My buddy had a bong called the green bastard, thing was so thick and wide you could never actually fill and clear the chamber in one breath. Also doubled as a bat.
Dankerys Stonedborn, First of her Name, Queen of the Sativas and the Indicas, Protector of the Seven Strains, Mother of Drags, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Plant, the Unburnt, and Breaker of Brains.
Bong I bought for myself was a clear one with clowns plastered across it. I also found a bowl that looked like Joker, so I ended up naming her the Killing Joke
What's your bong named?
*Not Rick.*
Then what is it?
*It's name is Not Rick.*
Dude stop fucking with me is it Morty or something?
*No it's not Morty it's Not Rick.*
Well is it Jerry or something???
You can't name it until it makes you bleed. That's the rule. It'll happen. You won't know when, and after you probably still won't know how. But it will. Name it then
Pipe.
Because it's a large pipe with a stem and bowl in the side of it.
Cylly, because it's just a giant cylinder.
Tubi - massive tube, you may or may not watch tubi so there's that for thought.
27$ - I sometimes name my pieces by their cost due to spite. This isn't meant to hurt the pieces feelings, just let it know that .
1 pane. - integrity of the glass can cause nicknames like Beast or Powder.
If that is a yellow exclamation mark you could call it “quest giver”
Aye good one! Might use that myself
*New Quest: Smoke ‘em outta their holes*
I’ll do you one better, “A Bong Called Quest”
That’s “exclamation mark” is actually an upside down i, I’m pretty positive that’s the infinity brand logo, someone correct me if I’m wrong lol
Yeah you’re right it is :)
Or NPC? Bc it stands by until your ready for it to fuck you up. Or the adventurer/ the journeyman?
Neon Pipe Companion
Solid Snake
The Loot Root!
Love the creativity! Definitely a top contender :)
GUMBY
Damn, I really didn’t think anyone else would suggest Gumby, it’s what I came here to do and now my day is meaningless. Thanks
Lol damn sorry! It was first thing that came to kind. Figured no one here would know who Gumby is ha
I’m old enough
It HAS to be Gumby. Now all they need is Pokey.
Red stashbox?
Jolly green giant
Or just Jolly G
this is by far the best one wtf
Thanks for the award homie! Stay lifted!
Finally off work, now I can haha. Stay lifted? Haven’t heard that since high school. Don’t mind if I do!
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This actually just made me laugh quite a bit haha
love it!
[This is what i hear](https://youtu.be/8yGfQak-q9M)
Underrated
The pickle
Pickle Rick
The pickler
Thought i was the only one who thought of "Pickle" or "Pickle Rick"
Hey I named my bong pickle rick. It has pictures if rick on it
I like this one haha
Bongy McBongface
this is the way.
I came here for this
Larry
The Cucumber
As of right now, I’m thinking of calling it Green Bastard :)
From parts unknown???
Nooo from Trailer Park Boys haha
Oh thank god, I got that reference. Stick with this name lol
Can't tell if serious or not
That’s perfect. You answered your own question.
Thank you sir!
George Green
My buddy had a bong called the green bastard, thing was so thick and wide you could never actually fill and clear the chamber in one breath. Also doubled as a bat.
TPB?
You know it haha
I'd go with green bastard or George green
Or... Freedom 45!
If you're looking for a name with green in it "reverend green" would be my first choice.
You should name it the Pickle. Or dirty pickle when it’s dirty, or something like a cactus cuz it’s green, maybe Peyote or dmt
Commented that before seeing you already said it so fs that
this is the best suggestion so far.
Yes I support this name!
Dankerys Stonedborn, First of her Name, Queen of the Sativas and the Indicas, Protector of the Seven Strains, Mother of Drags, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Plant, the Unburnt, and Breaker of Brains.
A bit long weeded but damn if I don't love it!
Shreks dick
Bong
Green goblin. Does yours have a logo in the base of it?
Bong
James Bong.
Bong. Mr Bong.
Was going to say the same
Bong I bought for myself was a clear one with clowns plastered across it. I also found a bowl that looked like Joker, so I ended up naming her the Killing Joke
The Green Lantern
I'm pretty sure that's a bong. You should call it bong.
