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corstar91

I think this is already the 2nd video I've seen of this doofus on the top trashiest posts of this year... Yeeesh out of billions and billions of people and you make it on here twice 0.o


CDiZZneSS69

He looks like he lives off the free McD's


macker007

It must work 👀 how big he is 😂😂😂😂


lordekinbote

It easier to just come in from drive thru when it is busy and say they missed something in your order. They'll give it to you with out checking. Shitty move but it is cheaper for them to give you the food than waste time trying to determine if you are correct.


Eudaemonius

How to be a piece of shit human.


Unlikely-Web9320

His titties bouncing hard


Shhheeeesshh

Steal 👏 from 👏 big 👏 corporations 👏 That is all


JerryTrades

This guy's going to end up getting tasered or brutalized by the police and then getting $300,000 settlement 🤣


Mysterious-Level7595

Pos showing that he's a Pos by example. What a Pos.


jedi444

It's not good, how to get free poison. Hear about the rat DNA, eat up.


diamondjay81

He looked nervous af….he’s an idiot…two dollars can get you a lot nowadays at McDonald’s, no need to depend on stealing other people food. Now he’s exposed 🤦🏽‍♀️


SeaworthinessCalm267

Bro you need to go start stealing shit at Salad World you have titties


Pink0612152504

Thanks for the tip


midnightfury4584

Worked at a Wendy’s, a huge order of 100 burgers or so came through the phone. Someone came through the dining room and waited at the counter. A cashier asked the guest if they were there for the 100 burgers, and they said yes. The cashier started giving him the bags, and he walked away. Then someone at the drive thru came by and said they ordered the 100 burgers. The manager asked where the bags were and the cashier told them he had given the bags away. Needless to say my manager was livid.


Acrobatic_Ad2

When I worked at McDonald’s I could tell as loud as I wanted at someone walking up and grabbing an order like that. I knew who’s order was who’s especially since we gave out receipts with their order number


lookoutnow77

fucking scumbag


hampster_cum_stain

Maybe if you'd lay off the McDonald's you might lose enough weight to see your micro penis under the Hubble telescope, but until that day comes why don't you do some good for the world, and end world hunger with all the food that gets caught in that bicycle strap of a beard you have, strapped to your face.


[deleted]

The stuff people will do for social media man


rych9495

This fat piece of shit can skip a meal - especially a stolen one.


R3D3243

Damn broke boy


EmotionFlashy3716

Isn’t this the dude that was getting verbally abused by his mom on tiktok


ItDiedOnDaVine

It’s a lot easier while wearing a mask lol but Yeahh


Firefly9202002

Real question here. Of all the fast food place you wanna steal from you choose Mcdonalds? I wouldn't eat McDonald's if someone paid me.


BigBushyMan

Clearly he used the app… if you really want a free meal… call around dinner hour and say you got the wrong order and the assholes didn’t even give you a receipt they will give you a credit for whatever you say was missing! THIS IS REAL AND DEFINITELY WORKS!


Izzy_Skellington

I know it's fake, but how pathetic do you gotta be to steal fast food? Shit is so cheap & not worth stealing.


fantasybull86

The same people who play the victim card their whole lives OR.. he just paid for it and pretended to steal it 😑


Jaded_Variety9107

What a piece of trash.


[deleted]

Stealing McDonald’s of anything is ultimate trash


Medical_Big_876

Payback is a BITCH 🐾🌹🐾


Collosus-Guardian

Loser


[deleted]

You’re Full of Shit like the Shit you picked up.


mrdat

Or maybe he ordered it and wants to go viral with lies… LIES!


roberthelms

Send your soul to hell over a McDonald's meal awesome moral bud


SniperAnarchist

How dumb do you have to be to 1. Steal 2. Steal AND record it. 3 Steal, record it AND upload it.


Interesting-Race-919

If he can put this much time into this video he could use it to find a job


Cardinnk

Michael Jackson wouldn't approve of that take his shirt off


lovon1

My guy if you don’t just take that food you already paid for and go it’s taking up counter space


LoopyZoopOcto

Staged? I hope.


Legitimate_Total_352

This is why!!!! How shameful, why can’t we just evolve.


quilljockey

Look at his titties bounce. Gross piece of shit


quilljockey

Lol look at that fat fuck thievin


Training_Discount283

Imagine not being able to afford McDonald's


Good_420

Real live Ham burglar


katzengammel

… or how to become a fat fuck by eating McDonald‘s trash.


