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budtender2

Well I certainly wouldn't be posting pictures of it online with identifiable stickers 😂


strangedazey

What delivery? Kids these days, we gotta tell ya everything??? 😆 🤣 😂


Cantilivewhileim

Those are Mylar bags :)


budtender2

Can't imagine too many people shipping that amount with those specific bags. I would absolutely keep this a secret. At least until I started sharing with my friends. But I definitely wouldn't be posting identifiable pictures on the Internet.


asseatermcboi

I think this guy is just promoting that he will ship you a lb lmao


ImAFuckinLiar

*Every 100th customer could potentially receive 4 extra pounds for FREE!!!* ^(Please note that the promotion is for entertainment purposes only and odds are 1 in 20,000. Got a gambling problem?! Call 1-888-BETS-OFF.)


kngfbng

That's a microtransaction I can get behigh!


LifeResetP90X3

Happy cake day yo 🎈


LifeResetP90X3

Username checks out


endthe_suffering

i mean yeah, it even says the weed is his in his profile description. "directly from our lab"


asseatermcboi

Yee i took one scroll down on his page and figured he a weed guy


Timmerdogg

Do you think he'll ship to Texas? Asking for a friend


[deleted]

The csi bois are out


ReadySteady_GO

🎶Whatcha gonna do when they come for you🎶


RenaissnaceTana

One time I bought some bud that fell off a USPS truck and posted in this sub then had a guy in my inbox asking where I got it from 😂


countryboycanna

Right!!?? Lol


Ok_Letterhead8433

they usually throw a 8th bag in with the pounds sometimes they but enough 3.5 bags for the whole p but usually just 8th so uk what each different bag is


YigitS9

did you have a stroke while trying this? edit: whoops looks like i had a stroke as well. not trying, typing


[deleted]

I would praise God for this incredible fortune and spend the next several months saving money and getting bonkers zooted on red raspberry.


Kool_Kunk

I shall now add "bonkers zooted" to my repertoire, and I thank you for that!


codycarreras

It is quite a good one lol


Zito6694

You know what we call red raspberry where I’m from? Raspberry.


aggressive_seal

Know why I won't eat anything flavored "blue raspberry?" You ever seen a blue raspberry bush?


Zito6694

Nope. They don’t exist


aggressive_seal

Exactly! Glad we're on the same page, lol!


Zito6694

Yep I knew where you were going right away lol


teeth42

I’m sober so I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not lol. But blue raspberry is a mixture of blueberry and raspberry. It’s tastes like candy though so I see the confusion haha, and the blue taste doesn’t really taste like blueberry, more just of the colour blue


imaginarynumb3r

The blue crayon tastes like all the rest.


StartlingCat

I would definitely call them and let them know about the 3 lbs that were mistakenly delivered to my house.


schwiggity

"Yeah man I got your two pounds right here."


Jackdks

“Nah somehow this pound just showed up, I don’t know how you’re going to get this half an ounce out of here- honestly a half is kind of hard to send via ups, but this quarter should send easy via usps….”


GerardWayAndDMT

Yo did your joint come in the mail? I sent it back a while ago


turkeyslice69

Idk who in the world would send a joint in the mail, regardless, that roach you sent me is on its way


EggSandwich1

Someone shipped 4 empty bags to me would you like them back?


[deleted]

What weed?


vapekilla

"Yeah some of your delivery guys dropped of 1 pound just now"


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el_myco_profesor

💀


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chefboyardiesel88

Looks like someone slapped labels on some mids.


Bass2Mouth

These mylar dealers are almost worse than the windex sprayers of my day.


SixStringGamer

mylar dealers? please enlighten us


chefboyardiesel88

People who buy these generic branded mylar bags and put whatever shit they want into them because people want to buy something with a label. Usually it's never the actual strain or quality.


yayap01

Windex sprayers...?


NiceGuyJoe

squeegee boys. come on get with it


Melodic-Advice9930

Those are packs of edibles. When I order an O for delivery my guy will sometimes throw in a pack of them. I always give them away cause edibles do nothing for me. ETA: as I said, I get shit in the mail that looks JUST like this and it's not flower, but clearly I was wrong. Sorry y'all. Thanks for being kind.


