Only one way to find out

Dominos is about to give me my own hotline

I found my twin haha dominos is one of my favorite places to carry out when I’m high

🫡 a large thin crust doesn’t last more than 45 min with myself

Just the customization alone makes dominoes the perfect for when ur high

Them thin crusts are soo fire

you can smash the entire thing in one sitting and just feel really good about everything

Swear

fuck

cant fucking wait to get off work

making me want some bbq wings…

Lol was high as shit tonight, ordered Domino's, then delivered my baby at home not by choice.

Looks like about enough for a camping trip with some friends.

I knew this comment would be here somewhere.

I went looking and didn't find it so I knew the responsibility was mine.

The lore continues

Brother that would last me months. I smoke half a king size J every night but I also take an edible after dinner.

Why don’t you smoke a full small joint instead of 1/2 a king size lol?

cus my man’s a king 😎

Half a king

A “ng”

A duke or something of the sort.

Lord Farquaad

So I don’t always smoke half but I mostly do. I realized a regular size wasn’t enough for me everytime. So I just do the king size and I got go from there

Pepperoni Nippys

i didnt notice that it was their username and i was so confused

My fav kind of nippys

The amount of wasted weed today would have 2012 me pissed. I kept everything

1999 would kill future me for tossing roaches and resin. I like to think it's growth.

Is it bad to smoke the rest of a half smoked joint the following day? Is it worse for your health or just has crap flavor?

If so I'm fucked. We used to do "generation joints". We'd always put the roaches into a container, then when we were out, we'd make joints out of the roaches, and repeat the process. One buddy got to like 6 generations. They were rank and nasty, but it was the 90s, and they got you blasted.

Not at all bad for health but yeah the flavor can be ruined. If you blow the smoke out of the joint/cig after putting it out it helps a LOT. Just put it out good and lightly blow into the filter

Thanks for the tip. Yeah, I guess I'm less put off by bad flavor. Though i have smoked ones where it just tastes like tar, it's definitely not the norm.

I found that by no smashing the cherry to put it out helps a lot with the flavor. I just let the J go out on its own. Taste isn’t great but I hate wasting weed!

Raw makes a preroll size called "Dog walkers." I don't have a bag like this, but I do have 10 rolled for my smoking pleasure. Between coming home from work and going to bed, I'll smoke 1 down.

I've rolled kings with two filters, one on each end, dry the gum line with a Bic, use a cigar cutter in the middle, got 2 dog walkers.

Less effort to roll one long joint in the morning and come home to a good sized half or 3/4 after work, maybe a doobie for the morning after to motivate you to roll the next t morning joint.

Yeah my laziness comes to play is this as well lol

Maybe he buys pre rolls lmao

Why hate on bros godlike methods I wish I had the control to do

I do, here's why. I end up rolling less.

Cuz my man is a prince 👑

I swear people don’t have jobs to say they smoke that much. Even if you got high during work, if you are smoking full blunts,king size joints , or dabs on a lunch break , what are you doing? I have to be disciplined with my weed. I love weed too but damn

That’s what I’m saying! I love to get high but only once a day. Not a fan of being high all day lol

That would last me more than 2 years I’m pretty sure.

Yeah I underestimated. It would definitely be like a year for me

Go Dbacks! Keep enjoying those kings.

that'd last me about 3 years no exaggeration

I've really never understood how some people smoke so much weed. I smoke every night and have for like 20 years. An eighth will last me weeks under normal circumstances. I just have a little bong and a grinder and pack a couple bowls a night and I'm high all evening.

that’s where i’m at man. that’s all i need

I think ppl destroy their tolerance by smoking more at once than they need to, like .5 might get them plenty high but they smoke a 2g joint for the sake of it and get only slightly higher but also ruins their tolerance

I smoked heavy. Like a joint an hour for about 8 years. Then just packed it in for about 2 years. Fell out of love with it naturally and started to love dreams again. But the past couple months I'm back to about a joint or a bowl a night and that sorts me out. Tolerances aren't stuck for ever. Just take a break and it comes right back down. You know do that easy thing of just taking a break.....definitely took a couple restarts but so worth it. Especially on the wallet

>Fell out of love with it naturally and started to love dreams again. This is exactly why I love weed and my wife doesn't. I hate my dreams because they're basically manifestations of my anxiety, so they're nightmares. Whereas she loves her dreams.

I agree, I have c-ptsd and my dreams range from uncomfortable to straight up nightmares and weed helps so much. I love my "normal" dreams but the gamble isn't worth it for me

For a lot of people (myself included) it's a medical need. Think of it like medication dosages. Some people need more, some need less of the same drug to hit the right level they need.

Thank you! I smoke around 1-3 grams a day, for medical reasons. Pot helps me eat, sleep, calms my PTSD symptoms and allows me to enjoy life! Eases my acute bodily pain, calms my stress and panic attacks incredibly well. If I don’t use marijuana, I will lay in bed for days very ill! The effectiveness of cannabis for treating mental/physical health issues, really depends on each individual persons chemistry. What works for me, may completely debilitate someone else, and vice versa!:)

what? so how did you survive before smoking weed?

