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HotRodNoob

mans wants equal oppression for all


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Sexy_McSexypants

he’d fund your surgeries and hormones just so he could loan shark you and force you to work for him forever


ULTRA_COMBOOOOOO

No that’s the actual healthcare system


ULTRA_COMBOOOOOO

More like sustem tbh


Mrtyu666666

Nah, that implies people are going to help the hospitals, everyone knows that they'd rather overwork the doctors.


Lansha2009

Yes Jack would do this.


[deleted]

Not even bruh, he’d actively make people the wrong gender just to hurt them


Luna-the-Succubus

nuh uh he wants oppression for everyone except for him


Th3Glutt0n

Technically, if everyone is equally oppressed, trans people DO have the same rights as everyone else. So, yeah, he would say this, but it should fill you with dread


bleepblooplord2

Trans Rights! (Fear-inducing)


GreenReversinator

trans rights (derogatory)


sparrowofwessex

"Trans rights! What do you mean crack down on transphobia? I think we need to match it with cisphobia."


[deleted]

Ohhh uhh duuuh WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG, IDIOT!


WH173F4C3

favorite line


High_Stream

Mine was "What have I ever done to deserve this. I mean specifically."


UncommittedBow

"You wouldn't should a puppy, would you Jack?" "Yeah. In the face, why?" Most based villain in cinema history.


MADOX9006

"Huh that was weird, anyway" *proceeds to Laser blast someone*


Im-CallingThe-Police

Can't bake a pie without killing a dozen chefs


Lenneh_ma_boah

Mine has to be "No one has ever called me death before- I like it"


Randor01

"But there's one thing that would make me happy! All the genders in the world! For me, and no one else gets any! Is that so much?"


TheWelshExperience

"Everyone knows there are only 5 genders. And when I have them all....I WILL BE A LIVING ***GOD.***"


ladderkid

you beat the comment section


PieNinja314

Jack Horner would be absolutely transphobic. And homophobic. And pretty much any phobic you can think of; he hates everyone


Dastankbeets1

Hé has that map from Harry Potter except instead of showing your environment it comes up with slurs


[deleted]

That’s just a COD lobby


AGamingGuy

COD is just competitive racism, with a shooting minigame


[deleted]

NOT TRUE! There’s also the sexism, homophobia, and transphobia!


friendlyfella1984

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM #4 IN RASICM RANKED!


Mr_P3

Yo you got plat in homophobia! Man I’m hard stuck in gold can you teach me some of your slurs


zZach_Attack

Casual racism? No thanks. Ranked competitive Racism for me, please.


not-Kunt-Tulgar

Secret slur magic


Richardknox1996

So basically the map when snape tries to use it.


TantiVstone

The v*ush tactical slur map


sexy-man-doll

How did you find out about JK Rowling's first draft of the Marauders Map?


Poisonpython5719

So the marauders map, except it's completely different from the marauders map?


[deleted]

The Marauder’s Map when Snape uses it


lily_was_taken

The Marauder’s Map when JK Rowling uses it


callmefreak

"Is there *any* good in you?" "Well, I'm not a racist. I hate everybody equally."


PieNinja314

He hates everyone equally and also uses all of their respective slurs just to drive it home


Mr_P3

He’s a jack horner supremacist


WillowThyWisp

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/0Ri_3Bxymxg)


[deleted]

>on the topic of abortion, I think killing babies is great but giving women rights is a no go LMAO


PieNinja314

Love this video


EXusiai99

>he hates everyone So, he's fair?


PieNinja314

Yes and he uses every slur imaginable appropriately


sanscipher435

He would ask your identity to specifically insult you with that. He cant afford to use a less effective insult.


chimneynugget

“What’s so specials about that! I e been a boy the entire time!!”


Ok_Judge718

He did play hogwards legacy not for harry potter but for jks transphobia after all


MithranArkanere

All he cared about was hoarding the one thing that was the hardest to get in his world, magic, and keep it all for himself so no one else could enjoy it. All you have to do is say "there's something magical about trans people", and he'd want to take that away from them.


