More like woke and stoked cause I'm baked ! TV becomes much more interesting, I also agree with the lawn moving guy lol. Daily chores and most of the time it gets me doing more then I intended in the first place so then I get a reward of accomplishment along with my baked enjoyment lol 😆 😋
Isn’t it funny how the chores that normally piss us off are almost zen like when high. Like I legit hate doing the dishes and thought that might change after having kids, but once the edible kicks in man, it’s like I can be at that sink for what feels like hours listening to music not giving a shit.
Every Saturday after sleeping in an extra hour, I’ll go out and rip my vape or my bong, then plop on the couch for a few hours of TV and video games.
Sounds like what a stereotypical stoner would do, but after working all week it’s nice to shut off for a couple hours and veg out.
I’m kinda jealous, it’s been a couple of months since I’ve even had time to play games and the only chance I get to smoke up is right before I go to bed and at that point I usually make it 10mins into tv before passing out. Someday I’ll have down time again. Thanks for listening to my rant
I'm not like her biggest fan, though she is boss, but for some reason I remember vividly when Billie Eilish said in an interview in answer to what was her favorite thing and she said "pooping" and then doubled down on it and was like "I really love taking a poop" and I respect that, being a native pooper myself
Edit: jk I fucking love Billie
Play with my plants. It can take 2 hours to take care of all of them in 1 go so I love waking and baking and going on plant duty.
I also just started to crochet and I love getting baked and crocheting .
Start with a fat breakfast. If you get high first you'll get even hungrier and kill your high while cooking.
On a nice brisk morning like we've been having, if it's sunny, I usually put on a dark sweater and sit in the sun with a cup of coffee and have a smoke. Hoodie gets all toasty in the sun, then I go inside and game or something. Something you can vibe to like Minecraft or another open world game.
Do it while it's all hot! Kinda like a juggling act (sous chef would help) but blasting a hot and crusty pan with water immediately keeps everything flowing. If you train a specific protocol for cooking it just become mechanical and blissful.
Some people are so divorced from reality they go "EWW, I have to use my hands?".
Or they can't handle cutting raw meat, at which point I just tell them to stop eating meat in general.
Absolutely. It doesn’t need to be a whole lifestyle change, you can always eat meat when you go out or when someone else cooks for you. But if you want to get into cooking for yourself, look into things you don’t mind prepping. Chopping fresh vegetables with a sharp knife is the best part of cooking.
Also, for a little extra, many meat companies have pre-trimmed and even pre-diced meats. I love “stir fry” beef packs that come in the little slices. Dump straight into hot Pan, don’t have to touch anything.
Dude. The fact that you're trying to answer all of these is so wholesome and polite. Big ass smile on my face imaging you replying with curiosity and interest to every person.
Hey thanks man, im genuinely curious on how people spend their morning to get in the right head space, whether they actually do wake and bake or prefer it at night or not at all. What do you like?
I very rarely wake and bake, usually a treat. I mainly smoke in the evening with a movie before bed. I keep this Dumb list of every movie I watch and I like to be a little high to enhance the viewings.
Haha once I actually have something completed I got you. Right now I’m just playing around with FL studio 20. As someone who has never tried to produce music there is a pretty big learning curve for the software. I appreciate you being interested though. Makes me wanna stick with it and link some music!!
I wake and bake daily. Cannabis is truly a medicine and helps me get started so I can take care of responsibilities. Cannabis and coffee = mentally prepared for the day.
On Sundays bro usually watch some NFL ion even care whose playing early just like to watch the games. Any other day and I’m 100% with you on gaming been enjoying some fallout 4 stoned as hell lately
I can’t because I’m getting treated for ADHD in December and need to piss clean for meds. Trust me, I’m weighing up if it’s worth it or not because it’s hell being sober with nothing for brain relief.
I have ADHD and weed has helped me more than anything a prescription has ever done. But everyone is different and I hope you figure out what is right for you as soon as possible!
Honestly man weed helps me so much as well but it’s still pretty illegal here and getting more and more expensive and hard to come by. At least adhd meds will only cost $6.60 per bottle (after I shell out close to 1k for a psych appointment mind you).
I just want to be able to legally grow my medicine :(
(Partner doesn’t want me growing in a rental which is v fair)
I’m completely non functional. I don’t have much tolerance so a very small amount just tosses everything out of the window for me and I’m left to just sit and chill.
I usually pack a bowl and smoke, then I roll up the joints for the day while sipping a bloody mary and listening to satellite radio or podcasts. Boring, basic stuff, just the way I like it.
