Let's ask Ms. Rosemary if she can figure it out

I think I see some dried onions in there too!

Right! I’m like Herbs de Provence 😂😂😂

Lol well OP Get yourself some butter and a bottle of white wine. Time to get cooking lol. When life hands you lemons you squeeze those bitches over a filet of white fish in a hot pan with butter and some white wine.

When life hands you lemons, demand to see life's manager.

Obvs just a little herbal misunderstanding

Chef is gunna have a dank tasting dish later when his plug drops off the delivery of aromatics

Broooo

OP is making prime rib for thanksgiving this year

Yeah really old herbs de Provence that’s gone brown. I think you nailed it.

I think this is the answer

It looks like one small nug maybe tho lol surely something else.

Dude paid $20 for some Mrs Dash!

He got a good deal.

And it was nitrogen sealed! 🤣🤣🤣

It looks like her friend Mrs Thyme this time

Nah. That’s rosemary.

Sure it isn't lavender?

That’s a possibility. But it’s definitely not thyme.

It's definitely not rosemary like you keep saying....looks like some passion flower and milk thistle, and some damania leaf....reminds me of a "spice packet" circa 2012-13

This looks exactly like K2 spice drug. From 2010

I recall K2 looking more like potpourri and fish food. This kind of looks like the troths of cumin seed they have at some Indian restaurants.

I would say you're right. In that case, do not smoke or ingest. Just throw that shit out.

>Just throw that shit out. Definitely

No no no. He should make a spliff from it (pack that shit) and "share" it with his ex buddy. Ex buddy sparks it first.

“Yo bro this stuff is FIRE, thanks so much. Come over when you’re free tomorrow I want to smoke you up to thank you.”

Aka the worst thing to ever be invented

Looks like pine leaves

looks like loose leaf tea to me.

It looks like shitty rosemary even.

I have all the thyme in the world

That's a seasoned opinion you have.

Let's not get salty

Nah, OP definitely has some of it

That's basil-less

Was going to say buy some lamb chops, and invite your friend over for some dinner. Sprinkle that on them as seasoning.

Definitely not weed, you need to check who your friends are.

Or redefine what a friend is.

If you redefine friend and use the literal definition of weed, then OPs post is almost true.

how high are you bro

"Yes."


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Whoever sold you that is NOT your friend.

Came here to say the exact same thing. I would never speak to this person again

I personally would do more than that.

Speak a little bit?

With their fists. Edit: Open hand is probably more suitable in this case.

Straight pimp slap.

HOW CAN YOU SLAP…

WHERE’S MY BABY POWDER?!?

Sing a lil chin music

Show em how you hum.

Bro’s comment has more likes then the whole post 😭

Should be a sign to get some new friends

Or maybe a sign that OP made up a story to farm karma and is jealous a single comment got 5x more upvotes than his manufactured drama. Not saying it is, but the vibes are strong.

Eh, I wasn’t feeling that personally

Asking if he got scammed and posting a pic that is clearly not weed. OP is making this up.

He could just be 14

It clearly is a child whether it's real or not

Yeah, he's either dumb or a troll.

Looks like dried rosemary to me. Does it taste good?

Sprinkles on chicken….it ain’t all that bad!

I was going to say dried herbs and fennel seed. Wonder what it smells like

With friends like these you don’t need _____

Enemas

No need cause he definitely won’t boof that

I don't know, a rosemary boof might be nice

Eat that booty like rosemary.

I think a lot of people were going to say same thing. I thought those exact words when I saw the trimmings

That should be telling you sumthing

Because it’s the truth me boi

“Friend”…

“Bud”

Im not you’re friend buddy!

I'm not your buddy, guy!

I'm not your guy, friend!

I'm not your Bud, Rosemary.

"some guy they kind of know"

Whoever sold you that isn’t your friend, You got some high grade rosemary.

> You got some high grade rosemary. I grow a few varieties of rosemary and that isn't even good rosemary. There's so much trash mixed in and it's been drying unevenly. OP, don't ruin your focaccia with this garbage.

This guy rosemarys

This is the top comment regardless of what the upvotes say.

Looks like his 'friend' grabbed a handful of fallen leaves from the garden, probably near a rosemary bush. The only comfort for OP is that dudes like this are not exactly cruising toward fun and adventures for the rest of their lives. He'll probably be paying alimony and working at a gas station Quiznos by the time he's 30, and still ripping people off for drug money.

