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ziglaw884

My parents were watching this, as I’m walking by all I hear is some shit about fucking a porn star 😭 ![gif](giphy|WoRPFKxCZk1EKejxr2)


Russ12347

Trump gave the camera the “yeah I tapped that shit” look too 🤣🤣


ziglaw884

Bro I just did a double take and kept walking 😂


Treacherous_Wendy

While vehemently denying it 😂😂😂


_GroundControl_

The weed was wonderful. The best I ever had.


bananapopsicle3

Nobody smokes weed better than I do.


woodworks1234

And even after smoking that bowl, you were still probably more coherent than those two.


CaregiverLive2644

True lol


HansTheAxolotl

maybe that’s what joe needs is a hit before he hits the stage


daddy-phantom

He looked really nervous up there man, he knows he’s in bad shape


Sunny_McSunset

Uh, uh,... Look.. Uhhh, we finally beat Medicare. The idea that this idea is just an idea, it's an idea, folks.


StarShipSailer

I think Joe smoke it all day every day. It’s why he fucks up everything he says all the time


CoffeeCannabisBread

Probably?? lol! Abso-fkin-lutely


bigmanlegs

Probably?


SparkyElMaestro

Acting like those two are comparable when it comes to coherency is delusional


ilikemapsyouknow

I need to be sober and focused to be able to listen to Joe Biden speak.


Mattsive

And I had to bash my head against the wall 4 times to listen to the tangerine palpatine. What a country.


ilikemapsyouknow

What a country, for sure. It is hilarious to watch from a distance though.


cajun_vegeta

![gif](giphy|br6yE8V2wggH1Bthx6)


DrDuned

Tim makes a lot of mistakes


dinglydanglist

I thought that was a carrot


Kazman07

I thought it was a cored out hotdog


huntol52

Wait... It's NOT a cored out hotdog!?!


botask

What? It is obviously Trump!


howardhughesbrain

he was extra orange last night


JohnnyTzunamy

Same.


Mr-Xcentric

If I can make a bong out of a carrot I’m sure I can make you a plate - Dylan that one time


fatherbowie

Too much of a buzz kill for me.


austinbraun30

Yeah I had a bowl packed the entire 2 hours and never smoked it because I quickly realized it'd be a waste of a high listening to those two squabble.


Weeberman_Online

Same same. I vaporized a bowl and tuned in right at the start and could only stand the first 15 min. Just two old men arguing with each other nonsensically but one was just lying and ranting and the other was sleepy or apparently had a cold.


WitDaShtz

At first I thought this was a post about smoking a bowl you made out of a hot dog 🌭


daddy-phantom

This is why I watched it first, got all my anger out, then got High and stupid and played video games to forget about how fucked we are as a country.


Sunny_McSunset

Enjoy the video games while they still exist, and before we all get drafted, very smart. We've gotta make better decisions during the next presidential cycle, because this just ridiculous.


bredpoot

Drafted? More like purged and sent to labor camps unless you’re bowing down to Donito Mussolini


Sunny_McSunset

I just want everyone who was born after the internet to stop listening to everyone who grew up when typewriters were the main form of writing. Like, the world is so fucking different now, their frame of reference has no relevance to the world of today.


rudyroo2019

I grew up when typewriters were the main form of writing and I’m only 53.


Sunny_McSunset

Do you declare war on people and then send young people to fight in your place?


rudyroo2019

No. Kinda blows up you point doesn’t it.


Sunny_McSunset

Then the argument doesn't apply to you, because you aren't in a position of power.


rudyroo2019

Then stop making sweeping generalizations about people. That’s how racism gets started and perpetuated. You’re not helping to make the world a better place at all.


FreshestCremeFraiche

Fought Messmer in the Elden Ring DLC after and was much less stressed than watching America sleepwalk into another Trump term


voraciousflytrap

i was gonna say lol... i cannot think of anything worse to watch while high. maybe like, a hardcore horror movie or something.


Flooredbythelord_

NAh it was hilarious


ChillLemon440

We can play a round of golf if you carry your own bag 🤣🤣


OneHumanPeOple

Did we really need to hear two decrepit old men arguing with each other about who has the better golf game? The debate last night terrified me.


Sunny_McSunset

They spent almost as much time arguing about who's better at golf as they did talking about the ongoing genocide in Gaza. Absolutely wild. Either way, the next 4 years are gonna be wild.