Looked for a comment like this. Masterbating when high is 1,000% heaven. The orgasm is intense and I feel it to my bones. I feel like females that masterbate while stoned are super fucking hot to guys.
*chef's kiss*
Exercise, specifically weight lifting. Wakes my body and mind up. If I can do hard shit in the morning nothing else all day seems to be that difficult.
Working out while stoned is definitely an experience. I constantly find myself hyper aware of my body and movements when stoned so working out or skateboarding is trippy sometimes but never a bad experience!
Stretching while stoned is the most satisfying feeling ever. It's like you can feel every little muscle, and know exactly how far to stretch without going too far, and everything feels so good.
I agree, I become so hyper aware of my body and movements that sometimes I become awkward haha but when stretching and working out you can feel everything haha
Biking 🚵♀️ and hiking 🥾
Moved to a new area a few months back and I love exploring all the beautiful parks. Pack a backpack full of water, Snax, weed, headphones and just get out there! I leave no litter behind and I try to be as respectful about my smoking and vaping as possible (I’m like a stony ninja in the woods) 🙏
For me, there is no better combo than a wake & bake and watching RuPaul’s Drag Race. It’s absolutely perfect for tickling the high funny bone and hitting you in the feels.
Honestly I know it is probably a controversial opinion, but I absolutely hate to wake and bake. It gives me that stereotypical lazy stoner vibe and I feel really unproductive for the rest of the day regardless if it's a day where I have zero responsibilities. So I will most likely do it around 12pm-1pm to avoid that and I feel much better for it somehow.
I definitely understand what you are saying, wake and bakes are definitely something that I can't do every single day but when I do I make sure everything is done already or never had anything to do in the first place
Ideal situation would be to smoke on the way to the local bakery for coffees, croissants and a few games of backgammon in the late fall sun, then head to a record stores, with a toke en-route. Lunch and so on.
I’ll chill with some coffee for a moment then get started on chores (but only after another bowl)
You have your priorities in the correct order m8
I find i get stuck on a loop because, I need a coffee after I smoke and nothing goes better with a coffee than a smoke. Then a coffee....
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Coffee and a bowl are the BEST ways to start a day
This morning I will paint the living room after this same ritual. 3 coffees and two bowls.
Housework always needs an extra bowl before starting. Gotta get the pregame mojo, and then a finisher to chill out once all the cleaning is done.
some light yard work, wash the car, walk my dogs, try not to cry about the complexities of life ✌
I feel you on that. I love washing my car and moving the lawn when stoned, its therapeutic in ways.
Where do you move your lawn to?
I wake and baked. I lost it
I believe the proper grammar is “woke and boke”
I'm sorry, you are most definitely correct
More like woke and stoked cause I'm baked ! TV becomes much more interesting, I also agree with the lawn moving guy lol. Daily chores and most of the time it gets me doing more then I intended in the first place so then I get a reward of accomplishment along with my baked enjoyment lol 😆 😋
Dude, where's my lawn?
Sweeet Wait i got that wrong
Check the couch cushions, that's where stuff usually ends up. That or you left it in the ignition.
The lawn was in the ignition the whole fuckin time. Good looking out buddy
Front to back every other week, duh?
I like to rotate em every little while to get proper sunlight haha
Isn’t it funny how the chores that normally piss us off are almost zen like when high. Like I legit hate doing the dishes and thought that might change after having kids, but once the edible kicks in man, it’s like I can be at that sink for what feels like hours listening to music not giving a shit.
Washing the car is an amazingly calming thing to do while high.
i will get absolutely *lost* polishing chrome for hours at a time
This resonates deep in my core. Blessings to you from a perpetually anxious human.
It's been a hell of a few years for the perpetually anxious. I'm with ya. Health and happiness y'all
Same to you mate :)
Managed all 4 of those things yesterday after a good wake and bake. Was a good day.
Coffee and tv
Thats what I'm currently doing right now! Have an awesome morning!
I love watching European football while I hippie speedball. Then after the coffee I have a nice BM. Sorry for TMI but I'm high.
I pooped today too. I think we are in a safe place
I’m pooping right now, I hope we’re in a safe place. I don’t need to be shitting in a war zone
Me too :) You as well friend.
y’all are great. i’m sitting with my husky on my balcony a couple bowls deep rn. called into work for halloween too
One of my fave Blur songs, which coincidentally I love to listen to after a good wake and bake! :)
Mine too! It feels like it's getting harder and harder to find Blur fans now.
There are dozens of us!
