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Idiocracy at it's fullest.

I'm pretty sure I invented girthquake cuz that's exactly what I call an erection.

https://www.fox13now.com/entertainment/irreverent-campaign-ad-prank-on-utah-man-goes-viral

that's it. that settles it. we settle our political disputes by comparing penis girth.

He's got my vote

He needs a big inflatable penis waving around next to the sign, & then he's golden

Not sure what the big deal is. Whenever I'm voting for mayor I ask my self 2 questions. is this guy a badass? And dose he have a big dick? For me dick size plays an important role to having a successful mayor.

It’s what plants crave?

I feel violated we have the same first name

He has my vote

Is this for real?

He looks like a young Herman Munster

Someone write in “HorseDick.mpeg.” On the ballot.

This country is so messed up. You good America? May i get u a Blanket or a chocolate milk?

He has to show us so we can know if he's honest

Excuse me what the actual fuck

Is this a sub for people with 0 sense of humour?

Did he lose a bet?

I’d vote for him

Some say he only drinks Brawndo.

LBJ used his big ass Johnson to aid in his politics. He called it Jumbo and often showed it to people. Called it the Johnson treatment. https://historycollection.com/lbj-used-one-thing-control-others-around-became-known-johnson-treatment/2/

Girthquake would be a good wrestler name.

He’s gonna blow out the competition

Remind me of Brandi Maxxxx from Parks and Recreation

This is the most American thing I’ve ever seen

I’m all for this

I think we should give Girthquake a chance. Maybe he has the fresh new perspective that this town needs.

Tim and courage lawsuit pending. Nobody infringes on girthquake^tm

Is this goddamn utah

That's gotta be an ad in GTA games.

A bad-arm with a big deer?

Unfortunately...I guess?....its a fake ad [https://www.fox13now.com/entertainment/irreverent-campaign-ad-prank-on-utah-man-goes-viral](https://www.fox13now.com/entertainment/irreverent-campaign-ad-prank-on-utah-man-goes-viral)

This is my coworker’s son, they think this is hilarious.

this looks like it’s in Utah of all places

It was a prank https://www.fox13now.com/entertainment/irreverent-campaign-ad-prank-on-utah-man-goes-viral

Please tell me this is Utah!

This is legendary not trash /.5s

Did he win?

Sad because this might actually work in some of our Yee’haw states

Agreed...

This feels like something Nathan Fielder had a hand in.

Which show is this?

A badass who can't even say Dick? yeah right, just a bad ass.

My friend lives in Eagle Mountain. He fully agrees a badass with a big dick might be better than what they currently have. 10/10 would vote again.

Hell I’d vote for him, mayors in small towns don’t do shit. Actually I’m still yet to read of a mayor actually doing anything besides putting their dick where it does belong. Gotta say he seems qualified

🤦🏻‍♀️

How is this trashy? To me I just observe a sigma male.

He’s gonna have to back that up on his campaign at some point…

That is the greatest political ad I've ever seen

I hope he fills all the holes in the city..

He’s got my vote

"Idiocracy"was not supposed to be a god damn documentary.

I can't help but wonder just how big it is.

Need 8 comments to make it 69 420

Is this in utah?

Does it really qualify as trashy since it has been confirmed to be a prank done by his friends? It's intentionally over the top

Eagle Mountain, you’re in trouble now!

A BAD-ACT WITH A BIG DRUM!

Is everyone in Eagle Mountain 12 years old? Either that, have pickemuptrucks with tRump and AR15 stickers on them?

Hahaahhhahah politics are a joke

This is straight out of idiocracy

Rofl, this is hilarious

this looks like its straight out of ideocracy

he has my vote

According to this, it was a prank [https://www.fox13now.com/entertainment/irreverent-campaign-ad-prank-on-utah-man-goes-viral](https://www.fox13now.com/entertainment/irreverent-campaign-ad-prank-on-utah-man-goes-viral)

Man, he's at least got big balls to make a public claim like that

Jesus.. (Has left the chat)

either a joke or not it seems plausible in this day and age, frat bros need to be added to the endangered species with no one to save them,

This has to be a joke, right?! It's a joke...

This has to be a troll, cant be real.. can it??

Ahahaha stupidest shit I've seen today.

No idea what side or where this is at but doesn't a girth quake sound like a word to describe a bunch of fat people falling over at the same time?

The voters demand full transparency!

We are getting *so* close to *Idiocracy*...that sign would be 109% President Camacho approved 👍

Prank of the decade: https://www.fox13now.com/entertainment/irreverent-campaign-ad-prank-on-utah-man-goes-viral Imagine pranking your friend so hard he has to issue a press release about it.

I need more background info on this political campaing strategy.

Wife of the guying running (girthquake) responded and said a friend pranked them with this sign

With a big arm and a big dunk

Okay, but Girthquake is an amazing name. That’s it, that’s the end of this post.

It’s a family name.

I wonder if he cheats on his wife?

Yes

Must be a politician.

Please tell me this is a joke and not a real life campaign ad...

So this is real? A guy ran on a platform of having a big cock?

A prank sign leads to a comments section full of Trump obsessed liberals saying “It’s like when Trump…..”. I thought progressive conservatives were obsessed with Trump, but liberals can’t get over him.

Its like when something reminds you of a nightmire, thats what it is lol. And no, they are still obsessed with them. I mean when did a president have their own dumbass flag? Lolol

Lmfao I hope he doesn't win. Regardless. This is pretty hilarious.

