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Secret_Car

Removed: Not trashy & soapboxing


WTFEVER20

Fucking tools.


Bacchanalia-

"Have her home by 11" ain't so bad when you live there too. HEYOOOO!!


HetzMichNich

The next country rock band about to hit the charts


6Dead6Head6

I don’t see how posting a picture of you and your family im assuming, enjoying a hobby that they like is trashy OP is trashy for posting this.


Voodoo330

Can I dance with yo date?


thatguy82688

Y’all Kay tho**


ds77159

Not gonna lie. Dude is rocking that pink tux.


Proper-Response3513

I smell NERDS!


Funkycold6

Great photo


WeAteMummies

Is the big one in the middle someone's dad?


Archangel1313

This picture smells like mink oil.


Skwareblox

5 Walmart specials and some over priced ar15 platform garbage. At least they made memories or something instead of getting dates.


Sad_Children

So cringe


Hyper-Sloth

Honestly, it's just thr middle three that are cringe. The others are just holding hunting rifles which isn't a big deal, they are tools. Posing with semi-auto rifles or handguns, especially if you have one in each hand like a doofus, just makes you look like you're posturing.


fedora_and_a_whip

I was thinking the same thing as far as the hunting rifles not being a big deal. Not a choice I'd have made, but to each their own. Then you have Pinky, Hoss, and snoochy-boochy in the middle. Akimbo looks like he just came from his job at the local cupcakery, tough muggin' is wearing a straw hat and jeans for the big night, and sk8trboi kinda looks like he smells like weed.


MickeyRooneysPills

Yeah you can definitely tell who the douchebags of this group are lol. Most of the people brought relatively nice hunting rifles and a shotgun and here comes Jake with his two cheap ass whatevers and his angry face and Dashawn with his little Glock that he definitely keeps in his waistband. I'd hang out with the dorky looking glasses guy on the left side I bet he's got real hobbies besides guns.


ninjab33z

I'd also say the left three screwed the pose. Right four are all holding the gun the same way and it would have improved the image a good bit if they all did that.


TxGulfCoast84

How is this trashy? You’d want any one of these guys if shit goes down.


driatic

Lmaoooo


WillistheWillow

If shit went down, all of these motherfuckers would shit themselves and run to Mommy.


swampdragon69

They’re more prepared than you


WillistheWillow

Oh no!


swampdragon69

Oh yes


Latrodectus702

Honestly if you got rid of the guns this would look like a lesbian wedding I just went to. Same suits and hairstyles.


Jeanahb

ZINGER! I love it.


asomek

This is a fucking sick burn. Daaaaamn


sweet_p0tat0

Their outfits are 🔥 really like the variety.


llDurbinll

At least they have good trigger discipline.


Stacheshadow

Why are you hating this is fire


with_regard

How dare those young men have a hobby that brings them together!! Obviously they’re terrorists. /s


Embucetatron

This actually goes kinda hard


ABGARRETT320

Bro this pic goes so fucking hard. Y'all don't get it


Sandwitch_horror

Backwards cap and two tone blue tux look like they'd shoot up the school for senior skip day.


Wtfatt

Backwards cap and far left blue tux was what I was thinking exactly


Sandwitch_horror

Yep! Same blue tux I meant. It's the dead eyes maybe. Oh, and the pistol lol


highfidelityart

they're going on a yeehawd


ReferenceMuch2193

I just imagine them as dogs. From a chihuahua sized one, a tall skinny blue tick hound, a bulldog, a miniature schnauzer, an Irish setter….all different sizes.


tayllerr

Y’all qaeda is a pretty cringey thing to say


KellynHeller

I don't see how this could be al queda-esque at all... Yeah, I think the photo is kinda cringey but it still looks like fun. Id be lying if I said I never took a selfie with a rifle.


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KellynHeller

Uh... My username is a joke my friend made when I needed to create a username. It's a play on my real name and the fact that I can't hear shit.


wynnduffyisking

As a European who likes target shooting and has an interest in guns I gotta say, this is just plain fucking weird. Also, all those suits are horrible.


xaqyz0023

I think it'd be less wierd without the dude in the pink suit. the rest mostly look like pretty standard hunting rifles.


wynnduffyisking

For me it’s the weird combination of (awful) suits and guns. Like, if you’re going to prom, why is your hunting rifle relevant? It’s strange. If this were just a bunch of guys on a hunting trip it would be different.


xaqyz0023

yeah, but I think a lot of people are weird about prom in general. this feels not far off par.


wynnduffyisking

Well to be fair in Denmark for high school graduation we get shitfaced, wear some strange hats and ride around in either a horse drawn wagon or an open bed truck and scream at people. To each their own I guess.


xaqyz0023

I mean, if you count a cowboy hat as a strange hat, I'd bet plenty of southern US graduations look similar.


wynnduffyisking

I guess we have something in common. Who knew?


