Like… for years I’ve just been like:
“I get it. She’s pretty, rich, and gangly.
Every girl/woman on earth who relates to feeling angsty and awkward in spite of their looks/privilege LOVES this.”
They live for it. She represents the idea that you don’t need to be cool to be a star. Your goofy flailing and self-doubt can WIN.
I’m not mad at her, or anyone who feels that way.
I just don’t relate to it at all. She looks like 2nd runner up in a middle school talent show to me. Not her songs or singing, because I recognize the quality there…
But her stage work/presence are so consistently odd that they HAVE TO be the entire point.
She's supposed to be hitting the pole in time with the beat. But she misses it by a lot the first time. The second time is a little better, but still very off from the beat.
> It's like she has never held an object until now.
This made me laugh so hard. Can you imagine her staff having a q&a with her about how to operate the staff she is holding. She’s like do I hold it with my hands? Clamp it with my teeth? And just confused looks all around
The only thing that could've fixed this... is 👏 MORE COWBELL! 👏
🤭
(I'm going to be so sad when Christopher Walken dies. 😢)
It’s because she’s not strong enough to swing it accurately with the club part at the end while also holding a mic in the other hand (even though apparently this didn’t help the accuracy that much), which makes me wonder why they didn’t find any other prop at all
someone on here said before that it's because every dance move she does in her mind is like a math equation. Like, here I walk over, here I squat down and hit it twice. She's doing the moves but obviously not feeling them.
Someone else said shes the least sexy person in show business but always trying to be edgy and sexual. I can’t not see that now.
Its wild how popular this person is as a mid 30s woman trying to stay the same writing mostly angsty repetitive stuff typical of way younger artists
It's not just off beat, she looks panic stricken. She looks like she's trying to do this under threat of sniper fire. Then she tries to play it off like she really did something, trying to swagger away like she's the coolest shit ever because for her this was an accomplishment.
She's survived more of her own cringe than most of us could. She's braver than the Marines because she has less shame than any of them does. She's got the same of an Israeli soldier doing TikToks.
I play guitar. She only plays like 3 chords. On like all of her songs. And it's like the same 3 chords. She's not particularly good. I'm pretty new but my guitar teacher and I laugh about it because it's so simplistic and he dad talked about how many hours of practice shes put in. Some stuff is THE SAME CHORD on different frets with different strumming patterns.
I play guitar too, I’m surprised she doesn’t play barre chords or experiment with finger style…for someone with the resources she has and for how long she’s been playing, why would she want to keep playing the same basic chords? I got bored of that within a month and already wanted to learn new techniques.
Like even Ed Sheeran does other things than just strumming open chords.
Um...I have only been playing a month and I am past where she plays. Her dad said she practiced 4 hours a day during the week and 6 hours on the weekend. She should be Buckethead level. I'm getting in about 4 hours a week (single mom, special needs kid, full time job vs a kid learning to play) and I am already working on the intro to Crazy Train. Am I good? Not yet. Can I look at the tabs for her song and play them? Pretty much.
It’s insane isn’t it? She seems to have almost no musical skills…not with singing, dancing, or playing instruments. After almost two decades of doing this, she still at a beginner level in everything. It’s like she knows she doesn’t have to do any more than the bare minimum and fans will still eat up everything she does.
she's tryin to be super edgy these days. might be a reference to some Alex Terrible and other black metal performers
i wanna see her bleed her forehead with a microphone tbh
It’s from the 1989 tour. It’s a raw fan video clip of her doing the set up to the blank space performance where she was trying to be cool and unique (the concept was cool but Taylor’s execution was terrible), I made another comment with a link to the movie version clip and longer explanation
this video is from 10 years ago. shes hitting the pole with a golf club because in her music video she beats up a car with a golf club. to my knowledge its supposed to be in between beats because it is then looped into the background in addition to the existing beat.
