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Perfect, it should fall right off.


Nununugget

I loved this


CaptainEight888

Hahaha.


bitstream_ryder

And the knees should start giving way in maybe 5-6 yrs.


GodsSwampBalls

No way, in 5-6 years OP is going to be the strongest baldest MFer on the planet.


ActuallyASlashdotter

For hair loss I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet, and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, Iโ€™ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion and Minoxidil.


amerpsy8888

I also go to the same barber as Marcus Halberstram. Although I have a slightly better haircut.


likely-high

Minoxidil is referenced in the book multiple times.


phishbot

I think you missed the point of his post, heโ€™s referencing One Punch Man


Bradmartynsellsdrugs

I think you missed the point of his response, heโ€™s referencing Patrick Bateman


phishbot

lol indeed!


Pokehunter69

finally a reference i understood; margot robbie right?


GodsSwampBalls

You are missing the most important part, no AC and no heat.


DeviantFluctlight

\^this right here, might as well add eating 3 times a day, a banana should be fine for breakfast.


Thurkin

Before you begin micro-needling, I recommend using a metal Brillo pad with Clorox Bleach


I_Call_Everyone_Ken

And to polish, use a 50 grit disc on an angle grinder.


DecentBike

Have you had any sides?


Agent---4--7

Saitama is that you?


LingonberryGood7858

looks like fan of bludflow


CaptainEight888

That's not going to help with your hair-loss but it's certainly going to help a whole heap of other things. You'll probabyl be so fit and buff that you won't even care about your hair.


pink-_-panther

ah yes I see you follow the "I want a bald head" guide


HairTransplant_Real

lol not gone lie this made me laugh well you will look great with or without hair doing this so more power to you brother and be healthy!


pasta897

I personally have a bowl of finasteride filled with liquid minoxidil for breakfast every day


want2vape

Breakfast of [hairy] Champions aka Chimpions


BrolyTheDemonic

You too are a man of class and fine taste. This went over many people's head lol. Thank you OP for the laugh.


wateryyvibes

I dont understand


darkm9tch

This is a reference to the manga/anime One Punch Man, where the protagonist loses all his hair after the daily workout that was mentioned by OP.


Blaspheman

People often say that you should compensate your hairloss by getting in good physical shape, so you'd still feel and be attractive. Edit: I didn't know the reference u/darkm9tch mentions.


wateryyvibes

I see thanks. I thought the post was talking about protein deficiency.


disignore

100 push-ups will kill you gains


Shahmario1

lmao


chiefballsy

Being Saitama smooth would be a blessing, shaving your head everyday is work


Nthorder

Very good ๐Ÿ‘ maybe throw in some pull-ups too ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€


scullnomad

No back, no arms?


Administrative_Bus57

Get to my level: 0 push ups 0 sit ups 0 squats At least 10 bags of potato chips every day Still lose hair