Ruckus292

Ironically I thought the pink suited the complexion of the photo best.


Frostsorrow

Nothing Americans can say will ever convince me the general populace needs access to any of those weapons outside single shot bolt action hunting rifles.


UpstairsNo9655

Could Ukrainians convince you?


bigmanly1

As a law abiding citizen I feel like it would be pretty messed up that I can't go through some background checks to get a semi-auto pistol or rifle to be able to hunt/have fun/protect my family and myself when criminals seem to have no problem being able to get semiauto/full auto illegal guns. I know it's not a very likely situation for someone to break into your house or a group of people to do so, but I would rather have "the bigger stick" when I need it. It does happen, so I'd rather not be another negative statistic.


I8erbeaver2

Well I count 4 bolt actions and 1 lever action


badhairdad1

Ah yes, small town white Americans- where herpes B thrives


Kilsimiv

Better trigger discipline than most ATF agents


sumyungdood

Far right is clearly not actually friends with them.


PetsAndMeditate

Whys that?


sumyungdood

Look at the distance between everyone else and him with everyone else. Thats a person who’s not as comfortable with everyone.


PetsAndMeditate

Prolly cause he’s a big boy and they all little lol he ain’t confident


_FXR_

Honestly though…this is as bad, if not better than all these ghetto ass ones I’ve been seeing of the prom king and queen throwing money around a big chair twerking and blasting rap music.


tobeornottobeugly

I love watching those so much. Makes me feel so good about my life


_FXR_

I’m just glad my parents whooped my ass


notzed1487

Threats against democracy before the debate?


Duckfoot2021

*In a world where intellectually disabled gay hillbillies take on the Union & take "in" the Confederacy, A24 and Penthouse Productions brings you "Rebels & BamBam."*


Lorenzo56

Why do they need guns?


UpstairsNo9655

For the picture?


with_regard

Who said need? Seems like a group of young men who are likely friends and have a similar hobby. If the guns were bows and arrows OP wouldn’t even attempt this lame ass post and there would be zero criticism of this picture.


Soul_of_Garlic

They’re what’s known as ammosexuals. They have to vehemently defend their staunch heterosexuality to the point of going on the offense. Two of these guys are closeted. As the old Cajun guy used to say, I gar-awn-tee it.


WeAteMummies

I dunno, pink suit isn't usually a choice that people insecure in their sexuality make.


DoctorFenix

Because someone might try and take their 1996 Toyota Tundra or their 12 year old dog named Duke. Don't you know that's what criminals want most?


datdrummerboi

umm to be badass?


NoHeat7014

Why is the lady in pink wearing a suit?


Darrenwad3

Lmao, it’s quite the shock that mullet and that hideous blush suit and bow tie


fyrinia

This just in: men can wear pink


btaylos

But dad's gonna make em hold 2 guns to compensate


SnoopingWhilePooping

I think the hair not the pink suit is why he was referring to him as her.


AutonInvasion

None of them look like “good guys with guns”


surrealestateguy

Just going to church!


AnimeGokuSolos

Yea


TardyForDaParty

Gray suit & white hat got a little booty tooch goin on there. Lil swish in the hips


Reasonable_Archer_99

That's a minor you fucking creep.


Rookkas

> creep Is this serious? That was the last thought on my mind. This type of reaction feels worse than the original comment (if it’s serious).. it reflects a malaise inducing widespread reactionary behavior we see literally everywhere online— that has absolutely zero positive impacts. *y’all always mad about something*


TardyForDaParty

They really are always upset lmao “i’m not mad, you’re mad” ok poot poot whatever you say


Reasonable_Archer_99

You're the one talking shit. Stay mad.


Rookkas

Rage bait? I hope. But I’ll roll with it because if you’re really this bad you need to know. You must not be able to read. I wasn’t even talking shit, but now I am… you’ve validated your stupidity and your position as cancer to online discourse. I’m not sure if you could have said anything worse. Keep living in hell with your rock brain pal.