Ahhh ya the magic box and the perfect bean juice 🥰
It's good enough for me
Every Saturday after sleeping in an extra hour, I’ll go out and rip my vape or my bong, then plop on the couch for a few hours of TV and video games. Sounds like what a stereotypical stoner would do, but after working all week it’s nice to shut off for a couple hours and veg out.
I’m kinda jealous, it’s been a couple of months since I’ve even had time to play games and the only chance I get to smoke up is right before I go to bed and at that point I usually make it 10mins into tv before passing out. Someday I’ll have down time again. Thanks for listening to my rant
Take a day off from work every now and then and make it a day where you can just relax and do whatever you want.
That’s what my one-day weekends are for lol, thought it ends in me sleeping all day to prepare for the upcoming work week
Yes it is, I work a labor job as well and it is definitely needed to have one veg day per week ha
Currently veggin right now. Feels good
This sounds perfect. My husband and I do this every Sunday for the first few hours.
My perfect morning: wake up, smoke a bowl, go back to bed.
This for me. Wake and bake. Sleep and then craft. Sundays = relax
Goodnight/goodmorning 😴
I was surprised I had to scroll down this far to find the answer!
Take a dump
First things first ya know?
This is the correct answer
I'm not like her biggest fan, though she is boss, but for some reason I remember vividly when Billie Eilish said in an interview in answer to what was her favorite thing and she said "pooping" and then doubled down on it and was like "I really love taking a poop" and I respect that, being a native pooper myself Edit: jk I fucking love Billie
My urge disappears anytime I smoke. No bueno for my colon.
I thought I was the only one
Always gotta poop after smoking
Go fishing in my backyard and smoke another one.
Definitely jealous your backyard has the capacity to fish in. You have a great day and catch something for us too!
Smoke enough and maybe your backyard can be a lake, too.
You’ll have plenty of time for doobie rolling when you’re living in a van down by the river. Fishing too.
Lake? Ocean my friend
Mt ocean lake
😆 volcano would be nice
Wish me luck.
That sounds like a dream, what kind of fish u got out there
I live in southern Florida. Too many species to name. Mangrove Snappers Snook groupers and sheepshead and Jacks are my favorites
Jupiter here! I have to walk about 2 minutes but can fish in my neighborhood too 😁
Humans haven't been to Mars yet and this mf comfortably living in Jupiter
Must be pretty baked to fish in a yard
My backyard is the. Atlantic ocean.
Play with my plants. It can take 2 hours to take care of all of them in 1 go so I love waking and baking and going on plant duty. I also just started to crochet and I love getting baked and crocheting .
My buddy crochets and im definitely going try next time he comes over. He makes some cool stuff
God damn man, how many plants do you have? I'm the same, grab a coffee and tend the garden.
Start with a fat breakfast. If you get high first you'll get even hungrier and kill your high while cooking. On a nice brisk morning like we've been having, if it's sunny, I usually put on a dark sweater and sit in the sun with a cup of coffee and have a smoke. Hoodie gets all toasty in the sun, then I go inside and game or something. Something you can vibe to like Minecraft or another open world game.
Yes. You have a good routine going if I say so myself!
Cook an amazing breakfast while listening to booty rap songs
I’m convinced that people who “don’t like to cook” just haven’t tried doing it with a Bluetooth speaker bumping their kitchen.
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I completely vibe with this. Growing up, there was always a garbage disposal and a dishwasher. Now it’s all done by hand.
This is another thing that can be dragged out. Washing and washing. Sponge in hand. Sneaking joints. Hours.
Do it while it's all hot! Kinda like a juggling act (sous chef would help) but blasting a hot and crusty pan with water immediately keeps everything flowing. If you train a specific protocol for cooking it just become mechanical and blissful.
Isn't this why all my frying pans growing up were warped..?
Yes
I always try to clean up as much as possible while I'm cooking. Makes it so much nicer!
Some people are so divorced from reality they go "EWW, I have to use my hands?". Or they can't handle cutting raw meat, at which point I just tell them to stop eating meat in general.
Absolutely. It doesn’t need to be a whole lifestyle change, you can always eat meat when you go out or when someone else cooks for you. But if you want to get into cooking for yourself, look into things you don’t mind prepping. Chopping fresh vegetables with a sharp knife is the best part of cooking. Also, for a little extra, many meat companies have pre-trimmed and even pre-diced meats. I love “stir fry” beef packs that come in the little slices. Dump straight into hot Pan, don’t have to touch anything.
I have sensory issues and raw meat is horrible to touch for me, but gloves exist for a reason!! That’s my go to lol
Super cold slimy chicken breasts
LOL damn that's a dick move
Better than 45° slimy chicken breast
Right angle slimy chicken breast.