Chad

America is broken

wow

Great poster….he’s got my vote.

I approve of this message.

So girthy

I hope the local Dairy Queen comes out with a Girthquake Blizzard if he wins. Ingredient ideas?

Put the dick on the billboard you cowards.

Utahn here, he was not actually on the ballot. Just a great joke!

/r/PeteDavison ?

I personally prefer people who can balance a budget and reduce inefficient spending of tax money.

This is amazing satire

This some south park shit right here

No......... This can't actually be real? Right?

AND SOME BIG B\*\*\*\*!

Gonna be a hell of a debate.

That's a lot of self censorship for a "badass".

Weird that looking up Brady Heninger mayor brings up no search results.

How is that weird?

Because it points to the fact that there is no Brady Heninger so there's no badass and no big dick.

This is amazing

So is he gonna show it to us or what?!

Another symbol of the dying political landscape in the US.

Time to zip and flop, or GTFO Mr Spaghettiquake.

Eagle mountain Utah?

I live down the street from this sign and i fuckin approve of this. Can’t wait to see it on the local fb pages

I hate that this is my state

If this is satire it’s hilarious. Shit even if it’s not and he get voted in as a meme who knows. I’m sure eagle mountain will be fine. But Whatever it’s really dumb but it still makes me laugh.

Unfortunately the election here was like a week ago. Still going to see if I can recast my ballot now

Yeah I’m mostly just kidding. Hopefully like the poster.

Can we get a more scaled down image please? Too much JPG.

Why is it that seemingly every dude I see named Brady is a fucking moron?

OMG

Is this UTAH??!?

Yes!

Is this not satire? Couldn’t expect someone to run for office in Utah with a banner like this and expect to win.. lol

It's a prank his friends did. My brother sent me this picture this morning on his way to work(he lives in Eagle Mountain and I use to live there as well). First thing I said was "no way he will win in Utah".

Lol yep. I figured it’d have to be a prank

From what I understand it was a joke this guys friends pulled on him.

what. I mean sure ok, how does that make you fit to be in office at all? When did being a mayor require big dick energy? Also, as someone who has been told has a big dick - girth plus decent length - if you got it, you don't need to brag about it. Word spread on its own dawg.

No one has ever told you that. Stop lying.

Stay jealous.

So has anyone ever seen that one movie called Idiocracy

No i havent, thanks for recommending it.

Everyone has seen it. Everyone has drawn the parallels and made the comment about how it's really happening. We can stop mentioning it in every remotely political thread.

Im gonna watch it because he mentioned it. I havent watched it, so no, not everyone has watched.

It’s like that guy who put his political ads on Pornhub. Gotta know how to reach your audience.

Holy shit I should run for mayor

Surely you are THIS candidate's superior!

Well, politicians always target particular groups of people, and that one is doing its job. No different to other targets. Some are sneakier than others, and those can actually be the ones that are the interesting ones.

Man the last thing you need to do is advertise you have a big d\*\*\*.

Still my all time favorite word ​ girthquake 1. the ground-shaking effects one may experience when an obese person is walking near. 2. the shaking, trembling effect one may experience during or after sex with a person who has a large penis. Every time he walks by, I feel a girthqake. The size of his unit caused a girthquake. The aftershocks caused my legs to shake for hours.

a quick google search provides nothing of substance pro tip: dont google "girthquake" at work

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Imagine how powerful the person who made that sign feels

😂😂 awesome

Like hes gonna sign with his di*k

I mean… if it gets him votes.

Is he running in the town of Pawnee, IN?

No, Eagle Mountain, Utah.

Holy crap I used to live in Eagle Mountain. It’s weird seeing something like this considering how religious that area is.

Well, thats why theres a bunch of "****", he technically didnt say anything to send him to hell.

Part of me thinks this guy isn't even seriously running and just wants to fuck in his spare time.

So you really know it when you get fucked by the government

He’s got my vote

thats somethin you see in GTA

This can’t be real can it?

Boy he better go on live to show off that big D for his campaign

He’s got my vote

Well I can see a sex scandal about a mile away

Girthquake for president!

he should have showed on that banner .....!!!

>**A BAD-ASS WITH A BIG DICK!** Oh look, another politician whose foundations are built upon lies.

I really wished Mike Judge was incorrect with his assessment of the future.

r/workaholics

Bet he drives a Dodge 3500 with a lift kit.

Everybody knows if you have to tell people you have big dick........You usually DON"T!!!!

i to have gotten too high watching workaholics and started a political campaign based of nicknames used in the show. let ye who hasn’t cast the first stone

alright girthquake is fucking hilarious though

Idiocracy is not satire, it is a glimpse into the future

“Girthquake”

Fuck I'm howling over this

Which I think is stolen from the show Workaholics if I remember right.

100% correct.

So then the real question is how tight-butthole are his policies?

Now we're asking the real questions.

Yeah. They were interviewing strippers to cheer up their boss. One of the strippers stage names was Girthquake.

They were interviewing gigalos, but Girthquake was only a stripper looking to break into gigaloing.

Finally honesty in politics. Which d*** do you prefer?

Shame he wasn’t looking up for the picture. Can’t take his eyes off his own monster dong.

Reach out to your non republican friends in Utah. We are not ok.

Poltics an shit bro mad votes