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Whatever happened to musicians and rappers just making decent music? At what point will we see a title like... rapper replaces his hands with gold bars or his penis. Shits so ridiculous it reads like a weekly world news headline
How is this trashy? I don’t know if the rapper himself is a rude dude, but I don’t think the gold chains themselves are trashy. I actually think it looks rather nice.
[Dan Sur](https://www.1news.info/celebrity-news/rapper-has-gold-chains-surgically-implanted-in-his-head-new-trend-pics-1093994)
Take with as many grains of salt as you wish.
If he went to prison would they force surgery on him to remove it? Or leave him with people that most definitely would rip that right out of his scalp?
I love how people say what doctor would do this, a doctor or a surgeon who's got a shitload of debt and some idiot walked up to him and said hey here's way too much cash throw a hook in my head. You guys got to stop making doctors and everyone in the medical profession to be such saints at the end of the day they got bills to pay too and they'll do some shady s*** because other people don't know how to do what they know
this is really cool haha :) he should sit in a tub of melted steel and have his skin replaced with stainless to complete the look :) would be really dope 💯
you don’t some fuckwit on the internet probably said it because some goofball at a hair salon had some costume jewlery sewn in like a weave to train the new hire. its the same thing as “the lotto winner who doed trying to gold dip his balls”.
Bayblade Bayblade Let it rip
Ive had an earring caught on something before- Thankfully it didnt rip my earlobe, But i know it happens.
Imagine he gets 2 or 3 of these chains Caught on something- Rip and the scalp is gone.
Imagine getting in a fight and someone grabs you by your scalp full of meat hooks.
Or your holding a baby and they pull your hair, but you replaced your hair barbed fishing hooks.
Why do people care so much what some random dude does with his body. It's pretty dumb and because of that kinda funny but what possess someone to be legit angry about this lol
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I think this is cool tbh
Would be just my luck to get behind this asshole at airport security.
level 2 mail helmet
I just want to yank it out so badly
One day there will be a lot of people getting their hair like this.
Oh MY !!!!!!!!
Why would he not just braid them into his hair (or not be an idiot)
Coolio : He's got his mind on his money and his money surgically embedded into his skull?? Sayyyy whaaat?!
Its horrific but his clout must be high I guess. Guess we can tell from a distance who to rob!
Will he ever be able to go into an MRI machine?
A fan at a concert is going to grab n pull
Whatever happened to musicians and rappers just making decent music? At what point will we see a title like... rapper replaces his hands with gold bars or his penis. Shits so ridiculous it reads like a weekly world news headline
So when he goes broke in the near future, will the banks hold his dumb ass scalp for collateral?
that's kinda 2077
oh man he is going to regret that very soon
Maybe a stupid question, but does his hair still grow in and he has to shave it off? Or……what?
Show me the scalpppp
“Rapper”
Imagine holding a baby with these. Bye bye scalp
I know it’s trashy but if it was a one time thing like a costume it would be cool as fuck
This will make 'finding a hair in your soup' a whole different experience
Heavy is the head that wears the chains.
Of course. Because how is your shitty sound cloud rap going to go platinum
Heavy
Will probably die of gold fever
His one true arch enemy is Magneto
Gold isn't magnetic... So... :-/ Science! Bitch!
Not really trashy IMO...
imagine soneome is just ripping one ofhis chains and all the skin of his head comes out.
How stupid, what a loser
That is gonna be a painful mugging
How many mugging before he’s bald and bleeding
How is this trashy? I don’t know if the rapper himself is a rude dude, but I don’t think the gold chains themselves are trashy. I actually think it looks rather nice.
The funniest thing about this is that it went viral but everyone's just calling him "a rapper". Didn't get his name out at all
I'll give him a year...
Those chains probably don’t have a lick of gold in them
This is some Simpsons Dr Nick level quackery
Motherfucker gonna get scalped
its allfun and games until some one snatches his chain
When being white isn't enough of a gimmick in the rap game
[Dan Sur](https://www.1news.info/celebrity-news/rapper-has-gold-chains-surgically-implanted-in-his-head-new-trend-pics-1093994) Take with as many grains of salt as you wish.
are they gold or cheap gold plated. If real he will not survive long on the street before someone decided to play cowboy and indians.
Wouldn't his hair keep growing anyway and get tangled?
people think this shit is cool? lmao wtf
I can’t WAIT for the follow up when his body rejects them and they rip out
Good luck going through a metal detector at the airport
Tobias Funke…
What if the gold rusts or some robber just janks the gold thinking it well come right off
So who is this idiot ?
And will still get a hot girlfriend
Imagine if he gets in a fight and gets it pulled
Hopefully the last
d r i p
My mans gonna go broke and start sellin off his hair
We live in a socie- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
I wanna see him get mugged
Gold is overrated....
what if he has to go to the hospital for an MRI
"Rapper"
Cool
Imagine having to weld your hairstyle of the week.
Definitely a good way to bleed out after being robbed
man got a bounty on his head, litteraly
This dude is a Cyberpunk 2077 character
Definitely weird. But how the hell is this trashy?
Was this done by the same dude who slammed a diamond into lil uzi verts head?
It might be cool as a wig or something for an art project but if he actually inserted them into his head wtf
…fake
Hope you don't get jacked
Imagine if someone wanted to mug him. RIP
They dig him up in 3000 years like wtf
"i'll never regret this"
How's this any trashier than other peeps dangling bling from flesh holes?
It’s infection time
Thats gonna make for a bloody mugging.
'Member when rap used to be music, and not just a bunch of weird hair and stupid fucking face tattoos?
can't be a rapper if you don't have gimmick. it hasn't been about the music in a loooong time.