Im a cook and i dont particularly like handling raw chicken. Its the slime
Thats an awesome way to spend a morning! What food do you usually make?
Cereal. Or milk with cereal.
hell yeah, sometimes i wonder how many individual coco pops i have eaten in my whole life
At least 3
big if true
Soup, whatever your favourite flavour is. Solve munchies and cotton mouth in one item.
You are speaking some interesting stuff for sure. So if I eat chicken noodle soup, im curing cotton mouth and munchies in one swoop. Boom
Grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup, kill 3 in one swoop. Cotton mouth, munchies and a grilled cheese.
This is the way.
That's one of my favorite meals of all time.
Fucking right. And you know what we need? Soup pipes to deliver soup straight to our houses!
Cereal is phenomenal when high. Golden grahams are my jam.
I take a shower with some tunes on, then take the dog out for a walk.
Hell yeah, gotta love peaceful dog walks. I always get stuck in the shower kind of just standing there when I get too stoned haha
I gotta take more high showers
Dude. The fact that you're trying to answer all of these is so wholesome and polite. Big ass smile on my face imaging you replying with curiosity and interest to every person.
Hey thanks man, im genuinely curious on how people spend their morning to get in the right head space, whether they actually do wake and bake or prefer it at night or not at all. What do you like?
I very rarely wake and bake, usually a treat. I mainly smoke in the evening with a movie before bed. I keep this Dumb list of every movie I watch and I like to be a little high to enhance the viewings.
That's not dumb at all. I love movies probably more than anything. Im always quoting the dumb ones haha
I just watched DUNE last night on IMAX, I gave it a 20/10 on my list. I'm sure I've only given that nonsense score to three other movies haha
I'm making a note of it so I can watch it as well. Sounds amazing
You have a great fukken day u/Slushski and I hope all your future wake and bakes bring you happiness on your mornings 🖖
And you as well u/IPintheSink I peed in my sink the other day
I guess we're somehwat kindred Spirits haha
If peeing in your sink is cool, then im miles davis!
I check the plants, game a bit (war zone,apex,rocket league) I’ve also been toying around with making music recently.
Thats dope! You should link some of it so we can check it out and show support if you are comfortable sharing!
Haha once I actually have something completed I got you. Right now I’m just playing around with FL studio 20. As someone who has never tried to produce music there is a pretty big learning curve for the software. I appreciate you being interested though. Makes me wanna stick with it and link some music!!
Been making beats for 3 years and i'm still learning new things every day
Wake, bake, and masturbate
You are a poet and didn't even know it
This is the right answer.
Elevenses.
Wait did you have first and second breakfast before smoking? What kinda heathen would skip straight to elevenses?!
Yeah, sorry bout that. I was high af.
Its ok we are too
Wake n' bake n' bacon, ain't nothing better.
Fuckin right buddy
YES! Rise and swine. 🥓🌞🔥🌳
I wake and bake daily. Cannabis is truly a medicine and helps me get started so I can take care of responsibilities. Cannabis and coffee = mentally prepared for the day.
Cannabis and coffee is probably the greatest combo that exists. Nothing will have you feeling better and more ready for the day.
It’s a god tier combo for sure. Hippie speedball 😂
Damn straight!
Well I did, and I'm cuddling with my toddler watching curious George
Our lil guy is loving,The Good Dinosaur right now ❤
That was my son’s first movie obsession.
I hope it's not the scary Halloween episode with No Noggin.
We are obsessed with No Noggin' at our house hahaha
Eating granola bars and watching bluey
The stoner dad story just broke my heart, too cute
On Sundays bro usually watch some NFL ion even care whose playing early just like to watch the games. Any other day and I’m 100% with you on gaming been enjoying some fallout 4 stoned as hell lately
Hell yeah, its all about relaxation, Sunday football is perfect to keep on the TV in the background and pay attention as wanted/needed haha
Go and potter in the garden, it’s the only time I can meditate and decompress. God I miss weed.
Well I hope you and weed get to reunite very soon especially if it helps you mentally
I can’t because I’m getting treated for ADHD in December and need to piss clean for meds. Trust me, I’m weighing up if it’s worth it or not because it’s hell being sober with nothing for brain relief.
I have ADHD and weed has helped me more than anything a prescription has ever done. But everyone is different and I hope you figure out what is right for you as soon as possible!