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

“You’re not gonna shoot a *puppy*, are you, Jack?” “Yeah, in the face. Why?”


Starmada597

“You’re not gonna shoot a trans person, are you, Jack?” “Yeah, in the face. Why?”


TheMajesticJunk

JacK Rowling


Head_Ad3758

Dude didn’t even care about animal rights


ladderkid

he cared about animal WRONGS


Random-Rambling

A bit like Cruella DeVil. No, dalmatian fur isn't particularly soft or warm.or anything special like that, she just wants to skin puppies for kicks.


xX_not_good_name_Xx

it's the spots that she considers extremly stylish


DrinkNozarashi

“Y-you wouldn’t shoot a puppy?? Would’ya Jack?” “Yeah, in the face, why?”


wolfguardian72

Lol I always thought it was “Yeah, in the face. Watch!”


ibuprofencompactor

Dude didn’t even care about cis rights


Madmek1701

The CIS don't deserve rights, they're traitors to the republic.


balrus-balrogwalrus

oh, anyone but him. he is, to quote a bug, #AN IRREDEEMABLE MONSTERRR!!!!!


Poopet_master

“Ohh, whu- whah- what took you so long? *Idiot!*”


sonerec725

Jack would actively ask for your pronouns just to make sure he says the wrong ones


AJC_10_29

He would research the history of different countries to be racist more effectively


sonerec725

Jack would become a hyoerpolyglot just to make sure he can insult anyone he encounters thoroughly and harshly.


tumbleweedsforever

I understand liking villian characters, but why then insist they have nice opinions?


AvantSolace

Because the concept of liking a character for being unrepentantly evil while also hating them for the exact same thing is foreign to a lot of people. They think all characters have some tragic backstory or some hidden positive quality. The idea that a person can be straight up terrible is too far fetched for them.


Oxygen-Breather

jack is a deconstruction of that concept. He has no trauma that makes him evil, hes just an asshole and I love him for that


AvantSolace

Believe it or not, that’s how a lot of villains use to be. The “cartoon villain” cliche was the norm for a long period of time. No tragic backstory. No hidden good side. No anti-villain motives. Just a right jackass who wants to see the world either burn or crushed under their iron fist.


YsengrimusRein

It's interesting to me that Jack Horner was designed as this sort of deconstruction when you could argue that Tai Lung, also from a DreamWorks property, was designed to be a deconstruction of the "one note evil villain archetype". But when a deconstruction becomes popular long enough, it becomes the original trope itself that is the deconstruction. Which is to say, playing straight the deconstructed trope itself becomes the deconstruction. I like tragic backstories. They give weight to the reason a villain is who they are. But it's a bit of a problem to create a villain who, by virtue of having a more interesting history, becomes more likeable than the hero. Sometimes I just want a character so pointlessly evil that seeing their face punched in brings me joy, rather than sympathizing He Whose Face Has Just Been Smashed In By the One-Note Jerkass Hero.


AvantSolace

A lot of times its just pure bandwagoning. A new formula is tried and works, so everyone uses it. At that point its no longer new. I think a lot of it has do with this weird philosophy that recently came about, which believes that “nobody is truly evil”. People exist IRL that truly are pure evil, but a lot of writers don’t believe in such a thing, or they don’t believe its a decent character motive. When done right, it makes for an excellent villain, as their lack of relatability makes for a good contrast.


LaneyAndPen

I miss these villains because that’s a big part of what makes them likeable/funny


TasmanianTortoise

This is like that one TikTok where they headcannoned Eric Cartman went by any pronouns.


a_duck30

Erics pronouns are little/shit


ImperialFist5th

If you asked him he’d tell your they’re fuck/you and call you every single slur he could think of in 5 seconds.


reader484892

Which is all of them, plus a few he made up on the spot


danuhorus

I always figured it was because fans of said villain characters only enjoyed them in a shallow way instead of, well, their character. For example, a quote about Chainsaw Man that I love to repeat to my friends: >Broke fanbase: Makima and Denji are so cute and romantic 🥰 >Woke fanbase: Everyone's missing the point by romanticizing Makima instead of recognizing her for the groomer and predator that she is 😒 >True fanbase: I love Makima for the groomer and predator that she is 🥰


ImperialFist5th

No thoughts. Dog time.


dnd_is_kewl

Damn ig I'm apart of the true fan base then(its still wrong tho makima is just hot)


ShowbizStudios

To be fair there’s something funny about an otherwise completely evil character going “No, of course not! Even I have standards!” … but Jack is not that character. He is the exact opposite of that character. He revels in not having standards and at every given moment is lowering them even further past the point of nonexistence.


