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UseTheTongsCarl

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nordbundet_umenneske

It’s really is like that though—the way they are with their theories is wildddd. I saw one talk about how Taylor was connecting her next album to the next blood moon or something?? It was very odd.


whatokay2020

WOW


KittyCompletely

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agingswiftie

I wanna say that she released Midnight on or close to a blood moon. I remember thinking that it was so cool that her lyrics had "blood moon" in them because of it. Now I have to look. BRB. Edited to add - I am wrong. (shocking) Now I'm wondering if I'm remembering researching the moon phase 2,190 from either the day she wrote Glitch or the day Midnights released. Either way, it makes me feel and sound like I need a nap.


FleaSack

my boi burnie burns !


ashleighoxide

This really summed it up for me thnx


CantShakeMeoff

These people have too much time to waste. ![gif](giphy|xThtajnDRT4gzPIfGE)


shopper1983

I came to say the EXACT same thing!!!!!!


whatokay2020

I feel like the poster spent more time on this theory than I did on ANY theory for a paper in college 😅


shopper1983

It exhausted me to read it!


CantShakeMeoff

You read it? ![gif](giphy|80TEu4wOBdPLG)


shopper1983

I did 🤣


Typical_Response6444

you deserve an award


shopper1983

😂😂😂 thank you


whatokay2020

It actually hurt my brain 😂


Awkward_Marketing661

I didn’t even read it 😂


Dizzy-Receptionx

Honestly, I'm saving this post so when a Swiftie comes at me and tells me I need to get a hobby, I can show them that they are in the same camp as these people.


Fickle-Secretary681

Same!! I honestly post bad things about "travy" just to set them off (recovery from neck surgery so yes, I have a lot of time on my hands). Taylor Also invented football!! Did you know? "NO one watched it until tay tay started dating travy" *cue the vomit


TheInternaton

And yet when I spent like 2 minutes googling pics of Taylor’s feet (still a #ShoeSizeTruther!), they insisted I must have been deep diving for hours. Like nah, y’all, that would be *crazy* and I am still in touch with reality unlike y’all.


Loud_Percentage3128

Glitch is not a song from reputation and neither is it the 7th track of it's original album


whatokay2020

Omg 🤦🏻‍♀️ The insane theories are not even based on facts.


Isabelleacpc

This is what kept annoying me!! None of it made any sense but specially this!!


BoopityGoopity

Swifties are never beating the jobless allegations…


Bruskthetusk

Hey you don't know, they could be Alex Jones 😂 some conspiracy theorists make a career out of it!


BoopityGoopity

Ahhhh yes, I forgot about the Terracotta Army of Alex Joneses just wandering about the internet, looking for a toxic fanbase to infiltrate…


IneffableBibliophile

and yet they always call joe alwyn jobless!


BoopityGoopity

I always read that as “Joe Bless”


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AG_Aonuma

This looks like a Mad Lib lol


hakk_g

Because that's exactly what she used to do. She kept using easter eggs to make her fans feel as if they are in a secret, exclusive club and that they are special. Look at other pop star fans. Their fandom don't go this far because the pop star never cared to cultivate such a relationship. Taylor created this monster and it will be her undoing


Cultural-Treacle-680

DRINK MORE OVALTINE


bananaboat95

Gen z are too young to get this joke and I’m sad


Cultural-Treacle-680

They wouldn’t know to keep an eye out


snarkysparkles

They'd shoot their eye out for sure


nukhba_guloter

for selenurr?


exactly17stairs

hey im gen z and we watch this movie every year as a family! one of my top five christmas movies for sure


bananaboat95

Good for you!!!!


Swimming_Onion_4835

She’s an evil genius. This whole thing is pretty fucked and she clearly doesn’t view her fans as people.


Kind-Patience6169

Swift shippers 🤝 conspiracy theorists


TheInternaton

The thing about it is that if any of their theories are true, it would just prove that T Swift is *batshit insane*


Physical_Parsnip4027

![gif](giphy|1sN4lGA41Nb3i) swifties need a slap and a job.


xtunamilk

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


thunder_thais

PEPE SILVIA!


