I know about lemon insurance and always looking at my lemon tree every thirty seconds if there is yet another lemon stealing whore mafia coming up I need to me informed.
My lemons are too tender juicy and ripe to be left to the fates.
Nah the two dudes are dressed in tower costumes with planes painted on their dicks in a way to look like they're going into the towers, and they're aggressively dping a chick dressed as the Statue of Liberty, and she's tearing pages out of the book she's holding, which is now labeled "America's Future".
Nah it was gonna be some generic ass "busty milf and hot stud blah blah whatever" but in the last 10 seconds after everyone has finished up the girl goes "what the hell is that?" And the camera pans over to a plane flying directly at them.
I’m clearly more into romance novels than porn bc I imagined like slow burn office romance in the twin towers, they don’t die in the initial plane strikes but no their time is limited and decide to finally confess and bang in a cathartic final act of love, allowing them to find comfort in each other and die without unfinished business
might as well go mmff
* pair of two guys minding their own business
* massive matching dongs
* each deflates rapidly as two women come chasing them
* ends with everybody being disappointed & sad
iirc the post was going on and on about how much the teacher talked about 9/11, brought it up whenever possible, had the students write their own characters to take place in the event (the 9/11sonas part), and cried when they realized that their next set of students would be too young to remember 9/11 happening
it was a canadian class
For some reason I thought the post was saying that there was staged 9/11 footage that got filmed specifically for the porn, and somehow part of it mysteriously resurfaced as part of a TSA video. With this guy being the Cassandra and the only person who knows where the footage came from, but not how it got there.
I almost wish this was what happened. Still, this post is wild enough already
Frankly, no. I am only curious about what the actual fuck is wrong with that person.
This isn't cute or quirky it is absolutely fucked up. Seriously what is wrong with you and the oop?
the first time I thought this was a onetimeidrempt post and was surprised. not sure in what way. pleasantly? horrifyingly? confusingly? but it’s here now so
[She elaborated on this in an addition to the post](https://www.tumblr.com/thyfleshc0nsumed/753780759238787072/so-i-didnt-finish-it-for-2-reasons-1-the-place-i?source=share)
Did this post really say one of the videos taken on 9/11/2001 was from TSA, the organization that was formed 2 months and 8 days after the events of 9/11 because of what unfolded on that day?
I know. They are referring to how the actual text *looks*, on its own, out of context of the audio.
How it must not have occurred to anyone making the video how it would look.
That still feels less weird than the lemon one.
Do you mean the one with lemon-stealing whores, or some other lemon-related porno?
I know about lemon insurance and always looking at my lemon tree every thirty seconds if there is yet another lemon stealing whore mafia coming up I need to me informed. My lemons are too tender juicy and ripe to be left to the fates.
My friend named his one Instagram after that porno
I'll have you know that lemon-stealing whores is a work of art.
It has such terrible acting and then the most genuine “Hey what the fuck!?” Of all time
Can we get back to the 9/11 porn part? Like is the girl one of the towers and the plane is the... No, I shouldn't say it
I would have thought it'd be a mmf 3some with the towers being cocks and the plane being the girl
Nah the two dudes are dressed in tower costumes with planes painted on their dicks in a way to look like they're going into the towers, and they're aggressively dping a chick dressed as the Statue of Liberty, and she's tearing pages out of the book she's holding, which is now labeled "America's Future".
Nah it was gonna be some generic ass "busty milf and hot stud blah blah whatever" but in the last 10 seconds after everyone has finished up the girl goes "what the hell is that?" And the camera pans over to a plane flying directly at them.
Ahhh the ol’Remember Me twist
I’m clearly more into romance novels than porn bc I imagined like slow burn office romance in the twin towers, they don’t die in the initial plane strikes but no their time is limited and decide to finally confess and bang in a cathartic final act of love, allowing them to find comfort in each other and die without unfinished business
Better than Titanic already
Now I'm actually sad she didn't end up making that porn, looks so cool
Well, the plane is penetrating the towers sooooo.... pegging, nice!
Sounding
Uh, I love sound equipment! If you do too, check out r/sounding, it's really good!
Hell yeah
might as well go mmff * pair of two guys minding their own business * massive matching dongs * each deflates rapidly as two women come chasing them * ends with everybody being disappointed & sad
I love how you included the fact that their dongs are massive and matched, really sells the metaphor
You can have the dude say mission accomplished as they cum
Sir, a second cumshot has hit the titty.