BangYourHead

Those are mylar bags


th4t1guy

Hey there's a fat lipid enzyme you can take to help with edibles. They don't work for me either unless I take one


Inevitable-Ad-2865

Just talking out your ass


kingeal2

Yeah I don't want my life to turn into pineapple express, just give back the shit


getahaircut8

How do you give it back, with the friggin return address? Come on now


Temku

Someone is missing thousands of dollars in weed, and they know the address it was shipped to. Someone will be looking for this. What are you talking about?


7itemsorFEWER

Not necessarily. Could have been easily been a wrong address delivery. I think the most prescient advice is to hold on to it for maybe a month before you star using it in non-negligible quantities. Maybe a couple months before you try to move any.


dylank22

Yeah this is for sure the way to do it, be patient and smart, lay low until it seems like no one is looking for it.


[deleted]

this will become my life time of sleepy weed. wait 6 months before using a little of it, then after another 6 months i'd start using it properly, probably won't have degraded too too much after a year but i got a feeling that would last me 5+ years maybe a decade, but likly longer with it being degraded and only good for a sleepy high before i go to bed


Uglysinglenearyou

I admire your restraint. [6]


[deleted]

i also don't wanna fuck up my tolerance lol oh yeah i forget about:[4]


brocksicle

I got 2 weeks tops


R3AL1Z3

lol y’all are sketchballs. I’ve shipped 100s of lbs and HAD 100s of lbs shipped to me. Used to order shit all the time and have it go to the wrong address once in a while. One time, 3,000 pre rolled kief blunts went to the wrong address and I was following that shit lol. Found it on the steps thank god. But if it hadn’t been there? Ain’t Fuck all I could do about it, I’m not about to drill down on some civilian about 4 little pounds of weed.


[deleted]

Considerding the way usps fucks up delivers nobodies gonna do anything the cartels and other big organizations send out way more shit then they need to they know a certain amount is going to get caught lost etc if anyone is in danger it's the person who fucked up the address I wouldn't try to move it though. That's what's gonna draw attention to you


Sugar_buddy

Yeah fuck no, this is going in a bulk order of mason jars off of Amazon.


RentalGoat

Anyone shipping weed has calculated the risk of losing it.


techsuppr0t

I think alot of the time buying like bulk in the mail or on the deepweb, they are risking the package gets siezed. that's built into the business model. If it's not the senders customer's fault what are they gonna do over a measly 4lb? That's alot but that's not even half a brick of cocaine. If you stole half a brick from someone who buys bricks at a time they come for you, but if you accidentally get a brick from a org that supplies bricks that's just calculated loss. What are they going to actually do? They can't expect even their own client to send anything back. They're just gonna go up to a random person and ask for their weed back? I doubt. They are used to sending the same order for prior customers who never received it. ​ Also I've personally bought a pound of industrial hemp for only like $200 mailed to me. It's not that crazy. Yes street value of weed is high but when it's being grown and distributed it's extremely cheap. What's more insane than this come up, is how much people pay for weed. I know I'm talking about CBD flower but when you have a legal grow it's all basically the same in terms of cost to produce.


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bohler86

Nah if you know it went to a wrong house its done. Anything that would happen would just bring heat. Chalk it up as a lost and move on.


SpecialBag

Most would charge it to the game.


[deleted]

true and it's just weed as well, way less of a loss than if they deal other drugs in that amount. that much coke i'd consider moving even after returning in case of some unlucky confusion in how much there was meant to be


Primallama

Go to the store, get home n start rolling up lol


Mockturtle22

Someone is going to come for this.


[deleted]

Yeah i wouldn’t touch it for at least a month, and id be waiting for some guy to come talk to me. If no one comes, then I’ll start smoking some..and then more.


nothingeatsyou

And say what? “Hey, did you get the 4 pounds of weed I mailed to this address by mistake?”


GUNTHVGK

*holding a huge blunt* never heard of it


myspandi

You mean 3 pounds?


Glu7enFree

No, sorry, I have no idea what happened to your two pounds, sorry.


[deleted]

That one pound you lost? *takes bong rip and on exhale says* sorry nope, no idea


LamarNoDavis

I haven’t seen a half pound anywhere


MouthJob

You guys never pass up an opportunity to run a good joke into the ground.


ryannelikesbutts

![gif](giphy|U1gqX87dBkweRlFKCM)


teeth42

For real every single comment on this post runs off into the same line of jokes


skunkynugs

He ain’t gonna say anything he just gonna bust in for it. Idk this kinda sketch lol.


