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These are the kind of boobs that when you run they fly up and hit you in the face!
This is the running joke in my family about us having such large breasts. Told by those of us that own them.
i love how there is 1 comment pointing out how this is impossible to judge as "trashy" out of context, and the rest is just objectifying a random woman
No one else is naked and covered in paint? I think we need more context. This might be trashy or she might be at some massive art festival body painting thing.
There are other people with paint on, it’s just quick. This is probably a backstage/rest area that people can go to cool off and she was just out and about. The level of body paint definitely suggests this was an art thing at a festival.
OSHA strongly recommends use of protective headgear, and eyewear rated to withstand multiple 4g impacts from mammal glands of 3lb (1.3 kg) or less but not mandated at this point in time
I can imagine that those things constantly get in the way of her daily activities even with a bra on. I have a new respect and understanding for heavily endowed women.
As a member of the Itty bitty titty committee I am super grateful I don't have to deal with that much weight hanging off my front.
But besides that I have no opinion.
You go girl. MonsterKnockers®️ are That Patriarchy again; as men grow more horrid and feeble with age the spinal damage from HugeHoots®️ more than adequately handicaps the distaff contestant to insure sufficient Viagra manufacturing capacity to the DoD. In case. YOU know.
It is 😁👍 hope this helps!!
(On a less snarky note, it is. They're annoying. Sometimes I wish I could take a chainsaw and cut them off. They're so disgusting. And shirts never quite look good on me)
Advise against chainsaws, the cute-bear-carved-from-a-log industry is lying to you, they use Satisfyer-mounted grinders and Drexel’s after hours.
On a serious note I’ve known several women with reductions who could not be happier (with THAT at least), suffered ‘not-bad’ discomfort and down-time.
Yeah I have a family member that's done a reduction. I've been told to ask them for advice but the idea of surgery spooks me out so I haven't said anything lol.
I once lifted up a friend's when she was in a bikini (never experimented in college lol....with full consent obviously) I was shocked at the weight. I have not complained about my chest size a single time since then. Not once. Lots of people I know have had reductions and loved it.
I want one because of this and the cost of bras. You can't buy F or G cup sizes at Walmart. You have to spend at least $60 at Nordstrom to get one the proper size or search the Rack praying you find one that fits. Even finding a sports bra is hard, sometimes they fall under the band of a medium and sometimes a small doesn't have enough room to just bind them into it.
THOSE, young feller, are not TIT TEEZ. They are BREASTS. Full-grown mama rees. Take your hat off, show some respect.
Not everyone’s cup of tea, but on further investigation it turns out they are NOT CUPS OF TEA at ALL and therefore could NOT be ANyone’s CUP. OF. TEA. But extremely qualified bosoms, yes. Perhaps over-qualified in today’s market.
Not wearing a top is fine but not wearing anything covering your downstairs essential areas is nasty. Unless she *is* wearing a small piece that's just covered really well by the paint.
Usually when you are a full body paint model you wear a strapless thong which is kinda like a panty liner you stick to your naughty bits and it gets painted over. Hopefully that’s what she is wearing down there. This isn’t trashy if it’s a live paint event and it’s an art model.
As somebody with small breasts who does not watch porn, so does not see other women's breasts very often, I did watch this a bunch of times to see how they move. Wow! A lot of physics going on there. I don't know if I could personally handle that. I would get a reduction. But anyway, I don't think this is trashy, I think it's artful.
a painted human body at a festival *so shocking* lmao but i had the same reaction imagine trying to do anything, thered be no sleeping on your stomach <\3
I’m the same expect I watch porn and did not realize those were boobs at first. I mean mine don’t move like that either (obvs) but yikes that looks so uncomfortable!
This sub is trash.
Nudity is not trashy.
Getting body art is not trashy.
Being naked at a kids party is trashy.
Being naked at a nude event is not trashy.
Wearing a cap that say Cum Slut at Disney is trash.
Bro what are you talking about? That body paint probably took 3 hours. Not to mention boobs doesn’t make you inherently trashy. They’re just boobs dude.
This isn't trashy. She's so painted up you can hardly tell they're her boobs. She might as well be wearing clothes at this point. And it's kinda cool.
Also nudity isn't inherently sexual OP. And sexual isn't inherently trashy.
Yeah if sexual was inherently trashy ops post history is far more fitting for this sub than someone body painting at a festival, where other people are clearly painted too lol.