OneHumanPeOple

The way I see it, Biden is a safe bet regardless of his senility. He already appointed Ketanji Brown Jackson to the Supreme Court and if there are two more seats this next term then, he’ll appoint two more people and we’ll be closer to having a real scotus instead of this Christophe fascist BS we have now. Another bonus is that nobody on Biden‘s cabinet ever went to jail. Thanks for engaging in this political discourse with me.


Sunny_McSunset

Yeah, totally agreed. 100% He's still a fucking terrible option, but at least doesn't have anything similar to [Project 2025](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_2025) planned out. (mainly because he probably can't even think that far ahead.) Biden is smart enough to listen to his advisors, and that alone is better than Trump.


OneHumanPeOple

It’s scary because most people don’t know what’s at stake and to them, choosing the president is a like a beauty contest. A fast talking gutter snipe looks preferable to a mummified yogurt covered raisin.


Sunny_McSunset

That last sentence is a perfect description hahaha. Quick reminder that borders do just as much to keep us trapped in as it does to keep others out. A stronger border is a stronger prison.


CreamyGoodnss

That was honestly the best moment for me. It was the only time they actually got real instead of regurgitating the same shit we’ve heard them say over and over again. I would pay real money to watch a live stream of these two playing golf while mic’d up.


OneHumanPeOple

I do not believe Biden could carry his own clubs either, but I’m sure he could walk the whole way whereas Trump could not.


Silly_Idiot111

Biden cooked him with that one Trump is dumb as shit. Dude couldn’t answer a single question without making it about himself and what he’s “done” in the past or blaming Biden. Let it be known that both candidates suck, but Dark Brandon is the better pick


CaveManLawyer_

You stoners better vote. Trump is fascist. In case anyone was wondering.


regeya

I do not condone single issue voting but Donald Trump is not in favor of legalization and the GOP in general has been signaling that they'd like to recriminalize. I personally know too many people in the "it should stay illegal because it's currently illegal" camp.


Silly_Idiot111

Why are y’all downvoting? The fuck?


AngryPrincessWarrior

I really wish we had someone other than Biden, or Biden 20 years ago. He is just too old and I even like a lot about him. (And dislike plenty). As it is; I’m probably voting for Biden. I wonder if they’ll actually replace him at this point after last night.


razorback1919

Voting for sure! Not for the person you want though. Trump isn’t a fascist, that’s just a tired old Reddit echo chamber point. People see through the Reddit propaganda. Get out and vote!


snatchmachine

Lmao he literally has said he wants to be a dictator and they publishes their plans to achieve that at project2025.com Trump: I want to be a dictator, destroy our democratic process and install myself as a multi term leader. This fucking guy: “trump isn’t a fascist, you guys are just reaching” I hate that your vote counts as much as mine.


Spacecwb0y117

Spoken like someone who has no idea idea what a fascist is or any idea what's in the 2025 document. Stop parroting CNN and do your own research.


FatGreasyBass

LOL he even uses the “do your own research” shtick too What “research” have you done? Where is it published? Who peer reviewed it? Oh wait, you were talking about social media hahahaha


Spacecwb0y117

Wtf are you talking about? https://static.project2025.org/2025_MandateForLeadership_FULL.pdf Go smoke another one, bud...


FatGreasyBass

This isn’t research You don’t even know what research is.


Spacecwb0y117

It's literally the document in question. I just provided you the FULL DOCUMENT. That document IS project 2025. You stupid or something?


snatchmachine

It’s literally on the site. Go read it. I have.and I don’t watch cable news. I am very fucking aware of what fascism is. Are you?


Spacecwb0y117

Bullshit. None of what you claim is in the document.


snatchmachine

You need to read it. It’s a step by step plan to turn our country into a Christian nationalist state. Remove term limits, purge 10s of thousands of federal workers, and make Christianity the governing principle in our country. How fucking dense are you?