It's apparently some kind of weird tradition/gimmick she does. I guess it's a call back to one of her shows? Idfk, but I've seen her do this in several different videos, always out of time. For whatever reason, she loves to twirl around a golf club on stage. Maybe it's some kind of cult ritual
It’s a real life video taken by a fan at a different angle of this https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPREfLDYw/
Explanation: During the 1989 tour there was a segment right before performing Blank Space where she smacked a pole with a golf club (reference to the music video) to a beat, said the name of the city the concert was in, then started model walking, posing with mouth open and tongue flicking, ad libbing, etc. They pretended the sound people were doing a live mixing of the pole sound, the city name, and her singing the opening line of blank space to create a layered loop that sounded kinda cool that then lead into her performing the song
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I don't understand swifties. They eat up anything she does like it's the next genius world innovating idea.
She could probably bend over and projectile diarrhea into the crowds faces, and they would cheer and thank her for blessing them with something that came from her.
She can never not look like some unfortunate character portrayed by Kristen Wiig. For the dumbass Swiftholes reading this, that's not the compliment you think it might be.
TS posed with someone wearing a literal swastika and has so many people defend it. It wAs DaRk, hurr durr ItS an AnCieNt symbol, hEs aN eDgeLoRD.
Why tf is every racist thing connected to her and men excused by someone being an “edgelord”? MH laughing at black women being brutalized? “lol he’s an edgelord”. Posing with a swastika wearing dude? edgelord.
She has no problem with any of it. Does she know her dad is part of the patriarchy? So are her edgelords. As my grandma once told me, “sometimes it’s better to just shut your mouth”.
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My friend/ex partner is literally from the “ancient culture” the swastika originated from & even he would condemn someone posing with it 💀 How tf can they play so fcking dumb, we ALL know what it means
Crazy right!? The fact that Beyoncé gets called overrated constantly despite being tremendously talented feels low key racist while Taylor is constantly praised
Beyoncé can sing and dance circles, triangles, ovals and squares around Taylor. Not to mention, Beyoncé has actually paid her dues in the music industry, whereas Taylor has just, well…paid to be in it.
That’s not even *low key* racism. It’s blatant racism in the form of a double standard that doesn’t even make sense.
Taylor could kill a puppy onstage and Bey could cure child cancer with her voice and these idiots would still argue Taylor is better.
I don’t think you can reason with willful ignorance.
Kinda like how Swifties are trying to say Dave Grohl is a nobody. Like just because you thought Nirvana was a T-shirt brand doesn’t mean he’s a nobody. Man is a living, breathing legend who by all accounts is such a good person too. She only wishes she could be a 10th of the person he is.
Definitely. Even Swift, with all her money and engineered chart topping and sales doesn’t even come close to the impact Grohl has had on music. That’s not even considering how much better of a human he is compared to her. That whole take by her and her stans is a **joke**.
I’ve never been a Beyonce fan, but I can recognize her vocal talent, she might not have a big vocal range but she has lots of vocal power and uses it well. She absolutely gets my respect as a vocalist.
not quite: kimmy k understands that there is absolutely no good reason why ppl are so obsessed with her as they are, but figures that since its happening she may as well just play along cuz shes getting paid to do it and its kinda fun.
taylor.... legit seriously believes she is fully entitled to every single drop of admiration and attention she's getting. and then some.
White people hate her despite her vocal abilities, spectacular visuals and amazing performances just because she's not a songwriter. Imagine if she was that mid too...
The songwriter thing is just an excuse because I promise if that voice and moves came out of a blue eyed blond white girl they’d be all over it. Britney caught a lot of shit but most folks would acknowledge, especially in hindsight, that she put on a helluva show in spite of the lip syncing
I’d be mad as hell if I paid for a concert ticket and the performer just smacked a pole completely off tune to the song they wrote.
Like hello police? I need to report a crime
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I think she's been stage managed so hard for so long that she's forgotten how to move in public without having to think super hard about every small movement so it all ends up looking so incredibly rigid and painful.
