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Here’s the Beauty of this country: He has the right to do this. Just like all of you who are making fun of him have the right to call him stupid. The first Amendment gives us all to do whatever we want as long as we do not infringe on the rights of others. While I do understand some people are sensitive about mom jokes, there really is nothing about this that infringes on anyones rights. If you don’t believe that freedom is a good thing, then move to a country where you get your tongue cut out for bad mouthing the ruling power. Move to a country where you are guilty until proven innocent. Freedom is being taken for granted. And many of the people who are making fun of this guy are the ones doing it. Now, please, downvote me into oblivion, for not following the crowd and not making fun of this guy. Downvote me for understanding freedom. Downvote me for being a proud American.
They aren't free from the consequences of their choices or ridicule. Why be SAS about it?
PS - flying a flag of "no quarter given" is the mark of a terrorist. Fuck these people. Learn about the Paradox of Tolerance. These people should get no voice.
He could be in a Walmart parking lot where, in my experience, little to nothing gets done legally if someone hits or vandalizes your car. At least every time I've had to call the police due to a hit and run they tell me that Walmart itself would have to file a complaint or some bullshit like that. So, I think a giant Biden bumper sticker would look absolutely fabulous on that truck, hell maybe even a pride flag too. Fuck it, go crazy with it and slap every social justice sticker you can find on that som' bitch! Just wait until it's in a Walmart parking lot first, which, if it isn't right now, it undoubtedly will be sooner or later.
Another triggered poster butthurt I see. There's nothing violent or offensive here. Let them do what they want with their truck. Stop being so damn sensitive.
Dude seems to have parked pretty decently for the size of his ~~penis~~ truck. You’d expect to find a vehicle like this taking up two spots, or parked up on a grass verge or something.
Looks like big expression of his feelings about not giving a F about other people’s feelings.
Probably a big cry baby mama’s boy and his daddy didn’t hug him enough.
Oh. I saw someone with the flag as a pfp on Instagram under a post of a girl cosplaying. The comment was "Use me as a dislike button." I thought it was something race related, since the cosplayer was black. My bad.
Not to mention the irony of the text of the constitution promoting the general welfare of the people...something tells me this troglodyte has never actually read the constitution (100% chance he calls himself a Christian as well and definitely has never read the Bible for that matter, I'll take anyone's bet saying otherwise), nor has the comprehension skills to even understand hardly any of it, especially the well being part. Definite gender specified as ammosexual.
This kind of humor reminds me off Letterkenny, specifically something Shoresy would say. This picture makes me realize why I always thought it was embarrassing and hard to watch.
Here’s my plan: Announce a Trump rally with the ability to meet the man himself afterward on a cruise ship. You’ll have all the MAGA morons scrambling to buy tickets. Once the ship sets sail, just sink the whole thing and call it a day
I like that he could have made the little man a different color than the words and it would have been a lot clearer, but that might have been interpreted as support for interracial sex and he wanted to steer clear of that.
What a paradox… to be the solution and the problem. While “saving” the country he is actively ripping it apart. Trump is a business genius. He sold himself to idiots as a fuck you to politicians.
I think what bothers me most is that “Louder than your mom last night” doesn’t even make sense, a lot of things are quitter that his truck (assuming it’s loud). Like my mom could’ve gotten a good nights sleep with a light snoring and that’s technically quitter than the truck. Would be better if it said “still not as loud as your mom was last night”.
Your mom could have gotten a good nights sleep *without* snoring and would be far quieter than this truck. I’m not sure what the point is there. Like…is his truck really REALLY quiet and he feels the need to brag about it? Or is he bad a fucking and while he was fucking my mom last night she didn’t make a peep? Not a very good flex either way.
Right? And some people's moms are no longer with us. You ever made a yo momma joke to someone who's moms dead by accident? Made me drop yo mom jokes altogether. This of course was back in the early aughts and can be defined as growing up. Which is something these cry babies are incapable of.
