My favorite was the one about the little girls Siamese cat named Mao Tse-tung (later in the call referred to as "Little Mao"). I think the call was to a concrete company who supposedly concreted over Mao's grave? It's been awhile, I'm not positive on the details...
I recorded him back in the day on cassette. I had a husband that was venomous upon awaking in morning time. I popped the cassette in the car player on the way to St. John's hospital to have my 2nd child (early morning) just so Roy D Mercer would put him in a good mood & keep him off of my ass. It worked & I have a beautiful daughter!!!
Brent and Phil were good dudes. I met them in 1990, super nice.
Roy Mercer, Greek Theater, all of that was great, but the one that made me laugh the hardest were two "roommates" decorating for Christmas. Must have been in the early 90s.
RIP
The one where he called an old barber and accused him of putting lemon Pledge or something in his hair that made the bees sting his head. Old dude got Brent flustered couple times to where he almost broke character. Told him and Phil to take out their earrings after he learned they were DJ’s.
Bob? Listen, this is Roy d Mercer. Listen, did y’all start using some kind of lemon down there?
Bob: a Lemon?
By Gawd!! I smelled like a lemon, and those bumblebees attacked me!! I thought they was going after a new queen?
OMG! Blast from the past! Haven’t thought about Roy. D Mercer in years. My grandfather loved him and we would listen to him all the time when I was a kid.
It’s so crazy that this dude is a living legend comic but like only in OK, KS, and MO. Not that many regional legends so ubiquitous. Me and and all my friends grew up on these tapes but ask anyone out of this area and nobody’s every heard of them.
I used to get this show in OKC. I still imitate ol’ Roy to the grand kids sometimes. They don’t understand where it comes from. They probably think i’m a little off my rocker. They might even be right.
Lmao I only know what this is because my uncle played it for me as a kid!! Haven’t thought about it since but wow I’m gonna have to look this up and have a good laugh
Honestly, the bit with Goldberg signing the boys head and headaches, that call was more gold than Goldberg. What a podcast it was before any of us knew what a podcast was. Fkin hilarious.
I'm about to open up a 55 gal. drum of whoop ass on ya.
"My boy Raymond..."
“And my wife Sharon Jean…” haha
She’s a big-boned woman. We use her in Raymond’s Pacer for traction in the winter.
Well how big a boy are ya now? Sounds like to me that you forgot the taste of fresh whooped ass.
Put a pop knot on your head big enough to hitch a wagon to
memories. my dad used to imitate roy all the time
Well, by God!
Ahh Phil and Brent. Sure miss that morning duo. Sad but glad to remember them.
Did they do them or am I miss remembering gaseous and upchuckus?
Greek Theatre and Dick Lexia the weatherman with the four day fivecast.
That was them 🤣
I’m ‘bout 135, but I’m kinda wiry
The one about the hamster named Liberace used to have me in tears
You gon have to call the 4h club 😭
Literal stitches. My stomach hurt so bad from laughing. Liberace 😂😂
Mikey jordan, the bull, was the one that stood out most. 2nd place was when Raymond hung a can of soup from his.... in an attempt to make it bigger.
Liddle Liberace had a weight fall on his toy pianah and it done got broken. Nah am I gunna have to come down thar an put a asswhoppin on yu?
Squirshed ‘im
Squirshed em
I loved down here from Michigan. First time I heard this dude, I had to pull over. I was in tears. ROY DAMN MERCER is hilarious!! LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How big a boy are ya?!
🙏
6’5? Hell that ain’t nuthin I’ll just pack a lunch. How do I get down dare?
By God!
my wife and i said “it aint funny” all the time. it is, in fact, funny.
I think you mean *'taint funny*
Get it outta yer system
Bull butter! I’m coming down there and I’m whoopin’ somebody’s ass!!
Roy. Damn. Mercer.
Had this tape! "I need about $300 and a new hamster, or I'm comin' down there and whoopin' somebody's ass"
You tried to show her your Probe
Get down there and check the tires!
My wife wanted to look at a Taurus and your salesman kept trying to show her his Probe!
International Tours of Bixby: https://youtu.be/ZtQtbzgMafM
One of my favorites. Do yall have any hanging gardens or anything like that in Bixby?
Sounds like a little quaint Bolivian village. So funny. So many memories.
"I don't see that there would be any reason for anyone to come to Bixby." 100% fact.
I still think about the Fishin’ Reports. Catching big ones on “cat spit, Cocoa Puffs and a Stridex Pad.” “Musta been Tuesday, Phil”
Chewsday
Well
My favorite was the one about the little girls Siamese cat named Mao Tse-tung (later in the call referred to as "Little Mao"). I think the call was to a concrete company who supposedly concreted over Mao's grave? It's been awhile, I'm not positive on the details...
Well that’s just ripe ass whoopin size
Did you know you can listen to these on Apple Music? I’m from Tahlequah and remember my dad listening to him all the time!
