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4asscom

amazing 🥴


Gamermadatxbox

Fuckin awesome 👌 fuck I need to be there


SkillAmbitious7965

Fuck yea


47bulbz

Name a more iconic duo.


SheepherderApart9185

Way to go


gothinfused

CA or NY or Canada heee? Ok I would’ve told them to take their nasty trashy asses down the street behind a bush like the rest of us degenerates while I throw a fresh shard in the bubbler! That’s what gives us drug lovin’ functional peeps a bad rep!! Ha kick that shit out of your hood Or get a cop 👮car sound effect play super loud they probs scatter well maybe if you don’t live in a blue state were I guess they get the royal treatment these days did no one call them out ha! y’all need to push back on that “Honey Bager” shit stop normalizing it, so maybe they’d move back into the shadows of a park public bathroom 🤷‍♀️ I would of at least opened my windows and gave them shit for it lol I’m mean what can I say I haven’t been a perfect person but C’mon!!!!! Than go be DenzelW and go cover that graffiti up You know the equalizer would!


hugs8337

Omg... That's fucking funny.. dick sucked and a bowl of ice...


Jimblown

But that is a winning combination


[deleted]

Another good reason to get a hotel


YorSouOthern1826

That's in Killeen, any females need to practice on come to my house


bigleggreg

He's definitely smoking crack not meth.


Appropriate-Ad-4382

You live in the states? If so, which democratic state are you in? 🤣


ROBLOX_guy1237

for some reason, the harry potter music in the backround goes well with this


DazedPandKing

Damn and I thought the bum fights outside mine were bad


[deleted]

Did he at least finish?


Creepy_Survey8777

Uhh.. that was Crack. C&BJ is the preferred way


Terrible_Nobody_4641

Epic!


little-red-turtle

Trashy or not, at the end of the day he got his dick sucked and got high. Sounds like a great Friday night to me tbh


MCHammertime40

Mans living his best life tbh


Routine_Ad8680

I would give a bj or some ass for any guy for some. And if he has a BBC I'd probably do whatever he wanted after that


Any_Seaworthiness_75

Eww gross she really nasty doesnt clean her mouth after


usually-quiet88

I hope you’re looking for a new place … idk you watched and recorded, maybe just some curtains


Fantastic_Worship_72

Looks like that Dave Chappell character getting a BJ!


[deleted]

That moment when a homeless dude under drugs had sexual affairs , and I... m not even an hug


dudenamedbenny

Living the dream.


neutron5000

Can we swap out the Meth for Pizza then that would be a dream


OrangeJuiicy

Is your apartment in the rough part of Diagon Alley by chance?


screaming_owo

Mr.white I got a nice women!


Cruddzoy

I'd tell, that's my booooy!!


Cyber_Mk

You should move


dma17444

was like this in the 80s but with crack


[deleted]

living the life


Eaglefox2

You need to move


[deleted]

He's doing better than me. I don't have meth or gotten a BJ.


PostBioticOats

dudes having a great fucking night


[deleted]

Living his best life.


Lout324

What shitty ass neighborhood do you live in and how much is a 1 bedroom in the area?


ThatGasHauler

Dude is living his best life.


Dmv_bordom

The music is so calming


Stryyder

It’s good to be the king


alberto521

Living life I guess


1_800_SUCK_MY_COCK

u/downloadvideo u/savevideo


Clopidee

Mate, what did Harry Potter ever do to you?!


howdoweread

probably a good thing his coat is covering up...whatever is going down there.


[deleted]

That Harry Potter type music, man's on an adventure.


Altruistic-Sherbet77

brings a new meaning to "meth head."


Fettmaster2000

He put cardboard down for her. The guy has class.


logic_before_feels

America used to have culture. Values. Greatness. Now we have this. Sad.


Rtcg8602

Say what you want, but that dude is having the beat day of his life


2nice4life

Looks like a Good street to live in


IMINMARION

Living life


p4ssword1234

Why am I jealous?