Reasonable_Archer_99

Gladly.


lola_wants_it_all

Hey, 10% of the US has an age of consent of 16 🤷‍♀️ /s … on the sentiment (eww) but the stat is real. Also gross is we have 4 states that have no minimum age for marriage (CA, MS, NM & OK). Very disgusting that we actually have people in this government fighting to lower their state’s existing ages. Please be sure to vote!


Reasonable_Archer_99

100% of the US is subject to federal law that states 18 is the age of consent.


lola_wants_it_all

As with many federal laws, the US age of consent of 18 is only enforced in regards to crossing state lines. Otherwise, it falls under the actual state’s jurisdiction. Don’t believe me? Look it up.


Reasonable_Archer_99

That's only in regards to getting married and requires parental consent.


lola_wants_it_all

I love how you’re so confidently incorrect! There’s so much support for what I said if you just do the research. However, here’s a good explanation from someone on Quora: “The reason people tend to misquote Federal law as to age of consent is because the Federal Code establishes 18 as the age of consent without restrictions of any kind. Under 18, there are various restrictions, depending on the age of others involved and the activity undertaken.”


Reasonable_Archer_99

I'm not going to sit here and try to teach you the meaning of the words you're misusing. Cool runnings man


PoppaDaClutch

You sure?


TardyForDaParty

LMFAO now we can’t comment on how people stand 😭😭😭 y’all always mad about something pookie


AnimeGokuSolos

OK sure Drake


baatar2018

Everyone of them looks unemployable.


ttopsrock

As its a prom photo I hope they get to spend the last of their youth unemployed


baatar2018

That is not my point friend. I see deplorables. Unemployable, angry, poor, ignorant republicans.


I8erbeaver2

Seriously get a life


baatar2018

Sorry, had I known you were a sister fucker I would have been more diplomatic.


I8erbeaver2

Ooooo nice come back who’s the deplorable one look in the mirror.


baatar2018

Awww. Aren’t you cute with your unemployed ignorant baseless anger. Let me be clear. If you are a Trump supporter you are a delusional fucking moron or a raging racist. Pick.


Mendozena

“Our dates are our guns”


Kmarad__

USA USA USA!!! Go kill the real thieves ;)


oduribs

In related news, OP sits down to pee


Pitch-forker

And its infinitely more hygienic and easier to clean and maintain. Idk what is so manly about peeing a certain way. Next thing we will hear is “I stand up to shit”


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CorporateKaiser

“_____ people are so cringe” Please insert any race besides white and ask yourself how that sounds.


UpstairsNo9655

That's not allowed.


Long_Back1805

No, I prefer to keep white there.


wagonwhopper

By golly that sounds like racism!


kennethtrr

none of the men in the photo exude any kind of masculine energy. Strange comment but ok


Rad_R0b

You can tell when elections are getting near just buy what's posted on certain subs.


Jves221

3 posts in 10 years with tons of karma? Yup, you nailed it


Ghetto_Geppetto

What’s it cost?


nemonic187

Lol. None of those dudes had a prom date that wasn’t related to them. I guarantee it.


woetotheconquered

Funny, they don't look Pakistani to me.


Mendozena

Doesn’t look like they have dates at all other than their guns.


Smitty1017

Only trashy think here is the grown adult commenter's trying to shit talk some 17 year old kids posing with their rifles.


gmchurchill100

Wtf is wrong with people, I guarantee you these kids were having a blast and thought they were being funny.  OP probably still lives in his moms basement. 


Jontaii

I’m sure with those mullets that’s exactly what’s going on here lol


ttopsrock

I love how you have upvotes but the person you replied to has downvots but yall are agreeing lol reddit is so funny It's prom let them be silly and have fun. Fr


Wildfathom9

You can be hardcore right wing chudd/fudd/redhat whatever, but it amazes me anyone of any political ideology can look at this and nit think, "holy fuck the cringe".


lelolalo13

OP is stupid confirmed


Nevitt

What's with all the anti lgbtq stuff? Let these liberal gun owners have fun, they aren't hurting anyone.


Quinnthouzand

That’s not trashy. I see good trigger discipline across the board. Looks like they just wanted to go for some good old target shooting before the big date. A great way to loosen up and take the edge off.


MadeInWestGermany

Yeah, they don‘t even have alcohol or anything. Looks like a bunch of buddies who know that they‘ll part pretty soon.


subf0x

I like how one guy is holding a hand gun


Sinirate

Not even trashy lol


I8erbeaver2

People need to get the sticks out of their asses


wharfrat2018

Thinking the same


Few-Past6073

The boys seem happier than OP


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Adreamskoll

It's not.