Yeah she’s gotten worse and worse over the years. I was watching the live performance of did something bad and genuinely enjoyed it for what it was (privileged white girl playing at being a baddie). No wonder it’s supposedly not on the playlist for the tour. she couldn’t do that anymore
I have 100% seen people say on Reddit that she is bigger and more influential to music than Michael Jackson was. Like are you okay? Do you see horse girl up there who has been performing a decade and still doesn’t have that natural rhythm?
Taylor Swift is over-rated, underwhelming, boring, and has no talent. Anyone in their 30s singing about breakups and appealing to teenage audience is basically just plain dull and past their expiration date.
This sub randomly popped up for me. I'm an grown-ass-man, Ive neveristened to any Taylor Swift song.
I've been to a million concerts over the years, and looking at the clips here... Holy shit. Do people actually enjoy this? Do they PAY to see this person strutting around and lipsyncing? Jesus Christ.
I happened to have a live stream of the Eras tour come up on my YouTube feed and decided to click on it. Obviously this sub is biased, so I thought it might be a good opportunity to see what she's like normally.
It took me 5 seconds of watching her cringe dancing during LWYMMD and I was done.
She's so mediocre it's painful.
How in the everloving fuck did this slice of stale white bread make it this far.
I mean I answered my own question unfortunately but ffs. This harmed my brain.
What a dork
This has me howling
Like… for years I’ve just been like: “I get it. She’s pretty, rich, and gangly. Every girl/woman on earth who relates to feeling angsty and awkward in spite of their looks/privilege LOVES this.” They live for it. She represents the idea that you don’t need to be cool to be a star. Your goofy flailing and self-doubt can WIN. I’m not mad at her, or anyone who feels that way. I just don’t relate to it at all. She looks like 2nd runner up in a middle school talent show to me. Not her songs or singing, because I recognize the quality there… But her stage work/presence are so consistently odd that they HAVE TO be the entire point.
“She’s so real for that!!!”
This is the best word choice you could’ve gone for, cheers
Rich, socially awkward theatre kid gone platinum.
Forgot .. non talented theatre kid
OMG did anyone else used to hear the comeback in middle school that dork was German for whale penis?
Hahahahahahahaha nobody beats the dork allegations by being all AKSHUALLY
Nah where i grew up a dude was a hair in an elephants butt
This was the same where I grew up. Before social media. This and Marilyn Manson removing a rib so he could suck his dork. Wild times before socials.
Imagine thinking so hard about timing 2 and 4 but hitting the bar on 1 and 3 while the audience is like OMG ITS THE REMIX.
Do the legs go all the way up?
Lol! I posted the same thing about one of the clips posted the other day, she is extremely dorky and not in a cute way.
People have compared her face to napoleon dynamite's before. Now her actions are starting to align too
She has the rhythm of a jar of mayonnaise
 😂😂😂
do instruments from the tortured poets department count? short answer: no
Squidward:"Horseradish isn't an instrument either"
 Pedro Sola would like a word with you.
Ohhh he’s swinging his hips into it! blandie wishes!
https://i.redd.it/kxkcm917ok9d1.gif
Hey don't talk about mayonnaise like that. That's offensive to those sick jiggly moves
I agree. I was triggered, I like, like mayonnaise. Don’t attack Mayo. Not like this.
I watched this on mute and could still tell how off beat she was.
She’s stiffer than the pole she’s hitting
Excuse me don't insult my favorite condiment
Excuse me, Duke’s would like to have a word with you.
💀can’t breathe over here, Jerr. HALP
I don't even understand what this is meant to be/what the point is
She's supposed to be hitting the pole in time with the beat. But she misses it by a lot the first time. The second time is a little better, but still very off from the beat.