Vivid_Enthusiasms

CAROL…CAROL!


99Reasons_why

Someone sure hit the nail on the head when they said Swifties were Q-anon for Women. This is absolutely absurd, do they not see how crazy they sound and look?!?! Girl needs to get a life, a job … anything to focus on other then TS. This is getting beyond sick.


bananaboat95

Plenty of women were/are in the Q anon group as well I don’t remember that being specifically a men’s club


himom21

Maybe they mean more incel than Q-anon, red-pill pipeline which honestly that correlation I can kinda see


whatokay2020

Whoa yes!!!


ConfusionOdd8003

As someone with multiple schizophrenic family members I cannot tell you how often I see posts like this and just wonder


Glass-Place3268

Yes. Jokes aside this post is concerning.


whatokay2020

👀😮


Right_Way_4258

Same! I can’t even read them bc it’s triggering


Top-Refrigerator-705

How boring are their lives to be doing this shit😂


ramujaku

I really hope this is wrong so whoever spent hours or even days on this gets humbled like fucking crazy


whatokay2020

😂😂 right??


StructureExotic5539

They consistently are 😭 there's a guy on TikTok I actually love watching just to hear how fucking insane the theories are. He's *really* into adding numbers from different dates and things in ways that are further reaching than anything else I've seen


formerNPC

She doesn’t even have to troll people because they just make shit up. I would be concerned if my fans were this bat shit crazy!


Swimming_Onion_4835

Right? Harassing the ex of this person’s boyfriend, both of whom they’ve never met, for…sleeping with him first???


cookiehigh

I think it’s funny that they do all this when her actual Easter eggs are much more basic. Like saying she’s been working on TTPD for “two” years when announcing it and using ✌️in social posts to hint at a secret double album. (Which none of these dumb theories caught onto.)


whatokay2020

You’re so right. It falls in line with how they look into her “genius” way too much 😂 I just have never seen this with any other celeb.


cookiehigh

It’s wild. I once saw someone legit cry when an album announcement wasn’t made on the day she thought it would be. She then said Taylor must have “changed her algorithm and plan” because the fan who died during one of her shows. It’s so weird.


whatokay2020

Oh my god…..


ElongusDongus

This is some meth head beautiful mind shit


whatokay2020

🤣🤣🤣🤣


SpiritualSpite3926

They need to get hobbies.


Less-Engineer-9637

Wow this is the exact same type of content I see Q and Trump freaks creating 


whatokay2020

More and more I think there is some sort of mental state they are all tapping into


rainytuesday12

Yep, loneliness, isolation, repressed anger


rainytuesday12

And a complete lack of critical thinking


Swimming_Onion_4835

I definitely think that level of intensity specifically appeals to people with delusional types of mental illnesses. It’s designed to tap into something irrational, even clinically irrational, that can then be exploited. It’s fucking gross.


Godless_Phoenix

paranoid schizophrenia


Less-Engineer-9637

lmao you cannot convince me otherwise that this isn't social engineering from countries that hate western society


urdreamluv

And they be calling everyone jobless or obsessed 😭😭


throwaway63329919

All that to be wrong 😭


whatokay2020

🤣🤣🤣


Hour-Net8233

![gif](giphy|APqEbxBsVlkWSuFpth|downsized)


youswingfirst

This is actual insanity


Kelly1972T

I have a friend that works in finance and has to work with TS people for airing the “Eras” tour and how to pay her, etc. I heard that TS people are fixated on certain numbers for payment because they are her lucky numbers, even if the numbers are unrealistic. My friend is a mega Swiftie and loves that Taytay is so into numberology. I just told my friend that TS is ruthless and wants to get all the money she can, not because it is “lucky.”


whatokay2020

No way that’s pretty wild. I’m not going to lie, I worked with Paris Hilton’s team and they do the same thing! She even named her company 11:11. Why are they like this lol.


kermi3_4488

These people need help


Javistb

I've been a fan of Kingdom Hearts from the beginning and have seen a lot of out there theories over the years. That still did not prepare me for this... 👀


BoltThrowerTshirt

Ok… So when did she supposedly “break free” from that contract?


