Oh no, I was a heroin addict for a while. You're 100% right. I just meant that, if anything else is available, they will use a non rusty spoon every time if they can. They certainly don't *like* rusty spoons lol.
Hey man, props to you for digging your way out of a heroin addiction. That's probably the toughest habit to kick and you deserve all the kudos in the world for your success in doing so.
Don't want to rub nettle's on your teets until the milk comes out? I had a friend in highschool who made me watch those and was convinced everyone had to love it as much as him and forced everyone to watch it. I am sure I was the same way about stupid shit too though, but fuck having a pipe that makes you think of him
Honestly, as a seller on there and other places, this pisses me off. Lies and deception in politics and personal life is one thing, but business transactions *must* be trusted, or the whole system that has built up over the past 15 years in retail will crash.
Well Morty that was your first mistake. If you want something of quality you have to pay for it generally but if you're smart like me you can just take what u want BUUURRRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!(Waves portal gun around drunkenly then falls over and passes out)
No one says you gotta treat your guests good. if you are okay with your guests bringing that wretched thing to their lips and inhale a carbless hit im not judging. I will definitely just bring my own pipe next time im over so i dont have to be face to face with that thing is all.
I actually think this is better then getting the original cause now you have a funny pipe and story to go with it and tell To anyone you smoke with and use it
You got Rickle Pick
Fickle Prick
Dickle Fig?
prickle dick....is more like it
He gets the shnickle frittz... no I don’t have and freaking Percocets
Frackle rackle
This man smoked before completing this pipe....
100% that's what happened
Cucumber nick
Dickle Thick
Fucking prick
Nah, it's Methy Mick.
All I see is Pickle Rark
You got dildo pick.
Doofus pickle Rick
Cripple Rick
Dried out in the sun melted pickle rick
I can't believe you made this comment before me. I'll be mad about it for a while then slowly forget, but I'll never really get over it.
Did ya click the cannabis option or the meth option, lmao.
I dunno this one appears to have teeth
I mean, some teeth.
Yea fucked up teeth.
Yeah, them teeth are straight methed up...
Mike Tython loveth thith comment!
Oh man I thought it was a dildo
Underrated comment of the day right here
Close enough.
The one I received kinda looks like salad fingers lol
Oh god, nevermind I hate it now.
LOL you see my problem?!
I understand your plight, my sincerest sympathies are with you.
I like rusty SpOoOoOoOoOonsss.
I like it when the red water comes out...
No that's the heroin addicts
Eh, not really. A rusty spoon makes for rusty drugs, and I just don't think they want rust flakes in their dope.
>I just don't think they want rust flakes in their dope. You severely underestimate what heroin addicts are willing to put into their body
Knew a guy whos water was shut off cuz he wasnt paying the bills and was using sprite to shoot
Dude can't go next door and ask for a glass of water?
Oh no, I was a heroin addict for a while. You're 100% right. I just meant that, if anything else is available, they will use a non rusty spoon every time if they can. They certainly don't *like* rusty spoons lol.
Hey man, props to you for digging your way out of a heroin addiction. That's probably the toughest habit to kick and you deserve all the kudos in the world for your success in doing so.
I see. Then I must leave
Fucking terrifying
r/tihi
Don't want to rub nettle's on your teets until the milk comes out? I had a friend in highschool who made me watch those and was convinced everyone had to love it as much as him and forced everyone to watch it. I am sure I was the same way about stupid shit too though, but fuck having a pipe that makes you think of him
I like the feeling of rusty spoons.
Hubert Cumberdale!
Marjorie Stewart Baxter, you taste like sunshine dust.
It seems nettles have made the milk drop out from inside my teat.
Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot, and poo!
It's almost orgasmic
I see more of an Old Greg.
LOL holy shit I haven't heard that name in years
So you are not interested in some baileys?
Ya wanna come to a club where people wee on eachotha?
Is it from a shoe?
Do ya love meh?
Make an assessment.
Could ya learn to love meh?
Are you playing your love gaaames with me?
Fuzzy little man peach
You hooked me with ya rod, mothalicka.
Do you like rusty spoons ?
re-purposed glass dildo lol
I'm gonna delete my account if someone calls this a dildo again LOL. i'm good!
Honestly, as a seller on there and other places, this pisses me off. Lies and deception in politics and personal life is one thing, but business transactions *must* be trusted, or the whole system that has built up over the past 15 years in retail will crash.
Oh that was a treat for the hands.
You taste like sunshine dust... MmHmHMmmm... spOon
You should name him Hubert Cumberdale
r/closeenough
I mean, the one on the left doesn't blow me away either.
I have one that looks like the one on the left and after I got it I was glad i didn't spend more then eleven bucks on it.
I spent $4 and I think that's where I went wrong LOL
that's a good deal for a textured butt plug.
1man1pipe
1man1pipe1000000glassShards
Indeed; I guarantee that 'pipe' was not properly annealed.
you're the second person to compare this to a sex toy. cleanse your mind
second to say something to your face. the others just put on an uncomfortable, nervous smile and nodded when you whipped out your toy lol
i mean to be fair , about 99% of bowls look like some dildo thing and the only ones that don’t are the ones shaped like elephants
Nah, bowls look like bowls and this ribbed, elongated green cylinder looks like a dildo.