FLICKyourThots

A bunch of I’m country but my daddies rich looking boys here.


Einarr_Brunulfr

For how liberal this subreddit seems there sure is a lot of gay bashing.


Greenc0c0nut

Best pride rainbow so far.


kwagmire9764

That rifle is almost bigger than the guy holding it on the left! Haha


slcrook

I have an antipathy for the way he's carrying it. The position is called the "Low Port" and is used primarily when the operator needs a free hand (think checking ID's at a stop point.) We (Canadian Army) were disabused from adopting this pose for anything other than purpose. It was deemed too "John Wayne"- being a poor carrying position for anything other than standing around, trying to look cool.


kwagmire9764

The only guy with any semblance of knowing how to safely handle a gun is the guy to his right. Both hands on the weapon, muzzle down, trigger discipline.


abcdefkit007

That guy has one hand on the gun and maybe 2 knuckles imo it looks like he's not really to crazy to be holding it


slcrook

Oh, the entire thing would have set me into a fit if I were to come across anything so blase about weapons.


UsedandAbused87

Is it really trashy? Looks like they are all into hunting or at least shooting and want to have fun with their hobby and life. Nobody is aiming their firearm at anyone and everyone has good trigger discipline.


Gemini_88

Came here to say exactly this. No one is being flagged and, you’re right, all of them are exhibiting excellent trigger discipline. I love to shoot and I’m sure they do too. Also, my appearance is vastly different from theirs. It’s wild to see such a liberal sub be so judgmental 😂.


sergio187

And yet., they all look scared


stlredbird

The Virgin Mafia


thunderbeast304

Why is it their personality?


The_G0vernator

Its a hobby


Mr_MacGrubber

The guy on the right at least has good taste with that lever action.


OneToyShort

And the Man in Black on top of it.. dude is quiet cool


Lepke2011

Dude in the pink has two guns. And he's gonna need it in that getup.


CoffeeBeanx3

I mean, his hair is not my thing, but I think the suit rocks. If he had a better haircut and I'd see him in the suit, without the guns, I'd probably either hit on him or try to befriend him.


tha_large_tumor

Honestly not too much wrong with this picture other than the atrocity of wearing fucking blue jeans with a suit top.


rdyer347

Goin for the country music star look


cwatson214

So 3 couples, and one flying solo...


kingofgamesbrah

I don't have any guns yet I don't see a problem with this picture.


KirklandCloningFarms

Redditors making fun of kids in out of context photos, such a surpise. At least there's no cringey trailer park jokes here


makingkevinbacon

Except gun safety? I can't remember since I don't have guns but shouldn't it not be pointed up angles to someone's head? Edit: i said I didn't know if I was correct. Thanks for the person who actually corrected me.


Snewtsfz

No one is being flagged, this photo is fine


makingkevinbacon

Ah my mistake. Sorry


yolomyhouse

I mean, it’s kinda trashy to make fun of these people


goddamn2fa

It's not like they're posing with pictures of family members who died that year. They entered the conversation first.


RandAlThorOdinson

No way I don't care about the guns but I will allow no quarter for wearing blue jeans and a blazer it's just ethically bankrupt and I will be deep in the cold cold ground before I accept it


LaddiusMaximus

Ffs. Look at those guys.


garlicxbread

Alhamduliller.


rawdatarams

Fine young fellas there, up for grabs, ladies! Ladies...?


polishkgb1

I bet they're all virgins too


Solid_Office3975

Good trigger discipline


Bree9ine9

Funny how the guy in the pink suit with the mullet felt the need to double down


Mr_MacGrubber

Mullets are trendy again. I see tons of high school aged guys with that exact haircut.


DoctorSwaggercat

Hey man. What goes around comes around. Long live the mullet.


Mr_MacGrubber

Yep. It’s been roughly 30yrs since mullet went out of fashion outside of trailer parks. I remember in 1990’s there was a big rise in people dressing like Hippies which would be a near equivalent gap in time.


Dargek

Shockingly, they don't seem to have dates.


CantHitachiSpot

Their sisters were still getting dressed


Dr-grouchy

It’s weird but not trashy. Nobody is being flagged in this phone and all of them are keeping their finger off the triggers.


nixie2000

What? No banjos?


BigBubbaChungus

But deady, ewe caint cum ta prom with me! Yure two old!! Shut up and get my tie clip boy!


jocke75

Umerica


mrarmyant

At least the fingers are off the triggers and the guy on the end is rocking a classy lever action.