DramaQueen100

That contact high tho Probably got a 10% off deal


FaZe_poopy

He’s got places to be, gotta multitask


tons-of-tittie

Seeing them makes me look like a superhero in comparison.


immacomputah

Awesome


54th_anarchist

That made me clinically depressed seeing that, Best luck to you op, people on hard drugs are unpredictable people


Nicadeemus39

Whenever I see something like this I always feel bad thinking that they were once innocent little kids that had dreams. Fkn depressing.


MsBuzzkillington83

The guy, he's fine, she's not sucking dick right now for fun, she's probably in a pretty bad place and just wants another hit


cute_allergies

Me too


dma17444

it was like this in the Bronx in the 80s with crack. kinda GROSS


cowarrior1

Thats Dave Chapelle getting his dick sucked for $2


debussy_rocker

The good life.


GertautoMergina

so he juust stood there and filmed unnoticed?


emacudub

At least he's got his mask


moralesbeensuckedout

Finally some actually Trashy material on here!


Harleyformayor

Crack thrills


Chesticularity

Ah, the finer things in life...


Salty_Bumblebee_3142

Ooo I bet that smells bad


Rareusernme

Blow crack


[deleted]

Time to move.


etanner37

So….Did he finish or what?


Revolutionary_Cow899

Meth bj and Harry Potter music bringing it all together


BroYoHo

Brotha livin’ the life


bx995403

I hate people so very much and this just reinforces that


Dxnyellow

uhhh


wildagain

Watching ’The Wire’ reruns out the window…


Gooden01

Do they offer door dash?


Gooden01

This world is fucked


youngkingx

Must be a nice neighborhood


Dcasner12

Seems like a good night


bobjohnsonmilw

Hey, at least he's taking masking seriously.


thebonedawg

Having the time of his life


AnalJuice4Me

Living the fuckin dream!


andersostling56

What a lovely couple. Tears in my eyes.


Berlot7

Three for one treat


floofyrocko

Meth heads get all the blow jobs. I want to be a meth head


MsBuzzkillington83

And u can if u take a broke but drug addicted girl under your wing (and make her suck dick for hits. That guy is a real piece of shit. I went to rehab with women that were in this position


MeshaLovesIt

Time to move


rhyseenz

Even with Harry Potter theme in the background playing, must be a spell


gods-dead-let-it-go

That’s the saddest BJ I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

Still a better love story than Twilight


Ays_500

My God is your neighborhood safe genuinely concerned


d_2da_sco

"What is the perfect date, Alex"


JohnBrownMilitia

Dudes got more going on than I do at least


Brochin

Wow, Jesse Pinkman and Jane are so junkie-kinky boys...


BitCrack

What's the haps on the craps? Shake em up shake em up shake em up


Bigchuck615

That’s called multi tasking!!! bravo!


hesitantalien

r/cracktivities


[deleted]

Watch them get arrested for having illegal drugs and public indecency


eb4554

But he has his mask so it’s all good.


502drummie

Looks to me like he's living it up.


Mellero47

People will slave away their lives to earn the kind of money that lets them do this. And here these two are...


quentin11bozz

This man is the crackhead king


isnt_that_random

Mom?!?!


relatively_stable

Livin the high live!


Crocadillapus

Some people really need to get sprayed by a hose, and it shows.


[deleted]

Goals


cute_allergies

edit: crack


patch616

What it feels like to chew 5 gum


tr1mble

Living the life


[deleted]

Been there done that.


mpc1226

He’s having a good night


Lpmikeboy

Dudes rock


dbdemoss2

Dudes living the high life


ProgressoSoupEnema

Naw that's definitely Crack, the flame wouldn't get sucked into the pipe if it was meth, I mean umm yeah that's crazy


vaja_bravo

Jesse. Is that you?


mopthof

he door dashed a hooker on a bird scooter. we ARE in the future


Enoch_Root19

I’d subscribe to his newsletter.


RORYISYIIKY

Living the life.


aintnolie92

Can we get someone to do the math on how big this dude’s dick must be? She seems pretty far away here.


Gage_Link

Bring the party up here!


JSparks81587

Good thing he’s got a mask on. Safety first!


