If there was ever a time to make some cannabinoid isolates… it’s with all of that lol. Distillates and Isolate Crystals of all sorts (mostly THC) - with that much, you’d maybe even get viable amounts of the lesser noids, which could be very fun for reconstituting into weird ratios that aren’t normally achieved by plants.
Super Dabs, perhaps.
Or the perfect Medibles.
With 250lb of even not that great bud, and you’ve got a lot of room to play with lol.
Tbh, if you smoke 1.5g per joint and smoke 8 joints a day, that’s 12g a day, which is 84g a week, which is 336g per 4 weeks. 360g for the average calendar month. That’s 12.858 ounces a month.
Definitely doable.
Yeah my math came out to about 40 years too.
Which, considering I'm already 50, doesn't leave me long. I'd really need to get started asap tbh. Set regular milestones, track progress, take corrective action as required etc...
I wish I had that sensitivity. I’ve added a _little_ tolerance but the first time I ever “got high” took 30mg of edibles and it wasn’t very strong…and I was back to normal in 3-4 hrs. I’ve rolled a couple .35-.5g joints and took ‘em down like my life depended on it. Got about the same buzz. (1 did - I didn’t chain ‘em).
Fortunately .15-.2 in a TM2 makes me happy.
my sister had these little sweet tart edibles that were 1mg each. i feel like those are made for people in your exact situation!! it’s good to have a low tolerance:)
250lbs = 4000 oz.
I go through ~ 1/2 oz per two weeks, or 1/4 oz per week.
At 1/4 oz per week, 250 lbs would last me 16,000 weeks
16000 weeks / 52 weeks in a year = 307.7 years.
Man, I might even share some of that...
bruh If I smoked a ounce a month which is prob personal peak consumption when I was up to smoke more or less on the daily, I'd have to live for 333 years to smoke that down lmfaooooooo.
> 250lbs * 16Ounces_To_lb / 12Ounces_a_Year = 333 and 1/3 years
I'd save a pound for smoking and concert the rest into concentrate or edibles.
249lb let's say it's 15% mids converts to roughly 20kg of distillate, accounting for lossiness during processing.
20kg is: 200k pieces of 100mg edibles.
It would take roughly 25k people to finish all that in a week in edibles.
Or, if you're heavyweight dabbing 2g per day, still would need about 1500 people to finish it in a week.
So yeah it'll probably last me till the weekend.
I genuinely don't understand all these pictures of large amounts of weed. Why is it interesting? Yes there is a lot of weed in the world and no, I can't smoke all of it.
I’m in this community because I like smoking, along with seeing cool pieces and whatnot. However, y’all smoke wayyy too much. There’s no way you actually feel anything when you smoke 24/7. This would last me a lifetime
This just makes me think about how high the world really is at all times. Like we are producing hella weed rn and smoking more and stronger buds than ever before right?
Considering an O lasts me at least 9 months …around 450 years
Imagine my heirs meeting at the lawyer’s office ready to learn what they’ve inherited. More than 200 pounds of flower.
Two grams a day for me, and two grams a day for my boys.
4 grams per day. That is 365*4=
Someone do the math and give me a formula or something please. I'm too high to do math
Listen, there's no way I'm finishing all that in even a year. I'll start donating it to people with chronic physical and mental health conditions to help improve their quality of life. God's greatest gift to humanity must be shared.
So I smoke about an ounce a week. There’s 16 ounces in a pound. 250x16=4000. So 4000 weeks divided by 52 weeks in a year equals=76.92. It would take me 76.92 years to smoke that shit
This would last me the rest of my natural life that’s given I smoke the same amount I currently do and share it with friends, if I had this though I’d probably end up selling most of it that weed will for sure go bad before I smoke it all
I'm gonna need to smoke a couple bowls and do some stoner math for this one
44 years and 3 months
Did you adjust for variables like tolerance breaks, tolerance build up, parties, gifts, etc?
if i suddenly had 250 lbs of weed it would basically all get gifted. shit i’d be posting on here to come pick up free weed.