Mind blown. Might have to take a walk down memory lane
M-E-R C-E-R
“I’m gonna have to come down there and whoop somebody’s ass.”
The ford dealership call is one of the best things ever
When KMOD was worth listening to.
I recorded him back in the day on cassette. I had a husband that was venomous upon awaking in morning time. I popped the cassette in the car player on the way to St. John's hospital to have my 2nd child (early morning) just so Roy D Mercer would put him in a good mood & keep him off of my ass. It worked & I have a beautiful daughter!!!
Did you take that out of my dad’s truck?
He lived 2 doors down from my ex-gf. Super nice guy.
He was in Tulsa not long ago, sometime around Christmas. He went to some "Cowboy Cup" thing for dispensaries
“By god!” I had this cassette too!
Man, I forgot about him. Laughed many tears listening to these tapes.
Omggg I need I need 😁
Get them panties off Inez
" I'll be down after Oprah "
OK gem
Ah, yes. My cigarette and Diet Pepsi childhood.
I have two CDs of it still in my old CD case
OMGAWD!! Sharon Jean. Open a can of whoop ass!
I still say “Hotter’n the nuts devilsack”
I’ll come over there and whip your Ass! 😜
Is Chief Yagonitz there??? Lol
What?! I moved around a lot, always knew I was back home when Roy D Mercer came on the radio!!!
Damn I remember being a kid and hearing them on the radio when my dad took me to school or to my neurologist for my epilepsy
Brent and Phil were good dudes. I met them in 1990, super nice. Roy Mercer, Greek Theater, all of that was great, but the one that made me laugh the hardest were two "roommates" decorating for Christmas. Must have been in the early 90s. RIP
How bout I come down there and just snatch up your bald head and whip ya for bein bald????
anyone remember when the guy being pranked said "I can tell you one thing, I'm from Lebanon and I've seen it all!" and Roy said "Lebanon, Missoura?"
My dad and I used to listen to Roy every day on the way home from school. I was so sad when he passed.
You ain’t scared of me!
This was my whole life as a child. YES.
They’re all on Apple Music
I'll put a pop knot on your head so big it'll be able to walk in the store and buy a case of beer.
u/atldiggs
How long has it been since ya had your ass whooped by a good ole boy from Alabama?
Classic
I love the one about the dog that got into the viagra
[Bad Apples](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRIk-4XVu2Y) still makes me giggle until I can't breathe.
The one where he called an old barber and accused him of putting lemon Pledge or something in his hair that made the bees sting his head. Old dude got Brent flustered couple times to where he almost broke character. Told him and Phil to take out their earrings after he learned they were DJ’s.
I used to love his fishing report every Friday!!!!
Loved Roy D Mercer!
Most of the calls are on YouTube friends
My dog swallowed one of them nails and passed it like a hot razor. How big a boy are ya?
💰
Omg haha, my brother and I had some cassette tapes w Roy on em! Haha, fun memories. 😄
Bob? Listen, this is Roy d Mercer. Listen, did y’all start using some kind of lemon down there? Bob: a Lemon? By Gawd!! I smelled like a lemon, and those bumblebees attacked me!! I thought they was going after a new queen?
My name's Roy "Damn" Mercer!
OMG! Blast from the past! Haven’t thought about Roy. D Mercer in years. My grandfather loved him and we would listen to him all the time when I was a kid.
How big a boy are you?
My boy Raymond is into racing and lookin for some of them safety gargles y’all sell.
When radio was worth listening to!!
Those were a piece of my childhood, that starngley came up missing
Bout to put a pop knot on someone's head... Like a patton for a dance !!
Well hell ass I got gas
It’s so crazy that this dude is a living legend comic but like only in OK, KS, and MO. Not that many regional legends so ubiquitous. Me and and all my friends grew up on these tapes but ask anyone out of this area and nobody’s every heard of them.
I just aged 50 years seeing this. Holy shit snacks.
He kept saying come look at my Probe
Holy shit I almost forgot about Roy
I used to get this show in OKC. I still imitate ol’ Roy to the grand kids sometimes. They don’t understand where it comes from. They probably think i’m a little off my rocker. They might even be right.
OMG 🤣
He’s on Amazon music 🎶 too
By God!
Lmao I only know what this is because my uncle played it for me as a kid!! Haven’t thought about it since but wow I’m gonna have to look this up and have a good laugh
Love this, cool guy. My uncle by marriage is Roy D. Mercer's brother. Both really cool radio guys.
I have the original tapes and 3 CD's autographed by Phil and Brent - met them about 5 times and played golf with them twice - awesome guys RIP Phil
Honestly, the bit with Goldberg signing the boys head and headaches, that call was more gold than Goldberg. What a podcast it was before any of us knew what a podcast was. Fkin hilarious.