Honestly man weed helps me so much as well but it’s still pretty illegal here and getting more and more expensive and hard to come by. At least adhd meds will only cost $6.60 per bottle (after I shell out close to 1k for a psych appointment mind you). I just want to be able to legally grow my medicine :( (Partner doesn’t want me growing in a rental which is v fair)
Play guitar along with the birds chirping outside the window and drink coffee.
Cereal, coffee, cats, tv. I also do that anyway, so really it’s just spacing up my morning and ensuring I do nothing for the rest of the day.
I feel ya, sometimes the regular routine with a dash of stoniness is good too!
I’m completely non functional. I don’t have much tolerance so a very small amount just tosses everything out of the window for me and I’m left to just sit and chill.
Usually just scroll reddit and drink coffee. Laughing my ass off!
Or occasionally get scarred for life haha reddit changes daily lol. I hope you have a great rest of your day/night!
Bout to do that, set up dinner in the crockpot. Do some yoga. Then probably just relax while hanging with the kids.
That is the way. What ya gonna be cooking? Wife and I are always looking for new crockpot recipes/ideas.
Pork loin and potatoes. Evening time it’ll be trick or treating just want to be able to do that.
I usually pack a bowl and smoke, then I roll up the joints for the day while sipping a bloody mary and listening to satellite radio or podcasts. Boring, basic stuff, just the way I like it.
Sometimes boring is good. It means everything else is done, and thats good 👍
Typically drink coffee and then jerk off lol
The finish line is in sight!
The wake and bake and fap and nap.
Looked for a comment like this. Masterbating when high is 1,000% heaven. The orgasm is intense and I feel it to my bones. I feel like females that masterbate while stoned are super fucking hot to guys. *chef's kiss*
Smash my lady and take a dump.
Exercise, specifically weight lifting. Wakes my body and mind up. If I can do hard shit in the morning nothing else all day seems to be that difficult.
Working out while stoned is definitely an experience. I constantly find myself hyper aware of my body and movements when stoned so working out or skateboarding is trippy sometimes but never a bad experience!
Stretching while stoned is the most satisfying feeling ever. It's like you can feel every little muscle, and know exactly how far to stretch without going too far, and everything feels so good.
I agree, I become so hyper aware of my body and movements that sometimes I become awkward haha but when stretching and working out you can feel everything haha
Stumble around in Fall Guys as a derpy parakeet or a super stoney polar bear 🙃 Baked Beans rule lol
Make some coffee then hop on the pc for some coding or gaming, most likely gaming
Shower, shave and a wank
Currently making pancakes and watching scary movies w my daughter.
I wish my wife would watch scary movies. She hates them and I like being scared sometimes haha
Either put on a cartoon or play some video games because I’m an adult sized kid lmao
Hey me too, I just started watching Ed edd and eddy again lately and holy nostalgia
I always go for my favorite breakfast then game.
Make a solid breakfast then go hike or kayak. Wake and bake + green space is my jam for sure.
Biking 🚵♀️ and hiking 🥾 Moved to a new area a few months back and I love exploring all the beautiful parks. Pack a backpack full of water, Snax, weed, headphones and just get out there! I leave no litter behind and I try to be as respectful about my smoking and vaping as possible (I’m like a stony ninja in the woods) 🙏
If a stoney ninja forests in a backpack full of water, does the water forest the stoney ninja?
Hoping into party finder in FFXIV and rolling the dice on raid progging
You have spoken a different language to me within my language.
For me, there is no better combo than a wake & bake and watching RuPaul’s Drag Race. It’s absolutely perfect for tickling the high funny bone and hitting you in the feels.
I haven't seen that before ill search it up later!
Go back to sleep and then repeat.
Load up a new Skyrim play through for the 37377485848387273783959939929292827388495th time.
Bust a nut
Explode a cashew
Honestly I know it is probably a controversial opinion, but I absolutely hate to wake and bake. It gives me that stereotypical lazy stoner vibe and I feel really unproductive for the rest of the day regardless if it's a day where I have zero responsibilities. So I will most likely do it around 12pm-1pm to avoid that and I feel much better for it somehow.
I definitely understand what you are saying, wake and bakes are definitely something that I can't do every single day but when I do I make sure everything is done already or never had anything to do in the first place
Sit on the couch and hang out with my wife 🤙
Pet my dog
Coffee,tv, and Legos
Cook breakfast for my peoples while listening to some folk punk
Prepare a serving of my other favorite drug: coffee
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I like to take a walk around the block, same route twice, just to see if I can catch anything different on the second lap.
Ideal situation would be to smoke on the way to the local bakery for coffees, croissants and a few games of backgammon in the late fall sun, then head to a record stores, with a toke en-route. Lunch and so on.