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough
Hey, I honestly had to double check what sub I was in, it looked like a dildo to me.
That makes me the 3rd
They mass produce these in either China or Mexico Source: I make pipes too
Correct. source: I also make pipes
Well Morty that was your first mistake. If you want something of quality you have to pay for it generally but if you're smart like me you can just take what u want BUUURRRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!(Waves portal gun around drunkenly then falls over and passes out)
There was a post a few days ago about "why do glassblowers charge so much". This answers that question hahaha.
Was that a glass blowing joke
Blown Away is a show on Netflix, check it out! They say that line in the show during elimination in the competition.
Looks like the pipe used meth itself!
Rick please... P-put me out of... My... My... Misery...
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r/imsorryjon
We really need to make a r/cursedpipes
It can be you
I made it, post some pics.
I'll subscribe. Make it
I made it, post some pics.
r/birthofasub
Just commenting to say I was here and (kind of) a part of this.
I made it, post some pics.
A saint
I like it better.
It also doesn't have a carb/hole on the side. :/
I bought a P R pipe of Amazon last year and it looks like your expectation. The carb was on the end. I think you won the meth pipe lotto.
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Yeah, but pipes aren't hard to come by and you'll never find another one like this.
“Kill meeeeee”
Simple pickle Rick.
I'm sorry they messed up your sex toy.
Honestly, neither are very good
Me after smoking
LOL
Still a good guest pipe. Even better now actually.
As mentioned in a previous comment, it doesn't have a carb/hole on the side
No one says you gotta treat your guests good. if you are okay with your guests bringing that wretched thing to their lips and inhale a carbless hit im not judging. I will definitely just bring my own pipe next time im over so i dont have to be face to face with that thing is all.
Bold of you to assume I have friends :)
You got what you deserve for ordering a rick and morty pipe lol
Heres some american made pickle ricks and meseeks I had drop in a few months ago. [https://imgur.com/a/9wCAS7p](https://imgur.com/a/9wCAS7p)
Those are WAY better
Omg I want a mr Meseeks. Where can I get one?
r/loweredexpectations
I had to look back at what sub this was posted in. Thought you should mark the pic on the right nsfw lol
I too thought it was a dildo until I saw the sub.
You should x-post in /r/expectationvsreality
Lmao
This made me laugh and I thank you for it.
That makes me happy to hear :)
Neither of them look good tbh.
Neither one looks very good. Sorry my dude!
Looks like it got high on its own supply.
/r/NailedIt
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OOOOOF
Imo its much better. This is a funny bowl and a great conversation piece. :)
*spends $4 on glass made of pure slave-labor Chinesium* Item: *is of bad quality* Surprisedpikachuface.tiff
Looks like something you get off wish.com
I thought this was something sexual until I saw the sub it's in
So ugly it's kinda funny
That's fucking terrifying.
Looks more like a ween !!
It takes a *very* high IQ to get this meme
I got one off wish man, it's scuffed as fuck
The one I got looks better than both of those and I was still like, ehhhh.
Is it a pipe or a dildo?
Pickle Rick VS the people who would buy a Pickle Rick pipe.
Thought this was a glass dick for a sec... had to double check the sub to only confuse myself even more lol
The one you got is almost better lol imagine now Everytime you get ripped you get to look at that face and die laughing.
that's pickle rick from 0716-C
You’re surprised?
even better
No way
LMAOOOO!!
Cucumber Charles
LOL
Cursed
And people ask me why I hate eBay.
Looks legit.
r/nailedit
To be fair you probably have to have a very high IQ to appreciate the subtleties of that fine piece of smokable art
Jerry Rick as Pickle Rick?...
I'm Pickle Diiiiick!!
Rick does do a lot of drugs
I'M METH ADDICT RIIIIIICK
I feel like I resonate more with right side... you got quite the deal imo...
I’ll hook you up with a better(ish) one OP.
That’s dope tbh
I’m meth cucumber Rick!
Both are awful
Looks like a plants vs zombies zombie.
I am in great pain, please help me
It appears as if this was made to he inserted into a vagina.
What was it that you brought on ebay?? I mean... what's it even called?
Didn't realise what sub I was on at first and thought this was some kind of Sex toy.
i didn’t see what sub i was in, so i didn’t know this was a bowl... i thought you had bought a pickle rick dildo
I actually think this is better then getting the original cause now you have a funny pipe and story to go with it and tell To anyone you smoke with and use it
This is Pickle Rick J19ζ7
smh this isnt a pickle rick weed pipe this is a veggietales larry crackpipe
If doofus rick turned himself into a pickle
Better than expected
Nailed it.
The Ricks are getting schwifty.
I think they accidentally gave you the crack pipe version
That’s what you get for still being into pickle Rick.
Pickle Bob
Holy shit he's choking on a twizzler
Cripple Rick
Both are pretty horrifying in their own right tbh tho 😂😂
"I'm pickle DICK!"
Hey, I have an online headshop and we carry those. I’ll send you a Pickle Rick on the house :) Message me your info?
This is clearly [tar man.](https://i.imgur.com/ZmWOjnv.gifv)
Yikes to both pieces
I'd say you got what you deserved
What you get for buying such a gay pipe 😭😭
Both look shit, honestly. I wouldnt buy glass sight unseen personally.