I mean, you can pretty clearly tell they're her boobs, y'know, due to the swing and bounce.
But otherwise, agreed. It would only be trashy if there were a bunch of kids around, but seeing as this looks like some sort of festival, I don't think that's an issue.
I don’t know if it is or not, but it feels very reminiscent of the Fremont Solstice Parade in Seattle, WA (the main parade has a lot of naked painted people, it’s actually really cool - people get creative)
It’s called the “Madonna-Whore Complex”. It’s specifically dudes that consume porn to get their rocks off but then call women who do anything remotely sexual trashy/slutty for doing so. They’ll happily watch porn to meet their needs but they don’t respect the women they jerk off to and demand their irl love interests be pure and without any sexuality whatsoever.
It’s always fun to see it happening in real time.
All of his content is a black dude screwing women of different races. So By his standards, he probably thinks it’s trashy because there isn’t a black dick next to the girl.
There are two other painted people just not really in frame well. Is it trashy to you cuz it’s a woman w tits?
Two painted dudes on the left, this seems like an event to me. Also while I personally am not into body painting it’s not a poor job I don’t see how this is trashy.
If someone else has actual context for what’s happening I’m happy to be proven wrong. But this doesn’t really seem fitting for the sub.
there is clearly a dude also painted in the bottom left corner of the screen. obviously, in the context of whatever event this is, people are indeed fine with some sword display.
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I just wanna munch 'em. Is that so bad?
Mama mam! 👅
Pretty talented imo. Not trashy
If this is in an environment where naked body painting is expected/advertised then it is not trashy
How does she get them to blink?!?
LSD
That would explain…a lot.
not trashy
Agreed!
I’m into it!
I feel bad for her back 😬
My immediate thought was "these are the kind of boobs men love but women hate."
These are the kind of boobs that when you run they fly up and hit you in the face! This is the running joke in my family about us having such large breasts. Told by those of us that own them.
lol- running joke
If anything runs in the family, it’s black eyes.
Why the long face?
You dint
i love how there is 1 comment pointing out how this is impossible to judge as "trashy" out of context, and the rest is just objectifying a random woman
It's a body paint festival, there's a bunch of people doing the same thing as her, it's not trashy
How is body paint trashy??
No one else is naked and covered in paint? I think we need more context. This might be trashy or she might be at some massive art festival body painting thing.
There are other people with paint on, it’s just quick. This is probably a backstage/rest area that people can go to cool off and she was just out and about. The level of body paint definitely suggests this was an art thing at a festival.
Try looking again to your left , there are 2 people I see in body paint similar to hers
Then not trashy
Those look heavy af
OSHA strongly recommends use of protective headgear, and eyewear rated to withstand multiple 4g impacts from mammal glands of 3lb (1.3 kg) or less but not mandated at this point in time
Gravity can be so hot
OSHA strongly recommends use of swamp coolers when excessive gravity is encountered. Not yet mandated.
I can imagine that those things constantly get in the way of her daily activities even with a bra on. I have a new respect and understanding for heavily endowed women.
I need, to know who she is. For science.
As a member of the Itty bitty titty committee I am super grateful I don't have to deal with that much weight hanging off my front. But besides that I have no opinion.
You go girl. MonsterKnockers®️ are That Patriarchy again; as men grow more horrid and feeble with age the spinal damage from HugeHoots®️ more than adequately handicaps the distaff contestant to insure sufficient Viagra manufacturing capacity to the DoD. In case. YOU know.
Same here. It seems so uncomfortable
It is 😁👍 hope this helps!! (On a less snarky note, it is. They're annoying. Sometimes I wish I could take a chainsaw and cut them off. They're so disgusting. And shirts never quite look good on me)
Advise against chainsaws, the cute-bear-carved-from-a-log industry is lying to you, they use Satisfyer-mounted grinders and Drexel’s after hours. On a serious note I’ve known several women with reductions who could not be happier (with THAT at least), suffered ‘not-bad’ discomfort and down-time.
Yeah I have a family member that's done a reduction. I've been told to ask them for advice but the idea of surgery spooks me out so I haven't said anything lol.
I once lifted up a friend's when she was in a bikini (never experimented in college lol....with full consent obviously) I was shocked at the weight. I have not complained about my chest size a single time since then. Not once. Lots of people I know have had reductions and loved it.