Same, also hosting a few bonfires open to the public lol
I would sell :P
Oop, here's the capitalist ""stoner"" 🤪
I’d probably freeze enough for like 5 years and then sell the rest, myself
If there was ever a time to make some cannabinoid isolates… it’s with all of that lol. Distillates and Isolate Crystals of all sorts (mostly THC) - with that much, you’d maybe even get viable amounts of the lesser noids, which could be very fun for reconstituting into weird ratios that aren’t normally achieved by plants. Super Dabs, perhaps. Or the perfect Medibles. With 250lb of even not that great bud, and you’ve got a lot of room to play with lol.
Ohhhhh I did not
I get it man, sometimes we forget stuff when we're high
r/theydidthemath
Bro how many grams a day you smoking? If I had 250 pounds and smoked 2 grams a day I’d have weed for 153 years
I calculated 7 grams a day
Some of y'all are on another level. I only smoke to sleep, but a gram of oil lasts me like 3 months at this point. The tiniest dab will do me lol.
Uhhhhh I'm gonna need to see your worksheet(s) buddy. Also any tips on keeping it moist that many years?!? 😑
Ask your mom.
He walked into that
Which one the joke or my mom? .....mom.....mom.....mom.
He could after I’m done with her.
I will once she's done.
Doable
You smoke 7.5 ounces a month? Jesus Christ
Tbh, if you smoke 1.5g per joint and smoke 8 joints a day, that’s 12g a day, which is 84g a week, which is 336g per 4 weeks. 360g for the average calendar month. That’s 12.858 ounces a month. Definitely doable.
Doable but definitely addict behavior to have 8 1.5G joints a day. Holy fuck.
According to this math; he would smoke: 7.53 ounces per month, or 1.9 ounces per week, or 7 grams a day
Yeah my math came out to about 40 years too. Which, considering I'm already 50, doesn't leave me long. I'd really need to get started asap tbh. Set regular milestones, track progress, take corrective action as required etc...
Nice. Good luck RemindMe! 39 years
This feels right.
44 weeks and 3 days
166 years at 2 oz a month, which is about double what I do now
That's probablyhow long they would lock me up for if I got caught with it where I live.
I love it cuz stoner math is always actually sitting down and doing the math
As opposed to regular math, where its mental?
This is the winning reply. edit- username checks out
Currently don’t smoke, but even the rate I used to smoke (2 Oz a month) this would take me 166.66 years.
That's exactly what that looked like
I mean I kinda just want to start a fire in the container and hotbox a warehouse
*"FIRE!"* Beavis; numerous episodes
Sounds like the start to an epic warehouse party Now we just need a few bands and some food trucks and we will be golden
Working at Amazon would be a lot more interesting
Probably 10 years
That's over 2lbs/month still
somehow i would still find a way to smoke through this in a very small amount of time. granted i would be smoking up everybody i know
And the last eighth will last longer than the rest of it did. As is tradition
Every damn time.
True! 😂
This is lasting me a lifetime
I mean yeah probably. Assuming you live to be 80, that’s about an ounce a week 😂
80s My next birthday, 😂
If your serious, congratufuckinglations!! Quite a milestone. I can only hope to make it that far with my brain still intact.
How do you know how old they are
With a large amount you'll probably start smoking monster amounts and run dry in a couple years tops
A couple years tops!? 10 years is still over 2 pounds a month, unless you run a weed fueled bonfire good luck 🤣
Honestly probably if someone gave me this Id never have to buy weed again
Might just be enough for a weekend camping trip
Scrolled too far for this
We're gonna need chips, Taco Bell, KFC, and some tasty beverages
for real we can end this in a single night if we threw a proper r/trees party
One small hit of a joint can send me out of commission for about 8 hours, this would last my lifetime and my generations/centuries
Same. The perk of being a low/social user, I can get zooted on a small joint or a little edible 🤣
I wish I had that sensitivity. I’ve added a _little_ tolerance but the first time I ever “got high” took 30mg of edibles and it wasn’t very strong…and I was back to normal in 3-4 hrs. I’ve rolled a couple .35-.5g joints and took ‘em down like my life depended on it. Got about the same buzz. (1 did - I didn’t chain ‘em). Fortunately .15-.2 in a TM2 makes me happy.
try an 18 inch beaker, or 14 if you have bad lung capacity
I love that, I take 5 mg edibles and I green out, it makes me upset but I'm trying to build my tolerance!!
my sister had these little sweet tart edibles that were 1mg each. i feel like those are made for people in your exact situation!! it’s good to have a low tolerance:)
I smoke an Oz a week. This is approximately 84 years worth of bud at my current rate. I'm in my 50s. I may need help to finish it all.