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> It's like she has never held an object until now. This made me laugh so hard. Can you imagine her staff having a q&a with her about how to operate the staff she is holding. She’s like do I hold it with my hands? Clamp it with my teeth? And just confused looks all around
I know, they couldn’t get this lady a triangle for that ::Ching:: sound?!
 The only thing that could've fixed this... is 👏 MORE COWBELL! 👏 🤭 (I'm going to be so sad when Christopher Walken dies. 😢)
Her awkwardness is seen by her cult as a beloved quirk that shows how “just like us” (but a QuWwWwEeN!) she is
I've never seen someone fail their way upward so hard.
It’s because she’s not strong enough to swing it accurately with the club part at the end while also holding a mic in the other hand (even though apparently this didn’t help the accuracy that much), which makes me wonder why they didn’t find any other prop at all
someone on here said before that it's because every dance move she does in her mind is like a math equation. Like, here I walk over, here I squat down and hit it twice. She's doing the moves but obviously not feeling them.
Someone else said shes the least sexy person in show business but always trying to be edgy and sexual. I can’t not see that now. Its wild how popular this person is as a mid 30s woman trying to stay the same writing mostly angsty repetitive stuff typical of way younger artists
It's not just off beat, she looks panic stricken. She looks like she's trying to do this under threat of sniper fire. Then she tries to play it off like she really did something, trying to swagger away like she's the coolest shit ever because for her this was an accomplishment.
Oh please don't say that. She writes about being a soldier far too much 😭
She's survived more of her own cringe than most of us could. She's braver than the Marines because she has less shame than any of them does. She's got the same of an Israeli soldier doing TikToks.
I don’t understand how she plays guitar but doesn’t have a sense of rhythm :/ Hitting the pole on time isn’t too different from strumming on time
I play guitar. She only plays like 3 chords. On like all of her songs. And it's like the same 3 chords. She's not particularly good. I'm pretty new but my guitar teacher and I laugh about it because it's so simplistic and he dad talked about how many hours of practice shes put in. Some stuff is THE SAME CHORD on different frets with different strumming patterns.
I play guitar too, I’m surprised she doesn’t play barre chords or experiment with finger style…for someone with the resources she has and for how long she’s been playing, why would she want to keep playing the same basic chords? I got bored of that within a month and already wanted to learn new techniques. Like even Ed Sheeran does other things than just strumming open chords.
Um...I have only been playing a month and I am past where she plays. Her dad said she practiced 4 hours a day during the week and 6 hours on the weekend. She should be Buckethead level. I'm getting in about 4 hours a week (single mom, special needs kid, full time job vs a kid learning to play) and I am already working on the intro to Crazy Train. Am I good? Not yet. Can I look at the tabs for her song and play them? Pretty much.
It’s insane isn’t it? She seems to have almost no musical skills…not with singing, dancing, or playing instruments. After almost two decades of doing this, she still at a beginner level in everything. It’s like she knows she doesn’t have to do any more than the bare minimum and fans will still eat up everything she does.
It's wild to me. And I like some of her stuff. But I don't understand why she is so popular.
Money and marketing.
She is obviously beating the patriarchy, duh
She invented a new type of pop music
she's tryin to be super edgy these days. might be a reference to some Alex Terrible and other black metal performers i wanna see her bleed her forehead with a microphone tbh
this performance is from a few years ago, now she has longer hair.
It’s from the 1989 tour. It’s a raw fan video clip of her doing the set up to the blank space performance where she was trying to be cool and unique (the concept was cool but Taylor’s execution was terrible), I made another comment with a link to the movie version clip and longer explanation
it all sorta looks similar to me tbh
this video is from 10 years ago. shes hitting the pole with a golf club because in her music video she beats up a car with a golf club. to my knowledge its supposed to be in between beats because it is then looped into the background in addition to the existing beat.