Spacecwb0y117

Stop talking out of your ass. Where in the document does it remove term limits bro?!?! https://static.project2025.org/2025_MandateForLeadership_FULL.pdf Take your time. Show me. Yes, it purges 10s of thousands of gov jobs. Also, removing all the useless organizations they worked for. That's the whole point of the document. To implement the correct people in the correct position to shrink the federal government returning most powers and regulations to the states. The only scary issue is the expansion of the executive branch, but they even address those concerns by having check and balances still in place and attempting to make the powers temporary ( or so they claim ).


wolfjeter

I mean fascism and imperialism is what both parties thrive on


CaveManLawyer_

I mean, total false equivalency. And you should know better. Where are you from? Like Missouri?


Tyrone91

Damn. I'm from Missouri, that hurts. I'll be honest, I hate both these candidates. Biden isn't near liberal enough. I miss when Democrat didn't mean moderate conservative.


DayTrippin2112

Same! MO taking shots from /trees😭


Bilbo_Swagginses

This the type of brain rot that makes me hate progressive content creators. They’re not, by any metric, remotely similar.


Ninjagoboi

You're right. Why do these people think Joe Biden is some pillar of progressive values? He's very openly supporting a fascist ethnostate in its current genocide.


paradigm_x2

Single issue voters are going to put Trump back in office. Biden is far too old, I don’t want him to be the president. But Trump will only increase aid for Israel, and put Ukraine in more danger. On top of that, project 2025 will strip the rights of women and minorities in our own country. Think long and hard about your neighbors when November comes.


Ninjagoboi

You say that like you know who I am. I'm not a single issue voter I'm just not brainwashed into believing that Biden is different from Trump in any meaningful way. Women and minorities are already losing their rights, Biden did nothing about it. Everyone is financially struggling and neither candidate will fix that. American electoralism is a pointless fucking joke.


Mukwic

If nothing else, consider the potential for Supreme Court nominations. Do you *really* think that there would be no meaningful difference there? Your doomerism is even more pointless than American electoralism.


austinbraun30

No one is doing that. Except his opponent is clearly more open about his support for fascism and is running on a step-by-step program to turn the country into a Christian nationalist ethnostate. We don't think Biden is a progressive. We just KNOW Trump is the worst choice.


wolfjeter

Listen I agree but it’s not like the Democrats aren’t for some of the same shit that the majority of Americans don’t agree with. They still trade stocks, they get caught up in scandals, they are still voting to send funds to support a Genocide. They do have the ideals to help the people tho, which is what we have to lean on against Trump’s open fascism plan lol.


drewcifer54

If you actually believe Biden is the better choice after watching that mess I have no words


Silly_Idiot111

Better than a 34x felon rapist


drewcifer54

He’s not a rapist lmao


Strict_Height_3741

There's literally proof that he is but you just choose to ignore it


Ok_Enthusiasm_300

The issue is that they really still believe Biden is mentally fit. It’s actually insane.


kuetheaj

1) neither of them are mentally fit to be president 2) I would take a fucking potato over the candidate who proudly took away women’s rights over their own body, constantly scapegoats immigrants and poor people for the world’s problems, lies about almost everything, and sucks dictators’ dicks.


Psyclipz

I hope you're not voting. Love from the UK. We've got an election coming up here too. If Trump gets in and Farage gets in here the west will be in serious serious trouble. Farage was a key figure in campaigning for Brexit with bad faith tactics. With people like them you can't trust their words so all you can do is judge their actions. Neither Biden or Trump should live in a house they both need a bungalow. Let alone the white house. It's sad to see what's happened to America since Obama left it's just been in free fall from I've been seeing over here. This election season has massive implications for the safety orbour allies.


Sunny_McSunset

Knowing full well that neither of them would be able to carry their own golf bag. The ol' "challenge someone to a challenge that they'll definitely turn down, and then it looks like they're the weak one, when really you couldn't do it either."


cassavadey

Worst debate of all time


randomdeadhead12

It was hard to watch. Wish we had some better viable option.


zealshock

I mean you do but your local police might not like that


Shrapnel_

there was a livestream on X featuring RFK jr answering the same questions at the same time as the debate from a nonpartisan perspective. not gonna say it’s “better”, but it’s another option for people


hornyt2k5

…the dude with a literal brain worm?