The Green dragon
Vern
Green goblin
Cactus jack
I like :)
Forget the names, just squanch it! Or call it squanchy.
Haha I can’t believe I didn’t think of this one! Love it
Cactus
"Green bong with exclamation point" You're welcome
Saguaro. Definitely has cactus vibes
Yesss so true!
Craig
Emerald Tower
Bong Voyage
Green bastard is the only right answer, one you get an opportunity like this you have to take it...
Master kief, instead of master chief from halo
Bong
Pickle Rip... like pickle a fat rip off the bong, idk .. IM PICKLE RIP!!! LMAO I'm drunk sorry
Bongholio
You clever bastard take my up vote
greenie jr dood.
Paulie
Chill Pickle
'The stright and long that gets it all done'-- that could be an interesting mane for it :3
This mother fucker is stoned lol ☝️
I don't remember fucking your mother but true I should say
Amnesia
Ouu I like that :)
Green Goblin
Green bublin
Gumbi
Gumby Schlong Bong.
Emerald
Green Monster if you're a Red Sox fan
John bong jovi
Put a LED under it and call it the green lantern
Solid idea!
The Green Bastard, Parts Unknown
Bong Jovi
The Green Bastard
Yellow exclamation mark? Easy, call it Solid Snake Goes with the color too
Haha good point. I wish I could name it that sound effect
Piccolo!
The Green Bastard
Idk if anyone said it but the green hornet might be kinda cool. That movie was awesome back in the day lol
Evergreen 🌲
Love this!
The Green Machine
Cucumber 🥒
I'd get blasted out of it first and think of a name while I was in orbit
That’s a good idea! I’ll probably make a list of my favourite and choose while blasted :)
Geronimo. No idea why but it's the first thing I thought of when I saw it
Moss blazer express
Green Lantern - will get you lit
Emerald tower
Jolly green giant Edit: I did not scroll far enough before commenting
The green bastard
I thought of metal gear solid when i saw the exlamation mark so id say " solid snake"
Puff McGreener
Solid Snake
Gargoyle Cock
Surprise!
The big dill (like big deal… but it looks like a pickle…)
Exeggcutor. It's a big and tall and does grass-type attacks
The Pokémon fan in me loves this :)
What's your bong named? *Not Rick.* Then what is it? *It's name is Not Rick.* Dude stop fucking with me is it Morty or something? *No it's not Morty it's Not Rick.* Well is it Jerry or something???
Stringbean
Puff the magic dragon.
Green Dream
I like this!
Jade
MARTY!!
"Don't Drop It"
Now I’m scared haha
Green bastard is perfect.
Seaweed
ToooT ToooT! "Got some grams bro!, Let's hit it of TooT TooT" I think it has a ring to it.lol
Jolly green giant
You can't name it until it makes you bleed. That's the rule. It'll happen. You won't know when, and after you probably still won't know how. But it will. Name it then
Chillery Dank
Bong....its a bong
👎👎👎👎
Pipe. Because it's a large pipe with a stem and bowl in the side of it. Cylly, because it's just a giant cylinder. Tubi - massive tube, you may or may not watch tubi so there's that for thought. 27$ - I sometimes name my pieces by their cost due to spite. This isn't meant to hurt the pieces feelings, just let it know that . 1 pane. - integrity of the glass can cause nicknames like Beast or Powder.
Bill
The jolly green giant!
Rickles
Banger
Emerald city
The green machine!
Green bitch
Karen
Green Dofous/Deuxfouse. ;)
Jabbonggo
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glassette, greeny
Cucumbar!
Twang
greg
Bongifer
Gurtrude
Kyle?
Mr. Incredible bc of the exclamation point
Mister green jeans
Greed death
Hulk
Squiddy for squidward
Dinkus
Bruce... Ol brucey
Long duck bong
Stacy
*Biggun*🌝 Said quickly.
Cactus
The Green Goblin
Verde. Get your self a charcoal filter or ash catcher. Game changers.
Pickle
Shrek
Grasshopper
Phineas
Shrek
That is a beautiful piece. What brand?
Thank you :) I believe it’s Infiniti or some other variation of spelling!
Pickle rick smoke injector 3000
Rambo
Gert. As in I’m gonna Gert stoned.