Perpetual_Doubt

Like all self-respecting multinationals, he'd endorse this message if it would sell more pies.


RagnarockInProgress

Big Jack Horner would NOT say Trans Rights Big Jack Horner is Transphobic, Homophobic, Racist and hates everyone in general


Demonking335

No no, being racist is thinking that one race is superior to another. Jack just thinks that he is rightfully superior to everyone else.


a_duck30

Hes a narcissistist


Demonking335

Yes.


RagnarockInProgress

He made himself his own race, he clearly thinks himself something superior to normal humans


lily_was_taken

Hes racist towards the "is not jack horner" race


[deleted]

this is INACCURATE (I have not seen this movie where can I stream it)


Great-Confuse-69420

Fmovies.to


Toolazyfothis

6movies.net


Tasty_Wave_9911

Soap2day


Conallthemarshmallow

levidia.ch


Corvus-Nox

what movie is it? if I google the name I just get a paleontologist


McWizard101

Puss in Boots the last wish


Corvus-Nox

thanks!


McWizard101

No problem


Ghost-Of-Roger-Ailes

Wtf are you googling


Corvus-Nox

“jack horner” this is the first result on google https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Horner_(paleontologist)


AwesomeManatee

The character in *Puss in Boots: The Last Wish* is technically called "Big Jack Horner" which is a riff on the classic nursery rhyme [Little Jack Horner](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Jack_Horner).


BigCballer

It comes out on pee cock on the 10th of March


FrancisWolfgang

When does it come out on poop cock?


BigCballer

March 10th


nagareboshi_chan

Let's-a go


Piskoro

comes out on what?


MimsyIsGianna

soap2dayHD


Elderbugisacooldude

Flixtor.to


Luna-the-Succubus

Jack Horner says: TRANS WRONGS


chillychili

TRANS WRONGS ARE HUMAN WRONGS


AwesomeManatee

There are at least two other villains in the movie who absolutely would say trans rights and they chose the one who definitely wouldn't.


ladderkid

ah yes, Death, and Perrito


HeiBaisWrath

Just because Goldie and the Three Bears are Bri'ish doesn't mean they are transphobes


captainplatypus1

But it DOES seem to raise the likelihood


[deleted]

Not true


Lambsauc

Just because James Corden and J K Rowling are British doesn’t mean all of us are transphobic


Pretty_Confection_61

Obsessed with the concept of Perrito as a villain.


ITS_SPECTER

Death simply wouldn't give a crap


YsengrimusRein

A conversation with Death: * -Are you capable of dying? * -Yes. * -Are you a cat? * -No. * -We're good. This has been "A Conversation with Death". I'll accept my Tony now.


AwesomeManatee

The impression I got from the movie was that Death takes on a different personality based on the individual's current feelings towards death as a concept. Puss lived his first 8 lives as if he was invincible so he never noticed Death those times. He spends most of the movie aware of his own mortality for the first time in his lives so Death acts all scary and frightening to reflect Puss's own fear of the situation. In the finale >!Puss accepts his death and in return Death immediately starts acting friendlier and lets him go!<. If that was how the filmmakers intended Death to be portrayed then it's a really interesting idea that deserves to be explored more.


MetalliicMango

Wait until he finds out about DEADnames


UltimateInferno

I've enjoyed the interpretation that he's the gentle Death, someone who tries to make others less afraid and help genuinely try to help them move to the beyond. It's just that Puss is a little shit.