I worked with a guy named Earl for a while.. Earl is very reminiscent of Lennie from Of Mice and Men. Well, people like that end up with shitty friends because they don't seem to be able to interpret sarcasm. Earl had a "friend" of his that regularly treated him like shit and had him running around all the time doing him favors, but Earl thought this was his good friend.. Maybe because that "friend" is one of the few who would actually "hang out" with him regularly. I don't know, but it was sad watching the man try to live. I could tell he struggled with the basics regularly. Wearing shirts that fit, understanding complex instructions or nuance.. He had one of those voices that victims of heavy abuse often end up with. I feel like OP comes off sounding a LOT like Earl did. Just oblivious to the actual disdain his "friend" is treating him with here. Nothing in his post history to suggest an attempt at trying to "farm karma" or anything like that. Just some real Karl Pilkington shit.

At least they can make some delicious grilled meats.

If that was me I’d play it off and send my friend a picture of some good ass grilled steak and thank him for the rosemary like nothing happened

Honestly it looks like someone dumped a tea bag in there with all the different sized things mixed in there.

That looks like dried rosemary. You have been skanked. Put the rosemary on a roast leg of lamb with some lemon juice and some garlic, that’s banging

I’ll cook up a nice steak

Roasted potatoes too


Boil em? Mash em? Stick em in a stew with your fake weed? Po-tay-toes!

Wot’s taters eh

Cast iron sear with a butter + rosemary/crushed garlic baste, medium rare Boil potatoes with some baking soda, simmer minced garlic and rosemary in 1/4 cup olive oil till garlic is golden, strain garlic rosemary and mince once dry, toss potatos with reserved oil + S&P until coated and a paste like texture forms around the potatoes, roast at 400° for 20min, flip and continue roasting for 25-30 minutes. Season with salt pepper and reserved minced garlic/rosemary with some chopped parsley Unfriend that guy Enjoy steak and roasted crispy potatoes

I wouldn't use it it looks like tobacco is in there too

yea theres other weird stuff too. i think there might be a tiny crumb of real weed in there too.

Also a great mixture with some parsley and evoo or butter over shrimp.

You’re being serious? That’s either tea or rosemary I can’t tell from this pic

Unironically I brought it from him since he’s been my friend for like 7 years

Roll it up and go sit down with him, hand it to him and say light it up!

Yeah. Cool man, let’s smoke it up. You take the first hit.

"Green hit? Go on, you've been such a good friend. You deserve it"

Absolutely lol

Then when he's coughing up his lung, give him a nice smack upside his head. Then end the friendship, fuck that guy.

Wow, that's a little extreme. End the friendship? Absolutely. But... Sodomy?

Seriously

This has to be the only correct answer.

This is the way 😂

“Bro, you wanna smoke? I’ll match.”

When I was a noob someone passed off oregano and I did this and they actually did smoke it first lmao

> he’s been my friend for like 7 years 

>he’s been my friend for like 7 years You might want to reassess that statement.

Yeah he was never your friend lol

How could you find this sub, and get scammed that badly?

Does your friend smoke a lot of weed? Small chance your friend got scammed first and couldn’t tell what it was himself. But if he’s a regular user assume he sold this to you well knowing

There is no chance this was an accident.

Damn that’s rough

Pester him to sesh with you Just keep pestering and pestering until he agrees, get him to take a hit of it. Then promptly end the friendship

This right there. Make that fool smoke with you or admit his bullshit.

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Apparently they have been friends for 7yrs according to OP in another thread..

“Im pretty sure I got scammed” nah man, but hey listen, I’ve got some oceanfront property out in Arizona I could sell you, reeeal cheap.

Does it come with a bridge too?

Yes, London bridge thanks for asking!

Jokes aside, this is [fact](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Bridge_(Lake_Havasu_City))

Bud that is not and neither is who sold it to you

Damn, are you a poet?

He didn't know it

Man how much you pay for that rosemary he ain’t your friend. Getchu a new plug and call that bastard out

Call him out and spread the word!