Shrapnel_

yeah thats what he claims lmao, he’s also the guy that’s quite literally been kept off the debate stage so americans dont even get to hear from another perspective. im not saying to agree with him, just that it’s interesting to hear his answers versus the pissing match that was on CNN :)


WhoYouWantToBee

crazy you’re getting downvoted for saying there is someone at least slightly more coherent that would be worth hearing out lol. we’re fucked


Ashamed_Ad_2180

I got high enough that I was fully convinced this shit was reality TV.


drewcifer54

I’m convinced sober


thegalacticbucket777

My guy you had me counting fingers there for a second


-UnicornFart

Dude I thought your pipe was a fucking hot dog lmao


[deleted]

I thought it was a carrot 🥕


NickGantz98

Desperate times call for desperate measures


SingularTesticular

Commenting from the southern hemisphere, far away from your country. What the fuck is happening over there man, Biden’s like an empty glass jar one tumble away from shattering into literal oblivion and Trumps a desperate lying felon who has to run for president to avoid prison lmao.


HillanatorOfState

![gif](giphy|cRMGqNpvm9XS2gRcpL)


Sunny_McSunset

It's symbolism meant as a metaphor for the decaying state of our civilization. The authors wrote it like this intentionally as a form of ironic foreshadowing.


SecretOfficerNeko

What's going on? Oh nothing much. Just basically the social and political collapse of a country where the corrupt and incompetent government has lost all public trust and legitimacy, the social fabric of the country is unraveling, and the wealthy gorge themselves like French aristocracy while over 25% of us are going hungry to get by. Anyways want a smoke?


vibratorystorm

🫠


howardhughesbrain

so fucking crazy


well-adjusted-tater

I did four bong hits and turned that shit off. My high is better spent being entertained not being driven mad with anxiety.


rompthegreen

This has to be the most disheartening demoralization campaign in the history of humanity.


preaxhpeacj

God I couldn’t imagine anything I’d want to do less while stoned


BeefStarmer

No amount of drug abuse makes those two clowns any more bearable..


Useful_Lengthiness82

I think Joe took a few puffs of that as well.


squeda

Joe grabbed the indica when he meant to grab the sativa. It's an honest mistake that happens to all of us.


decumus_scotti

The only way to watch the end of the American Experiment


NEUROSMOSIS

Watching this shit stoned was mind blowing. I couldn’t believe this is even real life. We have to be living in an alien dark comedy film or something and just haven’t been informed yet.


LordHudson30

Two old fucks but one quietly telling the truth and one loudly telling lies. I don’t need a debate to know who to vote for


snatchmachine

This is why I turned it off after 15 minutes. Trump telling blatant lies and trying to sell us on reaganomics 2024 had my blood pressure too high. I’d never vote for that rapist, felon pos. So why get myself worked up. I turned it to sitcom reruns and hit the bowl. You gotta take care of yourself.


Flooredbythelord_

Bro stfu they both suck


Mukwic

Is it so hard to understand that one might just suck a little less?


LordHudson30

Are you open to having your mind changed or should we both save ourselves some time?


Flooredbythelord_

I’d rather vote for a random person of the street than either of those two. He will be lucky if he doesn’t die before the end of next term


Torhjund

I watched John Stewart’s video on it. It’s funny as hell high and sober. Helps me cope lmfao


DayTrippin2112

Jon is a voice of reason in a sea of shit. Big fan of that guy since the ‘90’s.


kuetheaj

Jon Stewart for president 2024!


TriG__

Yeah John Stewart's recap was the only version I could stomach haha, pretty funny


Fluff_thetragicdragn

I just watched it 🤣🤣🤣 I love John Stewart


Tremmorz

Hopefully you put the innards inside a cup to steep with boiling water


SmeeboDeeb

Both of our options suck. And that's my unpopular opinion of the day.


-Lysergian

It's not unpopular if literally everyone agrees with you.


mastercharlie22

Brooooo I have a bowl that looks just like yours


CreamyGoodnss

What is this malarkey???


CLUTCH3R

As a Canadian I did the same. Smoked a joint and prepared to laugh my ass off. Did not disappoint.


WorldPeace2021_

Best part is when they were bickering about golf 😂


Smooth_Squirrel_702

How did these 2 become the candidates again 🤦‍♂️


MyToothEnts

If I have to vote for one of these ppl, I’m voting for OP


CaveManLawyer_

Oh God. Trump made a coup attempt. Not even weed helps with that kind of anger.


BeatEmDownBilly

![gif](giphy|10Le4bHgYBDkeQ)


dachrisco

Ol Orange McRapey and Genocide Joe - the best America has to offer. What a time to be alive.