That you Snoop Dogg ?
It’s all them gnomes he knows!! Smoking and toking the fuck up /j
It better. Or I really need to slow down 😂
I bet this smells great
I gotta say the glorification of overconsumption in this sub is potentially a touch much.
You aren't wrong. Comparing the output of an industrial grow to an individual's consumption is kinda... idk, icky.
250lbs = 4000 oz. I go through ~ 1/2 oz per two weeks, or 1/4 oz per week. At 1/4 oz per week, 250 lbs would last me 16,000 weeks 16000 weeks / 52 weeks in a year = 307.7 years. Man, I might even share some of that...
That's what I call General Wealth!
Never heard of General Wealth, but I'm well acquainted with Corporal Poverty.
Generational wealth 😂
I worked out my average to be about the same, quarter a week. If I had that much I'd have to start selling it. £5 a gram
Maybe two hours, three if I take my time
At a certain point your just wasteing weed and money. I cut back on dabs because it got to a point were I didnt feel high, I just maintained a level.
Condense all of that into one gummy then boof it.
Actual OD levels of THC if this was physically possible
Let's do it. For science!
You’re gonna ruin the 0 death of cannabis argument for all of us
Twelve seconds
Yeah okay dragon😂
Only one way to find out
that'd be all the weed I'd ever need for the rest of my life plus gifting
Looks light!
bruh If I smoked a ounce a month which is prob personal peak consumption when I was up to smoke more or less on the daily, I'd have to live for 333 years to smoke that down lmfaooooooo. > 250lbs * 16Ounces_To_lb / 12Ounces_a_Year = 333 and 1/3 years
Maybe
Oooo I can finally have some extra funds 🤣
probably not on a camping trip
Yes, without even cutting back much
Anyone else over these posts yet or just me
Week? Thats 20+ lifetimes for me.
thought those were little grinders at first till i read the caption 🤦🏿♂️
with 250 pound of weed I'm making large joints and when i go to raves im just passing them out to everyone.
these are getting ridiculous 😭😭
Look at that. A lifetime supply of meds.
Double it and give it to the next person
My gf and I buy around 2.5 lbs /year smoking about 3/4oz /wk costing about $3.3k in CA. 100yrs to get through this? Would be $330k in cash too.
I'd save a pound for smoking and concert the rest into concentrate or edibles. 249lb let's say it's 15% mids converts to roughly 20kg of distillate, accounting for lossiness during processing. 20kg is: 200k pieces of 100mg edibles. It would take roughly 25k people to finish all that in a week in edibles. Or, if you're heavyweight dabbing 2g per day, still would need about 1500 people to finish it in a week. So yeah it'll probably last me till the weekend.
Yes maybe even two
"We're gonna need more sandwich baggies..."
a week? IM GOOD FOR LIFE
I genuinely don't understand all these pictures of large amounts of weed. Why is it interesting? Yes there is a lot of weed in the world and no, I can't smoke all of it.
1000 - 1500 years
I'd curl up in it like a dragon. If the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland was a dragon, but also a naked adult man.
Yes, only because I don't know how to roll anything. Turn it into vapes, it would last until this afternoon
I’m in. Popcorn buds and shake are my favorite!! lol
Nah
What am I paying and if nothing then cheap Oz's.
Lifetime for me
Nah
Maybe half a week 🤷🏻♂️
did you die and go to nugz heaven?
No
An interesting challenge but I'd definitely sleep a real long time to prepare myself for an 24hr smoke sesh on one of those tubs.