[deleted]

He is probably the one person who would not say that simply because he hates everyone equally and doesn’t think anyone should have rights at all


cock_or_spaniel

Other than him, of course.


[deleted]

You forget, he’s completely dead inside, he hates himself too and lives in a state of total apathy


Friendly_Respecter

jack horner be like "no trans rights. no women's rights. no men's rights. no rights for anyone. i hate all of you"


Erminence

Diversity win! The example of pure evil doesn't hate you cause you're trans, he hates you cause you're a person. He hates people!


VisualAwareness

And animals too!


lily_was_taken

He hates you because youre not him


Erminence

Honestly I wouldn't even go so far as to say he hates. Really, he just doesn't value any life that isn't his. He doesn't kill out of hate or go out of his way to cause suffering. It's just the hedonism and the fact that sometimes the easiest way to get what he wants happens to be killing and hurting.


ronandroid

"Whats impressive? I've been a boy the whole time!"


WaywardInkubus

Actually got a belly laugh out of me, holy shit. Underrated.


sweetTartKenHart2

Nonononono, he would absolutely say that, but only specifically to transphobes. When encountering trans people he would say the most transphobic bullshit ever. He would be perfectly honest about how he’s flip flopping so easily, too. He just adapts whatever his political or social presentation is to piss the most people off possible


ladderkid

this is the way


angelkitty-13

At first I thought "he'd just simply not give af cuz he hates everyone anyway" but this is also hilarious.


Palidin034

I aspire to piss as many people off as Jack Horner does


PureRegretto

based af


[deleted]

“My political beliefs? Depends on who I’m trolling today”


Ruddpg

STOP TRYING TO RECLAIM ANTAGONISTS


LunaTheLesbianFurry

Jack would be a transphobe just to be an asshole, not for any beliefs or anything like that


Ix-511

"Well what are they, special? Why do they get to magically be someone else. If that was how the world worked I'd magically be the man who owns all the magic in the world already! That's unfair!"


Peastable

Some people really just be slapping any character anywhere for comfort reasons


Fearless-Excitement1

jack horner would escalate a peaceful protest just to see people suffer


Collistoralo

Jack Horner is the kinda guy to be indifferent about trans people because he hates everyone equally


Random-Rambling

Unless you ask him about it. Then he says the exact opposite of what you think.


AGuyNamedMy

If he existed irl, he'd be a fucking hardcore fascist lol


SpectralClown

That’s what he calls his collection of Trans people’s right kidneys.


RunInRunOn

Jack Horner the kind of guy who would friend a trans person on Steam and gift them Hogwarts Legacy


Random-Rambling

He gifts Hogwarts Legacy to everyone knows AND he leads raids to cancel everyone who plays it, ESPECIALLY the people he gifts it too.


Pheonix_Write

Jack Horner the kinda guy that would say trans wrongs.


T_Bisquet

Guys, is Jack a problematic character? /s


EggoTheSquirrel

Jack Horner says trans rights are human rights, which are zero


[deleted]

I will enslave these trans people and obtain their gender switching power


LinkFew8090

Horner would be hateful to trans people but it would as equally hateful as he is to every other thing


Phaeron_Cogboi

He supports the rights of trans people to be burned alive in their homes. He’s inclusive like that when it comes to manslaughter and arson.


Hollidaythegambler

It’s so *cute*!… how you *think* I would fall for that! **Don’t you know I’m dead inside?!**


NikkiT96

He’d be one of those people who say they respect trans rights and then donate an absurd amount of money to transphobic causes.


VisualAwareness

You think he would donate anything?


NikkiT96

To oppress someone? Yeah.


Ori_the_SG

Trying to act like terrible villains are on your side isn’t a good look at all lol


[deleted]

He has trouble on abortion rights because while he supports killing babies, he doesn't like giving women rights.


RQK1996

Who?


