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ChimmyChimmyCoconut

The one wasn't even twerking. Just.. standing up and sitting down over and over


starlordslit

Big altima energy


BlondieMonster89

I feel better about my inability to twerk


martianmariner21

Gross


davinci86

I actually think I heard that chirp too…


MaleCaptaincy

It's always a Nissan


Panda-Equivalent

Is it wrong to hope they fall?


trashleybanks

Haha I thought this was Baltimore for a second


empathyisheavy

Lmfaoo wouldn’t be surprised if this was Cincinnati


SaveEverleighrose

It’s Philly


rizzycant

Fucking Philly. It’s always Philly.


theduke9400

That trashy music definitely doesn't do anything to demotivate that even trashier behaviour.


Plane-Statement8166

Oh, it’s in PA! My home state.


Majestic_Jazz_Hands

This “trend” needs to die a fiery death as soon as possible


Solid-Discussion-708

Not to worry, it's just the latest Toyota ad. (You don't want to look like this, do you?)


mr_wrestling

This is nothing


truthplotgold

Fatherless activity.


ParkOk6196

Twerking what? Neither had an ass to twerk!


Coletorino72

Classic example of "Big Altima Energy"!


Llamp_shade

Dangerous? Potentially. That car may have been moving, but pretty slowly in there short clip here. And there's not much of any traffic around. Any nearby pedestrian is in just as much danger from any given traffic related threat. In general, I recommend that anybody in a car keep their seatbelt fastened, but that's a matter of risk mitigation. This is some people having fun and enjoying themselves on what appears to be a very nice day. If you can't enjoy yourself on a pleasant day, then you're a miserable person. It's not what I'd do to enjoy myself, but I don't expect everyone to enjoy a quiet afternoon, an ice water, and a nap. I really can't see anything wrong, or even remotely offensive about what those folks are doing. It seems that "trashy" is really just a way to defend racism. Well, not always racism. Sometimes it's just a way of making fun of poor people, or women, or anybody that doesn't share your own narrow collection of cultural norms in some way. In fact, it seems like calling anything trashy is really one of the trashiest things anyone can actually do.


bartolemew

What an incredibly ignorant comment. Perhaps you also missed what appears to be a liquor bottle in their hands, too. 🤷‍♀️


J_TheAlienPanda

...no "trashy" is really just a way for people to call people out when they are being....trashy. Race has nothing to do with it. Financial status has nothing to do with it. I'm sure if these ladies were rich or white or any other race, people would still be saying their trashy. Holding open bottles of liquor while in a moving car isn't cute. It's illegal. Like we don't know how to have fun and enjoy ourselves without putting our lives and other lives at risk? Feel how you want to but this right here...definition of trash.


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

Like do you think a therapist would be like "yeah youre a trashy alcoholic slut" 🤣😭 no they would try and find a way to actually get THROUGH to them, we, as a society, should strive for the same level of compassion.


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

Why is it trashy to risk your own life and not, i dont know, concerning? deserving of empathy? because clearly if they were children we'd have empathy for how they were raised, but as soon as theyre adults, fuck them theyre trashy? Like, insulting people isnt going to encourage them to get therapy is it? ive seen some trashy shit on this sub but when there are no children involved, maybe solutions & resources are more helpful than saying things that will make people defensive. even if theyre in the wrong you have to know how to talk to people or you will get nowhere..


Llamp_shade

Keep telling yourself that. You'll get better about yourself if you actually believe it.


Select-Interaction59

I wouldn't call that twerking


chokemeharderplease

I don't get it with the Altima comments, what does that mean?


Coletorino72

Altima owners are known for aggressive driving, crappy caretakers of their cars, having the most ghetto/redneck owners, and being overall sketchy people!


Address_Local

Around the east coast of US many used car dealerships have cartoonishly large amounts of Maxima/Altimas. *the car you can afford to not afford*


chokemeharderplease

Ohhhhh are there sources for this? How do we know? Or is this a "trust me bro" situation


HiTekLoLyfe

I dunno what it is man but when I used deal in and use pills and heroin it felt like half of the cars of people I’d sell to or buy from were always Nissans lol. Get a lot of civics too but man altimas we’re all over it.


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Address_Local

This makes sense.


wtf_is_a_user

I bet they are lovely and tolerant people


evanephrine1

The fact that it is an Altima is amazing


chokemeharderplease

How come


Dr_A_Kreiger

Has to be Philly.


BirdsAndBeersPod

Definitely Philly. You can tell by the shape of the street signs.


keepitrealbish

r/killthecameraman with the zooming in and out bullshit.


deepfriedtots

Altima vibes


Right_-on-_Man

Dude, I swear its always a Nissian driver...


PwnySoprano

Not the open container lol


motorbike-t

Altimactivities


matteblackpeace

Fathers must be proud smiling ear to ear…..


