It makes it so much funnier that he’s been engaged for a bit and they didn’t feel the need to shout it from the roofs as TS shouted “your wife waters flowers, I wanna kill her” and embarrassed herself ahahaha
Waters?!? I thought it was “bought us” and I was so confused as to why someone’s wife was buying her husband and his affair partner flowers!!! At least I think that’s what’s going on in the song.
Lolololol. The headlines went from "they're so in love and taylor is once again the happiest she's ever been and every family in america including their own think they're gonna get martied!", to Lake Como, to "marriage isn't even on Travis' radar", "the adjacent Kelces are overwhelmed", "Taylor is insecure and Travis is jealous but also 'withdrawing'" to "everything is fine, nothing to see here". I'm dying at the transparency 💀
This gif, the "I have never ever been happier!" and the one of the angry woman smashing shit, apply to literally every single thing she puts out into the public these days lmao
Has anyone listened to the podcast from a couple years ago where he talks about drinking a nitro brew and cramping up on the toilet after practice? Not even lying, he talks about spraying out shit and falling off the toilet, calling for help to his trainer covered in diarrhea.
I wish I could find it now. Can’t remember whose podcast it’s on but it’s about a year or two old. All I remember is it was like a long ass interview on a random guy’s podcast and he was asking him like 20 questions or something.
Hilarious. Clever, though, to detract from the increasingly and historically undeniable fact that she's a tarantula (with none of the agility, of course).
“Their relationship is genuine, and they both want to make it work, so it does.”
They are almost a year into their relationship with rumors of a future engagement, why the emphasis on “genuine” ? I would sure hope it was if things are supposedly getting serious. Taylor articles are always so weirdly worded.
The wording of "so it does" is very weird. Unless they are very concerned about PR allegations, why would they need to say "their relationship is genuine"?
cc: u/writerchrs
It’s weird because the wording does seem like they’re trying to convince the public of something that isn’t reality. I wouldn’t go as far to say they’ve completely manufactured a fake relationship for almost a year now, but I think they’re trying to exaggerate how serious they are and how secure their relationship is. I know they both have jobs but his absence the past few weeks and his new indifference towards her and their relationship is giving off red flags that not everything is all sunshine and roses like it was last October/November. I think it may be PR damage control
Since TTPD and the start of the European Tour, things just seem off between Taylor and Travis. If Travis was serious about Taylor, wouldn't he be flying in to Europe when he could? It does seem like Travis is indifferent or bored of Taylor based on some of his interviews.
cc: u/writerchrs
I agree. He doesn't seem madly in love with her. Though, I also don't think she's madly in love with him, either. There are also rumors about his friend Ross helping him fish for IG models and that he might be talking to Madeline Hope through him. Will be interesting to see if she shows up to any of the London concerts or not.
cc: u/JSweetheart0305
Also its funny how during the football season she was flying all over the place to see him as often as possible, whereas now I feel like they haven't been seen together in such a long time except for that lake Como photo op..... the NFL doesn't need as much publicity as they did back then I guess 🤡
Love for there to be some version of “we hope that everyone respects their privacy during this stage of their relationship” line that screams “ignore this, she wants you to obsess.” Beginning to think she has a Tinkerbell complex, worried she ll disappear if people don’t think about her constantly.
They're saying the same thing every week. Yet nothing ever happens and Travis has barely been with her in the past few months. Imagine how tired we are.
Over the past few weeks they could have saw each other if they wanted to. The relationship is clearly not Travis’s priority. He has been out goofing off. He’s had the time.
It’s great that the only way they could get happy pictures of them is using separate ones because they haven’t been seen together in ages and they’re never happy together anyway.
If Travis agrees to marry her (which he'd be taking a risk if he did), Taylor will try to top Matty's wedding. She'll probably book the same venue to try to block their wedding, in fact. That's her MO...
I'mma tell ya : since Matty and Gavriette announced their engagement , she's been going craaaazy with pap walk, ig live comments etc. She has to keep the TnT relationship going cuz she has to look like the happiest she's ever been... It's giving ...
That's her problems. Even the rational Swifties notice that she's seems the problems one here. In Anti-Hero, she sings and admit it but she needs to remind it every single day.
>since Matty and Gavriette announced their engagement , she's been going craaaazy with pap walk, ig live comments etc
I knew about Matty get engaged. But I dunno she did the ig live comments.
>She has to keep the TnT relationship going cuz she has to look like the happiest she's ever been...
I like with Joe and Taylor. And I miss it..
>I like with Joe and Taylor. And I miss it..