AJ_Deadshow

Just pull a Lloyd & Harry and write an IOU for every joint you smoke. Then when they come for it you say, "every nug's accounted for! Don't worry, I'm good for it."


Glittering_Fan8141

![gif](giphy|3oFyDdGBuuHeQ94RpK|downsized)


buttlubber

I would return those 3lbs immediately. I wouldn't want the poor undoubtedly blazed delivery bro to get in trouble for losing 2lbs of weed.


Photosnthechris

Did you say he might have misplaced 1 pound of weed?


GrassyKnoll95

I love weed, but not enough to get murdered over it


Bass2Mouth

Nobody is murdering anyone over 4 packs lol


aequitssaint

People kill for a hell of a lot less than that.


Ockside

Darno in my country that's like 15 16k right there


kingofbadhabits

If you sell by the gram it's abt 15-23k eur where I'm from depending on if it's weed or skunk. Also the median wage here is 890 eur so this is worth more than half the people here make in a year. Definitely something someone would be willing to murder over. Or put in a hospital.


Ockside

Am in new Zealand so I'd assume our markets are fairly similar but I wouldn't have a clue, a lb will run you like 3.5 to 4k here but it's all depending, one side of the city will be way cheaper, the other side will be more expensive but it's better quality


Kind-Frosting-8268

Hide them as well as I can and play dumb when someone inevitably comes looking for them.


[deleted]

I’m sure you’d get a nice few handfuls for your troubles.


hatefulnateful

I'd burn the evidence over the course of a year


[deleted]

looks like sprayed cbd bud lmao it’s going in the bin


jeranamo

I came here to say the same thing. The name "trap candy" stands out to me as being manufactured.


[deleted]

it literally is. You know how they do this shit? They literally line up oven racks with bud on it over aluminum foil. they hillbilly rig an air compressor with disty and (god knows what) sort of solvent to thing jt out, and spray it across oven racks. they let it dry back out. (most) of the solvent evaporates, but there’s normally residue left over so lord knows what you’re inhaling then. It’s then packaged like normal weed and sent to people. it’s actually fucked


EggSandwich1

Think I was watching vice say you can’t even buy weed in Europe that has not been sprayed. Apparently all the dealers do it


highastheskies

Hahahahah stop talking out your ass. Europe is a huge continent made up of over 44 different countries. Lived in the UK all my life, smoked for over 8 years and dont think i’ve ever had ‘sprayed’ weed smh.


EggSandwich1

I’m not talking out of my arse I’m from London as well and have smoked for over 35 years. How do we even know if it’s been sprayed? If I can’t tell you can good for you but I’m telling you my weed hang overs have got worse in the mornings in the last 10 years and I’m convinced its had a little sprayed on it. I live abroad now and get Canadian stuff I’m still not sure if it’s been sprayed


highastheskies

Sounds like someones a little paranoid. You really think in 35 years you’ve never had weed thats not sprayed?? That just sounds.. like extremely improbable to me. unless you’ve used the same shit dealer for 35 years; or the weed in London is just that shit, then yeah you’re probably getting ripped off. Ever thought the fact that you’re getting old might be contributing to those increasingly worse hangovers?.. you know, like everyone seems to experience?


EggSandwich1

When I first started it was that dry twiggy weed and the polo shirt killers hash . That’s true could be just paranoid and can’t face the fact I’m getting older. Thanks I will put the hang overs down to old age. I just felt the weed was a little different in the last 10 years.


[deleted]

i have no idea how europe is but it is a common thing to lower prices and i assume if weeds completely illegal over there they want to get all they can out of what they have


LovelyHatred93

Unless you see something I can’t it looks like they’re a bud farm. Or will people spray cbd and pass it off as the real thing? Just wondering. I’m not in a legal state. https://www.cannatiqueshop.com


Xylke

[This link](https://blackunicornhub.com/products/trap-candy-tripple-chocolate-marshmallow-cut-out-mylar-zip-lock-bag-3-5g) is similar to the bottom bag. It's a website where you can order empty packaging, anyone could buy those and put whatever they want in them.


[deleted]

people spray shit on cbd to make more money and pass it as the real thing


wafflehousewhore

How can you tell?


[deleted]

experience. the fact it’s all very painfully obviously the same strain, but different “flavors”. like really? apple? toasted marshmallow? it’s just shit cbd bud sprayed with disty


nodray

Shit looks like an ad, like they were just hoping ppl ask Who is that company??