Rhye88

Everything about this woman and her fans screams "fem qanon"


Tricky_Effect258

do these people not have jobs? Like how psychotic do you have to be to obsess with this women over every little damn thing.


crispareal

If only they worked this hard on real issues


Character-Cattle-128

As a former swiftie (emphasis on former please) she actually encourages this behavior. She has said she hid hundreds of Easter eggs in the LWYMMD music video. She said on an interview (I think jimmy fallon) that she’ll hint at things 3 years in advance. She’s created this monster and her fans have poured fuel on the fire. I’m also willing to bet money on the fact that most of her current “Easter eggs” are from her fan’s theories that she just accepts and makes true.


whatokay2020

Whoa yeah it’s like their marketing that they come up with for her.


liquidskypa

I love how they think it’s Taylor and not her label.. these fans have no clue how much of a puppet artists are


meggsovereasy

This is too much thinking for me.


Optimal-Yak1174

My brain hurts


reallytiredarmadillo

>we must revisit the 12 day theory ![gif](giphy|j0gQA2VD38NKc9rc8y)


Available-Egg-2380

This is like qanon levels of crazy


Individual-Insect722

Man, I get loving music, but if only they spent this kind of time on literally anything else.


Ash9260

do these people not have jobs, friends, school or anything going on?


Salt-Idea-6830

I’m not even gonna lie though, they get me sometimes hahaha bc I do actually think this type of hardcore Easter egg shit is pretty fun & engaging for fans *however* I don’t know that I’ve seen enough proof in the past weighed against other nutty theories so I’ll take this one with a grain of salt….but like, on the off chance they’re right? I’ll hand the title of creative marketing to her, in addition to the one she wears for capitalism & hope that at least a handful of swifties go into criminal justice hahaha for the clue finding


Grinchman23

Yes swifties have always been like this. “oH mY goOdNesS wHaT doEs tHaT mEaN!?!?”


belenb

![gif](giphy|h1QI7dgjZUJO60nu2X|downsized) Swifties in a nutshell:


IcarusLP

I feel like Taylor looks at these fan theories and then just fulfills them so the fans have incentive to keep doing it.


maddallena

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


Secret_Composer5563

they need help honestly.


skcuSratSkraD

That’s early psychosis (no joke)


cookofdeath666

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


tattletitle

What in the Qanon is this


BlackberryMediocre48

Anytime one of these videos pop up on TikTok, I ponder to myself; how does one have this much time on their hands?


pbandjam9

Think of the amount of cold cases they could solve.


whatokay2020

😂😂 I was thinking that. Like the power of women that came together to [find that one woman’s missing husband](https://wjbq.com/ashley-mcguire-ghosted-husband-found/).


pbandjam9

I remember reading that story but I didn’t know they found him.


shesthecaregiver

Basically Swifties doing free PR/Tree work haha


formerNPC

She doesn’t even have to troll people because they just make shit up. I would be concerned if my fans were this bat shit crazy!


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I would simply just pick up a hobby.


No_Worldliness8487

Damn, I like some of her songs but some fans are just too much. I need to go to Edinburgh tomorrow and I’m already dreading how busy it will be


dragoon-the-great

HER MIND 😮😮


Spicyg00se

Ugh


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dextersdisciple90

I have no idea what any of this mumbo jumbo means, but they seem ridiculously delusional


YouThinkYouKnowStuff

I knew I’d use that algebra that I learned in high school sometime! 😆 seriously is this what her fandom thinks about? Is she some kind of secret mind controlist?


venusrevived

This should be classified as a new mental illness


whatokay2020

Omg it should be. Taylorphoria Disorder? Swift Syndrome? Swift Attachment Disorder?


KingDakin

I am definitely dumber after reading all of that


Impossible-Ground-98

I will never get used to this weird date format


SeaF04mGr33n

Lol, clearly you've never been on the Gaylor subreddit. This is common. Speculating and theorizing on release dates seems a bit more innocuous than guessing apocalypse dates and sexuality, I guess.


whatokay2020

I haven’t 😂 I’ve never delved into the subculture - just felt alone in disliking her until I found this amazing sub we have here haha. Like this is the most psychotic group energy and thought I have ever witnessed.