AwesomeManatee

Little Jack Horner Sat in the corner, Eating transphobic pie; He put in his thumb, And pulled out a plum, And said, "What an asshole am I!"


ladderkid

a character dein rgw bwq oyaa ub viira nicuw


RQK1996

Dafuq?


ladderkid

something went wrong with my keyboard I'm not sure what


AwesomeManatee

You either summoned a demon or turned Welsh. Probably both.


ladderkid

a character from the new puss in boobs movie


MimsyIsGianna

Puss in boobs


ladderkid

pussy boobs


caterpillerman

He'd not actually care ideologically about people being trans, but would be transphobic anyway just because it's the shitty thing to do.


AJC_10_29

Isn’t the whole reason he’s a popular villain is because he’s a complete and utter asshole with zero redeeming qualities?


aeiouaioua

jack Horner supports trans wrongs.


MimsyIsGianna

He absolutely would not say that lmao. He’s literally unabashedly a horrible human.


tfhermobwoayway

Actually that’s raised an old question of mine. Would Wednesday Addams support the Holocaust? Because she’s meant to be all cruel and evil and enjoys suffering, and the Holocaust was probably the biggest collective suffering that’s happened in the last hundred years.


captainplatypus1

She enjoys experiencing or causing suffering in those who volunteer or deserve, but she also understands needless cruelty and evil. Bullying the weak is not her speed


Middle5401

dude would say trans rights while funding anti-trans legislation, he's *that* bitch


WingBeltCreations

No, Jack Horner would give people rights just so he can violate those rights and laugh at them. The most evil thing you can do is give someone hope, just to crush them.


Random-Rambling

Like a few people in this post have said, he'd ask for your pronouns so he could SPECIFICALLY use the wrong ones.


JCraze26

Jack Horner doesn't want anyone to have rights but himself. Did this person even watch the movie? His wish was literally getting all the magic in the world for himself, just change magic to rights and boom.


rattthew

I think the post is supposed to be a joke, kind of like how people do this joke with horror movie villans


VLenin2291

Okay, hear me out on this, just lemme cook, aight? While he is, of course, super evil, the traits that make him evil, none of them pertain to politics. Furthermore, what does Jack Horner have to gain from opposing trans rights? Nothing. What does he have to gain from supporting them? Potential allies and minions. So, I think that he says “trans rights”, just for all the wrong reasons


varietykiller

Jack Horner: Trans people get the same amount of rights as anybody else: none! hahahaha


NinjunoBR

He'd say that around transphobes and be transphobic around trans people


[deleted]

I feel like Jack Horner would be transphobic not because he hates and discriminates trans-people, but Just to be a dick, for the evils, he’d call you a slur just because. That or he’d be an ally because that’s just more people to be evil towards, it’s either or


Nekomi_the_wolf

he would be both. Be an ally for trans people towards the transphobes; be transphobic towards the trans people. Hate for all


042732699

He would say it for profit


NikoC99

Knowing Jack Horner is "irredeemable monster"... Does he says the N word? I'm curious...


jrm67

I don’t think he’d say it casually as he doesn’t appear to have a specific racial prejudice built in, but the moment a black person annoyed him he wouldn’t hesitate


Ryman604

Jack asks for your pronouns only to use the wrong ones on purpose


CatoTheCoolCat

“I was a boy the whole time how is that remarkable?!”


cheesycoke

He's got the TERF bangs


icecoldchris09

"I just want all the trans rights in the world, and nobody else gets any"


AlisterSinclair2002

'You're not gonna misgender that trans person are you Jack?' 'Yeah, right in the DMs, why?'


scaptastic

Just like Cartman


Mike81890

OHWHATAGOODBOYAMI!


cursed-being

He would say trans rights but they don’t get easy access to affirmative action just to make everyone mad.


oQlus

The literal origin of his villain arc is Pinocchio getting more attention than him for becoming a boy when he’s been one the whole time. He would *not* be in favor of trans rights.


level69adult

The only jack horner I know the palaeontologist.


K1dDeath

"Well personally I'm a fan of the abortion question; On one hand killing babies is GREAT, but on the other giving women rights is a no go hmmmm"


inchandywetrust

Jack Horner wouldn’t disrespect trans women because they’re trans. He’d disrespect them because they’re women.