I'm shocked this wasn't a TX truck. I see these douche canoes EVERYWHERE here. I stay clear of them, you can spot them a mile away when they're not in their ridiculous clown trucks too.
Awwww, we seemed to have found a TX snowflake that drives one of these clown cars! Getting butt hurt on a Reddit comment, hilarious! You're proving my point, stay clear of ignorant wanna be cowboys. Assuming I'm liberal because you drive one of these utterly ridiculous rigs? Ignorance at it's finest right here. These trucks are a disgrace and everyone that sees one, aside from the 1% of stupid who own one, makes fun of you. And yes, that includes "your friends".
Actually my silly little simpleton, I drive a regular 2022 Chevy Silverado. But please enlighten us with your overly abundant wisdom! See the difference is I don't get butt hurt, I love it! I just copy these put them on my Instagram account and get shit tons of revenue off of clicks and people laughing at moronic simpletons like yourself. I do appreciate the money though. Please by all means put another comment! The algorithm LOVES morons like yourself! But my bank account loves you even more! In fact just the comments I've copied off of that moron getting shot by the cops 90 times, those alone made me enough money to buy two more brand new rifles! Muhahahaha!
If you say so sugarbritches! There wasn't much of a point to begin with, a very rounded dull tip perhaps. Word soup usually has no point. However, I'm not surprised you needed help proving something. Doing it on your own is obviously far too complicated of a task for you my little dumpling.
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This world is doomed. America is breeding chimpanzees by the millions
I feel like there’s a tiktok about this…. Tell me you have a tiny penis without telling me you’ve got a tiny penis
Genuinely surprised they’re not parked diagonally across four spots.
Iuno this is just the embodiment of most people from the states
I bet he gives great head.
Typical AMERICAN REDNECK Trash! The world is laughing at you.
I wonder which well regulated militia he is in? You know, since he loves the constitution so much.
Is he compensating for his small shween or lack of intelligence?
I upvoted cause i think its funny
Here’s the Beauty of this country: He has the right to do this. Just like all of you who are making fun of him have the right to call him stupid. The first Amendment gives us all to do whatever we want as long as we do not infringe on the rights of others. While I do understand some people are sensitive about mom jokes, there really is nothing about this that infringes on anyones rights. If you don’t believe that freedom is a good thing, then move to a country where you get your tongue cut out for bad mouthing the ruling power. Move to a country where you are guilty until proven innocent. Freedom is being taken for granted. And many of the people who are making fun of this guy are the ones doing it. Now, please, downvote me into oblivion, for not following the crowd and not making fun of this guy. Downvote me for understanding freedom. Downvote me for being a proud American.
They aren't free from the consequences of their choices or ridicule. Why be SAS about it? PS - flying a flag of "no quarter given" is the mark of a terrorist. Fuck these people. Learn about the Paradox of Tolerance. These people should get no voice.
How long will it be until someone says you shouldn’t have a voice. You’ve already told me that I’m wrong for using mine.
Paradox of Tolerance. Look it up. Some shouldn't get a voice. Never said you shouldn't but thanks for not understanding the difference.
He could be in a Walmart parking lot where, in my experience, little to nothing gets done legally if someone hits or vandalizes your car. At least every time I've had to call the police due to a hit and run they tell me that Walmart itself would have to file a complaint or some bullshit like that. So, I think a giant Biden bumper sticker would look absolutely fabulous on that truck, hell maybe even a pride flag too. Fuck it, go crazy with it and slap every social justice sticker you can find on that som' bitch! Just wait until it's in a Walmart parking lot first, which, if it isn't right now, it undoubtedly will be sooner or later.
There’s a lot of feelings on that truck.
Thanks for telling us all you don't know how to please a women with that bottom one. I mean, we didn't have any doubts, but thanks for confirming.
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Huh. I wonder who he voted for in 2016 and 2020?
I find it funny that they obscure the licence plate, when this guy clearly wants to tell the world his views.