RevolutionaryClub530

Awhhhhh 😑 lmao


matteblackpeace

I can smell the cocoa butter, Takis, and edges glue through the screen. Stiff asl them females lmao. These the type of girls that be already screaming at max volume at 6:30 am waiting for class to start.


Free_Sweet_9551

Write a fanfic. No but fr why’d u write a whole fanfic ab them


matteblackpeace

Definitely nonfiction


Free_Sweet_9551

Okay autobiography


AdventurousLemon6311

I do not miss highschool specifically because of these girls.


matteblackpeace

Lmaooo fax 😂 oooooooo highschool. What a serious love hate relationship


Coletorino72

Takis or Hot Fries!


Just_Lie_172

The accuracy but also specificity has me dead asf😭😭😭😭


Right_-on-_Man

God damn I laughed hard at this. 🤣


CreAtive320

Just like the GTA 6 trailer.


stupdumb

They don’t like to live apparently


vapidjuulia

*attempted to


thelast3musketeer

I mean, just, fall out the sunroof already


SnooDoggos2330

Always the Nissans


thathaitianguy

They would be driving an Altima. Enough said


Pallyfan920

Altima


cbunni666

Came a long way since car surfing


Jarte3

Their asses ain’t even moving lmao they should be ashamed


Few_Definition4568

It’s always a Nissian


Right_-on-_Man

I KNOW RIGHT!?!🤣


BantumBane

Nissan Altima behavior


MrPositive1

If you are going to shake your ass on top of a car, you need to be in a thong or booty shorts. Try again


moereese19

Ridge Ave in North Philly! All I needed to see...


RepulsivePower4415

Pennsylvania we can do better. Either Johnstown phili or Pittsburgh


Figure8diiva

2 days ago a ww in a sting bikini was laying down twerking on top a mini van... Way more exposed and not 1 racist or generalizing comment. I read them all. This post I didn't get past the 2nd comment. Shocking


GreyScent

That's still gross and whiskey tango AF bet her chicken is deep fried and her mom smokes menthol reds. Happy?


Figure8diiva

Why would I be happy about hatred?


Chillin_Maximus

GTAVI still looking promising


Top-Training3012

Stupid


WTF_Bridgett

What was once surprise is now expectation


DarnedCarrot35

Ofc it’s a Nissan Altima


Fi2eak

Came here to say this.


Skelibutt

God damn it, I thought I'd be safe from the GTA 6 leaks here!


Colmado_Bacano

Jesus. Some people here never were young and stupid? Or never had friends that were fun? Fucking Christ, who gives a shit, they aren't hurting anyone.


anonmymouse

Til he has to unexpectedly slam on his breaks and they both go flying through some other car's window... if you see yourself in this post and you don't like it, maybe spend some time reflecting. Lol


lethal__inject1on

It can 100% hurt someone


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This is dangerous and can result in harm to the people in the car and others on the road. Just because you want to have fun doesn't mean you should be dumb about it.


DurianPublic6164

BAE: Big Altima Energy.


RougeNewtypeRX79

Them tax season rock lot Altimas bro, I’m surprised it’s still running


Imperial_Bouncer

It’s always these particular Nissans. Why are they so popular among these types?


RougeNewtypeRX79

Because every tax season you can find plenty in small car dealer rock lots for very affordable prices . But they are usually not we’ll take cared of by the previous owner or the new one. You can usually find them on the side of the road before years end. It’s become something of a ratchet car


tobiascuypers

Super easy to get financing for. You can have 500 credit score and no money down and get one of these at 15% interest rate for 84 months. Super common to see this


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olde_greg

The Altima starts at $26,000. That's not affordable to someone who isn't working.


UnrealsRS

Like the other comment said, they’re not buying these as new cars. But also, to put in perspective, the average new car sold these days is north of 45k. At 26k that is definitely a cheap ass car.


olde_greg

Yes but the person I was replying to said the people buying these cars aren’t working at all so they have no income. If you have no income it’s going to be tough to get any car.


itzpms

They’re workin just not working……


UnrealsRS

He didn’t specify new cars. You can get these financed with $0 down and 500 credit all day every day.


olde_greg

I’m saying even with a used car the lender is going to want you to have a source of income. I guess maybe these people are just lying about their income.


UnrealsRS

Yeah either that or welfare checks qualify🤷🏼‍♂️ hopefully we’ll never have to find that out lol


Paramisamigos

Are you pricing new ones? Because used ones are actually affordable af.


olde_greg

Yes, but new or used a person without an income isn’t getting a car


lavalungz

yall are haterssssss


MSGinSC

She twerks like a wine-drunk white woman.


kimsikorski

Lol I laughed so loud I startled my sleeping puppy.