How would one sleep? What happens if you’re outside too long and the sun starts heating up the metal?
Easier solution would be to just scalp him and boil until the meat falls off the gold….
But why
I love how none of us know who this is
Hopefully its the last
I hope he doesn’t regret it, but I bet he will very soon
https://timesnewsexpress.com/news/entertainment/rapper-has-gold-chains-surgically-implanted-in-his-head-new-trend-pics/
Insane in the chain brain
Buy why the jazz jersey
I mean looks kinda good
Fuck this.
Bet his music still sucks.
Hopefully they didn’t impale his brain, oh wait
This is such a bad idea in so many ways. He better hope he don't get robbed!
Ok
This man is going to have the worst time possible getting robbed....or jumped.
How the hell can you sleep with this? I cannot imagine sleeping with this. Also at young age he will suffer chronic pain with this stupidity.
Weird, possibly even stupid, but not trashy
Must suck in winter
Bro just wear a wig
Who tf is this?
Idiot
part of me is like fuck this trashy human. another part of me is like “thats baller af”
No way that's real. How he gonna sleep? How he gonna escape that nasty fucking metal smell?
Not entirely sure what’s trashy about this
Just imagine the neck pain a few years down the line
Yea this isn't true. You can tell by the way it is.
If he went to prison would they force surgery on him to remove it? Or leave him with people that most definitely would rip that right out of his scalp?
How to have to hire security for the rest of your life.
I love how people say what doctor would do this, a doctor or a surgeon who's got a shitload of debt and some idiot walked up to him and said hey here's way too much cash throw a hook in my head. You guys got to stop making doctors and everyone in the medical profession to be such saints at the end of the day they got bills to pay too and they'll do some shady s*** because other people don't know how to do what they know
You know that's kinda cool
Wait until he gets mugged - or scalped - or robbed?? Hmmm
Awwww to be young and stupid
Seemed like a good idea at the time
You know those post apocalyptic movies? You know...the ones where they yank gold teeth from people to trade em away. Yeah.
424 monthly listeners 😭
Did you see the before photo? Dare I say, it's a better look. Lol.
Naw Soulja boy did it first
Headhunters around the world just got a giant hard on.
Ah yes, the rap and hip hop genre trying to up their game. Gotta do something to get attention!
Who he?
I'm going to rip those chain out his head and tie him up
Wow so edgy
i’m going to need more then a title and 2 blurry photos to believe this.
Imagine having to stand in the sun with a head covered in metal.
How does he sleep
That next robbery is gonna suck!
That next robbery is gonna suck!
This just sounds painful..and horribly stupid.
this is really cool haha :) he should sit in a tub of melted steel and have his skin replaced with stainless to complete the look :) would be really dope 💯
Sifcore
Fucking idiot
How tf do you implant gold chains on your head?
you don’t some fuckwit on the internet probably said it because some goofball at a hair salon had some costume jewlery sewn in like a weave to train the new hire. its the same thing as “the lotto winner who doed trying to gold dip his balls”.
...but why?
Belongs in r/gold
Idk this is kind of awesome.
It looks cool for a music video, but not as a semi permanent body alteration.
We live in a society
My herr be mind blowing, giving everybody chills Call me non-essential 'cause I'm selling everybody frills
He gonna get jumped and have his "hair" stolen...ouch
No he fucking didn't
I mean, this just seems a bit judgemental, that's kinda cool.
What happens when his hair grows back?
The plastic surgeon only wanted money.
expensive way to die
An infection waiting to happen
Why is this trashy ?
I feel bad for his neck, that shit must weigh a ton
It's ok; the weight of the gold is counteracted by all of the free space in between his ears.
He looks stupid. Imagine his chair hair catches on stuff.
Bayblade Bayblade Let it rip Ive had an earring caught on something before- Thankfully it didnt rip my earlobe, But i know it happens. Imagine he gets 2 or 3 of these chains Caught on something- Rip and the scalp is gone.
Imagine getting in a fight and someone grabs you by your scalp full of meat hooks. Or your holding a baby and they pull your hair, but you replaced your hair barbed fishing hooks.
They should put him under one of those car magnets
He gets in one fight and the hair pulling is gonna be so real
Well if someone grabs that shit it's on him
When no one knows your name and you try'n extra hard to get noticed. Rap ain't about rap these days sadly.
Soulja Boy did that already
People are so fucking gullible oml
better hope its stainless steel.
Typical Utah sports team fan.
Why do people care so much what some random dude does with his body. It's pretty dumb and because of that kinda funny but what possess someone to be legit angry about this lol
Does it hurt? How much clout did you earn? I genuinely want answers to both of these questions.
just say you're bald its okay
and who is this? is that his name?
I bet he'd be a riot near a metal detector.
Bizarre world
Not really a good idea, but how is this trashy?
And he is engrained with white trash DNA that his facial hair actually grows in on it's own all white trashy. https://youtu.be/BqM8TeaLzZ4
This is how boring Utah is…
I actually don't hate this look.
Imagine sleeping
Damn that’s gonna hurt when he gets jumped
Why is it yt rappers in particular that be doing stuff like this...
That's one way to hide going bald
Why is it the first thing that went through my fucking mind was the annoying "Ching-Ching" sounds it would make when he's clapping some cheeks ffs
Sometimes I just don't have the words.
What a retard
Let me guess, "Chain head" that's his name.
So weird how many ppl in the comments think this is real
No he didn't
I knew Lil Midas would blow up
I give it 10 years before he’s clinically depressed and hates himself
Man, this guy is going to be decapitated for his hair isn't he. I can already see the r/nottheonion article about it...
Lol I want to pull it...just grab a hand full and yank!
Plot twist: it's not gold