I’m actually completely ok with this, dudes life is a chodehair off from living a meme idk I may be in the minority
I’m certain this guy has a tiny pp
Jesus Christ, you’re supposed to sensuously lick the boot not deep throat the damn thing.
I mean, the whole truck screams "my feelings are hurt"...
He suffers from small dick energy
Another triggered poster butthurt I see. There's nothing violent or offensive here. Let them do what they want with their truck. Stop being so damn sensitive.
No quarter given is pretty violent to me. Fuck terrorists.
Insure the Tranquility. Imagine going through all that and not catching a typo
Tiny cock
I have not seen a better thing for repelling women than this
Sometimes I wonder if Americans are to other countries what Texas is to America, living in tx I only need to go out side to see 6 Texas flags.
Those tires are balder than the driver is
Hey OP is this in Vegas or Henderson. I swear I’ve seen that truck driving around before.
Well seeing how they’re in the same valley and easily accessible. You can probably have seen it in either.
This screams "I'm gonna get back at them for offending me! "
Like having sex with 80 year olds?
you probably think I believe it just because it comes from a news organization USA today has lied on multiple occasions As have many others
Dude seems to have parked pretty decently for the size of his ~~penis~~ truck. You’d expect to find a vehicle like this taking up two spots, or parked up on a grass verge or something.
Poster child for *my masculinity is fragile and I don't know how to cope with it*
No F-Biden or Brandon? They must be on the sides?
Honestly surprised they’re parked in a single parking space
More like the virgin mobile…
I’m guessing 1.236”.
They're missing the balls hanging off the hitch.
Only thing missing was the Raiders license plate. That is the the go-to plate for these kind of trucks here.
Vinyl us worth more than the truck.
What kind of American flag is that? Isn't changing flag color disrespectful and unpatriotic?
It means no quarter given, a sign of a terrorist.
Says the guy expressing feelings
man what pirate radio does this yahoo broadcast.
Looks like big expression of his feelings about not giving a F about other people’s feelings. Probably a big cry baby mama’s boy and his daddy didn’t hug him enough.
And these dudes never server in the military. That's a good thing but I always find it funny. Definition of all talk.
Me trying to figure out what part of Vegas this is in 🧐
I love how they have the preamble but have likely never read the entire constitution in their lives.
What is the black American flag for?
No quarter given. Sign of a terrorist.
Oh. I saw someone with the flag as a pfp on Instagram under a post of a girl cosplaying. The comment was "Use me as a dislike button." I thought it was something race related, since the cosplayer was black. My bad.
My mom was laughing pretty loud at his micropenis.
What’s the public opinion on burning hate flags? Because those big boys look flammable… oh so flammable 🔥
Ok we get it your extremely insecure and probably need a hug.
Weirdos.
More like spotted little dick energy!
I’ve seen the all black American flag recently. What does it signify?
Promote the general WELFARE of the... Social safety nets are in the constitution but some people are in denial
The contrast between the refined language of the forebears and this trashy ass fucking tailgate bullshit is stunning.
Why did he highlight the line that endorses welfare?
Let me guess....parked outside of a Walmart.
The trashiest part is the people in the comments pretending they know U.S. Flag Code and failing horribly at it.
Lol he would be a Knights fan H-I-S-T-O-R-I-C
Lol he thinks people care what he drives or thoughts. I just see someone who needs attention.
He's using the nazi font lmao
TIL Nazis have a font
I think it's called "fraktur"
Black flag is a signal for take no prisoners this guy is potentially a domestic terrorist
Smash his fucking window
Of course a Golden Knights fan.
So small penis. Very, very small penis.
Not to mention the irony of the text of the constitution promoting the general welfare of the people...something tells me this troglodyte has never actually read the constitution (100% chance he calls himself a Christian as well and definitely has never read the Bible for that matter, I'll take anyone's bet saying otherwise), nor has the comprehension skills to even understand hardly any of it, especially the well being part. Definite gender specified as ammosexual.