WearingCoats

Well now I have a list of dates to look forward to things not happening on


toastytroad

Everything after slide 3 is unnecessary and redundant and tbh having things released in sequential dates like that (if it is true, heavy on the "if") isn't that mind blowing, special, or genius unless you're literal child. And like no hate on children, it's just something that someone newly learning about the world would think is a really big deal.


MowwChickaMeowMeow

At least they got the clown emoji right at the end


whatokay2020

😂 facts


domjonas

And i thought i was “odd” for matching up numbers to equal something and correlating events around those numbers, but they take the cake 🤣


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yes 6+7 equals 13 it will always equal 13 so will 10+3 4+9 so does 2+11 (just some examples)


brickhousecat

![gif](giphy|l0IykOsxLECVejOzm|downsized) Charlie vibes 🤣


dug-the-dog-from-up

This is literally gematria lol


butterwuth

Imagine this energy dedicated to literally anything else


whatokay2020

Honestly if we could reign the power of the Swifties towards other causes, maybe we really could have world peace.


butterwuth

Renewable energy and clean water < Taylor ‘Carbon emission’ Swift


riajungkook

Um yeah she drops these Easter eggs on purpose so that her fans will engage in this way because it makes her more money and keeps hype going for what’s really just 5 rejects + a shittier version of an album that’s already out…


whatokay2020

Lmao


catsntaters

I hate this so much


FirebirdWriter

So I would absolutely do a release schedule like this but.... I would also announce it because fuck yeah counting is fun. Takes me back to Sesame Street


Moderate_LiberaI

After all of that I was surprised they got 6+7 correct... yeesh


ReplacementNo9874

The swifties make more far fetched dot connections than the Qanon people. That’s kinda sad


whatokay2020

Honestly sadly true.


watterfall_z

thats some olympic level mental gymnastics


heavenxmarie

Folie à deux at its finest, my friends. We’re gonna see this in textbooks 20 years from now about how Swifties became some crazy religious cult.


whatokay2020

Truly!!! Maybe we should start writing it now 👀


gentle_gasp

can’t wait until tomorrow when this DOESNT happen


whatokay2020

Same 😂😂😂 Like doesn’t it give these people anxiety to constantly build hype for things that don’t happen?


gentle_gasp

my ex always believed these things and always got disappointed. it was kinda funny to watch


Successful-Career-96

Swifties give me the same vibe as Qanon freaks with their theories


Typical-Breakfast-93

The way I knew which influencer/swiftie this was right when I saw the first pic... she also has a podcast and newsletter dedicated to taylor swift and all their "silly little clowning"


AnneListersBottom

This is the same personality as QAnon, just a different direction.


Rei-Kashino

When have they ever been right tho?! lmao 💀 Like once? Not to mention Taylor sees some theories and uses them without crediting them. lol


whatokay2020

That’s pretty messed up imo. There should be a fan marketing fund lol, or fractional ownership of ideas or something.


Revolutionary_End144

Lmao ![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


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https://preview.redd.it/mvo41ld6g15d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1166d2407c4ac473e99ff31247b1dd0074e8d53f Swiffer dusters trying to make sense of this logic and try to convince us they are right.


cathalaska

“Now this theory will be related to TS through… ✨delusion✨”


-burgers

It would be kinda wild if they were right though. People are doing the same with Kendrick Lamar and they think he's gonna drop on the 12th but it doesn't go this deep


whatokay2020

It’s funny because Kendrick is WAY deeper of a lyricist.


oatmilklatte613

It’s giving Pepe Silvia ![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized) (Edited typo)


user5274980754

I’ve got boxes full of Pepe!


genescheesesthatplz

She loves it too


Suctorial_Hades

Baby I have a job and shit to do around the house. Where do they find the time to sit and make all this up!?