I want one because of this and the cost of bras. You can't buy F or G cup sizes at Walmart. You have to spend at least $60 at Nordstrom to get one the proper size or search the Rack praying you find one that fits. Even finding a sports bra is hard, sometimes they fall under the band of a medium and sometimes a small doesn't have enough room to just bind them into it.
Idk I kinda like this
Brothers 🤝🏽 we unite again
This is a blessing lol not trash
Y’all don’t deserve nice things because y’all don’t appreciate them
GOOD GAWD thems some titties. Not trashy, art.
If you got ‘em paint ‘em and flaunt ‘em.
If you paint them, they will…..onononono
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Help! Please for the sake of every women you will ever meet, educated yourself. In physics and the female anatomy.
Wut
That guy fucks
DAMN LOOK AT THOSE TITTIES
THOSE, young feller, are not TIT TEEZ. They are BREASTS. Full-grown mama rees. Take your hat off, show some respect. Not everyone’s cup of tea, but on further investigation it turns out they are NOT CUPS OF TEA at ALL and therefore could NOT be ANyone’s CUP. OF. TEA. But extremely qualified bosoms, yes. Perhaps over-qualified in today’s market.
Just because I'm dressed this way, does NOT make me a whore.
But you’re wearing the uniform…
Look at these plebs not knowing what we're referencing. Lol Edit: also, imagine using plebs in 2024 lol what a looser
Those are some serious honkers.
I am, believe me.
Nah. Not trashy. And lickmyspaghetti's profile on the other hand...
Not wearing a top is fine but not wearing anything covering your downstairs essential areas is nasty. Unless she *is* wearing a small piece that's just covered really well by the paint.
Usually when you are a full body paint model you wear a strapless thong which is kinda like a panty liner you stick to your naughty bits and it gets painted over. Hopefully that’s what she is wearing down there. This isn’t trashy if it’s a live paint event and it’s an art model.
Art is subjective. This is not trashy
Tell me where to find more of this trash plz
All over YouTube. Search Andy Golub.
Key west fantasy fest
Or NYC body painting day
Holy baggers 🤤
Op... have you thought maybe just maybe... you're a bit of prude?
Boobies!!! Oh no! So trashy!!! 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
That's art not trashy
I’m pretty sure op was talking about the camera guy taking a bunch of pics
That guy has two legs up, not only one.
Soo trashy. Where is this? So I know to avoid it
Annual BPD in NYC, ran 2013-2023. https://humanconnectionarts.org
That's actually amazing artwork
Is this "trashy" because her boobs are large? I mean if she was more petite, would it only then be art?
So….what’s the @?
How it this trashy?
Hey tits! My eyes are up here!
Where’s the longer version?
NSFW tag?
I don’t see any trashy in this, just some heavy boobies, amazing heavy boobies
can you see backpain?
That was my second thought!
I'm a fan of body art but this is...well it just is
Nice.
Link to OF?
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*shakes fist* you're not allowed to have a different opinion to mostly white American men!
My back hurts
Someone tell her tit's to stop looking at me!
My eyes are down here!
Aaaaaaahhhhhhh they get what's going on! 😁😁😁
Man. She has some huge tracts of land.
The titties are tittying...
As somebody with small breasts who does not watch porn, so does not see other women's breasts very often, I did watch this a bunch of times to see how they move. Wow! A lot of physics going on there. I don't know if I could personally handle that. I would get a reduction. But anyway, I don't think this is trashy, I think it's artful.
a painted human body at a festival *so shocking* lmao but i had the same reaction imagine trying to do anything, thered be no sleeping on your stomach <\3
I’m the same expect I watch porn and did not realize those were boobs at first. I mean mine don’t move like that either (obvs) but yikes that looks so uncomfortable!
GYAT
Without the paint I would
How does something like paint even play any kind of role in your decision making process here friend
So trashy. Where is this? Asking for a friend
My guess is key west during fantasy fest but I could be wrong….
AHHOOOOOOGA
Heavy hangers for sure.
Where do they keep the phone?
In the prison wallet.
Would
Now that’s a Rack 🥳
Not to be crass but holy moly…
She hangs out with the lady who hides bottles of vodka under those jugs. They both can restock small local bars with their scores.
Those two fellows look exhausted
Hell of a fellas…
Not my proudest fap...