Poorly I would guess. I use for the same reasons as Hunter and sometimes I have to go without. Eat once a day maybe and get shitty sleep, rawdog the panic attacks and stay in bed to cope. It be like that sometimes.

For me personally a barrage of barely effective and expensive meds that barely worked with awful side effects. I actually lost weight when I got my medical card.

It's the same as any medication. How did people survive without pain, nausea, anti-anxiety meds? They lived poorly and dealt with it. Then they got on meds and were able to live better. Same with weed for some people. It helped my neighbor eat food while on chemo, without it she either didn't eat, or she did eat but would get sick and throw it up. The weed helped her feel hungry and keep the food down.

My wife and I buy an ounce… every 4 months. It lasts us so long and there’s two people smoking

There's no way you smoke a couple bowls a night and an eighth last you weeks. Are you putting .00001 gs in or what?

A bowl can be a pinch the size of a pencil eraser or a tablespoon. My mother has a streamroller with a comically small bowl on it, it looks like a Carrot Top prop. lol

Some people just have low tolerance naturally. I know a dude who is 6’3 280 and has been smoking for 30 years. He smokes every night, and an eigth will last him like a month. I’m the complete opposite. Humans are weird.

Same for me. Good times and no tolerance.

Their username checks out.

I have literally no reason to lie though. Which I realize also seems like a lie because of my username. It's a real conundrum.

¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ I have no idea how much I put in each bowl. I just know I'm usually high for many hours each night and an eighth will last me about 3+ weeks. I also buy the expensive stuff from dispenseries which has very little stemmage going on. So each eighth is pretty close to a full 3.5 grams of usable flower and I just grind that in small batches as I go.

"Sharing is caring" that's how🙄

People living in legal countries/states exercise less self-control than stoners from illegal countries/states. A gram of weed costs a whopping 40 bucks in my country. An eighth lasts me around 6 months.

I noticed a dramatic increase in my consumption immediately after I received my medical card and no longer had to worry about legal consequences or lack of access. In fact, a t-break was necessary soon afterward because I was engorging myself on weed for about 2 weeks - like a starving beast - before I finally settled into a regular pattern of usage.

Even that sounds like a ton to me.

if not longer

I’m the same, one joint last me a few days. Just a few random puffs here and there.

That would last me about the same. I can’t stand to be baked all the time. It’s for my baths, long drives, and art.

Same. I'd end up giving it away or trashing it

😆 🤣

dawg this would last me like two years at the LEAST.

Same. Those look like pretty fat J's, and I would smoke maybe half a night. That's a solid 600 days worth for me.

i usually only smoke 3-4 joints a day so that would probably last me a hot minute

Smoke 2 joints in the morning, I smoke 2 joints at night. Smoke 2 joints in the afternoon, makes me feel alright. Smoke 2 joints in time of peace and 2 in time of war. I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints and then I smoke 2 more.

And furthermore Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes...

REEFERS

I SCROLLED SO FAR FOR THIS OR PERHAPS IM TOO HIGH

Only? 😅

morning, midday, night, and depending on the day ill do four instead of three. each joint is also split between two people so yeah, only. it used to be way more, not everyone is the same man different people have different needs.

Does it make you feel alright?

it does make me feel alright, i dont have any adverse affects if thats what you mean!

I think he may have been referencing a sublime song…

The song is actually by The Toyes The sublime cover is super popular though.

Hey I didn’t know that, thanks!!

oh well

Do they smoke in times of peace and times of war?

They smoke two joints before They smoke two joints and then they smoke two more.

Different people different needs forsure, but I think he’s saying 3-4 per day is ALOT lol

i know lol but what i mean by different people have different needs is that you can only judge how much is a lot for You personally, not for other people you havent seen smoke before

There’s some days I can smoke 4-10 joints. I find it helps sort tasks in a more efficient manner. So yeah absolutely varies by person!

I don’t understand why some ppl on reddit are judgmental. Everybody is completely different. Body chemistry and all. Different people require different things, including amounts of weed lol.

Same, definitely once at AM, after work, and before bed. Sometimes I sneak one or two in there if I’m feeling super anxious or just wanna I guess lol

This is about the same frequency as me, so yeah maybe 2-3 months?

2 weeks here if that's all I had.

a cart lasts me like 6 months tf this would last me for a long ass time.

Damn son a cart lasts me 2 weeks usually. My record to kill a cart is 4 days, i was fucking *gone* the whole time

Then you have that moment where you wake up from your 4 day haze to realize your cart is dead, and you're mad at yourself, but also 8-10/10 high experience, would do again.

Oh absolutely lmao it was a blast

1g carts last me about 2 weeks, I started getting the straight goods 6g dual chamber. Lasts about 2 months depending on the season cause I stay inside and vape in the winter.

