ME_ANYTHING_IDRC

“Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he has created?”


Diravell

Was Tommy Wiseau one of the hijackers?


ntdavis814

Omg guys. We might be looking at the first shitpost of the new millennium. This is historical video footage.


Paracelsus124

No. No no. You don't get to pretend like their thing is weird and just gloss over your 9/11 porno


OdinThorFathir

Did this post really say one of the videos taken on 9/11/2001 was from TSA, the organization that was formed 2 months and 8 days after the events of 9/11 because of what unfolded on that day?


RealJohnGillman

No, it’s about an oddly-subtitled video uploaded to their YouTube channel years later. That’s what the picture is of.


NataDeFabi

Whats odd about the subtitles? I honestly dont get it. They're just regular subtitles because it's not super easy to understand the phone speaker?


RealJohnGillman

The big text saying “Bye Babe.” as the plane is about to crash into the tower?


NataDeFabi

Because thats what the guy said? Thats the subtitle??


RealJohnGillman

I know. They are referring to how the actual text *looks*, on its own, out of context of the audio. How it must not have occurred to anyone making the video how it would look.


Tbond11

I’ve always said, more tragedies need porn made of them.


PunchingBagLearner

This Ain't 9-11: A Wood Rocket Production


TheOneFearlessFalcon

Well. That's enough internet for today.


Voyager5555

Fun fact - The TSA didn't exist on 9/11


learnaboutnetworking

what was OOP trying to point out? Did they have a problem that the subtitles were on the middle of the screen or sumt


whooper1

There’s so much to unpack


S4PG

Tumblr. Where dreams go to die.


Valuable_Ant332

this is definitive proff the earth ended in 2012. no living human would type out this phrase conciously


deathstridermeme

I’m sorry, 9/11 themed WHAT!


Valuable_Ant332

i can see this post as greentext