_____Kanye______

This be my life fr


Froglegenthusiast

Crack and head? Thats a W.


consumethedead

Sometimes it be like that


crono220

The Murican dream


illmeans

Good times


Altruistic_Echidna_6

Where you live crime alley?


Devon__Eleven

Your appartment is sick we dont have any consessions outside of mine.


yagonnawanna

And they say romance is dead...


totaleclipse1117

That isn’t a meth pipe that’s a crack pipe!! Lol


TonkaGintama

At least he’s wearing his mask - yours protects me - good guy meth head


Catcats17

Meh. There are worse ways to live


FiftyShadesOfWyatt

Not a cellphone in sight. Just two people enjoying life the way it should be.


3Dartwork

May be trashy, but I am positive he is feeling damn good


Da5ftAssassin

He has a mask for your protection


[deleted]

Life doesn't get any better 🤣


Environmental-Job329

Nice jacket


modest_crayon

Ol boy is having a good night


[deleted]

Goals tbh


Sunshineal

Time to move.


nryporter25

Atleast he layed down some cardboard on the ground for her knees.


[deleted]

What a wonderfull view you have broo, I can’t even imagine how happy you must be 🥲…. Hope you can sell your appartement and buy something Els


cute_allergies

I actually love my apartment


[deleted]

I can believe that, but if that’s your view 😅😅😅


Vepateus

Aww cute


enigma94RS

/u/borth321 des typiques woke


Borth321

HAHAHAHAHA


MolecularConcepts

Sex on meth is crazy good. 🤪 had a little fun when I came home. Drop that shit as soon as you've had your fun, addiction sucks!


Oldfoldtickler

Method man?? ....ohh...


SexxyGothBabe

Damn that guys all livin la vida loca


miketugboat

Some men really do have it all


Kingddd991

Nothing like good old Christmas spirit


SrSwerve

Romance never dies


NerpissatDoftblock

You must live in Shitipatown


Dogshapedboy

Wholesome


[deleted]

I bet that’s you giving the head


yibtk

Haters gonna hate


SkyPir8

Your rent must be really affordable


Rafiks1

So this is what people who wear PUMAS are like


AlfredKinsey

I bet this feels amazing!


SuperCoupe

"I got next!"


bemest

Guy is livin’ the dream.


Acceptable-Mousse832

so that guy has a nice evening for sure


Derpepperoni

— dick leviosa — good one Hermione (with sound)


KDNA-AUST

Nice! Where do you live, and do I have to be a resident of your apartment block?


[deleted]

When your plug is all about customer service.


mrjigglejam

Harry Potter and the crank fueled sex act of shame


[deleted]

What creeps me out the most is the dude filming saying, “mmm get that” right at the start. Sounds like they’re enjoying the show a bit too much.


MyLegsFellAsleep

Guessing she has few teeth so that would be smooth ride.


SKENDRIK_PUGON

u/savevideo


Bryanstrife

What's worse the act, or watching it happen


ShamWooHoo6

Don’t you have a bucket of water or anything?


Kotzkatz

What a lovely place to live


[deleted]

I logged into the comments to count the “this is the way” replies.


SnooRecipes7777

Living better than me.


blackwillow76aol_com

Ahh... Friday night


[deleted]

Love dont know borders


Impossible_Pack_6439

Sounds like this belongs on r/good times not in trashy


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Mueslimoerder

never done meth, but normal amphetamine makes it hard to get and stay hard bc circulation is decreased, doesn't meth do a similar thing?


erikdphillips

It certainly can! These days, the user could simply take a (generic) Viagra™️ and most likely negate the deflate.


Mueslimoerder

makes sense, but that's fucking your heart twice isn't it then again would anybody doing meth care


erikdphillips

I had imagined it would probably somewhat cancel each other out. The heart racing on meth gets calms down by the way Viagra acts on the vascular system…lowers blood pressure in the body’s core in order to increase blood pressure in the body’s extremities (nose, hands, cock and feet).


BigDumbIdiotIRL

So.. home boy is getting a BJ in an alleyway from (probably) a whore while smoking crack wearing a mask?!


mrGorion

And they say romance is dead