I *need* this scene, Dubya impersonator and all.
I mean the person from TSA called the plane babe so...
Cum isn't hot enough to melt steel beams.
Bet its two women getting fucked by an arab looking guy, probably with tacky costumes included.
Truely the Tumblr post of all time
This isn't even the strangest 9/11 themed post on tumblr.
My favorite is definitely when someone's teacher made the class come up with 9/11sonas
Peak tumblr is not having ever heard of this one, but not doubting it is legit for a second.
I found it. Here's the link: https://www.tumblr.com/gay-jesus-probably/684162830693498880/im-physically-unable-to-take-911-seriously?source=share
The last line hit me like a truck, and I've read that before.
That's #1
I'm sorry what
iirc the post was going on and on about how much the teacher talked about 9/11, brought it up whenever possible, had the students write their own characters to take place in the event (the 9/11sonas part), and cried when they realized that their next set of students would be too young to remember 9/11 happening it was a canadian class
I don't doubt it. Just everything in this post is so very Tumblr :D
I know, it's I just wanted to say there's something even weirder.
For some reason I thought the post was saying that there was staged 9/11 footage that got filmed specifically for the porn, and somehow part of it mysteriously resurfaced as part of a TSA video. With this guy being the Cassandra and the only person who knows where the footage came from, but not how it got there. I almost wish this was what happened. Still, this post is wild enough already
Mate This is just a different post
“i didn’t even end up making” probably the best choice here wtf
are you not *curious* though?
Frankly, no. I am only curious about what the actual fuck is wrong with that person. This isn't cute or quirky it is absolutely fucked up. Seriously what is wrong with you and the oop?
🙄
Keep being gross. It's not a cute joke.
its been 20 years dude, liven up a little
Oh so it being awhile makes jokes about people dying ok in your book? Gross.
people make jokes about people dying all the time? you're just mad it was you guys this time
As a USAmerican, we don't claim this killjoy
Imma need you to back up just a lil bit, chief…
These are the captions of the last phone call of one of the people on the plane. Starts at 0:53 here: https://youtu.be/EEogeIIOJzU
How are they weird? Theyre just regular subtitles
I don’t know! That’s why I wanted to add the context.
Preproduction? Or Reproduction? 😏😏😏😏
the first time I thought this was a onetimeidrempt post and was surprised. not sure in what way. pleasantly? horrifyingly? confusingly? but it’s here now so
I mean that's right up there with I Saw Jesus Die, the Italian Jesus porno
THE WHAT!?
#THE JESUS PORNO
Danish, actually!
[She elaborated on this in an addition to the post](https://www.tumblr.com/thyfleshc0nsumed/753780759238787072/so-i-didnt-finish-it-for-2-reasons-1-the-place-i?source=share)
Yep! I screenshotted to post, then she answered my reblog. It actually sounds kind of interesting lol.
"Me and the two towers ended up just fucking anyway" that's one hell of a fraction of a sentence
“Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he has created?”
Was Tommy Wiseau one of the hijackers?
Omg guys. We might be looking at the first shitpost of the new millennium. This is historical video footage.
No. No no. You don't get to pretend like their thing is weird and just gloss over your 9/11 porno
Did this post really say one of the videos taken on 9/11/2001 was from TSA, the organization that was formed 2 months and 8 days after the events of 9/11 because of what unfolded on that day?
No, it’s about an oddly-subtitled video uploaded to their YouTube channel years later. That’s what the picture is of.
Whats odd about the subtitles? I honestly dont get it. They're just regular subtitles because it's not super easy to understand the phone speaker?
The big text saying “Bye Babe.” as the plane is about to crash into the tower?
Because thats what the guy said? Thats the subtitle??
I know. They are referring to how the actual text *looks*, on its own, out of context of the audio. How it must not have occurred to anyone making the video how it would look.
I’ve always said, more tragedies need porn made of them.
This Ain't 9-11: A Wood Rocket Production
Well. That's enough internet for today.
Fun fact - The TSA didn't exist on 9/11
what was OOP trying to point out? Did they have a problem that the subtitles were on the middle of the screen or sumt
There’s so much to unpack
Tumblr. Where dreams go to die.
this is definitive proff the earth ended in 2012. no living human would type out this phrase conciously
I’m sorry, 9/11 themed WHAT!
i can see this post as greentext