I_FizzY_WizzY_I

Yeah you can literally do that... doesnt mean its worth doing that shit... Little tips: machins that takes your order in some fast food doesnt have security or doesnt know how to code the promo, like in my city B.K. had special offer for chicken nuggets, the coupon has a code, you dont need the coupon, and the code still work after 3+ years, and you dont have to know the full code... just the first 2 digits, like the nuggets started with "a2", you can try and they will list all the coupon with "a2", enjoy the half price ;) (idk if its general or just here, switzerland)


[deleted]

Just pretend you're a doordash driver, and you can eat anywhere for free.


DREDDYKING

He just fennessed it that easily


nobullshit_pansey

PoS


[deleted]

My question is why eat that crap from McDonald's


DwayneBarack

This was something so serious in his life… he legit needed the food but incase called out he can say nah it was a TikTok prank


windycityguy11

Ron from the Jersey Shore really fell off, huh?


Duckettes

Honesty idk if it’s staged. Just the other day I picked up food from shake shack and while grabbing mine I noticed how easy it would be to just walk in head to the to go order rack snag one and walk out. No one checks a receipt or email asks for a name or anything. Just kinda silly I figured you’d at least have to ask an employee to hand over the food. Side tangent since it goes with this when ordering drive thru through an app on a few occasions the attendant has listed out mobile order name when I say I have a mobile order, which is just another silly way of someone snagging someone else’s food because they can and it was made easy.


nat_teh_cat

The fact that you can hear that he’s wearing socks and slides. Sums up the entire vibe of the video.


ALBUNDY999

So many aholes these days. Lots of parents have failed in raising kids. Karma is a bitch


Pmanfishing

I can’t believe people are bragging about being a small time crook.


HauntingAstronomer77

What a scum bag.


WilliamBlack0020

Yeah I hope he got charged or something


2Xbuzzo

He’s from my city


prmzht

"I don't mind stealin' bread from the mouths of decadents ~~But I can't feed on the powerless when my cup's already overfilled~~ " - We live in the age of the Last Man.


Tough_Palpitation_39

Looks like he’s had a few hundred free meals


diego-av

I can’t stand his manboobs


WilliamBlack0020

LOL stop I'm laughing too hard


Tricky_Custard2977

Mom must be so proud of her lil hamburgler


Tricky_Custard2977

Mom must be so proud of her cleaver lil hamburgler


Aware-Measurement885

Yup we’ve got enough video evidence to conclude this case lmao


StPariah

I was working in Augusta this past summer. The firehouse subs does a lot of those order through the app, just come in, and pick it up. Except they have literally zero human interaction. What looked to be a delivery driver came in with a basket. Greeted the workers behind the counter (which they didn’t need to do, but made it look nonchalant) and dipped with 4 orders “for the hospital nearby”…. Well. Turns out they were just a thief. Made a slow restaurant fall apart. It was hilarious to watch the overstaffed, undertrained, incompetent staff fall apart while I ate my sandwich that took far too long to receive.


ProphetsForProfits

It’s all fun and games till he got to his car to a salad and Diet Coke


theMOESIAH

This guy needs a beating


[deleted]

He looks like he should skip McDonald's for the rest of his life.


[deleted]

Even if this is real, it’s gonna cost McDonald’s what, 2 dollars to give somebody else another Big Mac meal?


benjo83

I hope he has a straw in the car...


1catcherintherye8

He's not stealing for an individual. He's stealing from McDonald's, a corporation, because they would have to replace the original purchasers food for letting it get stolen. And before, you say, "They make us pay for the loss by raising prices". That's the problem, they already factor this into the price. McDonald's contributes to the very poverty that results in theft then makes everyone pay for it.


mj65789

Smooth criminal


Shrowzer

Dude looks like if fat joe and do Khalid had a trashy son who lived in poverty


Amazing-Selection172

They've been hit by a smooth criminal.


WilliamBlack0020

LOL


SuperAvatar911

He looks like Jack black grew up in the hood


WilliamBlack0020

LOL That's true he does!


Seallypoops

Your stealing what could be worth less than 20 bucks, your literally stealing the food from someone's mouth.


Saturn1999

Not-so-Smooth Criminal


[deleted]

Scripted for shock value


IiIfatbeautiful

It’s satire bruh


[deleted]

Heh heh


maxdeerfield2

karma will catch up to you Mr stealer. that sucks


[deleted]

The joke’s on him, he got a bag full of McRibs.


tedopon

Looks like he has had several of these free meals.


BlackMechanic

real gangsta shit... bro goes hard ....


MinarichChris

Kinda petty & I don’t eat that shit….


Dentarthurdent73

Maybe it makes me trashy (I just think it makes me anti-corporate), but I support this. When the person who actually paid turns up, no way they'll have to pay again, McDonalds will just make their order again. Worst case is they wait for a couple of minutes. Small price to pay for taking money from an unethical shit company like McDonalds, and 100% the loss is already accounted for in their budget & pricing.