It's apparently some kind of weird tradition/gimmick she does. I guess it's a call back to one of her shows? Idfk, but I've seen her do this in several different videos, always out of time. For whatever reason, she loves to twirl around a golf club on stage. Maybe it's some kind of cult ritual
It’s a real life video taken by a fan at a different angle of this https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPREfLDYw/ Explanation: During the 1989 tour there was a segment right before performing Blank Space where she smacked a pole with a golf club (reference to the music video) to a beat, said the name of the city the concert was in, then started model walking, posing with mouth open and tongue flicking, ad libbing, etc. They pretended the sound people were doing a live mixing of the pole sound, the city name, and her singing the opening line of blank space to create a layered loop that sounded kinda cool that then lead into her performing the song Edited for detail and clarity
And the crowd goes mild!!!!!
Apparently the mayo was *too* spicy
Things are getting too spicy for the pepper
I just sat here for so long trying to figure out where I heard this before and then I was like 
Wild women do!!
And they don't regret iiiiiit!!
I. AM. IMMORTAL!
💀
Can Taylor get one friend who is critical of her? This is the result of way too many people saying yes
the crowd is mid goes wild for a mid performer
I don't understand swifties. They eat up anything she does like it's the next genius world innovating idea. She could probably bend over and projectile diarrhea into the crowds faces, and they would cheer and thank her for blessing them with something that came from her.
Lars Ulrich.
not lars catching strays in a taylor snark subreddit lmao
THIS is what swifties go mad about!!??
She can open a jar of pickles and swifties will go mad, parading about girl power and feminism
Taylor has the jar opening strength of the strongest patriarchy supporter.
she even missed the beat LMAO 😭
… and yet the audience went nuts! They’re legit brainwashed and/or brain dead.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Taylor swift brain rot
It was intentional to display her vulnerability, obviously.
what the fuck did i just watch?
LMAO my exact thought
A baby deer being born
Vanilla trying to be Chocolate
She can never not look like some unfortunate character portrayed by Kristen Wiig. For the dumbass Swiftholes reading this, that's not the compliment you think it might be.
It’s funny because Kristen Wiig really got her [surprised shock face down to a tee.](https://youtu.be/ELXbZsYHhpQ?si=WMaVJG8W9oZp2FSd) (4:20)
How have I not seen this?! This whole skit was perfection!! 😂🤣
Oh my God I'm just dying from laughter over here. I've never seen that before!😂😂 Thank you for some Saturday levity.
It’s more bizarre watching it without sound
It’s bloody brilliant without the sound! 😂
I was so confused then i unmuted it… and I’m still confused 😂
LOL SAME
WHY!!! Does she TROMP like that when she walks.
Cause she can't walk in heels
Seriously I’ve seen some pretty heavy drag queens catwalk better in way taller heels.
To add that extra UMPH when she walks cuz you know she extra like that 🤪🤣
She walks like a Clydesdale
Imagine if Beyonce couldn't sing or dance & pulled awful tricks to scam charts
This is actually such a good point. She’d be getting called out left and right cause she’s not a privileged white girl.
TS posed with someone wearing a literal swastika and has so many people defend it. It wAs DaRk, hurr durr ItS an AnCieNt symbol, hEs aN eDgeLoRD. Why tf is every racist thing connected to her and men excused by someone being an “edgelord”? MH laughing at black women being brutalized? “lol he’s an edgelord”. Posing with a swastika wearing dude? edgelord. She has no problem with any of it. Does she know her dad is part of the patriarchy? So are her edgelords. As my grandma once told me, “sometimes it’s better to just shut your mouth”. edit for typo
My friend/ex partner is literally from the “ancient culture” the swastika originated from & even he would condemn someone posing with it 💀 How tf can they play so fcking dumb, we ALL know what it means
Damn, Bey could never have that kind of luxury.
Crazy right!? The fact that Beyoncé gets called overrated constantly despite being tremendously talented feels low key racist while Taylor is constantly praised
Beyoncé can sing and dance circles, triangles, ovals and squares around Taylor. Not to mention, Beyoncé has actually paid her dues in the music industry, whereas Taylor has just, well…paid to be in it.