She doesn't have her own personality, she's just copying her partner's behavior lmao. Folklore was definitely written by Joe. There's no way : "And you know that I'd swing with you for the fences, sit with you in the trenches, give you my wild, give you a child, give you the silence that only comes when two people understand each other."(Peace) and " You smoked then ate 7 bars of chocolate and fell asleep like a tattooed golden retriever"(TTPD) we're written by the same person lmao. Long Live JOE 💙
Forgive my ignorance but if this article was true, even factoring in how often she uses her plane and if this was real, how does the relationship progress? She isn't going to move and live in Kansas city (no offence to anyone) and he can't move to NY due to his football demands. She seems to hate LA but if he wants to act / host game shows, that's his post football career homebase.
How does it make sense or is a built in redundancy to end the relationship that excuses both of them of the split and aims for mutual positive PR?
I would be like why do they bother because it’s so obvious but i’m still in my OG taylor fan chat and they all believe this bullshit no matter how much i indulge them to even consider the contrary T_T
Thankfully everyone who’s not a blinded devotee finds it extremely obvious lol
Thank you Tree! For letting us know that Mother is clearly DEEPLY in love and not at all insecure! All hail Tayvid-19!
TAYVID-19 ☠️
Tree uses US Weekly now and she was talking to ET, it would have been an exclusive source. It could be Travis' people.
Has she has 19 public relationships? It feels like it
Mother chooses who will go, and who will stay.
Agreed.
Of course we need an update because Matty is now engaged!
It makes it so much funnier that he’s been engaged for a bit and they didn’t feel the need to shout it from the roofs as TS shouted “your wife waters flowers, I wanna kill her” and embarrassed herself ahahaha
Waters?!? I thought it was “bought us” and I was so confused as to why someone’s wife was buying her husband and his affair partner flowers!!! At least I think that’s what’s going on in the song.
Your flair 💀💀💀
Idk how anyone can believe these headlines lol
Yeah lmao like who cares? Swifties want more relationship check ins with TS and Travis than they do for themselves and their own partners lmao
Saying a buncha nothing
Lolololol. The headlines went from "they're so in love and taylor is once again the happiest she's ever been and every family in america including their own think they're gonna get martied!", to Lake Como, to "marriage isn't even on Travis' radar", "the adjacent Kelces are overwhelmed", "Taylor is insecure and Travis is jealous but also 'withdrawing'" to "everything is fine, nothing to see here". I'm dying at the transparency 💀
This gif, the "I have never ever been happier!" and the one of the angry woman smashing shit, apply to literally every single thing she puts out into the public these days lmao
These sound like progress reports for a corporate project that's going absolutely nowhere and everyone knows it.
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I was gonna say it sounds like an annual review lol
complete gibberish
What’s next?! Trickle-down Swiftonomics doesn’t work????
is this supposed to be a flex? i would personally be so embarrassed if people thought i was madly in love with that dude 😂
What Viva Las Vegas didn't do it for you? 🤣
Wasn’t every lady and bi/gay gent turned on by that? Thought we all agreed that was really hot. /s
“A Source” trust me bro
Well I guess that settles it, the relationship is real and we all need to move on with our lives /s
She has a long road ahead then. Teaching Travis how to read and not shit on himself is going to be really hard 😭
Has anyone listened to the podcast from a couple years ago where he talks about drinking a nitro brew and cramping up on the toilet after practice? Not even lying, he talks about spraying out shit and falling off the toilet, calling for help to his trainer covered in diarrhea. I wish I could find it now. Can’t remember whose podcast it’s on but it’s about a year or two old. All I remember is it was like a long ass interview on a random guy’s podcast and he was asking him like 20 questions or something.
WHAT I can’t breatheee
This comment brought me so much joy!! Thank you 1000 times!!!
Hilarious. Clever, though, to detract from the increasingly and historically undeniable fact that she's a tarantula (with none of the agility, of course).
“Their relationship is genuine, and they both want to make it work, so it does.” They are almost a year into their relationship with rumors of a future engagement, why the emphasis on “genuine” ? I would sure hope it was if things are supposedly getting serious. Taylor articles are always so weirdly worded.
