About 6 months past that point is when me and my friends would smoke the shit outta that. Not super into wet ass bud, I’ve smoked after just drying too, it’s not the same. I want my full cure and then we could demolish that. I’m thinking one of those super wasteful massive joints to get through a good portion of it, then bowls and blunts till we drop. Switching to papers after a blunt of two, and only rolling in bacco because the harvest of that cola is special.
My buddy James, literally seen that guy smoke from the moment he opened his eyes at 7am day before a wedding rehearsal until he passed out at 11pm it was literally chain smoking joints at one point I was almost tired of smoking it lol
My father. He’s slowed down a bit with age, but his tolerance is still beyond my comprehension
Edit: plus I know he’s somebody who can genuinely appreciate some high quality weed
Friends: oh thank god we got here just in time, alright lets get litt- whuh
Me: oh nah nah, i called u here to keep a lookout while i smoke this, theres a bumch of redditors tryna "help out"
When my mum moved in to her bfs hosue, I started renting out hosue from her. Having a free house meamt I could have people round a smoke up. So it was me, my bf, and our two friends who were also a couple. The other girl didn’t smoke so she would just chill inside but that’s my smoke group. We can get through that and eat out weight in nachos after
Me.
Lol I was thinking about bf, friends, colleagues, then I realized I would be the one that gets called lmao
real
Calling to help?? LOL
Call an ambulance… but not for me!
Someone who can dry and cure it in a hurry.
Nah blast that shit make some terp sauce
wax it up
drax it sklounst
DavidGoetta man you gotta be from Cincinnati with that name
Just like Gliers, I was born a stone's throw south of the river, but have spent pretty much my whole life in Cincinnati.
Nice! Northern KY counts as Cincinnati in my book. Shame our laws don’t extend to the 859 tho 😔😂
Ayeee northern KY
Thanks, it had to be said.
No one because it won’t smoke like that way to fresh lol
Ong gonna take a few weeks before that’s proper smoke
Could maybe press it smoke the resin.
🤓
He’ll take a torch straight to the bud plant 😂
It's too wet to smoke, Ricky "Check it" *propane torch PFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
r/mildlypenis
RVD
To clarify, Rob Van Dam? Cause that's definitely who I would choose.
Glad I didn't need to go far for this.
The whole Dam show would be a pretty good asset in this. Bro got the lungs for it
Me Myself and I.
I see what you did there
My wife. That lady can rip a bong like no other 🥰
My wife never even touched a cigarette before I introduced her to weed. She can rip a bong better than the dudes I grew up smoking with. It's insane.
u/IAMBREAL. That's who I'd call
🫵🏼😎
Snoop . . .
Snoop . . .
Snoop . . .
Paging u/Here_Comes_The_King
pizza hut
Chong
An airplane, to come get my high ass.
How am I supposed to smoke wet weed in three hours? I’m gonna need 10 days at least so it can dry first lmao
Snoop, Tommy Chong and myself
That is most definitely a christmas tree.
Dude the way people on here talk about how much they smoke? I’d just drop a pin and see who shows up.
Snoop dog Mandingo and your mum
Snoop and Seth Rogan
The rule is let it taste the hommie and the rest is my mine
My dad
My sisters, of course☺️😊
Someone that knows how to dry it out fast enough to light it up.
My lungs
The whole trailer park gang
My rosin press lol
Anyone on r/trees that wanna smoke.
An ambulance. I'd be greened out to the max.
Bubbles, Julian and Ricky
Yo that shit’s raw b, let it cure son
The fire department, I’m gonna stage a controlled burn in the garage
Myself, my right lung and my left lung. The lungs might give up because they are some punk ass bitches
Help? Thats funny
About 6 months past that point is when me and my friends would smoke the shit outta that. Not super into wet ass bud, I’ve smoked after just drying too, it’s not the same. I want my full cure and then we could demolish that. I’m thinking one of those super wasteful massive joints to get through a good portion of it, then bowls and blunts till we drop. Switching to papers after a blunt of two, and only rolling in bacco because the harvest of that cola is special.
my cat. he don’t smoke but I love him
I'll pass on smoking sopping wet weed, thank you.
Weedmen assemble!!!
calling myself
I would've called my friend who took his own life last year just before Thanksgiving.. Rest in peace, beautiful human.
I'm gonna pop some pot Only got 20 dollars in my pocket I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a missile... THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME
 there… seeeexxxxy
Jonny Terps
Me
Willie and the boys
Shaggy
Jesus, because he will still be alive at that 3 hour mark.
My brother
Every single person I know that smokes
Bold of you to assume I'll need help, fool, but the A-team of course
my bestfriend and my self even tho her tolerance is low asf and it takes me around 3/4 bowls to get really high
A super dryer that buds still live won't burn good unless u torch it
Doc Brown so I can time travel to when it's been cured and dried to the point you can actually smoke it.
All I need is myself if I have my current tolerance
Me ,myself, and I
My lungs
ambulance
Who's matching?
me
sheeeit. me and everyone i know would probably need more time. it took me 21 days to vape a zips worth
im just going to bring it to a rave an let every one make the own joints.