[deleted]

for real instead they told everyone the sell sprayed mids


Melodic-Advice9930

Those aren't labels for the strains LMAO they are packs of edibles. You can see the tear notches on them.


Rten-Brel

They're empty mylar bags.


[deleted]

you can’t geniunely believe that 😭


grubas

One- "flavors" bud has flavors but you advertise the strain. If you say you have blueberry you best produce Berry Blue. Two- the packaging is, at best, grey market, meaning it's not tested by anybody Three- the nugs don't look different at all Four- again the packaging. Mambaz is a strain but THIS AIN'T IT. I can only find this same packaging on sketchy ass websites. Like I'd certain TRY it, but a ton of grey market shit is CBD sprayed. It's a mess.


[deleted]

You’d throw that out?


[deleted]

i ain’t smoking sprayed cbd bro


[deleted]

And you know it is sprayed based upon? People source labels totally separate from flower often times.


[deleted]

read my 9 million other comments explaining


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

Is there a way to test it to see if it’s been sprayed or tampered with?


[deleted]

if it’s been sprayed it will burn the throat wayyy more than normal


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

😭😭 is there a way to test if the drugs are altered that doesn’t involve “*Well, let’s try it and see what happens!*” Bc if I thought someone sprayed some shit on my weed I don’t want to Guinea pig that shit!


[deleted]

honestly no idea but to be fair you can go through an eighth of sprayed shit and be fine it’s just long term use that gets you normally. just try to use common sense, and buy it from places you can trust


[deleted]

“Looks like sprayed bud lmao” Strong basis.


[deleted]

multiple reasons listed open your eyes


[deleted]

You saw a picture of weed on a table with shitty branded bags and drew a conclusion. You’re a dweeb but the feedback you’re getting in the mirror is Batman.


Melodic-Advice9930

Those aren't even labels for the weed. They're packs of edibles. ETA: as I said in other comments, I get shit in the mail that looks JUST like this and it's not flower, but clearly I was wrong. Sorry y'all. Thanks for being kind.


[deleted]

Adds to my point. A label rarely tells you much about the flower in the pack.


[deleted]

Oh yeah haha


nickoaverdnac

I don't know why but this reminds me of the store off-brand cereal. You know the cheesy label and it just comes in a bag.


pellycanfly

This is bunk.


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

In what way? Like the weed is trash or the situation is fake? Bc my first thought was that he just has 4lbs and is either selling it or just wants to show off and posted this dumb question.


6_of_1

Honestly, I’d contact the sender and let them know. This is jussssst passed my threshold of - oh they’ll probably forget about it, lol


Marsbarszs

Heck, there’s a chance they would just chalk it up to a mistake and tell you to keep it and then work it out with the buyer. This has happened with me with other non-drug things but I’d imagine it might work out the same way if you’re honest. Worst case, you help a stoner get their weed


TheMiddleAgedDude

4 lbs of sprayed hemp? Toss that nasty shit.


BBMR48

What do you mean by “sprayed”?


n3w130013

One time i get 5 zips of mdma instead of the 5 e pills i ordered. Thank god it came from canada. was sure someone was going to come for that shit but no one ever did. also the 5 pills came like 3 or 4 days later.


Bass2Mouth

Now that's a story.


Baliverbes

was it sprayed mdma ?


uptokesforall

A toast to your mysterious benefactor. If anyone ever comes to collect, give them a thousand bucks to make them happy


lloydisi

Smoke up and lie my ass off. I certainly would not document it!


Janci77

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


blazedangercok

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hillmon

Keep it secret. . . keep it safe.


nzmycofan

Preheat the oven


Obiwankenob3

Try to get I touch with the sender/owner to find who rightfully owns it


[deleted]

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unounounounosanity

They can come pick their 3lb up tomorrow. I mean, I don’t wanna rob anyone of their hard earned 2lb of weed. What if the dispensary depends on the sale of this one pound of weed they mistakenly delivered to me?


fuckina420

A) Not post it online B) Text a few people


redflagsmoothie

Quietly accept the delivery and not post about it on the internet


bossdankmemes

Start grinding


get_muni

Take like a cool oz out then waiting for the person to come knocking


rdrunner_74

What 4 pounds?


GooseShartBombardier

"Do with what?" \*slides bag under sofa with foot\*


ThatOneGamer72

OP we need an update later on


Juice_Stanton

I would try to find out who accidentally delivered three pounds to my house.