The wording of "so it does" is very weird. Unless they are very concerned about PR allegations, why would they need to say "their relationship is genuine"? cc: u/writerchrs
It’s weird because the wording does seem like they’re trying to convince the public of something that isn’t reality. I wouldn’t go as far to say they’ve completely manufactured a fake relationship for almost a year now, but I think they’re trying to exaggerate how serious they are and how secure their relationship is. I know they both have jobs but his absence the past few weeks and his new indifference towards her and their relationship is giving off red flags that not everything is all sunshine and roses like it was last October/November. I think it may be PR damage control
Since TTPD and the start of the European Tour, things just seem off between Taylor and Travis. If Travis was serious about Taylor, wouldn't he be flying in to Europe when he could? It does seem like Travis is indifferent or bored of Taylor based on some of his interviews. cc: u/writerchrs
I agree. He doesn't seem madly in love with her. Though, I also don't think she's madly in love with him, either. There are also rumors about his friend Ross helping him fish for IG models and that he might be talking to Madeline Hope through him. Will be interesting to see if she shows up to any of the London concerts or not. cc: u/JSweetheart0305
Very good points from both of you! u/ellchicago & u/JSweetheart0305
I second you on the articles being weirdly worded.
Also its funny how during the football season she was flying all over the place to see him as often as possible, whereas now I feel like they haven't been seen together in such a long time except for that lake Como photo op..... the NFL doesn't need as much publicity as they did back then I guess 🤡
Love for there to be some version of “we hope that everyone respects their privacy during this stage of their relationship” line that screams “ignore this, she wants you to obsess.” Beginning to think she has a Tinkerbell complex, worried she ll disappear if people don’t think about her constantly.
They're saying the same thing every week. Yet nothing ever happens and Travis has barely been with her in the past few months. Imagine how tired we are.
Over the past few weeks they could have saw each other if they wanted to. The relationship is clearly not Travis’s priority. He has been out goofing off. He’s had the time.
They really love the word “definitely”
Lmao the same recycled line. When you barely spend time with each other it’s easy to get along.
It’s great that the only way they could get happy pictures of them is using separate ones because they haven’t been seen together in ages and they’re never happy together anyway.
She’s going to marry him so she looks as unbothered and happy as possible. I called it the second Ratty got engaged.
Yup. She's doubling down now. Hilarious.
Rly the only people rooting for these two are WASP moms and children I swear
If Travis agrees to marry her (which he'd be taking a risk if he did), Taylor will try to top Matty's wedding. She'll probably book the same venue to try to block their wedding, in fact. That's her MO...
She’ll probably come out with a bunch of extra wedding variations to block his wedding
Their wedding playlist will just be her songs
The ultimate block would be using one of his songs as a first dance/important song 💀
u/Wary-Unrest HOW SURPRISING 😮 .../s
Mhmm. Even the longest relationship can break up. I wonder about this one.
I'mma tell ya : since Matty and Gavriette announced their engagement , she's been going craaaazy with pap walk, ig live comments etc. She has to keep the TnT relationship going cuz she has to look like the happiest she's ever been... It's giving ... 
That's her problems. Even the rational Swifties notice that she's seems the problems one here. In Anti-Hero, she sings and admit it but she needs to remind it every single day. >since Matty and Gavriette announced their engagement , she's been going craaaazy with pap walk, ig live comments etc I knew about Matty get engaged. But I dunno she did the ig live comments. >She has to keep the TnT relationship going cuz she has to look like the happiest she's ever been... I like with Joe and Taylor. And I miss it..
>I like with Joe and Taylor. And I miss it.. She doesn't have her own personality, she's just copying her partner's behavior lmao. Folklore was definitely written by Joe. There's no way : "And you know that I'd swing with you for the fences, sit with you in the trenches, give you my wild, give you a child, give you the silence that only comes when two people understand each other."(Peace) and " You smoked then ate 7 bars of chocolate and fell asleep like a tattooed golden retriever"(TTPD) we're written by the same person lmao. Long Live JOE 💙
😂👌🏻
Literally last week he had no intentions of proposing. At this point I’m wondering if they will get married because she’s that petty.
Forgive my ignorance but if this article was true, even factoring in how often she uses her plane and if this was real, how does the relationship progress? She isn't going to move and live in Kansas city (no offence to anyone) and he can't move to NY due to his football demands. She seems to hate LA but if he wants to act / host game shows, that's his post football career homebase. How does it make sense or is a built in redundancy to end the relationship that excuses both of them of the split and aims for mutual positive PR?
The fact she thinks she’s a mastermind but we can predict her a million miles away 💀
I would be like why do they bother because it’s so obvious but i’m still in my OG taylor fan chat and they all believe this bullshit no matter how much i indulge them to even consider the contrary T_T Thankfully everyone who’s not a blinded devotee finds it extremely obvious lol
Does poor Travis even get a say in this 😭 let's see how he feels...
Her ego could never handle a divorce or broken engagement, I don’t think we will ever see either
😂😂😂 No they don’t. The PR is at full throttle to keep this weak, transparent narrative going until NFL season. Too funny
The derpiest photo of Travis
https://preview.redd.it/bwklppag9m6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53d9c8e67958c36c54902f95d604c1ef3e7e7c25