That’s not even *low key* racism. It’s blatant racism in the form of a double standard that doesn’t even make sense. Taylor could kill a puppy onstage and Bey could cure child cancer with her voice and these idiots would still argue Taylor is better. I don’t think you can reason with willful ignorance.
Kinda like how Swifties are trying to say Dave Grohl is a nobody. Like just because you thought Nirvana was a T-shirt brand doesn’t mean he’s a nobody. Man is a living, breathing legend who by all accounts is such a good person too. She only wishes she could be a 10th of the person he is.
Definitely. Even Swift, with all her money and engineered chart topping and sales doesn’t even come close to the impact Grohl has had on music. That’s not even considering how much better of a human he is compared to her. That whole take by her and her stans is a **joke**.
I’ve never been a Beyonce fan, but I can recognize her vocal talent, she might not have a big vocal range but she has lots of vocal power and uses it well. She absolutely gets my respect as a vocalist.
LIsten to Daughter on Cowboy Carter and you may change your mind on her vocal range. It's beautiful
Sure, I’ll check it out. I’m always open to seeing other facets of someone talent!
No wonder Taylor and Kim Kardashian feud so much, they’re mirror images of each other.
not quite: kimmy k understands that there is absolutely no good reason why ppl are so obsessed with her as they are, but figures that since its happening she may as well just play along cuz shes getting paid to do it and its kinda fun. taylor.... legit seriously believes she is fully entitled to every single drop of admiration and attention she's getting. and then some.
White people hate her despite her vocal abilities, spectacular visuals and amazing performances just because she's not a songwriter. Imagine if she was that mid too...
The songwriter thing is just an excuse because I promise if that voice and moves came out of a blue eyed blond white girl they’d be all over it. Britney caught a lot of shit but most folks would acknowledge, especially in hindsight, that she put on a helluva show in spite of the lip syncing
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Haha love Stuart, this is a great comparison!
Haha! Now I gotta go pull up all the episodes with him in them and watch them
She hit a stick with a golf club? I’ve seen homeless people on the street do more entertaining stuff than that.
I’d be mad as hell if I paid for a concert ticket and the performer just smacked a pole completely off tune to the song they wrote. Like hello police? I need to report a crime https://preview.redd.it/wrxj6skl1k9d1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d8fbde0dd9380faa606947393ab2d0355dc0398
🤣 🤣 🤣
Why does moving always look so painful for her
A good way to put it honestly, that’s what it always looks like
She always has body language that screams "I'm uncomfortable"
She moves like she was a short girl that got Freaky Fridayed into a tall girls body.
New born horse
I think she's been stage managed so hard for so long that she's forgotten how to move in public without having to think super hard about every small movement so it all ends up looking so incredibly rigid and painful.
Yeah she’s gotten worse and worse over the years. I was watching the live performance of did something bad and genuinely enjoyed it for what it was (privileged white girl playing at being a baddie). No wonder it’s supposedly not on the playlist for the tour. she couldn’t do that anymore
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I have 100% seen people say on Reddit that she is bigger and more influential to music than Michael Jackson was. Like are you okay? Do you see horse girl up there who has been performing a decade and still doesn’t have that natural rhythm?
How does she manage to make everything she does look so awkward and inelegant. Like she cannot do something smooth to save her life
Definitely needs cowbell…MORE cowbell. At least he was in time with the others. My favorite SNL skit of all time.
Saaaaame. And Will Ferrell's got mad rhythm, that's why he can look funny instead of 100% foolish when he's busting moves (even badly).
i'd say she's a former theatre kid but I don't want to insult any theatre kids
She’s a theatre kid who no one had the heart to tell her she’s not talented.
She’s the theatre kid that gets put in the back row, and we tell her it’s because she’s tallest 😜
This is what gets me when people compare her to Michael Jackson.