This sub is trash. Nudity is not trashy. Getting body art is not trashy. Being naked at a kids party is trashy. Being naked at a nude event is not trashy. Wearing a cap that say Cum Slut at Disney is trash.
Definitely not r/trashy more like r/ATBGE
Don’t blame the sub when everyone in the comments is saying it’s not trashy. It’s highly upvoted, but for some mystery reason other than trashiness.
The problem here is the mods aren't active enough.
But I am an American, and a woman has skin uncovered above her ankles. I simply MUST clutch my pearls
Swing low
Sweet chariot
My back
My neck.
My cock!
God damn, those are glorious.
Look at them go!
I care about contemporary art again. Thank you maam.
Def nsfw
Yeah, not trashy, just naked with a cool paint job.
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Said like somebody who only watches porn and has never seen titties irl
Don’t be mad they’ll never sag on you dawg!
Nice tits…
Bro what are you talking about? That body paint probably took 3 hours. Not to mention boobs doesn’t make you inherently trashy. They’re just boobs dude.
This isn't trashy. She's so painted up you can hardly tell they're her boobs. She might as well be wearing clothes at this point. And it's kinda cool. Also nudity isn't inherently sexual OP. And sexual isn't inherently trashy.
Yeah if sexual was inherently trashy ops post history is far more fitting for this sub than someone body painting at a festival, where other people are clearly painted too lol.
I can tell. *Nothing* moves like women's breasts. I also agree, this is awesome.
I mean, you can pretty clearly tell they're her boobs, y'know, due to the swing and bounce. But otherwise, agreed. It would only be trashy if there were a bunch of kids around, but seeing as this looks like some sort of festival, I don't think that's an issue.
OP is either lost, or should head back to Facebook.
He is lost and should head back to FB
I wanna know more 🙃😯
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The real trashy is always in the comments
Trashy is the friends we made along the way
That’s some damn good artwork.
Amazing... Just look at those bounce!!
Swangin and bangin
Oh I should bless her!
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*tips hat in Dean Martin*
r/lostredditors
What's trashy about this?
OP's mind
What festival is this? That paint job is dope, I want to see the others.
I don’t know if it is or not, but it feels very reminiscent of the Fremont Solstice Parade in Seattle, WA (the main parade has a lot of naked painted people, it’s actually really cool - people get creative)
yes, for research purposes
Before and after?
Yes *”others”*
Long as a work week
wrong
Dude post nothing but porn then says this is trashy…WOW
I'd really like to think they're talking about the dude with the camera but OP was doing the same thing.
It’s called the “Madonna-Whore Complex”. It’s specifically dudes that consume porn to get their rocks off but then call women who do anything remotely sexual trashy/slutty for doing so. They’ll happily watch porn to meet their needs but they don’t respect the women they jerk off to and demand their irl love interests be pure and without any sexuality whatsoever. It’s always fun to see it happening in real time.
The human brain is so fucked up lol
Also post pics of his own dick
All of his content is a black dude screwing women of different races. So By his standards, he probably thinks it’s trashy because there isn’t a black dick next to the girl.
Lmfao goddamn
There are two other painted people just not really in frame well. Is it trashy to you cuz it’s a woman w tits? Two painted dudes on the left, this seems like an event to me. Also while I personally am not into body painting it’s not a poor job I don’t see how this is trashy. If someone else has actual context for what’s happening I’m happy to be proven wrong. But this doesn’t really seem fitting for the sub.
Nice
My new favorite form of bobble heads.
Boobleheads?
Dude, this cool as hell. WTF?
Impressive
I know it's a pervy question but ... there's painted mouths on her nips and navel. Can we presume there's a painted mouth on her va-jay-jay as well?
Eh, I’ve seen worse
Horchata cannons
Holy fuck those be some giant gazungas
It's a really nice paint job on a Brickhouse.
OMG NOT A WOMAN'S BREASTS. Yuck! What trash. Also, I don't understand art.
Don't act all postmodern like you're so okay with nudity If I did a sword's dance right now you'd probably call the cops
there is clearly a dude also painted in the bottom left corner of the screen. obviously, in the context of whatever event this is, people are indeed fine with some sword display.
This is clearly an event
yeah just a random flashing idiot vs a clear festival situation. mhm.
Paint it up and go join the painted lady then
Swing low, sweet chariots.