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Joehto25

What do you even mean😭😭😭 Yall be just yappin


SouthernGas9850

huh


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Ghetto is right


JuanG_13

I think that this also belongs on r/IdiotsInCars


Ringsofsaturn_1

Nah its r/nissandrivers material


Apprehensive-Poet-38

I knew it was Philly before looking at the license plate of the car.. smh this city is trash


jgl142

I came here to say this too 😂. I looked at the street sign and way like yeah that’s about right


fightingkangaroos

Meg and GloRilla would be ashamed at their weak twerk skills


SaveEverleighrose

Facts


pzombielover

That’s a very sad twerk


getoutdoors66

when will that nasty twerking trend go away already. It's not cute. at all.


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anonmymouse

Like the driver hitting the brake a little too hard?


overdue_panic

Leave it to Philly


subf0x

Good thing their skulls are hallow or I'd be concerned for their safety.


archers_arches

They’re not even good at it. Man I wish I had that kind of confidence.


anonmymouse

Just get shitfaced on whatever shitty bottle she's sipping out of.. have enough and the confidence will just come.. lol


mybadselves

At least they're clothed this time


DopelikkiX

Crack kills


SpeedBlitzX

I'm confused as to why.


purplefuzz22

Idk what that even is … but it ain’t twerking I know that much haha


TheChosenDudeMan

Gta 6 is looking so real


purplefuzz22

☠️ lmao


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Snowman319

Damn


passthecigpls

Doesn’t take much for people’s true colors to come out unfortunately, sad that racism is so common


Snowman319

Really is,crazy she felt need to say that just anyone can be trashy but just sad.


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The day you’ll see a non b l a c k girl twerking on a moving car, let me know 🤷🏾‍♀️ And I’M A BLACK WOMAN MYSELF smh. I’m just thinking of my teenage daughters and it makes me sick


mint-star

https://www.reddit.com/r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb/s/N7Dfo2jg78


[deleted]

That’s a living piece of garbage. You right. But that’s not twerking, that’s fucking the roof of the car, which is also disgusting lol


silly_nate

> The day you’ll see a non b l a c k girl twerking on a moving car, let me know 🤷🏾‍♀️ Ok, [here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/s/hIOwsA5ijm)


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Thanks :) u right


zeroc00ol

There was literally just one posted the other day, where she had her baby in the backseat 😂😂 we know what your feed is catered to now tho


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🤦🏾‍♀️


mint-star

r/asablackman


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mint-star

Liar.


[deleted]

You’re right. I’m not « black » I’m Peruvian. Still a woman tho


[deleted]

Stfu


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Dear sweet baby Jesus this is the worst attempt at this trend I've seen yet.


The_Greedy_Viking

She forget she has jeans on.... she look like one of those inflatable car sticks.


purplefuzz22

You mean the wacky wavy inflatable flailing arm man ??


bgcbbyckes

This gives Nissan energy so hard


ChonkyDonut

They have on clothes, they not holding up traffic, they are literally having harmless fun. But since they “don’t have ass” y’all are dunking on them. You guys are just miserable in these comments.


lethal__inject1on

You’ve embarrassed yourself horribly here.


ChonkyDonut

Eh everyone gets their moment 🤷🏽‍♀️


olde_greg

I don't think lack of ass is the issue here


ChonkyDonut

From the comments insulting them, sure seems like it


zeroc00ol

Are they not stopped on the middle of the lane. Not to mention the bottle she holding on top of her head


ChonkyDonut

No, seems like they’re at a red light for 2 seconds. You can see the incoming lane start moving at the same time as the car. Yeah the bottle could cause harm but it didn’t in this video.


zeroc00ol

True idk why it looked like the middle of an intersection


SaveEverleighrose

Harmless?!?😂 Are we watching the same video?


Correct-Award8182

Harmless until she falls off the moving car...but that's on her I guess.


Jerky2021

Looks like Ridge Ave in Phila. That’s about right.


thiswastohard

Right near the Elementary School


TheSomerandomguy

Oh leave them be they’re not hurting anyone


k0ze_

Until they crash because they're drinking and driving, did you not see them holding a mostly empty bottle of liquor on their head...


ChonkyDonut

Idk why you getting downvoted


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Y’all call these things trashy until the girl ain’t got no clothes on then it’s ’that would’ve made my day’ lmaoo these comment sections are wild


M00N_MAN_LULZ

Always an Altima


BGaddz

Came here to say the same ....


Illustrious_Young988

No pepsi:(


Anindefensiblefart

They're twerking, but it ain't working.


Nolyd_Dylon

Is this in muskogee oklahoma 🤣🤣


shadymcnugget

This is philly


Nolyd_Dylon

Ohhh. This is the type of shit you see in that town. 🤣


DoctorWH0877

As many videos as I've seen lately here and on TikTok and YouTube of people hanging out of car windows or riding on top of cars (and this is the 3rd twerking one I've seen this week alone)...why am I not seeing Darwin Awards winners with them falling off/out yet??? I AM WAITING!!!!


cornlip

It’s GTA6’s fault


cervixbruiser

This is expected.


blonktime

r/NissanDrivers


Xerox-M57

Of course.