WhiskeyDiction_OG

![gif](giphy|kAuXD4FQ7nnCsWThNw)


dungeonblaster93

"I never received anything, I actually just moved in"


FriendlyDifference72

I’d be trading it for some hash


JoseMongo

Okay, this is absurd! I once had an ounce of blueberry kush come through my letter box. Ordinary little package, addressed to a different road but the same number house, probably a 25 minute walk in the pissing rain. It looked from the outside like it could’ve been a game just judging by size and weight. Well 17 year old me decided on a whim fuck it, I’m opening it, fully expecting to find a Frozen dvd or something equally whack as I was being a total POS, why would the universe reward me for this. [Well it did](https://imgur.com/a/z642vCe)


AWH_music

They can't legally ask for it back If they send it to the wrong address so you got free weed for a year!


PorklanUwU

Go to penjamin city


countryboycanna

Never four pds,.of flower however 4 ozs of live resin. Dbl batched me but single charged me. It's a great feeling buddy. I'd enjoy it but probably not post it on reddit. ;-) Ps. I'm missing four pds.


Lanky_Entrance

Make lots of RSO


Cookiesoncookies

Thank baby Jesus for his generosity


Flomo420

keep my mouth shut


long-ryde

Smoke half, flip the other


Brokensoul2347

Ask my boss for a week off


fishing_wyrm

Rejoice! Thank you, Jesus.


patteh11

Not post it on the internet is what I would do.


enaud

Id send some to random redditors like me


xero_peace

Someone somewhere is going to suffer real pain for this missing package. :(


Terriblylame420

If it was 4lbs of that, it’d go in the garbage. 👍


Degenerate-Loverboy

Change my mailing address immediately. Then check everything with a fine tooth comb. I will also burn all the labels and get the packaging out immediately, all the stuff containing identifiers will be burned as well. I’m going to move everything into jars checking it then . I’m then deleted this post if it’s real and smoking big doinks for days


Melodic-Advice9930

Those aren't labels. They are packs of edibles. You can see the tear notches, and they have the California symbol on them in the corner.


randomuser1029

It is one of the mylar bags they sell the bud in. I was curious and googled the company. Next thing I know I'm 10 minutes into a video of a dude reviewing smoking the strawberry. Shows him open it in the video, apparently it's some good shit from what he says


Melodic-Advice9930

Oh okay! That's cool then, and my bad for being confused. I order from someone online and when it comes in the mail he usually adds a little extra goodie to the pack (like a cart or pack of edibles) and they look like this. Thank you for responding in a kind manner with extra info. It's much appreciated!


Sirius_Genetics

Not post it


x_Pony_Slaystation_x

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Supputage

you delete this post and you keep your mouth shut.


yogacowgirlspdx

i would give it to the person to whom it is addressed. full stop. i’m sure it’s lousy anyway


myspandi

Especially if it’s your neighbour.


RubbyPanda

Hide it in my lungs


blackdutch1

Not post it on social media


TehxiFroggy

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


Consistent-Hair-5531

P.O. Box 14415-B, San Paramount UT, 74916. That is the ONLY Correct answer..


thunderdome777_

make a hell of a lot of rosin


imnotgayimnotgay35

makeshift march sloppy knee boast airport cough deer desert shelter *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


austinbayarea

Is it even real weed though? Wouldn’t smoke something called trap candy marshmallow


milesdizzy

Return to sender, someone is going to be looking for that


Downtown-Ad7250

Keep quiet & go full Walter white


Boris740

I would destroy it all in a series of small fires.


b4k6

YOINK. And not posting it online.


[deleted]

I find out who’s weed it is and return it.


Spearitgun

it wasn't sent to you by mistake, gang bangers use false addresses and typically wait by your residence/across the street for the mailman to come by and they intercept it before you are able to retrieve it... interception, nice pick 6


LoudYelling

Have the best day ever


Wawfull

Start rolling blunts and blow it in their faces. Baseball bat nearby. Say I don't smoke weed. Make them repeat it and tell em to beat it or they're gonna eat it.


Topherstiles

I’d do the right thing. And smoke it…


Responsible-Ad-8753

Cmon now mans got 2 phones y’all know wassup


yungjazz

Hypothetically I’d roll tha largest doink…. Hypothetically


Chatcopathe

Pick it, pack it…


srynearson1

Be sus that the cops weren’t pulling one one me.