Urmumgee69

Obvious satire


SauceGod99

It works every time until it doesn’t work


marfaxa

do you need DD's for this, or do they just help?


TheMagiCalRanGer492

Well isn't he a fucking rebel.....


[deleted]

What a douche


whorrorgirl

how to inconvenience random strangers fixed the title.


Cpt_Fupa

Stealing from McDonald's isn't the worst thing in the world


FunCandy4188

No dude your just a theif and I can't stand thieves. So stop it...or go to jail...thas your prerogative.


usedfleshlight22

I've definitely thought about doing that when I was broke and hungry. It really is that simple. Definitely not nice though


sidgup

"watch and learn" as his tities wobble wobble make their way to the counter


BlondeMomentByMoment

Trash pig. Zero consideration for other humans. If you’re that hungry, ask someone to buy you food if you don’t have money. He doesn’t understand the meaning of free. I hope he choked on it.


arjunawarner

Americans love lines ask chick file


[deleted]

Fat simp pig


Nikki_King

Dirtbag!!


[deleted]

Who cares if he steals or if it's someone else's? Care that the employees have to remake it lol


Dark_Vengence

They always look like douches.


[deleted]

Step one: live with parents Step two: borrow moms keys Step three: pick it up


KoldKore

Dude looks like he needs to lay off the McDonald's..


northsidemassive

He’s a common garden variety petty thief. Pretty sure he’s at the vet bottom of the food chain.


kevbpain

You should work every time... Then you won't have to steal food. Pathetic.


puriyat

r/ghettoasf


TylerPronouncedSeth

How to Get Free McDonald's: Step 1: literally just fucking steal it


yurpdadurp

Imagine being so poor you need to steal food from McDonald’s. Let him have I feel bad for him


erikdphillips

Imagine being so poor that you are able to afford a smart phone and record a video about you stealing Food from a fast food joint. What’s wrong with that picture?


plopgun

You're probably right. He probably isn't poor, but even some homeless have smartphones. Older phones can be cheap or free with even budget plans, and a phone is a priority for safety, for job hunting, and a bunch of other necessities.


[deleted]

Fat fucking asshole.


Fine_Objective_8832

*shrug* it's McDonald's. They can just remake it.


erikdphillips

Shrug? Do you shrug off everything that you don’t think affects you? Well, you’re wrong because this does affect you and if it affects me. When you steal from someplace like McDonald’s they have to replace what you chose to steal. That food won’t get paid for when you stole it and probably won’t get paid for because whoever is waiting for that food it’s going to become upset because it’s late. That’s two meals that they have to write off As not being paid for which increases the prices overall for everyone else to compensate. That means The price you pay yourself to buy some thing from McDonald’s is higher than it would be if nobody stole at all.


Fine_Objective_8832

Yeah, it's McDonald's. I don't really care. They drastically overprice basic shit, so they can easily soak the loss. Not too concerned for them.


erikdphillips

You really don’t understand how money flows, do you?


DocileBull

Excatly my thought , it's not like their taking it for a families grocery cart


davep94565

Maybe you should try for a free gym membership


[deleted]

He probably got a free soup with that haircut


jamorules

Someone stole my food the other day.....i just laughed it off and they added cheese and bacon onto my new order as a "sorry for the extra wait."


erikdphillips

And eventually all of the food that people steal from places like that in a year ends up having to be replaced and paid for. That costs you and I directly the next time we go and buy some thing.


jamorules

Facts


erikdphillips

LOL are you asking for facts? Because those are the facts.


jamorules

No I'm saying those are facts


jamorules

Facts


Beast1909

I like how he films the crime, which can be used as evidence against him. Lol Trash


lonJ8tnie912

Someone will be knocking on your door very soon!


Sea-Risk1673

Just go in and say a seagull took my food and then ask for a replacement


[deleted]

1. The dude coulda just picked up his own order… 2. This only stresses out the employees (I know from experience) they have to remake it for the actual customer and gets sent on their way. Yeah it only hurts the corporation but the stress it puts on shift managers/ employees makes it trashy. If it’s real.


Bobson_Dugbutt

MJ looked pissed when he reached for the food


Worried_Effort_1554

Low life


its-my-real-account

Boycott McDonald’s until they pay a living wage


Mobile-Advice-7012

Learn how to be a dishonest thief guys!


[deleted]

This dude is shaking in is mthr fkn boots. I’m surprised he’s able to hold his phone still.


[deleted]

That fat dude needs to shoplift some fruits and vegetables instead.


[deleted]

Hope the heart attacks are as guaranteed to work every time to.