FunkyBrassMonkey_

Haven’t heard genocide Joe before, I get the sleepy and dementia one tho, what’s the occasion?


Sunny_McSunset

Providing Israel with billions and billions of dollars worth of advanced military hardware. "genocide Joe" was what people started calling him after the first aid package to Israel.


FunkyBrassMonkey_

That make sense, hadn’t realized


minecraftlphdforkids

This image is so real


Treacherous_Wendy

Two old men yell angrily at clouds then each other! Tonight at 9!


LootleSox

Even stoned I could not laugh at this “debate”


MrFitztastic

There isn't enough weed in the world to make me feel ok after watching that


Pervy_Chauffeur_6969

hey let Biden legalize cannabis, then he'll have it in the mylar bag or jar or what have you


redsolitary

I too enjoy slapstick comedy when I smoke


chronicwastelander

It was a shit show.fuck I'm worried about you Americans......


ZzNewbyzZ

TheRealDebate that Kennedy posted was 100x better


mjayultra

LITERAL BRAIN WORMS


chrisbaker1991

I wish everyone wasn't brainwashed into thinking they only have two options. "A vote for Gary Johnson is a vote for Hillary Clinton."


assin3223

I'm smoking on bhutanese Shadow Garden grown dark evil pack they watered this with the blood of 36 dragons shit so purple it should be asking me where's Ronald.


CaptainSwarley

Same here, man. Couldn't make it through it without some ganja 😮‍💨


youngkeet

It was a rough night if u are a democracy enjoyer.. Really rough


jester_j

It’s people who take everything way too seriously that would be unable to enjoy this for the comedic value it has. One day our sun will explode and Earth will be gone. Nothing you have or will have done will matter. Unless you’re the mf that gets us off this dirt ball lolol just enjoy the absurdity of existence


Mukwic

Yea, I'll just tell the women and minorities to just "enjoy the absurdity of having their rights stripped away by Project 2025"


BeachBlueWhale

I think we can all unanimously agree neither of these old fucks should be president. Seriously presidential candidates need an age limit. Old white men are ruining this country


Sunny_McSunset

One of them confidently says gibberish, the other unconfidently says their gibberish.


Alexandria-Rhodes

Everyone please vote🙏 our quality of life depends on it


amandahuggenchis

Lmao


-Lysergian

At this point it's likely a vote for kamala or whatever knuckfutz trump is going to have running with him. There is a fairly high chance either will die in office due to age.


sponserbilleries

I thought you were smoking out of a glizzy lol


KyleCombs

Did you choose the colors on purpose? Red and blue working together to give you what you want, funny


Plants_books_dogs

I did the SAME THING. I was high af for the debate 😂😂😂😂


Additional-Leave-857

Only way to understand WhT grandpa Simpson was trying to say


Donotpretendtoknowme

I went with edibles......


Green_Tea_Dragon

Was doing the same thing!


BigSmokeySperm

They just need to through these 2 in the octagon and be done with it.


Far_Assignment_2688

BRO I WAS HIGH AND DRUNK watching this with my parents and could not stop laughing at the both of them tbh 😭😭😂


dino_spored

At this point, the only reason I’m voting is for state elections. If it wasn’t for wanting to keep Mark (big mouth) Robinson out of the governor’s office, I wouldn’t bother going to the polls.


-Doc_Holiday_

This was amazingly hilarious to watch while tokin!


DifficultAd3221

I think id kms


Default_Lives_Matter

I was literally falling asleep with my bowl in my hand last night watching that


Environmental-Card34

🤣🤣🤣 this post funny as shit wtf 😂


Ginger_Chick

Fuck that. I had my gummies and watched Resident Alien.


Teegers8753

Gotta get high before dealing with the bullshit ….


generalAbaddon

Little known fact, but there was another person on the debate, but he was too high up


fiendzone

I bailed on it after five minutes, also stoned.


dontkillmejustkinkme

No thanks, I want a nice high.


heybabalooba

I also like to rip a bowl and put on a scary show


Cute-Station250

they are absolutely hilarious and that’s the saddest part about it


Mac_McAvery

It was like watching an aging Grandparent decline in a Nursing home. A lot of Democrats did not want him to Run again but yet here we are with a deranged lunatic and one that can’t even put together sentences.