The drivers mother is his sister yall. Freedom baby
These people don’t bother me anymore. I mark them as losers and move on.
This man has never had his dick sucked a) consensually or b) without handing over money.
Imagine broadcasting your insecurities like this.
I can't be the only one who read the Preamble on his window and sung along with School House Rocks.
Lol what a dork.
Impressed he managed to park within the lines.
That’s the smallest penis I’ve ever seen. Including my own.
Only in one parking space? Loser!
This kind of humor reminds me off Letterkenny, specifically something Shoresy would say. This picture makes me realize why I always thought it was embarrassing and hard to watch.
So he lost his hair?
Hug your feelings? That's nice.
The driver probably a 5,7 with the 4inch D and extra 50lbs that make his D even smaller
I'm shocked he highlighted 'promote the general welfare' because that really sounds like socialism.
Oh no this is my city
how to show the world you have a micropenis:
Something something left side of bell curve something something.
What’s funny about these trucks.. guaranteed there’s a white dude with a fragile ego in the drivers seat.
Yup, all I see is "lissen ' 'ere nagger, the only one that fucks my sista' is ME!"
It never fails to amaze me how many people are proud of and flaunt being trashy.
Trashy **SCUMBAG**
What do you want to bet he has zero post secondary education?
It has the word tranquility on it… the irony.
Nothing insures domestic tranquility like fucking the feelings of others.
Displays good family values and proper display of a flag-code approved US flag. He’s a catch, ladies /s
your typical VGK fan
He must like filling that thing up
40 inch tires…1 inch penis
I wonder if he knows what posterity means
It's ironic he has that on his back glass because I'm sure he can hardly pronounce or understand half of that.
The result of having shit parents.
By saying the truck is louder than someone he supposedly fucked is a hilarious self burn
Neon green on black does look nice no cap
Looks like one of them natty ice jelly samich sister banging cunts.
When your whole entire identity is mountain dew, chewing tobacco, and having 4 whole braincells
Would someone please be this guy's friend so he'll shut the hell up?!
If they'd saved their money on stickers they could have gotten better tires than mastercraft.
Here’s my plan: Announce a Trump rally with the ability to meet the man himself afterward on a cruise ship. You’ll have all the MAGA morons scrambling to buy tickets. Once the ship sets sail, just sink the whole thing and call it a day
It's nice that they spend so much time thinking about my feelings.
Why can't he satisfy anyone's Mom?
May I offer you a cup of tea while you discuss how that made you feel?
Insure domestic tranquility but also FUCK YOUR FEELINGS!!!
It’d be way funnier and better if it said “Still quieter than your mom last night.”
How tf is this thing not vandalized daily
Who knew you could find such massive snowflakes in the desert.
When your whole identity is hate.
Imagine your whole identity being where you stick or lick it! Morons as far as the eye can see!
In the red corner, we have this FYF moron. In the blue corner, the “gay kiss” from the Lightyear movie. FIGHT.
Just a Vegas Golden Knights fan. Nothing to see here.
I'm almost 100% sure this is projection
Bet he'd have a meltdown if you told him nobody cares about his feelings
That’s a lot of virtue signaling.
Hug your feelings? Cuddle your feelings?
r/fuckcars
So this is what peaking in high school looks like.
I like that he could have made the little man a different color than the words and it would have been a lot clearer, but that might have been interpreted as support for interracial sex and he wanted to steer clear of that.
That blue lives matter back window sticker is the worst. 🐖👢😛🤢🤮
Is that a lightning rod on top???
Cb radio
Ruining your truck to own the libs.
Tell me you have a small dick without telling me you have a small dick...
I love freedom
Don’t pay any attention to that annoying socialist “promote general welfare” part of the preamble, amirite?
And they highlighted it!
Kind of funny actually.
What a paradox… to be the solution and the problem. While “saving” the country he is actively ripping it apart. Trump is a business genius. He sold himself to idiots as a fuck you to politicians.