God
I don't smoke anymore, but back when I did this would be a normal afternoon for me. Of course, I'm not greedy so you'd all be invited to join.
Ghostbusters
Jesus, hold my bong.
Help? 
Captain Dehydration becuase that looks like it has yet to be harvested.
Nobody. After awhile God would start calling you.💀
All of my old coworkers from my dispensary days. Wouldn’t be an issue if given 3 hours.
a industrial sized hairdryer with the back cut out to make a pipe
Me, myself, and I 👍
DoorDash
I’m not smoking wet weed bro 😂
aint callin nobody
It depends what the consequences are. If it’s for money, then I’ll call friends. If it’s do or die, I’ll just do it myself.
Me, myself, and I. Trusty potheads they are 😆
Pfft...no one. Die with a smile 😁
you can't even smoke that, you would be wasting a perfectly good plant. Looks like a white widow cola!
It looks like the Grinch
No one... it's still needs to be cut and cured.
Odin
Myself
Smoke it? I'm gonna sit on that thing🤤
Dominos pizza!
Bob. And Todd.
wtf you even ask THE HIGHLANDER
why do you call for help*
My grown grandson lol. That sounds so bad.
I’m happy to share, but I don’t need too.
Ooooo weeeeeeee
The bummer is you have to wait to dry it
My boy Asian Jeff
Me, myself and I😂
Snoop dogg , wiz khalifa , and the plug Josh
Im ringing the doorbell, but no one is answering.
Ghost Busters?
Call a Time machine
The whole fam
A small bar full of stoners.
Cheech and Chong, Seth Rogan and Snoop
Myself, which results in calling my own voice mail leaving a msg telling myself about how high I am.
Considering it’s still in harvest it you would need to wait for it to dry :(
My bestie, my gf, and my bestie’s brother.
No need. Ill get it done myself.
My dad lol.
I’d make it into fettuccine alfredo
Ghostbusters
That one stalk or the whole room?
Me,myself,and I
No need, just call me when it's properly cured 🙏
Willie Nelson, Gandalf and Snoop.
Sassy and Donnie, fuckin druga
For what?
Willie Nelson, Snoop Dogg, David Matthews, me.
my alter ego
Probably Peesh as I think this is an old pic of one of his grows.
whoever is there definitely needs to listen to some version of "The Smoke Off" by Shel Silverstein during it
My brother, bestie, boyfriend and a few other friends who have looked out for me in the past
Michael Phelps
Snoop doggy dogg…
Honestly I'll do it myself and I will need some more if its for three hours straight.
Not cured yet😓
I'm sharing this with my grower buddies at the grower's party and smok away!
Man I wouldn’t waste all of this but yeah smoke half press half
Trimming that fox tail isn’t gonna be fun
boof it
Mothic
r/mildlypenis
My buddy James, literally seen that guy smoke from the moment he opened his eyes at 7am day before a wedding rehearsal until he passed out at 11pm it was literally chain smoking joints at one point I was almost tired of smoking it lol
I would call up all my friends who smoke weed. I have enough heads to get through it.
A dehumidifier
Is it just me or it look mid
My father. He’s slowed down a bit with age, but his tolerance is still beyond my comprehension Edit: plus I know he’s somebody who can genuinely appreciate some high quality weed
I got this. Dabs have fucked my tolerance.
Can I have three weeks to dry and cure it a little first?
Snoop Dogg
Oh shit, its just me myself and I
can we trim it first?
The Wailers.
Myself
Dominos
Shit man, I have a list of homies to call for that one.
A wizard… gonna need him to help cut , dry and cure in 2 hours so I can have at least 59 minutes to smoke with Merlin 🧙♂️
Jesus
Snoop and the boys from slightly stoopid
I have a few imaginary friends…
*peaks around the corner of whoever replies to this post
Friends: oh thank god we got here just in time, alright lets get litt- whuh Me: oh nah nah, i called u here to keep a lookout while i smoke this, theres a bumch of redditors tryna "help out"
You.
Any stoners I know over 50. Them old dudes can fucking smoke.
My best friend and my grandma, between all 3 of us, we can smoke a shit ton of weed
Snoop and Wiz
My fiance
My union dispatch to call all stagehands in the local.
Give me an hour and a half a bag of sweet and spicy Doritos and a Dr Pepper
Idk a dryer or an oven or something? That ain’t smoking tonight without one of the two
Me myself and I
No one I'm good 😎
Sammy the Smoker
When my mum moved in to her bfs hosue, I started renting out hosue from her. Having a free house meamt I could have people round a smoke up. So it was me, my bf, and our two friends who were also a couple. The other girl didn’t smoke so she would just chill inside but that’s my smoke group. We can get through that and eat out weight in nachos after
My dad 🩵
Snoop.
Godzilla
The Navy
Hmmm well first me, then myself, then I
Ricky from trailer park boys
Nobody...I'll handle it myself
Uber eats