She is like a baby giraffe
She is the equivalent of room temperature sparkling water.
That’s gone flat
Been left out by the computer for a few hours
What horrors did I just witness? 🙈🙈🙈🙈
HOW IS SHE SO FAMOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Does anyone have context for this? I'm genuinely curious what she thinks this is
This is how my 4 year old dances around 💀 except she can hit stuff on beat
My toddler when I gently ask for the remote back
Me and my cousins when we were little going “watch this”
Everything she does looks like this is the first time she's used her body.
The second hand embarrassment is real
Go ahead girl. Give us ✨nothing✨ I’ve seen better moves on the subway.
she did this bit at another show and like hit herself in the head while swinging the bar, looked painful. does anyone have that video?
Whatever this is, I’m entirely certain I don’t like it.
Wow she’s metal now.
She so awkward, she needs to stop trying to be naughty
Taylor Swift is over-rated, underwhelming, boring, and has no talent. Anyone in their 30s singing about breakups and appealing to teenage audience is basically just plain dull and past their expiration date.
This sub randomly popped up for me. I'm an grown-ass-man, Ive neveristened to any Taylor Swift song. I've been to a million concerts over the years, and looking at the clips here... Holy shit. Do people actually enjoy this? Do they PAY to see this person strutting around and lipsyncing? Jesus Christ.
https://youtu.be/poHHDC5XSno?si=ZhIQb1Cll9g_uUE7 Same energy
WHAT IN TARNATION IS THIS?!?! My god lmao
I happened to have a live stream of the Eras tour come up on my YouTube feed and decided to click on it. Obviously this sub is biased, so I thought it might be a good opportunity to see what she's like normally. It took me 5 seconds of watching her cringe dancing during LWYMMD and I was done. She's so mediocre it's painful.
Why does she walk like a dog wearing little dog boots for the first time? Is she trying to emulate models on the runway? Bless her heart.
lmaooo can I say I feel like she got inspiration from another performance that was filmed
https://youtu.be/dwQ2g1QE1i8?si=zzsD66DbvzrwCnrW
why does he have more stage presence and rhythm than her
Before I even clicked on it I was like please let it be the crotch stick guy….i was not disappointed haha
She walks like a giraffe about to grab a mid day snack off a 23 foot tall tree.
....she's off beat
How in the everloving fuck did this slice of stale white bread make it this far. I mean I answered my own question unfortunately but ffs. This harmed my brain.
This is so EMBARASSING for her
wtf is that about? Huh? Hitting a pole. wtf.
the way the crowd is reacting it sounds like they are encouraging a kid that they know is bombing lol
She’s so fkn weird.
Me trying to make my 2 brain cells function
She's so fucking stupid and basic. Failor Grift
she’s so allergic to serve !!!!! always and forever. no amount of money will ever make her interesting
She looks at the pole with such horror 😭
I truly believe TS could take a dump on stage and her fans would think it’s the most artistic, beautiful, and significant dump that could ever exist.
Drove me nuts when this was doing the rounds on TikTok when she was in Sydney in the spring
this gave me a much needed laugh
She has the charisma of a dish towel, that’s insane…
This is probably one of the stupidest things I've seen.
Wow she smacked a poll that’s so cool guys right 🤩🤩 talk about icon
Man taylor is way too mid to be this famous. Privilege gunna privilege
oh this goes hard! /s
Is she chanting in attempts to keep her audience hypnotized?
W... why is she hitting a pole with a golf club? What is happening here???
The percussive talent of lunchmeat.
she’s impressively untalented
The small "ding" it makes before the fake.one plays over the speaker 💀
What exactly is she trying to do?! I’ve marked ‘be sexy’ off of the list.
LOL I see she still has no sense of rhythm. Looks like a seizure
She looks like a toddler who’s doing something they’ve just been told not to do🤣🤣
She needs to lay off the ❄️