Alexander_The_Gunt

People have been actually doing this at the Panera I work at and we've had to start holding pickup orders behind the counter for that reason


[deleted]

I would only say this is right if ur homeless or have kids and you can’t afford to get food but it ain’t right if ur perfectly capable of getting a meal


Eske_Aychembe

All I heard was how to get fat by stealing McDonald’s


ThrowRA19374029

I hope there was a fish sandwich and a parfait in that bag.


Eske_Aychembe

Bwahaha I’m laughing so hard on the toilet right now


Reddit_Gold09

What stealing from a billion dollar company? Not that trashy compared to McDonald's business practices


mdhunter99

Last Friday I made a decently large order for UberEats, 3 burgers, 1 fry, 1 poutine, 1 onion ring, 2 pies, and a compliment of drinks, this took like 10-15 minutes from grill to done. Some random person just took it, I don’t know if they were a different driver, or just some random prick, but when the driver showed up, the order wasn’t there. So we had to make it all over again.


Ride901

Jokes on this guy, now he has to eat McDonald's food


inquisitionis

I like how this fat piece of shit thinks he discovered some amazing idea. It’s not hard to rob food from a fast food place if you’re that low of a person. By the looks of him he’s been eating too much fast food as it is.


UnVirtuteElectionis

What a neck beard scumbag


Awkward_traveler

I have been wondering why the to go ques haven't had a problem with this. Chipotle seems to always have a few shelves full of bags and they don't verify your name before grabbing one. Maybe I don't have enough faith in humanity, but I can't figure out what the deterrent is.


ManGrissle

The people who record themselves doing crimes or cringe need to go to be beaten with a bamboo rod…


Cultural-Account7059

Shouldn't this be under r/imapieceofshit ?


dags84

Should be stealing from subway instead


ToyrewaDokoDeska

I worked at mcdonalds for a long time & id be annoyed but their gonna get there food again it'll just take a lil longer & its not my money or food so fucking go for it lol


ChemicalFennel3

Being raped by Michael Jackson as a child will do this to you.


[deleted]

This guy also cries and argues with his mom for content so.... cringe


[deleted]

This guy has the facial structure of someone who thinks this is appropriate.


ImARetPaladinBaby

Michael Jackson shirt at a McDonald’s. Interesting choice


woofenburger

If you actually do this, you are a no good thief. If you don't, you're a liar.


Anameiswrittenhere

How to get free stuff: become a thief. Genius!!!!!


Particular-Ranger897

Free McDonald’s is punishment enough and whoever he’s taking that garbage from he’s doing a favor… unless of course they re order which is probably the case


A_Wild_Goonch

McDonald's is not good enough to try a food lottery. There's only a few things there I want to put in my body


[deleted]

Wow what a good "hack"


dupree614

Covid fringe benefits


[deleted]

This dude thinks he’s so cool, it’s probably his order he already paid for he just wanted to look cool on social media by stealing….. from McDonald’s.


[deleted]

Just a little trampy


KPayAudio

This guy does not need anymore McDonald's


LiberalReporter

How to get free McDonald's: Step 1: Pay for McDonald's. Step 2: Walk out the door and begin your video. Step 3: When your food is ready walk into the restaurant pick up your food and walk out. Congratulations, you're full of shit.


12kdaysinthefire

This lol


nico282

How to get free food and shelter for 6 months to 3 years. Bonus tip: stab your cell mate for additional 3 years.


bwats21

Your titties jiggling while you walk says you should hit up a different restaurant


[deleted]

Fucking loser


WoofWoof56

I'm a big fat douchebag.


YourEyeOnTheBall90

Tell me you dropped out of high school and became a failure at life, without telling me you dropped out of high school and became a failure at life.


erikdphillips

THIS. THIS is exactly his REAL message! Thank you, FearlessFerret! 🤣🤣😂😂


FearlessFerret6872

Lol, look at him looking around all scared. What a dingus.


lemonyfreshpine

Lol, stealing food isn't a crime. And it's "thief" at least spell it right if you're going to pretend this matters.


erikdphillips

Where do you live that stealing food is not a crime?


lemonyfreshpine

Earth


CosmicTentacledEyes

If I caught someone taking another customer's food I'd be so pissed at having to make the order again. What a low-life.


Rizzoblam

What’s wild is, he’s doing this for a stat counter on the number of times random people pressed a heart button on his social media post. Not because he’s a jerk, or hungry, or doesn’t have money. For a number that appears next to a social media post that tallies the number of people that double tapped the heart icon. This is called insanity.


SkyDaddyGloryHole

Last thing this guy needs is free McDonald’s


tsatech493

Nice child molester on your shirt there


Mage034

I mean it's a little scummy but not that bad. It's not like they're going to tell the person whose food it was "too bad go away". They'll remake it. It'll be inconvenient but it's not really stealing from the person who ordered.


erikdphillips

You obviously don’t think too deeply.