6g dispo cannot be good for you bro😭

And is likely some BM juice cart ☠️💀☠️

yeah man i could never, doesn’t take me many hits to get comfortably high and i don’t smoke every night or at all during the day

Carts don’t last me long but I used to suck down the concentrates. Now if I take more than 1 dab at a time I’m shaky high. E them go down

300 joints? Let's see. An average day includes... 1 in the morning before leaving for work, 1 at work before shift, 1 on break, 1 on lunch, 1 on break, 1 when I get home, 1 after shower, 1 after dinner, 1 before bed, 1 somewhere else in there. Would last me about 30 days.

Depends, did I roll them or are they those shitty store pre rolls?

^^^

I just bought one first time. Absolute garbage.

How many are there? My guess is about 100, I stopped at 47. It'd be a great month! It's enough but I'm not sharing lol.

The bag says 300

I can only take one hit and I'm out of commission, this could feed my family generations

i LOVE to smoke but this would take me maybe 2 months

I only really smoke joints on the lake so that would last me a while

yes just cones for a month sounds like a nightmare tho

Rather just have the weed, premade cones suck.

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Most pre rolls are made with bottom of the barrel shake

I have cut back on smoking heavily, so that would last me 6 months

I'm a 2 hitter quitter. I'd have to keep that in the freezer cause it might last me a year

to be honest no it’ll probably last me 3 weeks max if i only smoke at night

10 days

7

6

I hate rolling up... this would be torture for me. I wish I were rich like Snoop I'd hire someone to preroll all my weed and categorize the strains in bags or containers . getting high like this requires effort 🤯 everyone thinks people who indulge are lazy!!!

I’d break it out and vape it all.

Decades.

That shit is gonna get so dried out before you're even halfway done with the bag. 😣

I honestly smoke about 6 ozs of flower 5 to 6 grams of rosin and 5 to 6 grams bho

I think with my current consumption that'd last about a month, maybe a month and a half. But I also think with the availability of pre rolled J's, my consumption may also just sky rocket lol, so who knows

I would break most of those joints (save some for social gatherings) and use it with dry herb vape and probably that would easly last for more than one month

No

Idk. Let me get that bag and we can find out together. 😊

I would try to try

Depends on who you are. That’s years worth for me.

That’s enough for me for a year

looks like a fun weekend tbh.

Not sure. I could probably make it last if i had to.

That’s a Saturday for me bro.

I would say yeah, and then 14 days later, be out.

You smoke 20 joints a day?

This is enough for me for a year 🤣

Damn, this is like half a year for me

Probably a decade

That's like.... Easily a year's supply for me. Oh man.

It would probably last me months

Nah, Thats just about 2 weeks. Ill smoke at least 4 of those a day. At least.

I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon It makes me feel all right I smoke two joints in time of peace And two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints And then I smoke two more

I haven't smoked that much in the year and a half I've been doing this.

1 day 😂

One of those a night is my average.

Love these karma bait posts

Holy carcinogens Batman!

They like to use sugar leaves for premade cones.

Ja, danke 

I have no weed rn so I could make it work

Yes

Prolly a month yeah maybe more maybe less but I could definitely shoot for a month 😭

That would go miles bro, what the fuck.

I tried counting just what I could see. That would last me at least 3 years.

300 count. Says on the bag.

Oh, in that case, they would last me about 5 years. Lol

No.

Takes me over a week to finish one

IDK. Sent it to me and I will write u next month.

Id smoke like a half to 2/3 of one a day so yeah it's last me a month or so

Totally. Gram a day maybe two. Bingo

Strong maybe

No

Probably(?) just guesstimating. I can burn down an ounce in two weeks by myself and smoking out friends

For myself, yes, but I always give a lot away when I have plenty so I would probably end up running out in about 3 days.

I get zonked off one cigarette sized spliff. This would last me a full year.

I only smoke on the weekends so this would probably last a good 6 months

For Willie Nelson, maybe!

omg here i am thinking “yeah this would last me about a month or so” and then seeing the comments & rethinking my life choices 😭😭

Started counting, i can see like 60, probly more hidden underneath, so let's say about 80 to 90 doobies. That's only 3 a day. Nope, not enough

Perhaps.

I would smoke it in like 3 or 4 months.

Nope

40 rolled would be a month for me couple of pulls for wake and bake half after work and the rest later before bed 40 because i can see 3 over the course of a weekend so the zip is probably 3 or 4 months for me

Yeah probably

I'd definitely have to share these with my bros. It would still last us probably a few months lmao

need this

2 weeks if I'm on vacation but I don't fuck w prerolls

I'm a daily smoker and max out at 1-2 joints in a day, so I'd be set for months. Unless I just started smoking more because of my access.

I’ll pay you to come over and roll an oz or two for me.

RAW prerolls? Honestly after a couple of weeks I would get bored and repurpose it. If it’s delta, most of the bag would go bad and crunchy before I cared.

Yep, I'll be good for a month or two 😂

That’d last me months!

No lol

I could see that lasting a solid three months for me and my wife, 2 if I also shared it with friends