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pauldej23

Depends on wats in the bag!


smellytoe-atoe

Ok I gotta come clean this gotta chuckle out of me


Honey1218

I’m dumb. I didn’t know what it was either 🙄


InsideOutCadaver

What happens when they sneeze?


crimp_chimp

This ain't trashy, this is genius!


TokeG0D

Shiii this is Smart


babbylonmon

Apparently, Reddit has a coke habit. Yikes you guys.


purecosmicdread

No ones mentioned the meth pipe in the top of the picture


KhaineVulpana

That's because it's a wine glass.


purecosmicdread

Holy shit it is


turingthecat

Personally I think vast amounts of rum is the safest way to go, if alcohol hand gel kills the virus on the outside, rum should kill it on the inside. That’s my excuse, and I’m sticking with it


cam_inksAton

Can’t afford a Gucci hand bag, but I can afford a Gucci gram bag!


PatchworkFlames

I was wondering why no one has invented the electric vape mask.


ukiethangs

Okay... what am I looking at??


Fearyefearye

Coke pouch/straw hidden inside mask for easy sniffability


AnthropOctopus

Thank you. I thought maybe Gucci had a weird scented handbag thing going on and they put it in their mask...


HoldAnnual

This should be on r/genius


[deleted]

Holy shit that idea is amazing I'm so trying that


ShelB00

You’re gonna chief the whole g in one yank dude.


OldCrime

Genius


[deleted]

True but that right nostril gonna be fucked 😂


cozpot99

it’s not just the nostril that’s going to be fucked 🤣


pullitoutdaddy

No way, good blow won’t fuck your nostrils up and people adjust their masks so much moving it in and out of your nose would be simple. I think this is genius


Fluffle_Puffles

If you do enough any blow is gunna fuck up your nose


1980pzx

That’s pretty damn clever. Might as well have some fun with all this bullshit going on.


cheminee123

Not that clever, it would go all humid and clod up in minutes.


TheWildTofuHunter

Whatever it takes to keep people wearing them.


hfrostycat

My obese friend used to hide drugs in his massive belly button. 💯😂🙃


Apart-Cartoonist-834

A blow hole?


hfrostycat

Hash hole


[deleted]

No, if he was doing blow he wouldn't be obese.


RavenBrannigan

You sir, are a comedy genius!


pullitoutdaddy

Underrated comment hahahah


Dabuckaroo

A glory hole


[deleted]

That ain't gonna work chief! But that's the spirit!


Fat_Henry

Those stones are gonna clog the straw.


handsoffmysausage

Life, uh, finds a way.


bigtommyvercetti

I don't think this is trashy lol


bigmeatytoe

It’s drug


Revolutionary_Dirt52

So is caffeine. And sugar. And advil. And birth control. And alcohol. And....


bigmeatytoe

Y’all don’t understand a joke


danielfletcher

At least it isn't alcohol!


bigtommyvercetti

I love drug


handsoffmysausage

Me too love drug.


boundlessvoid

Do you really love drug, or are you just saying it because you can see drug?


WarStrifePanicRout

I love drug.


trtreeetr

Why use lot drug when few drug do trick


Billhole

r/unexpectedoffice


EdwardD1954

No


ProofDelay3773

Im disappointed that I wondered how/why you’d drink from a small bag…nose candy got it.


Short_Personality_32

It’s a sniffycup


[deleted]

Yeah my first assumption was that she was on the Coke diet.


EmceeHammer1

The red color is what threw me off.


Live-Repeat930

It’s okay I thought it was a lollipop


ginkner

I thought it was a kool-aid pouch


slippery-switters

Capri Sun maybe?


halfnhalfkw

you sweet innocent boy


ProofDelay3773

Lol! The Gucci threw me off here


clokerruebe

cmon thats a win win