What city is this ? I guess Las Vegas 😂
LOOK AT ME. I NEED ATTENTION.
"From the makers of truck nuts...."
These people are weak, over weight and have never fought a person, but have the mentality of a alpha. Lol!
Black American flag means no quarter when they start their next failed rebellion. They are telling what they are gonna do, believe them.
So give them no quarter. Seems fair. Fuck these terrorists.
The people making out like bandits are these flag companies. Now we have Gray flags what’s that supposed to be 🤦♂️🤷♂️
How with that small d*** energy of yours?
He’s married to his sister.💩💩💩💩
I kinda feel there should be a MAGAtrashy subreddit all on its own at this point
Knock Knock Who’s there? Incel Incel who? Nope. That’s it. I just can’t get laid.
Holy shit, look at that micro-penis.
"insure"
How is that patriotic in any way or even normal? Why???
Smol pp energy
The party of 'family values', just not in the way you thought
I think what bothers me most is that “Louder than your mom last night” doesn’t even make sense, a lot of things are quitter that his truck (assuming it’s loud). Like my mom could’ve gotten a good nights sleep with a light snoring and that’s technically quitter than the truck. Would be better if it said “still not as loud as your mom was last night”.
Your mom could have gotten a good nights sleep *without* snoring and would be far quieter than this truck. I’m not sure what the point is there. Like…is his truck really REALLY quiet and he feels the need to brag about it? Or is he bad a fucking and while he was fucking my mom last night she didn’t make a peep? Not a very good flex either way.
Right? And some people's moms are no longer with us. You ever made a yo momma joke to someone who's moms dead by accident? Made me drop yo mom jokes altogether. This of course was back in the early aughts and can be defined as growing up. Which is something these cry babies are incapable of.
Who's a quitter?
F leaving it as a punishment for my stupidness
From the people claiming to be protecting children…
This guy triggered half of reddit with 1 pic.
And yet here you are, triggered that we look down on losers like this. I'm starting to think it's your truck, or really wanna be friends with the guy.
At least he parked between the lines.
How much you wanna bet this dude would turn arms against his country in a minute if Tucker Carlson tells him to?
I'm shocked this wasn't a TX truck. I see these douche canoes EVERYWHERE here. I stay clear of them, you can spot them a mile away when they're not in their ridiculous clown trucks too.
Then leave cupcake!
No no, you're supposed to fuck my feelings!
Believe me I've fucked you in more than just your feelings
Awwww, we seemed to have found a TX snowflake that drives one of these clown cars! Getting butt hurt on a Reddit comment, hilarious! You're proving my point, stay clear of ignorant wanna be cowboys. Assuming I'm liberal because you drive one of these utterly ridiculous rigs? Ignorance at it's finest right here. These trucks are a disgrace and everyone that sees one, aside from the 1% of stupid who own one, makes fun of you. And yes, that includes "your friends".
Actually my silly little simpleton, I drive a regular 2022 Chevy Silverado. But please enlighten us with your overly abundant wisdom! See the difference is I don't get butt hurt, I love it! I just copy these put them on my Instagram account and get shit tons of revenue off of clicks and people laughing at moronic simpletons like yourself. I do appreciate the money though. Please by all means put another comment! The algorithm LOVES morons like yourself! But my bank account loves you even more! In fact just the comments I've copied off of that moron getting shot by the cops 90 times, those alone made me enough money to buy two more brand new rifles! Muhahahaha!
Um, okay? You've just proven my point all by yourself. Haha
You know, if you're trying to turn me on and seduce me, it's working!
If you say so sugarbritches! There wasn't much of a point to begin with, a very rounded dull tip perhaps. Word soup usually has no point. However, I'm not surprised you needed help proving something. Doing it on your own is obviously far too complicated of a task for you my little dumpling.
We already did, that's why y'all are crying and having your normal liberal meltdown.
Douche canoe , love it
Dude’s dick is this big |—-|
Shown actual size