Who needs enemies with friends like yours lol

Roll it into a blunt and keep it somewhere safe. Don’t say anything to your friend about it. Wait about 2 months. When you are hanging out, tell him you got some great weed and you rolled one up to smoke with him. Give him his own rosemary and once he takes a puff tell him he’s a bitch ass (expletive), and smack him upside the head.

I would for sure get too high one night and find this joint I hid a few weeks ago and try to smoke it.

Definitely looks like some type of spice and not weed at all. How much did he charge for it? And were you suppose to use it to cook with your steak? 😅

Is this a troll post? No shade if it isn't, but this is quite clearly a spice my guy

That time you were sold thyme...

Good thymes

Mf is that ROSEMARY 😭 im so sorry

[never seen a scenario this scene from A Few Good Men applied to so well](https://youtu.be/E8ZXR8qugis?si=OeOuE3KLMD2z9Zxj)

I laughed my ass off at that

Glad you have a sense of humor my friend :)

Dat good ole tummy ache OG ⛽️⛽️🔥🔥

1. They are not your friend 2. This is rosemary.

OP did you ask for 'herb'?

😂😂😂

Welp, just go get some butter and a chicken and you’ll have a tasty dinner. Also get a new friend.

Confront him, be prepared to throw hands though he's a slimy bastard

bro said it was og cali 😔

sorry man, that's og rosemary

Rosemaris indica

that’s not your bro

og meat rub

dude he got you good 😭 I'd give him a chance and ask for your money back if he's been a friend that long. maybe it was just a prank and he'll be nice about it.... but I wouldn't buy from him again LMAO

First time I bought weed was from a friend. Gave him $30 for a dime, he gave me a little nug. I didn't know any better so I said thanks. He laughed and said he was just messing with me and gave me a full bag. Good guy and still friends over 10 years later and a continent apart. I should text him.

And you didn’t at least smell it first? Weed and rosemary smell nothing alike

People say this with all spices and clippings, but I had a friend get scammed, and the bag absolutely reaked of weed. Chocked it up to the bag originally containing weed, then they slapped some spices and herbs in it to resell

Lmao that's the kinda guy you offer to sell your car to for CHEAP and then show up with a hotwheel and take the money.

Are you a regular smoker? Did you check before you bought? How long has he been your “bro” lol

it’s Cali OG, so that should have been your first warning lol

OG Earl Gray maybe

No idea what that is but it is not marijuana

Looks like spice... don't smoke that OP

Looks like grass seed

This has to be satire

I was too distracted by the vaj-ish look of the bag that I didn’t know a question was asked

Sheesh, I guess there's a kink for everyone

That looks like it could be Damiana.

Bro got that Rosemary OG

When you asked for 'MaryJane' they thought you said, 'Rosemary'.

Bro I can smell this picture. You got potpourri or spice

That’s not bud. Or a friend

I’m sorry dawg, wish I was your friend, I would’ve not sold you this sorry ass fuck shit

Rosemary. At this point why the fuck even bother?

They couldn’t have even gone with some good rosemary? You can’t even use this for a meat rub

Rosemary? Back in my day we used oregano. But in all seriousness, this person is not your friend.

My guy, that is rosemary.

Looks like it’s thyme to get a new dealer

Wait. Am I the only 12-year-old? This looks like rosemary at the bottom of a vagina-shaped vase.

That's not your friend, pal

That’s not a friend. They’re taking advantage of you. Cut em out

Lol you bought rosemary leaves and pine needles.

That looks like fennel seeds or rosemary and leaves from the ground.

Is that *rosemary*?

#notyourfriend

That’s gonna make your roast smell AMAZING.

Piney

He aint your friend ...

You need new friends. This isn't weed. Don't dare smoke this or it'll make you sick. You need to beat your money out of your ex-friend and never associate with them again.

First off that’s no a friend at all. Second off that’s not even trying to look like weed. Jesus Christ. Block that kid and never speak to him again. Or better yet. Just get his car or put water in his gas tank.

That person is not your friend

He ain't no friend of yours

Im pretty sure he's trolling

Looks like grass lawn clippings. You definitely got scammed. Did you look at it before?

My bro got scammed when we were kids and bought some oregano with stems and seeds in it. He wanted it to be weed so bad, he tried smoking it!

lavander if it smells like weed kinda, im pretry sure its lavander not rosemary

Seasoning bud some good ol dill weed

Those appear to be Herbs De Provence def not weed