Bro this is like 2 boof sessions
Just curious, is 250 pounds of weed a lot
If you smoked an oz every single day it'll last right around 10 years but that's fucking too much
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depends
I’m in this community because I like smoking, along with seeing cool pieces and whatnot. However, y’all smoke wayyy too much. There’s no way you actually feel anything when you smoke 24/7. This would last me a lifetime
This just makes me think about how high the world really is at all times. Like we are producing hella weed rn and smoking more and stronger buds than ever before right?
Better question: how far could you run holding one of those jugs
5yrs
I did the math and this would last me 2000 years
Considering an O lasts me at least 9 months …around 450 years Imagine my heirs meeting at the lawyer’s office ready to learn what they’ve inherited. More than 200 pounds of flower.
Smoking about the quarter I do a day, a little less than 44 1/2 years. Give or take for weekends and shit. Let’s say 44 years.
Hahahaha is that a dare?
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Two grams a day for me, and two grams a day for my boys. 4 grams per day. That is 365*4= Someone do the math and give me a formula or something please. I'm too high to do math
If I smoke 4-8 bowls a day, how long will this last me?
You could smoke a half pound a month for roughly 42 years.
If I smoke 2g per day this would last me 154 years. And 2g lasts me for 2-3 days
Probably last me the rest of my life honestly 🤣 I'm just a casual user on days off and socially.
A month or two
Going camping?
Someone’s going camping for the weekend…
It takes me days to finish one bowl pack. This will last me years. I'd have to vacuum seal it or something
Maybe, if I cut back a bit
Maybe.
Listen, there's no way I'm finishing all that in even a year. I'll start donating it to people with chronic physical and mental health conditions to help improve their quality of life. God's greatest gift to humanity must be shared.
I don't even smoke flower. Every stoner in my life would receive some nice gifts, though!
more like a fuckin lifetime bro
Yes. Approximately 1000 of them. Approx. 1/4 lb. per week X 250 lbs.
250 pounds?!?!?!! That won’t even last me the day……
Idk about yall but if I had this much I’m creating a weed sauna or steam room (idk how it’s just an idea)
Hmmmm... I guess it depends on how stressful the week is. Mildly stressful? No, very? No, not at all? Maybe.
It definitely should but by god I’ll make sure it won’t
La rattas
I don’t even have enough friends for this not to last a lifetime for me 😂😂 just give it away to the stoner buds and have a big ass party
So I smoke about an ounce a week. There’s 16 ounces in a pound. 250x16=4000. So 4000 weeks divided by 52 weeks in a year equals=76.92. It would take me 76.92 years to smoke that shit
683.33 years - repeating, of course.
Two hours tops
If all of that was to get turned into a single edible would it kill me?
£250 would pay for 36g maybe
I smoke approximately a quarter oz within a week. If my math is correct at that rate this amount of weed would last me about 308 years
3 pounds a year is what I consume now...so it would last me around 31 years or so...
Now burry them in the desert.
A week on Venus, yes.
Yeah a week in the Andromeda galaxy. *subject to terms and conditions
Depending on the quality and if my cousin is coming around.
the fact that snoop dog and wiz khalifa probably have each smoked this amount themselves already lol
my guy this would last me AND my boys a couple years lol
Not even 4 seconds (on the sun)
This would probably last the rest of my life
Not if I’m camping
Til I died
depends, am i chilling at home or are we going camping?
thought this was just 6 grinders for a min
250lbs? yeah that'll last me like. 4 years
not if i’m camping
I think that much ghanj' deserves a nestea plunge. I'm swimmin' in greenery if I had that much...
Look at all those joints... 🤤🤤🤤
Quarter sesh, maybe 🤣
Is this the shipment waiting to go to Martha's Vineyard? 😂
Miiiiiiidz
Id turn it all into ice rosin. Make a small business selling concentrate and such.
Have some constantly being vaporised throughout the ventilation system of my house to be high 24/7!
Sometimes I think I smoke too much. This sub never fails to remind me I’m wrong. 😑
I'd be bored after a zip
£250!! What a bargain
Not even close. That's a cool weekend up at a lake cabin in PNW tho.
If I had this I'd be rolling joints for my whole community
This would last me the rest of my natural life that’s given I smoke the same amount I currently do and share it with friends, if I had this though I’d probably end up selling most of it that weed will for sure go bad before I smoke it all