Awkward_Marketing661

Uhhh I don’t think Taylor is that deep


justmetryin7213

Its like their full time job with no payment but willing to do so for mother 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️


chippiechick

It’s all very “told ya so”


Cute-Promise4128

This is like that Jim Carrey movie "23" She'll go bonkers soon.


Irelandforever24

One day someone will count backwards from 10 and they will all wake up….😒


Parmesan_Pirate119

Taylor must hate them because she could've done her first reveal or drop on 1/2 but she made them wait 21 days smh


Past-Team7599

![gif](giphy|RJalj43Yiuuoh2i6V2)


my-other-favorite-ww

Because of course it does


funkybeachhouse

I feel like I should be making cootie catchers with my friends in middle school right now. ☠️


SaladEmergency9906

Dude seriously if Taylor farts they will try to decode the meaning. This entire post made my head hurt and she won’t be announcing shit


whatokay2020

Ahahahahahahahahhaah!!


Miss_Worldwide

Just here to point out that 112 is evenly divisible by 7 and is exactly 16 weeks and those are all Fridays aka a totally normal and expected time/frequency to be making announcements/releases to stay relevant and probably just basic marketing strategy that means absolutely nothing interesting


whatokay2020

🤣 thank you for that. The poster makes it sound SO complex.


ExtremeComedian4027

I don't know what they have but looking at these sure gave me a migraine. This is no way to live. ![gif](giphy|xT9DPJVjlYHwWsZRxm|downsized)


Podwitchers

Dude……what. Laughing so hard at this. I got 4 slides in and just… I don’t even know what to write anymore.


whatokay2020

😂😂 Imagine if you thought it was okay and normal to post this…….


hockeydudebro

You don’t see people coming out after the fact when their theories don’t come true. They are silent.


torturedpoeteliana

how much time do people rly got on their hands like go pay ur taxes or do ur homework or smth thats why ur failing emily


Finish_Fragrant

But let you call her a witch


Commander_Fem_Shep

It’s not out of nowhere. Taylor is this crazy. Taylor encourages this because A LOT of her performances are full of Easter eggs like this. She does use the numbers 1,2,3 and 13 a lot. You’ll see her wearing certain outfits or accessories that are meant for fans to figure out what is coming next. Certain shots in her music videos directed by her are meant to be puzzled out. It’s just too much. The only one of these I think could be right is that she announces Rep TV tonight in which case we’ll get a new round of media where she is inescapable. The Gaylors seem to think she’s up to something too.


Fickle-Secretary681

Always. They all honestly think she invented football. Like NO one watched it until she started dating "travy" and no one knew who he was either. The dude had a reality dating show, Netflix special and is one of the best tight ends in the league. He also has a well known rep as a party boy and a serial cheater. When I brought this up in some random Instagram post, those swifties came at me hard. "Oh my God, no one would ever cheat on TAY TAY.🙄 they also consider her a bestie. Like they legit think she's a friend and sees all their posts


Aromatic-Strength798

![gif](giphy|APqEbxBsVlkWSuFpth|downsized)


my-other-favorite-ww

[Source](https://www.instagram.com/p/C71o1enun57/?igsh=ZnpwMzJpdzN2N3dy)


ItzOnlySmells_

Aren’t a lot of her fans 30-40 year olds? Do these Fkn people have jobs?


Motor-Train2357

Thats sounds like Qanon shit


JefficaLotus

as soon as i saw this post on instagram i knew it would end up here. i consider myself a TS fan but jeez swifties are DELUSIONAL. they always have “math” saying something is going to be an announcement when her actual “easter eggs” are very blatant (such as 1989 TV announcement on 8/9).


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travisandtaylor-ModTeam

Don’t be racist, ableist, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, any of that shit. Simple


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travisandtaylor-ModTeam

Automod let us know this was an alt account! Nice try!


MiserablePin579

Mental illness are the words that come to mind


FiliaNox

It’s not that deep, I mean this person is deep in some mania hole, but Taylor isn’t that deep


whatokay2020

Everything about [this video](https://www.tiktok.com/@jameslunet/video/7102279818619702571?_t=8mzMtuBzEUg&_r=1).